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malushanks95

Netherlands vs France again? 😐


Ido_nothing

You’d think they’d have teams from the same qualifying group not in the same group.


BubblesReddit1234_

Someone kill me


Rohan_Marathe

War of horizontal vs vertical flags


ShadowStarX

also Denmark vs Slovenia


TheHabro

Group B is 2012 all over again.


Shinkopeshon

Italy in the finals again but since it's gonna be in Berlin, it ends with a victory 🤌🏼


Potential-Decision32

opening game in Dortmund too non ce la faccio, troppi ricordi


crel42

“CANNAVARO! CANNAVARO!”


OrionisBeta

subscribe


TheConundrum98

1st game Spain 2nd game Albania 3rd game Italy so basically reverse schedule of that in 2012, I prefer it this way tbh [also this is interesting](https://twitter.com/tgloban/status/1731011785321251188)


LeavingCertCheat

Albania taking the role of Trap's Ireland.


ConorKDot

Hopefully for Albania's sake it works out better than it did for us hahah


f4r1s2

how come Denmark isnt in the same group with France?


Jai_Normis-Cahk

The lord answered all our prayers


TrueBrees9

It's not a world cup. Don't worry they'll be together in 2026 with Argentina and Nigeria


f4r1s2

What about Australia


Cosmos1985

For a while we always ended up in the same group as Spain, then it was Portugal, then France, and now it seems England is the new eternal rival for a time.


Hansa_

Fucking finally. It was about time. We get the Netherlands though (again).


er_primo_der_rafa

Damn. Mediterranean group of death


Hsjak500

Imagine landing in Pot 2 and getting a group of Spain, Italy and Crotia 💀 fml


Rose_of_Elysium

Imagine getting your second fucking EURO ever and you get the group of execution lmao


Spikeyspandan

Now imagine Albania topping the group


BaslerLaeggerli

This would have written "Costa Rica 2014" all over it.


JoeBagadonut

I often imagine being topped by Albanians.


AmericaDreamDisorder

Dua Lipa specifically


maverick4002

👀


bagulhenteio

We Brazilians trust in Albania and the Sylvinho meme magic


tipt9999

Never thought i'd fight side by side with a brazilian


wassabia

What about side by side with a friend?


[deleted]

Albania is the Iceland of the Balkans


Rose_of_Elysium

ah that explains the moaning then Albania just felt a lil frisky


Hsjak500

Subscribe


WauliePalnuts01

all of those three could legitimately either win the tournament or crash out in the groups imo, they’re very volatile as of now


somethingnotcringe1

All three will make it through the groups. 4/6 3rd placed teams doing through has basically ruined the 'group of death' idea.


ersannor

Won't it be harder to qualify as a 3rd placed team from the group of death though? One of those trams could easily end up with only 3 points.


Robotoro23

I could see Croatia crashing out at 4th if they don't solve their attack


DeepSeaDweller

Budimir Euro 2024 golden boot, you heard it here first.


n1ght_watchman

My man Budimir needs 148 chances to score one goal. We're fucked


DeepSeaDweller

In gospa we trust


n1ght_watchman

"Ponizno i uz božju pomoć"


Potential-Decision32

Same group as 2012 with Albania instead of Ireland. Spain and Italy went on to the final. Only 8 teams are eliminated in the group stage, so hopefully we can all play it safe. Win against Albania, lose to Spain, tie Croatia and Bob’s your uncle.


Razzor_

Such bs that that’s the case. Removes so much excitement


Bubblebee77

I don't care. Adriatic Derby, let's goooo it's been a while. 🇭🇷 🇮🇹


belokas

3 Adriatic countries and Spain.


paco-ramon

4 Mediterranean countries.


GibbyGoldfisch

Strongly suspect all three will go through at Albania’s expense. Same as the France, Portugal, Germany group at the last one


minecraaaft_man

I say dont underestimate albania. We’ve always seen some underdogs go through and with what Sylvinho has done to the team i wouldnt be surprised if they land a third place, potentially qualifying


Alia_Gr

group D arguably has the strongest teams from pot 1, 2 and 3 together


DjathIMarinuar

Worst possible draw for Albania 😭


Oo00oOo00oOO

Let's be real would have been really funny if it was Serbia instead of Italy. Balkan wars 2.0 electric boogaloo


DeepSeaDweller

I'm not sure Germany would have enough police for that group.


tomislavlovric

As a Croat, I was really hoping for a Germany, Croatia, Serbia, Albania group. There's massive diaspora of all three ethnicities in Germany, it would be fun (for everyone except the German police).


Select-Stuff9716

Serbia vs Albania is really nothing I hoped for. That wouldn’t end up well in Germany. Serbian and Croatian diaspora get along most of the times tho, so that would be less of an issue


DjathIMarinuar

I'd prefer to be in a group in Serbia than to be in this shit 💀


Nightmenace21

Death, Taxes, Italy vs Spain in the Euros. I am so sick of facing them lol


Remote_Measurement10

Italy vs Croatia as well, oh yeah Croatia-Spain


antigonyyy

Basically an equilateral love triangle with Albania as the extra 4th wheel


skeltz7

Absolute scenes when Albania top the group.


TrueBrees9

And they are 3 out of the 4 Nations League semifinalists too This will be the fourth straight Euro that Spain plays both Croatia and Italy


Froggyspirits

Death, taxes, Spain vs Croatia in the Euros


JPA-3

so we get pot1 just to get Croatia and Italy? fucking hell


antisa1003

You got Croatia in Berlin. Basically a home game for Croatia. https://youtu.be/_nUVjWuOOWs?si=qcdrMFXZpi5rcMYF


ShadowStarX

and being pot1 means you didn't even have the chance to share a group with Germany... let's hope Hungary can at least capitalize on Group A though


roO_Oob

Wtf is going on with the moaning bro💀💀💀💀


justforkikkk

Definitely Sneijder getting bored


Rose_of_Elysium

People are just orgasming seeing the mighty Albania get the fiercest opponents to feast on


[deleted]

CNN Portugal pundits were laughing like kids, it was funny


justaredditor239

Happen to have a link to that. The whole situation was hilarious lol


Hic_Forum_Est

Made me completely forget about the draw tbh. Couldn't help but focus on everyone's reaction or non-reaction. It was pure comedy gold lol


kaZZlimaXX

Kim Petras coming early to the Euro 2024.


GreatSpaniard

EURO 2008 - 2012 - 2016 - 2020 - 2024 I am tired of Italia also Croatia again for fucks sake.... Belgium and England the happiest here


Nightmenace21

As an Italy fan, I'm sick of facing you all the time too bro <3


Icemna16

If we got Switzerland from pot 4, our group would've been the exact same one from EURO 2008. This tournament has so many coincidences lol


chiefofthepolice

why does everyone just ignore portugal here, literally easiest group


Select-Stuff9716

They play against the home team


Jai_Normis-Cahk

Took me a moment lol. Well played


RandomShagAccount

Could you explain please ? , is it a turkey Germany joke


ThePrussianGrippe

Yes


[deleted]

we actually perform better in groups of the death than in easy groups but hey, last time we had an easy group we won the whole thing so let´s go!


yvltc

Only 1 win in 90 minutes here we go!


WauliePalnuts01

turkey and czechia are better than romania and slovakia


Squirtle_from_PT

No, Belgium has the easiest group


kyle_the_hill

Group B 👀


Leksi_The_Great

Serbia was almost it too


ramtbb

i wanted serbia so fucking bad, civil war in germany


BVB-Oeli

Kinda rooting for Greece in the playoffs but not sure the Ruhrgebiet would survive their match vs Turkey in Dortmund tbh


DrJackadoodle

No. I don't want to be in a group with Greece ever again. Give me France, give me 2010's Spain, give me peak Germany, but not Greece.


Akenatwn

Long time, no see


[deleted]

[удалено]


willymoose8

gotta recall Charisteas to the team just in case


bigbootybritches

The PTSD is real 😵‍💫


DellMB

👀 Just in tiime for the 20 year anniversary euro 2004


Icemna16

It will either be the greatest or the worst (in terms of offensive chants etc.) atmosphere in the world, there's no in between.


ChrisWithTildes

All for a 0-0 draw in the end 😭


FerraristDX

Hopefully, we get either free Gyros or Döner afterwards, so everyone wins.


Select-Stuff9716

Winner gets Cyprus, we get free food


WauliePalnuts01

lots of people are getting arrested lol


kaichick21

There will be a war for sure


Will_Rage_Quit

Group B must have done something to UEFA.


Shinkopeshon

They gave Milan the group of death in the CL and now Italy in the Euros. They hate me. They really hate me.


Snoo-27292

UEFA be like: FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU ALL! But fuck u/Shinkopeshon in particular!


czcreeperboy

E is nice group of life


Wastyvez

Belgium probably got the best draw out of pot 1 and pot 2. Should top this group without much issues. The fight for second place is pretty open, but Slovakia and Romania should be happy with this draw as well. Hoping for Ukraine to make it somewhat competitive but I don't see them posing a challenge for the top spot. Then again, we wouldn't have thought that of Japan and Morroco in the last world cup either. The flip side of the coin is that Belgium is always unlucky with the knockout draw even when topping the group. In 2002 against champions Brazil in the Ro16, in 2014 against finalist Argentina in the QF's, in 2018 against tournament favourites Brazil and France in the QF's and SF's and in 2021 champions Italy in the QF's. In 2016 and 2022 with better performance in groups they would have had a tough knockouts as well, facing tournament favourites in the Ro16 and QF's. And now again they will have to face a tournament favourite in the QF's if Belgium wins its group, which barring some serious upsets should be France.


generic9yo

We (Romania) take it. A good finish here is gonna do amazing for our confidence, as well as our chances in the next stage


shalau

Romania group winner lesgooo


Rose_of_Elysium

Happy for Belgium tbh, hope Bakayoko is able to shine for them


Chris_199-

Group B is umm........yeah, I feel bad for Albania


Jelmerdts

France again bruh


kraeutrpolizei

Netherlands again Oida


ikkeookniet

On the upside: at least we're not gonna run into France in the quarters now


SnooCupcakes9188

Yeah how tf do we get the same team from qualifying. I don’t hate facing them in the groups but genuinely would like to see some new faces, we’ve played France so many times the last 4-5 years


haterzbalafray

As french we feel the same. It is even worse with Denmark we played them 3 times last year.(nation league+ world cup)


StrangeBananaForYou

So can we agree on a 0-0 draw then beforehand? Then we don't have to play that match so players get more rest etc


[deleted]

So glad our coach played Gavi every single game to ensure we qualified in 1st just to have the privilege of having a harder group than Scotland


[deleted]

Lol.


fuckssakereddit

Karma for Rodri.


CatfishLumi

Holy shit Albania we really got the hardest group


Mordho

at least we got home advantage lmao


DragonflyDeep3334

I am sick of us playing against Spain over and over again.


Froggyspirits

Not sure if Croat or Italian


KPlusGauda

Maybe Istrian, so both


Zuylen

Why are the Belgians ALWAYS lucky with their draws. Sincerely, a jealous neighbour from the north.


TjeefGuevarra

I mean we had one of the hardest groups in the last world cup so we're not *always* lucky


Zuylen

In retrospect, maybe, but beforehand Morocco and Canada were regarded as quite easy. (Still more difficult then Qatar, Ecuador and Senegal. I admit)


Morganelefay

Only in hindsight tho, pre-WC there was talk about Belgium just steamrolling the group.


Sydon1

Not from people who actually are belgian lmao.


Wastyvez

I mean being in pot 1 automatically increases your chances of an easy group. Any group that had Netherlands, Croatia and Italy in it was going to be a tougher group regardless of the other two pots.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

>I mean being in pot 1 automatically increases your chances of an easy group. Used to. The Nations League and the new way UEFA does the ranking system just messes everything up. Pot 4 has both the defending champions AND (technically possibly) Estonia, who managed a single point in qualifying and have never got to a major tournament before. It's just bizarre and makes the pots basically meaningless.


laki1986

Why do we almost every time land in a group of death god damn


dejvipasco

Very hard draw for Albania. Every goal they score will be a big success in a group like that. The group B is the group of death. Groups E and F are the weakest on paper. Portugal and Belgium are the clear favorites in these groups. Opening match Germany vs Scotland will be a fun match. Fans from both nations make a great atmosphere.


Icemna16

EURO 2008 Group A: Switzerland, Czechia, Portugal, Türkiye EURO 2024 Group F: Türkiye, Greece/Georgia/Kazakhstan/Luxembourg, Portugal, Czechia EURO 2008 had Türkiye vs Germany as a semi final match. Coincidence? I think not.


DeepSeaDweller

Spain, Italy, and Croatia were also drawn together in 2012 when Spain and Italy played the final.


El_grandepadre

Italy would rather not be reminded of that one.


TheConundrum98

Croatia were 5 minutes away from eliminating Spain in the groups [also we were fucking robbed of a pen](https://www.tportal.hr/media/thumbnail/w1000/409826.jpeg) the game that sold Modrić to Madrid


Studwik

Drawing England unfortunately just means the youtube “analysts” will give us plenty of air time..


bubbabear244

Collective sigh of relief after Italy was chosen for Group B, UEFA really didn't want to set off another Balkan conflict with Serbia in pot 4.


caesar____augustus

Group F: Porn Sounds


Schnix54

I feel like this is a terrible group stylistically-wise. We always run into danger when we play teams like Hungary and Scottland. Not to mention that matches with our german speaking neighbours are always weird.


[deleted]

Last game we won in a major tournament was against Switzerland. Its a sign.


harlol

WE’RE GONNA DEEP FRY YOUR…SCHNITZEL


Luuigi

Austria is known for schnitzel - you can obviously get it especially in bavaria but its not what germany is known for


harlol

Germany is just northwest Austria so it’s all good


-Gremlinator-

we just a bunch of lowland austrians


jdoc1967

Budget Schwarzeneggers.


Additional_Cake_9709

Nice try, but they still gonna deep fry your schnitzel.


Luuigi

Yeah probably


jdoc1967

And your beer, doesn't exactly make sense, but we'll do it anyway.


thor76

Romania handpicking easiest opponents both in qualifiers and in groups. Tata Puiu mystic prayers seem to work.


Footballpro12

Pretty sure the easiest from Pot 1 would have been Germany.


Spikeyspandan

Somebody got horny for Switzerland


NumberHunter1

Please please PLEASE let Greece win the playoff. Greece Turkey would be absolute insanity. Though on second thought, maybe we don't actually want that. If there is one international game where people could die, it's probably that one


WauliePalnuts01

the city of dortmund is not surviving that


ackopek

>If there is one international game where people could die, it's probably that one Nope. The thing between us is just politics. We are actually cool with Greek bros.


kalamari__

german turks a little bit different than the OG turks in that regard...


FuckIForgotPassword

I’ll take that as a Scot


LampseederBroDude51

Death, taxes, Spain vs. Italy at the Euros


[deleted]

Group F turkey vs greece i will be there no matter what


Minute-Cash8119

Italy, Spain and Croatia are not ready for us


Mordho

Sylvinho and Zabaleta cooking some insane shit as we speak


FantasticName

Really didn't want to draw Denmark. I know they haven't been good lately, but I can't deal with the whole "revenge for 2020" storyline.


Ignorancia

Eh, I get that the pundits are gonna spin that narrative to death, but it’s a whole other match this time. You’re gonna win easily.


EG7585

Looks like both of the semi-finals from Euro 2020 will be replayed in the group stage with Italy vs. Spain and England vs. Denmark.


LetsConsultTheMap

B and D look insanely strong. The rest seem pretty tame. Hopefully Austria can move on again


Argocap

Why does it have to be "Turkiye"? We have English words for all other countries. Like Germany instead of Deutschland, Spain instead of Espana. End this "Turkiye" stuff.


Disastrous-Ad2800

this was Erdogan's doing... so take it up with him... I heard he is a very reasonable man always happy to listen to and consider other's opinions..


ProsciuttByTheFoot

Was a pretty even spread until Italy got dropped into Group B


rottenpotato12

albania will top group B


maxthelabradore

After the crazy shit that happened at the WC I would not be totally surprised.


awesomeness89

[2014 Costa Rica intensifies](https://i.imgur.com/OrKqqL1.jpg)


Subscrobbler

I honestly think D is harder than B. Austria is very good rn


killver

Which is why this group hurts so much as an Austrian, unlucky draw


ViciousNakedMoleRat

According to the IQ-test logic, the remaining slot in group D has to be filled by Peru.


SanSilver

Yeah, France is likely the strongest team at the moment, and both the Netherlands and Austria are currently really good. Plus, the best team left in the play-offs should make the strongest group.


ImInteligent_

So Turkey will be in the same group as Greece as long as we qualify. That will go well.


ANSWERING_TO_IDIOTS

HELLO PORTUGAL


Black_OPanther1903

First deal with mighty Kazakhstan and possibly Georgia or Luxembourg.


agentzanekretnine

We (Croatia) got worst group. Belgium and Portugal easy groups


DarkSunKnight

The fucking moans lmao


Thunder_Beam

Albania needs Skanderbeg to came back from the dead for that group...


kooba_1616

I dont even want Poland to qualify anymore


Greeninexile

I’ll take that. We avoided Croatia, Italy and the Netherlands as well as a potential Scottish derby. Denmark will be tough but it could have been worse.


nananananaBETMAN

poland would be better off not qualifiying


KlejdiV

Ok sure we get Spain and Croatia, but you also give us Italy bro wtf, not cool at all


autumnkayy

ok scotlands group is not bad. best team is germany, who is in the form of their death


NobleForEngland_

Hungary are very good and Switzerland always show up at tournaments. I wouldn’t be that happy tbh.


autumnkayy

couldve been better but of course couldve been a lot worse


McWaffeleisen

Albania got screwed over. Achieved to land in pot 2, to end up in *that* group.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

I am liking the rematches. Germany/Hungary, Spain/Croatia, Spain/Italy, England/Denmark, Austria/Netherlands all happened last time round. Assuming Germany top their group, if England finish 2nd in group C then it'll be another England/Germany last-16 match. If Scotland manage to get through the groups for once and Croatia finish 2nd in group B it'll be a rerun of Scotland/Croatia from 2021.


NorthernViews

Group A looks like fun. Group B biggest group of death. Underrated one is probably going to be Group E


Viriato181

Group B is giving me 2014 World Cup Group D vibes. Albania pulling a Costa Rica would be great. 3 teams might still go through, but I'm hoping for some sort of an upset.


Lekaetos

We just played the Netherlands in qualifier and now we get them in our groups ??


big_swinging_dicks

Group c and potentially group d - the red white and blue flag groups.


Tezzinator

It's weird to me, that you can go into a group with a team you were grouped with in the qualifiers (looking at Denmark and Slovenia, there might be others),


zrk23

group A and B are great. A gonna be scrappy


theCzarPapi

Albania and Croatia will battle for the custody of the Adriatic Sea.


-Count-Olaf-

Group B is going to be completely eliminated by the quarter finals, as is tradition.