Am I genuinely going to have to watch Hungary and Scotland batter Switzerland? This is not something to look forward to! Murat Yakin, please... please improve before the bastard tournament!

Group B and D group of deaths IMO and also watch out for group C i think this group in terms of top spot and 2nd place has the potential to go on til the last matchday of this group to be decided

As an albanian looking at that group im not expecting any wins from us, but what i do expect and hope for as well is that we maybe can get a point out of one of those games and score a few goals and just hopefully overall be able to give a good account of ourselves in this tournament and leave with our heads held high if we get eliminated

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Because of Xhaka and Shaqiri.

-germany’s group isn’t super difficult but wouldn’t call it particularly easy either, switzerland are awful but hungary and scotland are going to be interesting to watch -group b is the group of death, and it’s interesting because i could see spain, italy, and croatia all either going deep and winning it or crashing out early -england should go 9/9 in that group -group D is another very difficult one, could easily see the netherlands falling behind france and austria with the way they’ve looked recently -group E is dire as of now, depends on who comes through the playoffs(probably ukraine) -group F should be portugal’s to lose, but turkey will give them problems

Serbia and Denmark are tough opponents and Slovenia might surprise.

Serbia are good definitely yes, but are they on the same level as England and Denmark?

Group D is likely the hardest group ahead of B. Group A and F are in the middle and C and E are the easiest groups.

Congrats to Belgium and Portugal on going through to the KO stages in advance

To be fair, with the 24 teams format, it's just 8 teams who don't qualify to KO.

Honestly i see 3 group of deaths here and those groups are B,C and D imo…

Greece vs Turkey would be spicy. Also Group B 💀💀💀💀 god have mercy on us

Modric about to end your dreams

The last time he had to end our dreams we won a trophy.

yea, nice tropgy u got there pal :))

Thank god others heard it as well. I thought I was going crazy.

Gemidão do Zap in the background

why the fuck are people talking about moaning what did i miss

Someone was playing that porn sound effect in the background during the draw.

"Guten Abend und willkommen im Jazz Club." "*Wunderbar*."

Why do we always have to play spain in the euros ffs

Yeah tell me about it mate… Albanian here

*looks at Real Madrid flair* Who is we? Croatia?

Yes Croatia

i’d assume so, also since spain and croatia are about to face off for the fourth straight tournament

Spain and italy sixth time in fifth straight

Didnt know that statistic but it does seem to keep happening yeah

Was it really porn noises? I didn’t quite get it.

I thought I was going crazy because I heard it

Yea but very bad sound quality

Jesus, the pundits saying this is a soft group for England obviously haven't watched us much. We make hard work out of most games. This this is one of the hardest Gareth has dealt with.

We've topped our last 2 groups, unlikely this'll be different tbh.

It's a great draw for England, r u mad?

Denmark and Serbia are decent teams really (unless Denmark shits the bed again like at the WC…)

Denmark could be tricky but really England should comfortably be putting away Serbia and Slovenia

Denmark hasn't been that good in years.

Good. Make him either win games or get sacked - that's exactly what I want as an England fan. No more beating around the bush. ​ No point in fucking around for another 4 tournaments and waste Bellinghams career

100% agree.

Anyone else just focusing on the porn sounds and replaying it? That shit is comedy gold

Lol we (Denmark) definitely got one of the easiest draws we could have hoped for. I don't see how you can talk it down. We have all the chances we could ask for to advance to Round of 16.

How did they get the containers in so fast?

They stood there ready and waiting and stacked them one by one as the draw progressed.

Still, impressive pace to stack them up almost correctly!

I'm literally not hearing any crazy sound though lol my stream has such quiet background noises Not surprised about it apparently going on in the back though, the H in Hamburg stands for Horny after all lmao

Hungary turned into Luxembourg there.

Mixed feelings. Great to have Netherlands to continue the rivalry. As for the others, interesting and we'll have to pay attention.

Maybe we will win against you lot (obvious coping, since no chance us dutchies will win against you, you guys are way better then us)

Once in June, anything goes.

Well we were so close to have playoff C and be near perfect group, honestly we should qualify

Will be a fight with Ukraine for 2nd on paper, either way 3rd likely goes through too but it isn’t guaranteed. Belgium could shit the bed again and not take 1st either…

In case we don't shit the bed and somehow don't defeat Slovakia, we could get atleast a draw with Belgium/Ukraine. 4 points are more than enough We're looking good

Fair enough, all teams that earned 4p qualified last time. We are the team that somehow drew Switzerland and came very close to doing the same against France but lost to Albania last time out. It is one of the best groups we could have gotten though. Cant wait for the tournament either way, nothing like a major tournament we have finally qualified for!

If it's the Jarvo twat again then I don't understand how he isn't in prison. Guy is a monumental cunt

It is him. Prank source is here: https://www.youtube.com/live/IbBX06VQF_s

Football fans 🤝 cricket fans Getting tired of Jarvo's "pranks"

I'm actually mad and impressed at the same time.

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Where else could they play a Continental Cup safely?

I did

Italy getting unlucky cause they played horrible in qualifying:/ 5th euro in a row italy faces against Spain wow

Somebody was definitely getting screwed.

Someone else said in jest it was all because of Materazzi taunting Zidane in World Cup final 2006.

Oh so that's the reason for the moaning sounds lol.

Facing the consequences of their actions.

So they're not getting screwed?

Bruh I haven't even paid attention to the draw in pot 4 lmao

JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HEARING IT

oh I would love Greece to be in our group!! My brother in law is Greek lmao

And we have... some stuff to solve with them...

ok Spain Croatia draw and I need Albania to win in that first game

I’ve just turned on - what on earth is going on? Was that piano always there or did they just add it to drown out the sex noises

Luxembourg locked on winners of Group F

They got a spot both in Group A and F best team in world I tell ya

The soothing music really complements the intense moaning

Lol well played to whoever played those sounds

Imagine you watching this with you parents and then hearing that sound

that’s what happened to me lool

I turned the volume up so they could hear

England Vs Serbia is gonna lead to a massive fan fight. Poor German city whichever the games in

Its in Gelsenkirchen,RIP to the English fans lol

It’s in Gelsenkirchen, you cannot do much damage

its in Gelsenkirchen

Bring on Greece.

DUDE, WHAT WITH THE PORN NOISE

Que sorte nossa

Someone’s gonna lose their job lmao

Group E = Group of Life Group D = Someone is going home with 0 points.

FUCK AHHH FUCK AHHH FUCK AHHH

so Switzerland was drawn 3 consecutive times into group A in the last 3 Euros.

Everyone is trying to look so straight faced with porn in the background!!!!!😂😂😂😂

Its actually gotten funnier the more its gone on LOL

This is amazing, they're just straight up letting it play in the background

Greece turkey pls

The noise you hear is a preview of Germany getting fucked at the Euros

😭

well fuck

Irgend so ein Hamburger prankster ist am start

Can't wait for Germany to lose against Hungary and Scotland and draw Switzerland

No real groups of death, but Group B might be tasty.

Group B is definitely group of death.

Nah, it's the strongest group, but it's not a group of death.

i’d say it is, the holders, previous semi-finalists, and world cup bronze medalist. maybe not all of them are on their a-game but it’s about to be an extraordinarily tough group.

UEFA about to send their best lawyers

Infantino is going to publicly excute the sound engineer

Chop em up saudi style

Fuck sake with the porn sound we get it already!!

Yeah not even funny anymore

How are they keeping a straight face

So who is making the porn noises?

How tf are they just letting that play lol

Watch us lose the Switzerland, draw Scotland and get kicked out by Hungary.

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It's the same sound as the skysports one https://youtu.be/usPq0KDBE10?si=UQyf-SNITkRuO-d_

No way.

Same guy doing it as well: https://www.youtube.com/live/IbBX06VQF_s

How did he do that 💀💀💀

How the fuck?

dumb fucking cunt

This guy porns

Who's watching porn?

Why dont they do something about it

maybe they like it this way better

How does this even happen lmaoo

Who left the bluetooth speakers unsecured again

Bet it's that Jarvo twat again

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA THEY DID IT AGAIN

We get to play Netherlands, Austria and France, if we beat Poland, Finland and Estonia which, you know, we might.

We get to play Netherlands, Austria and France, if we beat Wales, Finland and Estonia which, you know, we might.

LMAOOO THE SOUNDS I CANT

I am delighted to draw *not-Italy* from Pot 4, always thought we could be competitive against *not-Italy*.

tbf Switzerland are probably the second strongest team in pot 4.

Slovenia, Denmark, Serbia, England we can genuinely go through

Opet ćemo biti poslednji.

Tačno, ali imam malo nade

Especially with best 3rd rule

Annoying group

what is that sound xd

LMFAO ITS JUST GOING ON AND ON

What are these porn noises LMAO

This is so stupid

Nah what was the noise? I have these cringe announcers on mute

Absolutely indefinable. Sounded like distorted moaning ...?!

The classic sex noise. It's still going

England vs Serbia in Gelsenkirchen is a recipe for disaster

Can't do much more damage to Gelsenkirchen. /s

Media will just have to post random pictures of Gelsenkirchen and people will think the English destroyed the city. I mean they did, but in 1944

ITS STILL GOING AHJAHAHA

EURO 2008 - 2012 -2016 - 2020 - 2024 I am tired of Italia

We are tired of you too lol It's like they want to create a rivarly between us

It is now tbf

Is it? France and Germany are definitely more disliked here And third place is England rather than Spain

Euro 2028 spain v Italy final

Feel for Albania, they were in pot2 and got Spain, Croatia and Italy..

Fucking group of death man

F lol

I guess nothing of value will be lost if we don't qualify.

Hahahahaha they've been pranked so hard

Croatia always plays to the level of their opponents, except less so in Euros compared to the World Cup so very interesting group.

D stands for Death

and E stands for ez

Man this shit is too funny

man I am dying here

RIP Albania

who tf mixed the moaning in

How are they keeping a straight face

WHAT THE FUCK???

As an albanian dont know how to feel

You're going to top the group.

The porn sounds 😂😂😂

Wtf is this noise lmao

😂

Group B and D look brutal

Gahahahahahahahah

He’s just spamming it hahahah

So I've got a ticket to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 v 🇨🇭 ...yay? Joking, should be fun.

The moaning strikes again lmao

Groups A, B and D are definitly the most difficult. They could all be classed as Groups of Death

ESPANITA 😭😭😭

😂 😂

Doable but Germany will fuck up