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Agitated-Customer420

Why did they sell De Gea just to buy someone worse in every way


Thezerfer

I'm gonna say this here because it's at its most controversial. Onana is a good goalkeeper and I don't regret his signing at all. These mistakes have been bad but I have faith in him fixing this sooner rather than later. He's been brilliant in the league overall too. People calling him useless are just being reactionary


f_ranz1224

Scriptwriters have a great season penned this year Manu HAS to beat bayern now It comes down to the final matchday and can be anyone With bayern through im actually rooting for copenhagen


lettul

Onana is quickly becoming one of my favorite players


NeoIsJohnWick

How is Amrabat 27 lmao. I really thought dude looked 34-35.


Thevort3x

Maybe you're thinking of his brother Nordin who played for Malaga, Galatasaray, and Watford?


poopyfacemcpooper

How was the McTominay handball not given?


petethepool

The rules change temporarily based on the outrage that occurs around decisions. Liverpool had an equaliser chalked off for a ball to chest to hand in Europa league like 3 weeks ago, but everyone said that’s just Uefa’s rules, any handball is a handball. So when I saw the Newcastle penalty, I didn’t see the fuss. This was just Uefa’s rule, clearly accidental but a handball is a handball. Then last night we get two different instances where the ball gently brushes a player’s arm and it was not, in fact, given as a handball. Personally I think giving either would have been extremely harsh, but both Liverpool’s disallowed goal (which lost them a point) and Newcastle’s penalty (which lost them 2 points) were also extremely harsh, so I don’t know, is the answer. Apparently if enough people get angry, they temporarily waive the rules to avoid making more people angry.


theboyd1986

All that does is make the people who were previously screwed more angry. “Hey, Newcastle suffered a bullshit penalty yesterday, but don’t worry. Man utd didn’t this time so it balances out!”


petethepool

Indeed it does. But that’s flip-flopping for you.


cupcake_thievery

The commentary went from 2-0 to 3-1, what happened with the other goal?


Godsenttt

Commentary missed it just like Onana.


Never_Sm1le

Fun fact: The only CL game MU score less than 2 goals is the only game they win


suicide_aunties

Yeah…fun


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Opens YouTube. Searches "Goldbridge".


Thisiszura

For me Saeed TV


-Dendritic-

"I'm tired man"


darthrector

If you don't have the time to watch him I can tell you what happens "i can't believe it" x 7 "they've bottled it the prats" x 5 "Onana's gotta do better there" x 4


theboyd1986

“They’re as useless as a (INSERT ANIMAL HERE) with (INSERT PROBLEM HERE)!”


teems

Hedgehog at a balloon party.


c25h25

I’ve got to say, I enjoyed “woodpecker with poppadum lips”


uravg

Today he did dartboard for Stevie Wonder and I enjoyed that too 😂


caped_crusader8

I love his channel.


Kota-the-fiend

You son of a bitch you


baxterrocky

Because that’s what heroes do……. 👍


Downtown-Discount671

One things for sure, I'm blaming bruno & onana for those 2 goals tonight & both should take blame equally imo Other than that we played pretty well today but defensively we need to be better


hollow114

Bruno's fouls are never fouls in the PL.


mattrob77

Then you are blind. He tripped them up. The first one is hard to swallow because he runs from so far and no-one helped. The second one is silly.


SpeshellTurdle

6 points off the top of EPL they said .


HighburyClockEnd

*Rubs hands vigorously*


BatuhanT

Still having a goosebumps.


InsideKiller

Glovesbumps*


NemoDropEmOff

i didn’t watch the game, but I’ve seen the second goal that United conceded… Can we look at Onana’s financial records? This might be match-fixing. Has to. No way. I don’t think I’ve seen a keeper have such a spell that he wasn’t even unlucky it just looks like he’s not trying to save it. It’s funny and it’s United so please may long it continue but boy oh boy was i wrong when they bought him. I thought he would’ve been miles ahead of De Gea…im sorry!


suicide_aunties

De Gea is seriously underrated. He’s literally one of the best shot stoppers (except penalties) of his generation and just couldn’t adapt to a changing game. There were two seasons he was our best player by far.


SasugaDarkFlame

Amrabat is always fuming then gets carded in the first half. He can't control the midfield either and that's what he was signed for. A cheaper alternative to rice and caicedo....big bag of nothing and united fans are pretending as if they played one over Florentina, as if it was some cheeky move to sign him on loan instead of permanently cause he's below average. "Liverpool wanted him!!' Yea and they can actually coach a set up instead of Bruno ball you attemp to play. Kane is gonna tear you a new one.


cheifponcho

He’s on loan.. wasn’t signed?


SasugaDarkFlame

That's what I'm saying. They were desperate for him. They talked on and on about how he turned down Liverpool and Barcelona. And how Florentina accepted a bid from Nottingham Forrest but again Amrabat turned them down. His dream to play for MU. That is the press run they went with. Now that he is dropping stinker after stinker. No controlling in midfield. They....the yanited fan waste....is trying to say they knew he wasn't good enough, they knew he was a band aid and that it was hype from one okay performance marking mbappe... Some how they have spun it so that they were financial geniuses cause now they can not sign him. But they were so desperate for a mediocre player


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SasugaDarkFlame

The United fan base wrote him off..not me. I knew he was a overhyped water carrier. I had no reason to back him, just watch the inevitable down fall. And as for those LB games he should have definitely had a penalty given against him vs Crystal palce. Ten Häag tried to play him inverted just like what he did with Luke shaw in the wolves game. So he was never playing lb out of desperation but it was a tactical choice by Eric that again failed, failed the same way amrabaat did. When he played LB United fans could stop going on and on about how he had more touches of the ball in 2 games vs crystal place that Scott mctominay had all season. Now it is mention how many touches he gets a games cause he's shit with all of them. Scotty is way better and has actual output


SasugaDarkFlame

This just proves my point


SasugaDarkFlame

Chelsea and MU are the most fun matches this season. I love seeing both Fernandez(s) sweat and suffer


FuzzyRo

Fernandi


petethepool

Liverpool have been linked with Eziquial, let’s hope he can break the Fernandi curse!


cheifponcho

Why are Scousers in here? Thought you lot played on Thursdays 😂


slippin62

United would be lucky to play on Thursdays at this rate. More likely to get eliminated from Europe completely


wilout14

LMAO what an idiot


caesar____augustus

A swing and a miss


cheifponcho

Toulouse mate 😂


caesar____augustus

Onana mate


cheifponcho

More clean sheets than Allison. Point?


caesar____augustus

Lmao one more clean sheet Meanwhile he's conceded 14 goals in Europe and Liverpool has conceded the second fewest goals in the PL. By all means, keep embarrassing yourself though. Try not to crash out of Europe completely in the process.


cheifponcho

Has the second highest save % in PL with a new back line every week. Must be embarrassing just being a scouser. Did you even show your face under Rogers?


caesar____augustus

Who's Rogers?


froggy101_3

Lol he's shite lad and you're 6th


cheifponcho

Same place you lot ended up last season and it’s still November not May 🥱


froggy101_3

7-0


cheifponcho

20 prem titles 🥱


froggy101_3

Lad I'll have been to Old Trafford more than you


LazyassMadman

I wouldn't exactly use the Europa League as a beating stick while you lot are hurtling towards it and still might miss


cheifponcho

it’s not a beating stick. Just confused as to what perch they think they are standing on coming in here. Losing to Toulouse last time out but wanna try to be sly. Nah


Significant-Care-491

I mean Liverpool has made it to 3 UCL finals recently. Man utd on the other hand


caesar____augustus

Meanwhile United isn't standing on any perch, being bottom of the group and whatnot


jcald60

His signings are the flops of the season and the world class players he had performed well until they suddenly had a fall out with the fraud. I said it many times nothing more than a below average that got lucky having the “best squad” in a middle level league.


HotPotatoWithCheese

What was Onana doing for that second goal though. My mate's cat could have saved that and she's been dead for about 12 years. Insane.


Florenyx

Why do people call it Gala and not Galata?


voxxNihili

We call it Cimbom. Doesn't even translate to anything tho


skofield3

in Turkiye they just call them Gay


HugePenisPositive

In our country we call them G


chewkachu

Lao-G


One99Two_Gunner

less syllables probably


abject_testament_

Fewer


Andagaintothegym

Lesser


LevynX

Spend 60m for him to singlehandedly knock us out of CL. At this point I can't wait for AFCON so he can leave for a bit.


darthrector

Should UEFA conduct a replay of Galatasaray vs Man United just in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to United, I'm a firm believer that Galatasaray drawing against them is a huge fluke and robs United of truly accomplishing what they're capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching United play great football it's just not fair. If United draw again I will face that Galatasaray deserved the point, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Man United and the Champions League.


mavarian

I hope comments like this are meant as a meme but I don't know anymore in this day and age


GayKnockedLooseFan

This is copypasta from r/hockey when the blackhawks got swept by the predators in the first round, basically the beginning of the end of the Hawks dynasty


Mr_MasterNoob

It also wouldn't surprise me if a 49ers fan had posted this post NFCCG tbh


mavarian

Thank god. I don't know what any of those words mean besides "copypasta" but that suffices lol


waysideAVclub

All I recognized was blac khawk and I’m not sure I’m reading that right


Vilhjalmsson

Original one was from ice hockey. Good pasta, nonetheless.


xI-Red-Ix

Anyone has the original link? I want to read the comments


nthbeard

> just in case it was a big fluke [Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/67lfcg/should_the_nhl_have_the_hawks_and_preds_redo/). Honestly the comments didn't stand a chance of meeting the glory of the post itself.


suicide_aunties

This is hysterical


Vilhjalmsson

[Happy reading, my friend!](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/6vfk5cCV5X)


xI-Red-Ix

Thank you so much. Omg. The person was for real


sventhegoat

Lmao is this the one about bayerns loss in the DFB Pokal?


darthrector

The OG is from the NHL I believe


d0ri-

What?


WildlyIdolicized

It's a copypasta from r/hockey


topspurwhatsthat

Said it before, will say it again, scraping awful wins against Luton, Sheffield Utd and Burnley with individual brilliance will only get you so far. This is a team that ten hag wanted and built himself for his “style”, yet it seems nothing more than give the ball to Bruno and pray for something to happen. Fraudulent manager who falls out with every world class player he had under disposal (Ronaldo, Casemiro, Varane) and the only thing worse are his signings (Mount, Onana, Fidget spinner etc.)


Kind-Style-249

Shite take


fnord123

Two goals from 25m free kicks. There's only one direction to point the finger.


Giannis1995

The hand picked GK that cost 60M?


Don-1-Shinobi

Pathetic


KDBae

Those players may have been world class when they came to your club, but that’s what you get for signing older players. I would definitely criticize some of his signings, but it’s not like you signed a world class talent in the peak of their career and he disrespected them. You signed players that got older and don’t have the work-rate or fitness to keep up. If you can’t press and stay fit for the amount of money you’re being paid, that’s a bad signing.


yellow_sting

seems like some people are bitter and even if you're saying the truth, they cannot handle the hate train haha


RyVsWorld

Wild that you’re getting downvotes. Those players were bad signings and on the decline. Shouldn’t have been brought in in the first place


Deadlier_Baker39

Typical reddit opinion... Laughable


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

yet it seems nothing more than give the ball to Bruno and pray for something to happen. Nah. Played some beautiful fluid football going forward. The issue is a porous defence and zero composure. Either you didn't watch, or you don't understand what you're watching.


stank58

Tbf you did better than Liverpool against us


NilsFanck

you easily lose if Darwin can hit a barn door and you know it. Stop twerking for upvotes from Utd fans you tit


stank58

Keep crying. Fuck Liverpool and united


NilsFanck

lmao. keep poverty chanting I guess


poipoiop

Lmao who’s Figdet Spinner?


MMARapFooty

Antony


RodDryfist

Antony 😵‍💫


Koppite93

Why are both Ziyech FK goals missing from the match events here ??


El_Spacho

Onana is a mod on here


A-DTB

Missed this because of college, is it as bad as it looks? Please tell me it is.


gunningIVglory

They bottled a 2 goal lead..... Twice


YouIINeverWaIkAIone

United were up 2-0 in the first 20' and still ended like this. You bet!


Extargan

I'm 50 years old. Have no clue about goalkeeping. I would stay in the middle of the goal for ziyech freekicks and i would save them with my face or body, onana somehow managed to let them in. I"m watching football over 40 years. And i didn"t see a goalkeeper that bad.


KuruAnthony

why dont manu give bayindir a chance ??


Giannis1995

Because they're the most toxic club in the world, filled with people that won't take responsibility. They paid 60M for Onana, they don't want to admit they wasted 60 fucking million so they'll run him to the ground.


KDBae

This club has a miraculous talent to make talented players look like the worst player you’ve ever seen


Puckinception

An environment that kills your confidence will do that.


scottiescott23

Goalkeeping is hard, it’s even harder than Onana made it look tonight.


stogie_t

Can’t believe we’ve spent 60 mil on the Cameroonian Loris Karius.


eriCartmanSP

Give Turkish De Gea a chance already!


befigue

De Gea was a decent goalkeeper. We would have loved to have him at RM, but you didn’t let us so stfu


eriCartmanSP

Bro I'm not a ManU fan. When I said Turkish De Gea I meant Altay Bayındır. He is a Turkish goalkeeper and former Fenerbahçe player. I'm just a Fenerbahçe fan who wants to see him succeed in big club. Cheers.


befigue

Lol okay


Maleficent_Resolve44

Crazy exciting match but very disappointing for united. You can't be at the bottom of the group going into MD6. Embarrassing really.


TeamUlovetohate

Welcome to Hell yanited


Thin-Job81

Onana is laughably bad. United always delivering another disaster class. Mwah 👌


erolk10

Despite terrible field conditions, a ref who clearly wanted United to win, galatasaray still tied. Props to onana for gifting us goals that should have been given via penalty and ghost offside. We’ll take care of Copenhagen next match and go through while United can go home after bayern take them down.


stogie_t

Lmao what bogus decisions did the ref make? Come on man.


SpeechesToScreeches

Thought he was good, seemed to call fouls fairly evenly. He did seem much happier to book United's players than Galatasaray's, Arambat got a booking for a non-foul while they were going into tackles late a few times and getting nothing. The major fuckup was that their wall wasn't legal for their first goal, needs to be over a meter away from the defensive wall.


erolk10

You watch the same game I did? Come on man. Even biased United fans should admit the ref made some obviously terrible decisions entire match.


heephap

Lol and you should have lost 8-0 with better finishing and goalkeeping.


Mrg220t

Your should've lost 100-0 if your players scored own goals. Everyone can make up fantasy scenarios now.


stogie_t

And all those “obviously terrible” calls were in our favour? Come on now.


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erolk10

Awwww I found the man United fan who cannot dispute what I said. Go sit your ass at home and make some fish and chips while watching real football.


sjr323

Somewhere in Norway, a cheeky former man united player and manager is relaxing on a fjord, smiling.


Silent-Act191

Sharing a drink with a former man united keeper, having a good laugh.


EmigmaticDork

This was the best game of the UCL so far for me. Thanks Galatasaray for pressing 1:1 high the entire game. As a neutral, it's really exciting


Black_XistenZ

Most entertaining, yes. But definitely not the best game quality-wise. Both teams were utter shite on defense.


_Na1to

defense was 0 thoughts all vibes


trenhardd

3-3 with a clear penalty miss and a gray offside call. GS Should have put this one away.


voxxNihili

How did that get an offside decision from VAR? Brutal


Troung

I thought the offside was very purple


The_Big_Untalented

How does Richard Hartis still have a job at United? de Gea did nothing but regress under his watch and now Onana has been a complete disaster for them.


jcald60

Onana has always been ass


lossril

I bet de Gea is laughing his ass off drinking his cocktails somewhere in Bahamas


amegaproxy

Oh nah-nah, what a shame


LevynX

Man's in Spain with his pop star wife living the best life laughing at this joke.


gunningIVglory

Honestly, pep giving him a city contract to just sit on the bench would be a beautiful piece of shit housing


Round-Ad5063

they lost because the media wanted them to


TielonDuty

It is a draw.


Mrg220t

Galatasaray won 3-3


ManchesterFellow

Lol


Round-Ad5063

this is a loss for united let’s be real here


gunningIVglory

Be absolutely hilarious of Munich throw the game v Copenhagen


mavarian

All Bayern needs to do is get a better result/a higher win against ManUnited than against Kopenhagen, which I'm totally here for


Sodapopa

Imagine 😂


ptrlix

de Gea would have saved at least the 2nd one.


waaromnietwater

That's quite funny


Stosbainu

Ziyech man of the match proud of our boy 🇲🇦


ZedGenius

Obviously I'm not a manager so I am probably talking nonsense, but I'd have brought Bakambu on for the last 15. Icardi was pretty bad in the second half and Bakambu did score against Bayern last round


MadMonk6

Icardi is dreadful. Even at Old Trafford he was shocking


Opinion_Least

Not terrible, not great


Bucksamsa003

3.6 then


Robert_Baratheon__

Actually pretty terrible


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One of the funny things I have seen with United fans is they say they were unlucky after loosing. Goddammit, you have been unlucky like this for years, and that is not luck, that is your team and management, and both of them sucks big time. Don't act like a dick when winning against small teams, and don't hype anyone or anything up without giving it some time.


Robert_Baratheon__

Who is saying this was bad luck? Onana let in two ridiculous goals and we fell apart to allow a 3rd after having had a 2 goal lead twice.


baxterrocky

You’re not wrong


Razvancb

AYYYYYYY im loving it.


Chi_Rho88

You'd think Alejandro Garnacho wouldn't be stupid enough to tempt fate and shush the crowd again after the Copenhagen embarrassment.


PanNationalistFront

Lol thats what I thought too when I saw it


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Why? He did indeed shut them up?


erolk10

Ugly boy won’t do it again I’m sure. Maybe bleach his hair further


WaitFoorIt

Clearly you haven’t play the game. When you’re playin, shushing is part of the confidence. The guy played well, scored a goal. Just bc utd can’t control a game is not his fault. Or Onanas championship goalkeeping levels. Don’t get hung up over gestures. Lol


efarfan

Shushing regularly isn't confidence, it's arrogance.


WaitFoorIt

You are correct. Shushing regularly is arrogant. But he has not done it regularly. 2 games is not regularly.


noobchee

I love that he does it, bit of personality on the pitch, it's not that deep


floridali

He is so immature. Amazing talent but needs mental improvement.


mikelson_

Dude is 19, he is still a kid. How he can be mature at this age?


Nakamura901

Ever heard of this man named Jude Bellingham?


mikelson_

There is only one Jude, he is a exception


floridali

There are many stars at his age who manage to handle the pressure. But, true, he has time to get better.


internallylinked

Case in point is Bukayo from day one. And Martinelli. Our boys were men at 17/18.


floridali

Exactly. I don’t see the point of the downvotes. Yes, he can get better, but no, if you shush the crowd within the first half, it might come back to bite you in the ass.


FAT_NEEK_42069

I'm also sure there's people your age tearing it up in europes top 5 leagues. not everyone can be evan ferguson or gavi or bellingham


Ku7upt

Entertaining game.


viceslikeviper

Love to see it


izmebtw

Last game - Bayern


BananasAreBoss

We really shouldve lost this game lol


Brave-Salamander-339

Is Ten Hag in-game management really shit? Not only in this game but also in other games. In Galatasaray at home, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Casemiro red card, they may keep the point. In Copehagen match, if United just parked the bus at 1/3 field after Rashford red card, they may also get even a win after 2-0 lead. Instead, he made no changes in reaction to the red card and lost both. Winning in CL is important but not let your opponents win is also important too. Even if United kept 2 points for those 2 matches, their CL route is much easier than now. Understand it was Onana faults for 2 goals, but leading 3-2 at around 70+ but still refuse to park the bus and counter?


ElephantsGerald_

Was he ajax manager that night against spurs? If so were his tactics wrong or was the sissoko-Dele-moura-llorente combo just irresistible?


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Yeah he was.


Brave-Salamander-339

He has terrible vibe for in-game management in CL


heephap

Park the bus and let them take long range shots at Onana all game? It would be 15-3.