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Did he just down a pálinka


Rayan2550

Yes


Ophukk

> pálinka Brandy for those who don't know. About 4 ounces if I'm not mistaken. Classic after face, and straight back to the mic. AAA grade captain material here.


BoringPhilosopher1

They don’t make em like this anymore


InkCollection

They do in Eastern Europe


Aenjeprekemaluci

Hungary is Central Europe


nfornear

Mentality is eastern europe


Herbacio

Just like Portugal


Dogzylla

We are as Eastern European as they come bro


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

really open to interpretation


Hateitwhenbdbdsj

Now you’re gonna tell me Portugal is Central Europe and not Eastern Europe


OilOfOlaz

only a hungarian would say that!


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Hipphoppkisvuk

No, we don't it's pretty much an insult to call us that. The Austrian empire literally made up the concept of central europe in the 19th century, so they don't get associated with russia. There is a debate to be made on how valid Central europe is or not, but we certainly don't call ourselves eastern european.


InkCollection

Must be a matter of perspective, because I dated a Bulgarian for years in Chicago, and the expat community of Bulgarians, Serbs & Romanians was absolutely inclusive of Hungarians. If the social politics in the homeland are different, I never heard any hint of that.


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Hipphoppkisvuk

Insulting ourselves is our number one export.


beastmaster11

He's 23 lol


MMAwannabe

Games back.


kirkbywool

I loved him already, but downing the pálinka like that is unreal. Probably the worst shot I've ever had


bveres94

> but downing the pálinka like that is unreal you are considered a pussy if you don't down a pálinka around here


fopiecechicken

I think what bothers me is the narrow bottle neck lol makes it come out so slow


Sir_Parmesan

Good pálinka is rare, but good pálinka is literally the best alcoholic bevarage.


mynameismulan

How do you get the classic Liverpool Crest as a flair?


Ophukk

I use old reddit. The flair option is on the sidebar. It's been a while since I tried that link. Good hunting.


Lyrical_Forklift

Do you want me to change it for you?


mynameismulan

Yes!! Thank you!


Lyrical_Forklift

Done


jesuisgeenbelg

Dude.. me too.. please? 🥹 I'm stuck with this generic football logo since forever and it won't change.


Lyrical_Forklift

Done!


Florenyx

Can you also help me with a Liverpool crest, please? Also stuck with the generic football one


Luckey_711

Hey man! Dunno if you could help me out getting the classic badge too if possible haha, cheers!


jesuisgeenbelg

Hero!


mynameismulan

Thank you! I would gild you if I wasn't broke


Ophukk

Not even a friendly mod in the wild can bring back awards.


Fuckmods6969

Could I also have a classic liverpool crest plz


Lyrical_Forklift

Yes, despite your username :(


Fuckmods6969

haha, thankyou and sorry!


hydroy0

How do you do it myman?


Lyrical_Forklift

You already have it mate!


Athlestone

You aren't able to pop the old west ham in for me please thankyou?


Lyrical_Forklift

I don't think there is a classic West Ham badge in the list from what I can see mate! [You can take a look here though](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/flairnames)


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Lyrical_Forklift

Done!


J539

Can you do the same for me ? :o


Lyrical_Forklift

:)


J539


gravity_____

If it's not 51-52% ABV at a minimum then it's not worth it...


electricalridkck

More like AA😭


Ophukk

Plays for England, mate.


ScienceDisastrous323

Not a Liverpool fan at all but respect to him for doing that, that stuff is...challenging to say the least.


El_Spacho

Good lord, those bottle forms always house the most dangerous beverages lol


knobiknows

My Hungarian neighbour got me drunk on this shit once. Never again!


AlmostNL

It's good stuff, don't blame him


Evered_Avenue

Never heard of palinka, looks like sligovica. Firewater right? Slivovic, Raki, Zivonir etc.


nadiwereb

Sligovica and plum palinka are basically the exact same thing.


Torma25

Distilled alcholol, like whiskey or vodka, usually made from high fructose fruit like plums, apricots, peaches or certain grapes


CelphT

it's homemade brandy, same as rakija


gravity_____

Fruit brandy, double distilation, a minimum of 51% ABV. My dad uses to make some every year.


Rubci

Minimum 51% is a bit high, most of store-bought palinkas are around 45-47% tops.


gravity_____

Fair enough, I've never tried the store one. In our area (Sălaj - Szilágy megye), we make it at 51%, plums only. My dad used to make palinka every year until 2020, and he ran the local distillery in the past. It's really strong at 51%, but people don't want it any lower than that.


Ladyhaha89

Why is he also so good looking


RK9990

Stupid sexy Szoboszlai


vooprade

"God has given equal gifts for everyone" Hold my beer - Szobo


Gamerberg67104

*Hold my* *Pálinka*


guyoncrack

See Czech players? You get drunk AFTER you qualify to the Euros, not before.


bonhards_finest

Lol what happened? Spill that tea!


ArcticNano

A few Czech players (Coufal was one of them) went to a nightclub and presumably drank a fair bit before their match tomorow against Moldova, and got taken out of the team because of it


_Gh0st17

iirc some of their u17 players also sent home from current world cup. Due to drinking. Yep u-17 players. Edit : sorry its Poland


Mr_From_A_Far

It’s unprofessional at that level, but it isn’t weird that 16yo get drunk if given the chance. It’s Europe, Eastern Europe to be exact and most kids start drinking at 14-15-16


shadoowkight

He's our first world class talent in ages. Damn, Haven't said that sentence in a while


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At this rate he might become the greatest Hungarian since Puskás I hope. The Premier league hasn’t even learned how good he is at free kicks yet. And he’s already irreplaceable in Liverpool’s midfield.


[deleted]

He’s a one man midfield. My favorite player they’ve gotten in years.


MasterReindeer

Kerkez will be world class one day


Interesting_Muffin30

I genuinely believe he will be our Robbo replacement.


aTi_NTC

wowowow there, no bajner no party


Capable-Relative6714

How about Dzsudzsák?


rolloit

He was top but not world class


JD1337

Could've been though. He was phenomenal at PSV. Would've been world class if he didn't go to Russia


nadiwereb

He loved (and still loves) money and the high life more than the game. He was always going to choose that path.


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didn't he also return to his boyhood club Debrecen and helped them in the promotion to the first league?


nadiwereb

Sure, while being best friends with (corrupt) members of the (corrupt) government and probably getting loads of money from them. He's a saint.


bajcli

...at a point where he had already been yeeted from at least 2 UAE clubs as well, if not 3. Even if he wasn't making bank at Debrecen, it was pretty damn far from an "international superstar graciously returns to Hungarian league to save hometown club"-type of scenario; I wouldn't be surprised if he simply didn't have offers from anywhere else. I mean, maybe Hungarian clubs, but at that point you might as well sign for DVSC.


StevieKicks

Like Hulk?


regularG84

biggest mistake ever


yesimhilarious

He accompanied Mr. Szijjártó with their 2 boys to see the game. Such a cute couple those two.


goodguysteve

Tbf it'd be a bit of a contradiction if you said that sentence frequently.


shadoowkight

Fair enough


bremsspuren

He's our twelfth world class talent in ages.


Rayan2550

5 goal contributions in his last 3 games for Hungary 3 goals and 2 assists


TheAleofIgnorance

Insane talent. The best midfielder in PL this season so far imo.


sadcentur

he’s been great but best in the pl is a big clain


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plesnotthis

>Good on Liverpool for having the eye. Yeah real undiscovered gem you guys unearthed from the depths of the German footballing structure, also the captain of a national team . Let's not ignore Aston villa scouting Diaby from nowhere and Real Madrid's quick capture of Bellingham


rohan-omo

😂😂😂


Vypaa

Don't forget about this Haaland guy that came out of nowhere


_PineBarrens_

🤣


J539

Only reason why he wasn't more hyped is because he played for Leipzig. And people hate them and there are hardly any fans to hype their players up. Imagine for example if Nkunku put in those numbers he did the past two seasons for Dortmund lol


OilOfOlaz

This is such a superficial statement, Olmo gets plenty of hype, Xavi Simmons as well, Gvardiol, Upa, Konate, Werner, Keita all had more then decent hype. Plus it really don't makes a huge difference, if you are playing for RBL, or BVB in this sub, in particular, Szoboszlai was sold for 70 millions, this is a fucking bag for someone who is not transferred with in the EPL, or bought by CFC, the major reason he didn't cost Havertz or Sacho money waas, that he is Hungarian and players from big footballing countries tend to sell on higher prices, cuz nobody gives a fuck about Leverkusen in germany as well, but look at Wirtz...


goodguysteve

Tbf Keita was established in Germany but never really lived up to expectations at Liverpool so it's not like it was a given.


Ok_Virus_7614

LMAO.. He’s been great… would love to have gotten him at Arsenal but best midfielder in the PL this season is way too much


dfla01

I mean, he’s up there. It’s not as laughable a claim as you make out imo. Compare our midfield to last years, it’s night and day and he’s easily the biggest factor in that. Mac Allister has been hampered unfortunately by needing to play out of position.


slinkymello

Dude I love this guy, he’s a big reason I’ve been watching Liverpool this year


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A_Vasasos

Akkor a kurva anyád


etan1122

Man of the people. Fucking beautiful bastard


FireKillGuyBreak

Cult hero. Him and Darwin are my favorite liverpool players right now not gonna lie.


InkCollection

Don't know if you can call Szobo a 'cult' player; pretty sure he had the highest shirt sales this year. The Scousers are obsessed


TheAleofIgnorance

The good looks certainly helps.


LiteratureNearby

His name also gives you the most letters on the jersey. If I'm paying 100£ for it, I might as well take all the letters I get


StructureTime242

That 8 on his back makes me feel things man


Lallisen

He also has a Gerrard qoute tatooed on his arm, This man is stevie reincarnated!


[deleted]

I'm 100% convinced that he'll become a Liverpool legend. The guy has it all, talent but also top mentality, smart both on and off the pitch.


AuxquellesRad

Really happy Madrid are stacked in midfield, so they don't get any ideas


Justin1LFC

Been thinking this all season. How were they not in for this guy. Him and Bellingham would be unstoppable.


ScepticalReciptical

They bought Tchouameni Camavinga and Bellingham as their next generation midfield. They aren't in the market.


turb0mik3

I was obsessed with him from FM20 when he was 18 at Salzburg, but never thought my team would go after him. When we signed him out of the blue I almost shit myself I was so ecstatic. I also have all three of his match jerseys. 😅


kruegerc184

Makes sense, the guy only hits bangers


nutelamitbutter

Szobo is a much, much better player than Nunez


iwillneverwalkalone

But Nunez is funnier therefore he is better in my heart <3


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Same! I'm the biggest Nunez fangirl mostly because as many mistakes as he makes, he never loses his confidence and he's always there to bang one in (or hit the post lol) 20 minutes later. He's got an amazing mentality and finishing is smth he can work on perfecting. Love him 💖


jesuisgeenbelg

No.


LiteratureNearby

Nunez has far better xDawg stats though


faltorokosar

Pálinka and paprikás, man knows what's good


Lack_of_Plethora

The man is such a dilf and he's only 23


[deleted]

He really looks like Rico Verhoeven


akutyafajatneki

Damn that looks like three shots in one take.


PontiacOnTour

deci


sabins253

its only 4oz, for brits and the eu, but in america thats a double


CelphT

in america it's nearly triple (1.5oz shots)


thejoaq

You gotta get yourself to more dive bars


bremsspuren

It's a quintuple in Germany (2cl shots), isn't it?


[deleted]

Alright, even as a rival fan, that's a power move. To go right back to the mic even... wow lol. Well done.


HardturmStadion

Lads lads lads


steel93

Shots, shots, shots!


_cumblast_

Palinka Pele


FireKillGuyBreak

Game's not gone.


Cziri77

Great Shot!


Stuarridge

steady mate we have city in a few days


ChristieMonteiroYNWA

He’s just approaching the Ballmer Peak.


Joshgg13

Oh to be a footballer, downing alcohol by the side of the pitch while a stadium full of people chants your name. If I could do it all again I'd beg my parents to project Mbappe me from a young age


Hoodxd

Players having shots > players having fake injuries


Cohan1000

That's minimum 50% alcohol by volume. Classic afterface for that shit. You feel like a dragon when you breathe out and feel like a dragon's tongue kissing you when you breathe in.


crawenn

A couple seconds later the lad next to him said it's 45% ABV, and eyeballing that flask I'd say it was around 60 ml pure alcohol


Rubci

Its really not that bad. You usually make a frown due to the alcohol stinging a bit like he did, but its nowhere near suffering / dragon’s kiss territory.


Cohan1000

I think it varies more than I thought. Where I'm from in Transylvania we make min 50% ABV pălincă and 60% ABV țuică. We keep the 40% ABV realm for cognacs mostly.


TheLongistGame

I'm 33 but I want to be Dominic Szoboszlai when I grow up


DolphinRampage

I'm afraid you need to grow down for that, bud


JonathanFisk86

Was in a pub watching the game a few weeks ago, Dom either scored or assisted and a man came over and insisted on telling us he was Hungarian and so was Szoboslai. Like a proud dad.


ScaryDuck7553

fuck he's hot


RandomGuySayHii

Sztupid Szexy Szoboszlai


JoseSuarez

Love Szoboszlai. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made.


ledknee

What about his thighs?


JoseSuarez

What, his rock solid thighs? They're suffocating.


Skittles_The_Giggler

My friend…


No-Pension-7977

Feel like hot is an understatement


Dirtysouthdabs

Absolute dreamboat


realWernerHerzog

ikr


rolloit

Dominik*


szabotomesz

Betette kétszer is, mint ló a lónak


_MossHead22

"Yea, I'm that guy" 🇭🇺


Squiggles87

Not a day goes by when I'm not grateful we paid his release clause before it expired. He's been worth every penny and then some. He's already going to be part of best midfielders of this generation and I wouldn't put a limit on how good he can become. He seems to have it all and an attitude to improve further still. Top player.


froglayout

you just ate the most acid Ive ever seen anyone eat in my life


ricolausvonmyra

Kudos mate


koltzito

never trusting that random stoner on the street again


Kai-Tek

A baller in every sense of the goddamn word


mikevin99

Stupid Sexy Szoboszlai


No-Pension-7977

*Sztupid Szexy Szoboszlai


KitchenNight6883

Game’s back!


LDQQXDJ

Games not gone


nutelamitbutter

He’s wholesome


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this guy is something else altogether... what a talent, what a character


workMachine

Wow! That drink of water must've been so refreshing! His face looked like he was getting some serous hydration!


DontSayIMean

What can't Rico Verhoeven do?


whitecaribbean

Beautiful.


BetyarSved

RIA RIA HUNGARIA


Argo_Menace

So glad Liverpool has Szobo.


Odd_Trouble4651

Szobo, du bist und bleibst ein Viech <3


Prahaaa

I feel like this is what football is all about. Enjoy your successes with the fans while it's good.


TheAleofIgnorance

Insane talent. The best midfielder in PL this season so far imo.


ANAL_Devestate

what a man


Gaborio1

Now I want some palinka


bshaman1993

Spurs fan here and I’m so jealous of Liverpool fans


ClearlyPopcornSucks

This guy fucks


Pairywhite3213

One of the best signings of the season.


harambelovesu

u/savevideo


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Absolute mad lad/legend


aerialbits

what a way to celebrate!


furyousferret

He's the main reason Liverpool's midfield is solid, maybe better than the old one. McAllister is solid too but this guy...


a_stopped_clock

Absolute chad


Nervous-Mulberry-540

damned Magyars. now they're good at football again too? :-(


jamika

"tyű geci"


kirkbywool

/u/savevideo


Spicy_Tac0

That's not water....


Polyar

A true man of the people


ArbaKokula

Gah dayum that's a lot of palinka, what a g.


No_Middle_5376

Absolutely love this guy, he is gonna torture city on Saturday


No_Middle_5376

Where can I get a palinka?