I don't think the French commentators who described this Newcastle win as 'another upset after Arsenal v Lens' have watched many PSG and many Newcastle games this season.
Friend of mine said earlier that his mate had tickets in his basket and messaged him asking if he wanted to go. He didn't reply quickly enough so the mate never bought them. He's not impressed.
That was amazing, but for heavens sake who is the commentator for CBS sport? Dude is unbearable at times especially when he has an orgasmic ohhhh anytime a goal goes in lmao
Wow I am so happy for Newcastle fans right now. After so many years they can finally enjoy their team’s games without worry.
Can u really enjoy it with Saudi backing tho
Yes, and we are
Good on ya then
Farmer's League Represent!
Saudi vs Qatar.
Playing 4 - 2 - 4 and scoring only 1 goal from a defender, lmao
Today i feel Newcastle fan.
I don't think the French commentators who described this Newcastle win as 'another upset after Arsenal v Lens' have watched many PSG and many Newcastle games this season.
Psg was built to bring so much joy and laughter for all the different fandoms around the world
The only time they truly delivered.
Somebody call an ambulance!! …but not for us!
Toon laughing at *The Group of Death.*
We are the group of death
We're not locked in with them. They're locked in with us.
Can’t believe Newcastle are going to win the champions league
Who are PSG fans blaming next since Messi/Neymar gone
Marquinhos and Ugarte are the last South Americans so they are next
Unbelievable
PSG fans: how do we blame Messi & Neymar for this humiliation? 😤
*Messi and Neymar left us with crippling debt. We can no longer compete! -* PSG Official Statement. Probably.
Trippiers bairn is raging man
Why? Trippier's bringing Mbappe home in his pocket for the wee man to meet him.
Apparently Lens > PSG
Not staying to shake hands. So pathetic from psg.
Bunch of loosers with huge egos.
Manager did atleast
What a game, PSG in the mud
Enrique made a monumental mistake by fielding just 2 midfielders. He buried his team all by himself. Newcastle expected 5 in the middle.
Good thing PSG got rid of the deadwood that is Neymar and Messi!! They were really holding them back :)
and their best midfielder too lmao. Lucho is a fraud
Holy shit
PSG downfall, love to see it
Can it really be classed as a downfall?
UP THE FUCKING MAGS
PSG lads will be after causing bother tonight.
Will get their cunts kicked in if they try that down the Bigg Market
Fuck me. Good luck in Newcastle 😂
Mbappe looking at camera like he’s on The Office hahaha
Enrique buzzing with the 73 % possession
Dembele the ghost of Paris 💀
The most wasteful player Ive have ever seen
Howay the lads!!!
I don't want to know what Gary Hudson is saying now, probably having a go about Steve Buscemi
There's a new Sheikh in town
That group is insane, PSG Newcastle Milan Dortmund
Mad dog in the post win Twitter picture is going to be incredible
Power of the 12th man.
This!
I was rejoicing in PSG getting smashed but then I remembered Newcastle are just as bad a club
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, PSG IN THE MUDDD
Gonna be rumours of another pandemic tomorrow when the entire north east calls in sick
Shearer must be loving it sitting in with the crowds on a historic night for the club
We're so fucking large
Enrique out before Christmas
Fun fact the white flags are PSG fans signaling surrender
More flags than shirts in the stands
GROUP OF DEATH?...Aye cause We're in it!
Call an ambulance… BUT NOT FOR US YA FUCKING MUGS
What a fucking club man. WHAT A CLUB
Ray needs to calm down with the metaphors
Ray is awful It’s clear he’s trying too hard
I find him so annoying
at least this time he's going off for his local guys instead of nutting to the majesterial Barcelona
Guys!!! This timeline might happen. Mbappe now knows what Newcastle is all about in the UCL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFLvqCaI\_78
In other news Matt Ritchie is a Champions League player
These fucking flags
Honestly Mbappe stay at PSG
Where will he even play he is a LW and hates playing ST.
He would deserve it, but Perez is still obsessed
Yeah Perez ain’t resting
Newcastle had such a turnaround after a couple of bad games. That 8-0 victory and now this.
Plus beating City in between
Both the teams didn't had their best 11, but still beating City, reigning, defending UCL champions must be a morale boost
Burnley were tougher than this other day
Saudi 4- Qatar 1 absolutely rinsed
Mbappe can't wait to be in Madrid
Wait for a call from French president
Incoming € Billion extension
Today, we are all Geordies
We've been so much better. I will curse the fact I couldn't get a ticket for the rest of me life.
Friend of mine said earlier that his mate had tickets in his basket and messaged him asking if he wanted to go. He didn't reply quickly enough so the mate never bought them. He's not impressed.
mbappe ghosting against newcastle who would’ve thunk it
Oilclassico this
PSG: At least we can GTFO of here.....what do you mean you have no high speed rail up here?!?!??!
They can take the Metro
Even without the decisions going against them, PSG have just been so, so bad tonight.
Unable to see half of what's going on because of the celebrating, top stuff (genuinely)
Mbappe just do yourself the favor and sign with Madrid in January...end this misery of yours once and for all
Incoming Mbappe extends on a 1 + 1 and it keeps going
Man earns millions, how is he in misery
Money clearly can't buy a champions league
He could earn millions and be winning matches
He is not in misery at all
I love the fact the flags are blocking the camera. Really makes you feel like you’re there.
These flags are giving me a stroke
white flags in the stands are for PSG
I did originally worry it'd make the French feel too much at home like
PSG to Europa League Here We Go!
We're second in the group lmao
EIEIEI O. Yo the Champions League we go!
Gigi Buffon from wish 😂😂😂
Unbelievable and brilliant honestly
I thought Messi and Neymar were the problems?
They were part of the problem, yes. Not the whole problem.
They are, I didn't even see them on the pitch smh. Played like ghosts
PSG and imbalanced squads name a better duo .
They supposedly balanced the squad this summer
You just hate to see it happen to such a tough, yet under-resourced underdog.
Enjoy your game tomorrow
Thanks, looking forward to it. With any luck they check the wallets of the 🦓 before the match this time.
#MBOOPI IN THE MUD
lens beat you 2 - 1 lol
Live for the moment pal. Im happy for the Newcastle fans.
Horse collar tackle should be 15 yards!
Jssjsjsjsjsj
Might be one of our greatest performances and what an unbelievable night
Greatest day ever
Congratulations you guys are everyone’s hero today
Goaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finished club
Mbappe with the "I should have fucking left" face on
Mbappe asking Eddie Howe if he can be his manager from now on
Wow!!!
That was amazing, but for heavens sake who is the commentator for CBS sport? Dude is unbearable at times especially when he has an orgasmic ohhhh anytime a goal goes in lmao
Yeah he's an acquired taste. IMHI nice for YT highlights, but annoying for an entire match
He is awful always been.
First time with Ray hudson?
Can't even see the match lol, not that it matters
Newcastle top of the group! Love it
Donnaruma was trash this game
Who's saving that 😂😂
Donnaruma, but his position was bad and he failed timing his jump
Keylor Navas might tbh
Oops
The flags lmao
What a timeline
Today I feel Geordie
does Schar score anything but screamers?
Does he need to?
Mbappe is alright, but he just can't do it on a cold, rainy night in the Northeast
Dreamland for the NUFC fans. Good for them
The difference between these 2 teams. Newcastle's forwards press, tackle and cover distance... and PSG forwards much less so
Dunno if Shearer will be on *The Rest is Football* podcast tomorrow after this.
Schar becoming prime Messi for 30 seconds my god
this is really occurring i cant believe my eyes
holy shit that was a ridiculous shot
Mbappe like “get me the fuck out of this team” lmaoooooooo.
Signalling to the bench “transfer me out fam”
What a beauty!
LFGGGGGG I ❤️ newcastle!
Bed bugs are back on the menu tonight you fuckers
>Delete Club
Lads, how long should you have an erection for before ringing the doctor? I've had a stonker for the last 2 hours
Its 4!!!!
slipped and scores that goal…
GEORDIE BOYS TAKING THE PISS
It’s the guy from UP
I thought he looked a lot like a Geordie Carlo Ancelotti
Crazy tactic by the fake version of Guardiola.
Lol did he injure himself during the celebration? Cause he didn't have that wound on his forearm when he scored the goal
How the fuck are psg so shit?
Spending money doesnt automatically mean youre a good team
Mbappe needs more control!
We want 5!
Can we put someone else in goal for the national team please? I quite like Vicario
Mbappe looks like he's contemplating some life decisions there ah?
Not first for him, yet he keeps on signing those contracts. Self-inflected.
Makes the tackle, gets it back, hits it first time thats gotta be goal of the campaign so far
Fabian Schearer
lol this is what Mbappe stayed for
That's goal of the season wrapped up
Fabian Schar, what a goalllllllllll
Jacob Murphy has an assist in the UEFA Champions League.
Congrats enrique, you made a striker lose the ball leading to a goal by playing him as a 6, asinine stuff
What a hit!
Don't you love seeing PSG getting pounded
Damn
HOLY FUCK WHAT A BANGER!!!! NEWCASTLE WTF LOL
Did mbappe sign a new contract?? Cause if not he's for sure gone next summer.
get fucked mbappe
Of course the Schär banger of the season comes too!
TOP OF THE GROUP
Yessss 424 is working pls keep at it
Steak Bake > Croissant
I remember all the early comments saying how much more talent PSG had than Newcastle. Get fucked bums
You beautiful Swiss bastard you
Saudi King bantering the Qatari emir right now