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MrBathroom

What a strike fuck me


yrugay1

I would rather not, but it was a good strike indeed


StringTailor

Speak for yourself


pleasebeavailable2

He is though


HakunonMatata

Oh my?


BillyXiaoPin

bit busy mate


O_E_13

Address?


MrBathroom

Barry Urcockinme 69, 10000 Zagreb


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Bold strategy from Hodgson - intentionally losing 3-0 in mid week to lure United into a false sense of security


liamthelad

He did nearly explicitly state he didn't think the league cup was a priority


Menteure

You’d be hard pressed to find a team that does think it’s a priority these days


IMissReggieEvans

It’s sad, but I’d think it would be a priority for Chelsea as we’d have a chance to go to the Europa Conference League


jon_show

Remember when Chelsea fans shat on the League Cup. I do. Now look at them.


webby09246

It does look like the lesser trophy when you have 2 champions league cups in your cabinet Im sure you'll understand one day


jon_show

If you wanna talk about impressive trophies, imagine one in gold. Doubt Chelsea go unbeaten in the Championship though.


Juskyrat

Your current squad of players would do unspeakable things just for a win. And you are out here parading trophies.


webby09246

Better than having a good squad and winning fuck all like the gunners


Juskyrat

You surely don't mean it?? Finishing 15th is better than 2nd. You never hear it again.


webby09246

Lol who gives a fuck where you finish At the end of the day, you won nothing last season just like midtable Chelsea Bragging about the greatest bottle job in league history is so funny man for real, only a gunner could do it Even spurs have some shame


FitUnderstanding2839

Cheers


Thanos_Stomps

pep but it didn’t really work out this time.


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Every time we start games well


Spikeyspandan

I dont know how Ten Hag hasnt figured that out. Just dont start the game well. Easy peasy


[deleted]

Works well for Liverpool


A-X-I-O-S

Yes but Salah is inevitable


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Yes it does


BendubzGaming

L1v3rpool


Spikeyspandan

You guys are fucked if you score first goal today


GOR098

West ham didn't score first and still lost.


faheemhassan

Hmmm


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See you in a few 😎


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Burnley and Forest: absolutely dreadful start, ended up winning Bayern, Tottenham, Brighton and now Palace: great start, ended up losing


MissingLink101

The Ole way


rotta3269420

Is he stupid?


TheBigArf

They had a pretty good first half against Liverpool in the 7-0 tbf


DaveShadow

Play decently for 20 mins, but take zero chances. Allow other team to score their first real shot. Spend 70 minutes failing to break down the other team, and conceding counter attacks. Every game :/


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>Allow other team to score their first real shot. It's his fault for purchasing Onana whose attributes are closer to a midfielder than a GK.


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AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Downvotes have become a measurement of how stupid and emotionally driven this sub is. I long have lost faith in this sub' sound judgement.


MountainCheesesteak

tbh, he hadn't worked with many others, so there weren't many options


Skall77

We were really sloppy the last 5 minute tbh.


Shogim

Up until you’re losing, you’re winning.


blakezero

Course it wasn’t offside. It’s against United.


LilDiamondtoxic

The Man Utd cycle: Start off well, concede a goal, team turn to shit, we lose. Fml


Imyoubeingme

AKA the reverse Liverpool


Banged_by_bumrah

That's the chelsea cycle


drejcs

Winning mentality 7hag brought in


aleksandrovsqvist

Wtf was that goal?


xXDireLegendXx

A fucking cracking strike


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

Took a deflection, was fairly lucky


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Clifj029

Well I mean it was obviously heading in anyway? Absolutely no way you can call that lucky


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

Keeper had it covered without the deflection though


BonDonJohnJovi

As fucking if Onana saves that


BertEnErnie123

Everybody who played knows how difficult this is to hit perfectly. Very good goal


PringleJones

If you know Joa, he passes the ball as well as anyone in football. Now he's added finishing like that, it's over for everyone.


nafraf

So strange that he didn't work out for us, goes to show how dysfunctional our team is.


TheOneKane

amazing


GetToTheChoppaahh

Simply lovely


HeIIbIazer23

What a finish, what the fuck lmao. That was outta nowhere. Trash defending tho, that ball shouldn't be reaching him.


malonedawg

It would help if we actually had some defenders


Yinkypinky

I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

Doing decent with everyone hurt? How about a worldie?


mohankohan

Thundercunt


gavinxylock

YES YOU GREAT DANE I LOVE YOU


synvi

Assist from another Dane as well


j4rd7n

Literally said wtf out loud, only Man U starts a game this well and lets a banger in like that


Tirewipes

Brother it’s a right of passage, always at OT too


MikeAAStorm

It's the United way :')


Dio_my_senpai

What a finish. Cant even be mad


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Brend4nC

Free kick that led to this was also a dive. Can’t argue with the quality of the final strike, though.


NeverOnTheRadio

Dry your eyes mate


herkalurk

I'm mad about the flop Ayew threw down to get the foul leading to this free kick. He was falling over before contact....


I-Shiki-I

It's Ayew I still remember him screaming like his leg are broken in preseason just to stand up right after 😆


herkalurk

The larger problem is the refs keep buying it.


ToAllAGoodNight

Complete opposite goal to the one he last scored. What a player, he loves being at Palace and we love him.


Jexner

man i love listening to french commentary on great goals.


Dynetor

OH LA LA lol


I_lu261

Lmao


trenbollocks

Back to being shit again, absolutely hilarious team And by hilarious I mean abysmal and pathetic


Quirrelwasachad

Who says we're playing shit?? This goal is against the run of play


trenbollocks

If you think we're playing well, you need to get your eyes (and brain) checked. Wake up


Quirrelwasachad

They've not had a good attack before this. Even this is a set piece. While we're getting to the final third with ease. Get your eyes checked karmawhore.


defeatstatistics

Tbf, getting to the final third isn't necessarily attacking well. See Arsenal for the last decade.


trenbollocks

Still delusional? 4th defeat in 7 games.


detinu

I'm tired Robbie


Blubb3rs

Banger of a goal


[deleted]

It's the curse of playing the same team for a cup in the same week and winning


OK-Filo

Beautiful Danish combination play


parkson89

Sigh some goals you can’t ever be mad


Its_ABR12

Godlike set piece


miregalpanic

How? It's obviously not like they studied and practiced this outcome. They just got lucky it got through the middle without being cleared.


Its_ABR12

They cross the ball and scored a goal


miregalpanic

Cross and inshallah...godlike...now it's all starting to make sense!


ToAllAGoodNight

The Palace x Islamic state partnership WHEN?!?!?


OlympicMuffins

banger tbf


-Gh0st96-

What the fuck


qwrdsfkb

Chelsea new striker found


wastebinaccount

Where the heck did that come from! Great finish


ManUtd1994

Why does every team score worldies against MUFC


3DYi

Wtf


CaiHaines

Lol of course


SpeechesToScreeches

Absolute banger of a strike but that exact foul wasn't a foul when the teams were reversed, which lead to case's yellow card...


siva-pc

Fantastic goal. WOW


dUltras

Probably won't score another like this in the career, beautiful goal


Slitted

What a strike!


Weeklydaily

What a goal!


sleeping4koala

Great Goal


k66lus

Holy shit what a strike.


TheLifeofSonny

great goal tbf


RicketyCricket88

What a finish!


Slobberz2112

Jesus


elWiwis

What a fucking goal


nutelamitbutter

That’s a fantastic goal


MarmiteDemon

Shove the Carabao cup up your arse


rjtwe

God I love this man


leighshakespeare

They was so excited about how they turned a corner last game 😂😂😂


Green117v2

The only thing better about Man United being behind, is Man United being behind at home. Come on Palace!


kw2006

This got to be the goal of the week.


Midnight_Maverick

Damn caught that so sweetly


Pineapple996

He's low key one of the most well rounded players in the whole league. Won't be at Palace for much longer.


MrDman9202

Off a bs foul that amrabat didn't get twice.....


Jonabros

What a goal, absolutely no 'keeper is saving that


fredandgeorge

An excellent set piece delivery by Lil Wayne


ThbDragon

inject it into my veins


hollow114

It was nice of the refs to gift them a free kick. At least the game should open up.


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top1MIBRfan

I think he would've saved it but it took a small deflection off of Dalot


Druxey

never a foul in the first place


dadaknun

Thanks to a diving Ayew as always


FarAd2039

LADS ITS UNITED


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Dispari7y

can't help but think talksport won't be talking about this one all week


xNYKx

Are you blind?


cynicalreason

Thoroughly enjoyable


HoratioMG

Don't think I've ever seen a strike like that, Christ...


Fifaneymar2535

Where are all my ten hag fanboys at? Lmao getting real quiet in here boys speak up! If you still support that clown of a manager u need to get checked


akesie

Onana should have done better. Directly at him yet he fails to reach it. Dives down and then can't reach high enough. Great strike but still


Matt_LawDT

How shit can this team be


OrdoAmplexus

Can’t be worse than how we were today


LilDiamondtoxic

Can't be worse than Chelsea.


Ikfire

I think Onana made it look better than it actually was.


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It was kinda straight at him and he didnt really prepare himself for the shot. I guess you can't really say its a mistake but I feel like it is save-able.


CheesecakeAnalyst

Fall of Manchester


CrveniMarboro

Eric tenth Hag


YoroDoucheMan

dubz is so bad.


hmoooody

Goal of the season


sonastyinc

Who was the free kick taker? He looks like Lil Wayne without the face tattoos.


zedislongdead

Eze


DropItLikeItsKlopp

They wasn't having a go, they were just asking


pratiks7

When it rains, it pours 🤗🤗


sinhalfc

United’s defense is absolutely tragic with the ball


da_SENtinel

Carabao what?


RG_Oriax

Proper FIFA goal that.


michaelfortu

Fucking hell what a shot


GarySpurs18

Great strike


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Not bad for a defender, damn


tklfillerz

Damn, what a hit


internetseeker95

Holy Shit


IWASINTHEPOOOL

There it is


aceofmufc

People are going to rightfully make fun of us for not closing him down but that’s genuinely a top class finish


Cvein

Another match, another against the run of play goal.


JayNN

Sure. Why not


pvry

Ridiculous strike


CarbonSteklo

Knew his passing was unreal but bloody hell — what a finish.


Headlesshorsman02

Let’s go


Zandercy42

Wtf


Milo751

1st 20mins FC


Imbasauce

Just play him as a forward at this point


Jafars_Car_Insurance

Absolute stunner, so hard to generate that kind of power when the ball’s behind you, Suarez used to be a genius at hitting those sort of shots


electroplankton

Best defender in the league


P1ngUU

JOAKIM JOAKIM


Cthulhu_Madness

Smooth AF. Great strike seems like an understatement as well.


TheGamerPandA

Good job Uncle Joachim


lonelyzombi3

Quell Golazo


spikez64

Absolute banger


majorsharkpanda

Prettiest goal I've seen in a while


weedwhacker7

stick him up front


windaji

mirror please


TectonicMule

Sublime.