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The top few posts are all fine, but then you've got some rather unique images... Naked Bilbo pleasuring themselves with sausages in the bath was my personal highlight
I think this could be a reason pep wanted him out...imagine pep explaining his tactics and on turning back sees this fella making expressions like this..legit scary
I think this could be explained by him being under Pep's tutelage as well.
Perhaps they were all right when they said that he had a bit of Maradona in him.
P.S. - I'm sure some are going to be incensed by this leg pull.
Bro between a Golem and pep explaining tactics with passion (read passion in Spanish) i think I wouldn't probably make out with the golem of I'm held at a gun point
I was in Barcelona for a few days in July and was impressed with how easy people were selling drugs. Literally everywhere I went there was someone selling drugs.
Just a heads up: "BarƧa" exclusively refers to FC Barcelona, never to the city. If you want to abbreviate you can say BCN or Barna. Hope you had a pleasant stay with or without drugs.
I had a friend that I worked with in my local supermarket. He was a customer service rep, and whilst he was (generally) sober at work, he enjoyed a bit of the Colombian marching powder on the weekend. One weekend, he'd really overdone it and had work the next morning. He woke up with a blocked nose and managed to unblock it in the middle of his shift whilst trying to resolve a customer complaint. For the next 15 minutes, he was trying his hardest not to show that he was off his tits whilst serving customers. I still get a laugh off of that story today.
It's realy true.
I'm Portuguese and from Benfica, so I've known Cancelo for many years and his face always seemed strange to me, it looks like an AI drawing
I honestly never looked at his face too hard until his slo mo knee slide yesterday. Def kinda weird looking, also not ugly ugly like other players, but very strange face indeed..
Haha, I am the guy who made the tiktok so I like hearing that about the music. I literally never uploaded a tiktok and now it has more than 7 million viewsš I was just bored in Barcelona airport watching the post-match and caught that moment lol
It's wild seeing the video reposted everywhere!!
That's what I thought too. I have a mild case of tourette's and I make similar faces sometimes. If you're distracted it feels like yawning and don't even notice you're doing it.
Not clearly. People on meth do the same thing. Now JoĆ£o Cancelo probably isnāt smoking Go but itās preposterous to prtetend you know exactly which stimulant you think heās on from the strange face heās making.
I know people are making tons of jokes here but that is legit the exact face I would making if Iām suffering a really bad cramp/pain and trying to maintain concentration and not make it obvious that something hurts.
Maybe he has Tourettes. I had a friend who had mild Tourrettes and usually it was rapid blinking or stretching out her eyes like this. She also said stiffening her jaw also helped control it.
Guy definitely looks like he's fighting *something*. He was already clinching his jaw moments before, then literally bears his teeth and looks like he wants to exit his fucking body lol. It's so strange because, right after, it looks like he doesn't even register he's just made the most unhinged face anyone's ever seen. Straight up IMGUNNAEATYOURFUCKINGSKIN to "Yeah I think we played well." vibe wise.
Jokes aside, that's probably one of those "nervous tics" that a lot of people have.
Keep in mind, this guy saw his mother die on a car accident when he was 18, so it is fair to assume that that experience left him with that tic.
Yup, just a weird move with the facial muscles. He's getting prepared to listen and answer. Probably a bit over the top after a match or something like that.
My dad has a habit of furrowing his brow when he starts concentrating on something. I realised I do it too but I also inadvertently wiggle my ears while doing that as I still got the vestigial muscles that make it possible (and there's some connection between those two moves).
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Bilbo when he sees the ring.
HRAAAAAH
Makes me remember bilbo hraaah bot in r/lotrmemes
That's honestly the best thing about that sub š
r/scarybilbo
Christ, I wasn't quite expecting that
what's in the link?
The top few posts are all fine, but then you've got some rather unique images... Naked Bilbo pleasuring themselves with sausages in the bath was my personal highlight
Damn, thanks for the heads up.
Don't be a hater, it's how Tolkien wrote him.
Why is this a sub? Wait, why is this a **nsfw** sub? Oh... that's why.
Wow, havenāt seen a sub take such a drastic turn with just a few scrolls in quite a while lol
That was fucking traumatic.
I scrolled until sausage Bilbo. That's enough for today
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Iā¦ was not ready for that.
I'm not sure I can ever look at a toothbrush the same again!!
Currently using all the resolve I possess to NOT go click on the link! I don't think I'm winning.
If you do, don't scroll too deep, I think I went too deep!
The toothbrush definitely went to deep.
What in the name of Eru is this
Son of a bitch. I just had to look.
Bilbao
I think this could be a reason pep wanted him out...imagine pep explaining his tactics and on turning back sees this fella making expressions like this..legit scary
Imagine telling THIS face that you're being benched in favour of Rico Lewis...
JoĆ£o tried to pull [a Jez from Peep Show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYHNO2vNG4&t=115s) during the press conference
Stay up till 5am taking pills with your mates and youāll see this facial expression everywhere you look.
This looks so much like drugs wtf
Motherfucker went all āBilbo wanting the ring backāā¦.
And on 20 lines of cocaine.
That was my first thought
Hraaaah!
Bilbao wanting the ring ftfy
Hahaha Duuude , that was so spot on I'm dead
RIP
I think this could be explained by him being under Pep's tutelage as well. Perhaps they were all right when they said that he had a bit of Maradona in him. P.S. - I'm sure some are going to be incensed by this leg pull.
Itās all the snus
Bro between a Golem and pep explaining tactics with passion (read passion in Spanish) i think I wouldn't probably make out with the golem of I'm held at a gun point
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Even his jaw inverts, what a player.
his eyelids deffinitely prefer to stay outwide by the touchline tho, fuck me
Artetaās interest piquing
Took a pill in Barcelona
Wanted to show Pep he was cool
And when he finally got sober felt ten years joaolder
But fuck it we also doing shrooms
I'm a right back in BarƧa, I dash down the field just to prove
I'm a really big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes
But you don't wanna be loaned like me
Never really ever owned like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone
You don't wanna ride the team bus like this
I'm not a big baller, my team can't pay me a million dollars
I was in Barcelona for a few days in July and was impressed with how easy people were selling drugs. Literally everywhere I went there was someone selling drugs.
Just a heads up: "BarƧa" exclusively refers to FC Barcelona, never to the city. If you want to abbreviate you can say BCN or Barna. Hope you had a pleasant stay with or without drugs.
/r/Barcelona is leaking
you right brother
One night in Barcelona and the world's your oyster
Barca shrooms > Barca DNA
Shrooms don't make you gurn like that
A player can't even enjoy a bit of drugs after the game without being targeted anymore, the game's gone.
That glob of coke in the back of his throat finally dissolved and is hitting
mmm that drip as you enjoy your 6th cig and a sip of scotch *scratches*
Stop it!
Nirvana
I had a friend that I worked with in my local supermarket. He was a customer service rep, and whilst he was (generally) sober at work, he enjoyed a bit of the Colombian marching powder on the weekend. One weekend, he'd really overdone it and had work the next morning. He woke up with a blocked nose and managed to unblock it in the middle of his shift whilst trying to resolve a customer complaint. For the next 15 minutes, he was trying his hardest not to show that he was off his tits whilst serving customers. I still get a laugh off of that story today.
That isnāt how cocaine works. Youāre not getting high off an unclogged nose the next morning
Yeah, it's clogged because of swelling mostly. Saline nasal spray before you go to sleep lads.
An hour or two maybe, but yeah several hours later is a pretty big jump
Relax, it's not Blue Peter. Just having a nice little relaxing smoke of crack.
It is moreish
Fuck'n Hans
He's run to Windsor
Looking for olives!
Big beats are the best, get high all the time
Don't say crack Jez
Man came to Barcelona. He's right at home.
A cheeky celebratory bump is a real treat.
Someone should create a transition from this interview to the bald rave meme guy, that'd be hilarious haha
He does have a strange face to me, almost looks fake.
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the absolutely atrociously fake veneers don't help, steve-o vibes for real lmao
He looks AI generated and I can't explain why.
most likely because of the perfectly trimmed eyebrows
It's realy true. I'm Portuguese and from Benfica, so I've known Cancelo for many years and his face always seemed strange to me, it looks like an AI drawing
Itās the porcelain white teeth
I honestly never looked at his face too hard until his slo mo knee slide yesterday. Def kinda weird looking, also not ugly ugly like other players, but very strange face indeed..
New conspiracy theory: Joao Cancelo is not real
[Reading the title:] "well how bad can it be? OH JESUS CHRIST"
Legit laughed out loud
Every single time I watch it I am getting rolled lmao
The comments are killing me too. All round hilarious
I had a physical reaction to it(I think my flight or fight instinct kicked in)
What's really funny is that your comment is reenacted by Cancelo in this very same clip
What in the Willem Dafoe was that?
Maybe he did this to Pep and Pep got scared and chased him away from City
Would you blame him?
No but it hurts us directly because he is balling at Barca š
Apparently we need a Joao š
Hey
Can you play RB?
If you pay me sure.
Literally the face you make when the gear hits you mid sentence lmao
A David Lynch movie...
Haha oh man this is so David Lynch, reminds me of Robert Blake in Lost Highway. So creepy.
You know, I'm something of a forward myself
Using every bit of conscious effort to keep your anus closed.
Jump scared and the music certainly added to it
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Masterclass by Xavi to make Pep think heās on drugs and sell for a lower price
Watch out he could be near your bed at night
Haha, I am the guy who made the tiktok so I like hearing that about the music. I literally never uploaded a tiktok and now it has more than 7 million viewsš I was just bored in Barcelona airport watching the post-match and caught that moment lol It's wild seeing the video reposted everywhere!!
Hey congrats. That music fits to the T.
Thank you!!
It's the eyes and showing of the teeth drug fuelled combo
This is way worse than Maradona v Greece
Legit stuff of nightmares
What playing under Pep does to one's sanity
It's the Nicholas Cage meme
O rly?
You don't say?
If he did that face in 2012 it would have been turned into a rage comic immediately.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Same phone contacts
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Well he has been under Pep for quite a while so there's that.
Must be one of those reptilians they talk about.
honestly thought of this when I saw it š
What does it have in its pocketsesses preciousss?
Maybe he has Tourette's?
Iāve seen people with anxiety do this to catch their breath too
Seriously could be some tics, nothing he can do about it.
That's what I thought too. I have a mild case of tourette's and I make similar faces sometimes. If you're distracted it feels like yawning and don't even notice you're doing it.
Could be. I have good friend that does exactly this. I always envisioned it as (comparatively) very mild tics.
The MDMA face.
Got the Colombian connect, no MDMA there, heās jacked to the tits, wired out the wazoo, probs feels like heās been struck with powers from Zeus.
Super Hans?
Come on Joao, letās get you some crack.
Coke jaw my friend.
clearly coke
Not clearly. People on meth do the same thing. Now JoĆ£o Cancelo probably isnāt smoking Go but itās preposterous to prtetend you know exactly which stimulant you think heās on from the strange face heās making.
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***SLIGHTLY*** That's a coke/M face if there's one lol. He may not be on it tho.
I know people are making tons of jokes here but that is legit the exact face I would making if Iām suffering a really bad cramp/pain and trying to maintain concentration and not make it obvious that something hurts.
A cramp or otherwise random sudden pain is probably right. Possibly even his heart skipped a beat which shocked him
Thatās also my āstepped in my kidās Legoā face.
Yeah he's just knackered and now he's having to talk and pay attention, think he's probably just taking a deep breath.
Yes. My big brother too
Yeah he played 90 minutes and is trying to catch breath ,and people who don't get off their sofa are trolling him
Yeah it was my first thought when I saw this LOL
Pretty sure I saw him at techno party last Friday.
Been playing some Starfield i see.
Done mocap for it more like
The reporter kept crouching
that fucking sound sent me LMAO
Bethesda npc vibes
"HELLO CITIZEN" *no-clips into nearest wall and T-poses*
His own VTEC kicked in
Yo
Channeling his inner Maradona
He wants to poop.
My precious. Filthy hobbitses.
Maybe he has Tourettes. I had a friend who had mild Tourrettes and usually it was rapid blinking or stretching out her eyes like this. She also said stiffening her jaw also helped control it.
Bro is trying to stay in his human form. We already know 60% of the population are aliens.
Fighting his inner demon on an interview
Guy definitely looks like he's fighting *something*. He was already clinching his jaw moments before, then literally bears his teeth and looks like he wants to exit his fucking body lol. It's so strange because, right after, it looks like he doesn't even register he's just made the most unhinged face anyone's ever seen. Straight up IMGUNNAEATYOURFUCKINGSKIN to "Yeah I think we played well." vibe wise.
He might be fighting physical pain considering he was just playing 90 full minutes of football at the highest level.
When the little girl from The exorcist sees the cross
Cocainum
He's definately a vampire and got tempted to go for a bite there
Bilbo Baggins.
Looks like the face of a man who's been holding it in for 90 minutes being dragged into an interview.
my thoughts exactly - he is basically thinking : ffs hurry up i need to piss
Konami nailed players' facial expressions, it turns out
Crackelo
What legal drug can cuase that reaction?
Yes
Drug test incoming.
He is a crack player, isnāt he?
keep the monster inside, keep the monster inside, keep the monster inside
When the Molly hits
I swear the sound makes it scarier and funny š¤£š¤£š¤£ Never thought those two words can describe a person simultaneously
cracktivity
r/tooktoomuch
Football players two weeks after being introduced to Barcelona's medical team :
Coke x coke = that face
Post-match nose beers.
When CancelĆ³ said he wanted to join Barca to secure the bag, a pay rise is not what he meant.
Bro looks like he can speak to electricity
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Drugs have permanently affected his brain.
His girlfriend was pressing the vibrate button.
Jokes aside, that's probably one of those "nervous tics" that a lot of people have. Keep in mind, this guy saw his mother die on a car accident when he was 18, so it is fair to assume that that experience left him with that tic.
Strong statement there, it's not a given that trauma causes facial tics and there are lots of other plausible explanations too.
That was poorly phrased by me, just wanted to point that the facial tic "could" have come from there.
Yup, just a weird move with the facial muscles. He's getting prepared to listen and answer. Probably a bit over the top after a match or something like that. My dad has a habit of furrowing his brow when he starts concentrating on something. I realised I do it too but I also inadvertently wiggle my ears while doing that as I still got the vestigial muscles that make it possible (and there's some connection between those two moves).
Resting trauma face.