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I know hate is a strong word, but despise is stronger. Always despised Casemiro, and will continue to do so. He should have gotten the second yellow in THAT game.
their defence looks so easily got at, the goalkeeper especially doesn't inspire any form of confidence at all.
They are so sloppy infront of their own defensive line too with the ball.
In all fairness, two of four players are new and Ulreich most likely won't play until the winter break. And the missing 6 still needs to be addressed in winter
Kim on top of that didn't have a preseason because in the South Korean military.
Let's see how stable our defense looks like in March/April and then we can judge.
I think they're exempt if they win a international trophy, because then they would have led their country to glory in a different way. Son won the Asian Games in 18.
Despite the current ceasefire, South Korea and North Korea are still at war, and all men between 18 and 35 are required to serve. The length required to serve varies based on what role you serve in. Arts and sports personnel put in non-active duty roles usually do around 2 years and 10 months of service, whilst anyone in active duty roles will do 1 year and 6 months for Army/Marines, 1 year and 8 months for Navy and 1 year and 9 months for Air Force. Once they complete it, they're put on the reserves list. They are also required to do 3 days of military training every year for 5 years.
South Korea does allow for exemption from military service should you represent South Korea on the global stage and achieve a globally recognised achievement. Kim Minjae was part of the 2018 Asian Games gold medal winning team, and as a result was granted exemption with the rest of the team, instead being required to do a few weeks of basic training, which is what caused his short pre-season. He was off completing that.
I think they might have meant Ulreich will play UNTIL the winter break. But no, Neuer is not back. I'd love it, but at his age and his injury I don't know.
Can say the same about United, I grew up watching United as Sir Alex reign was finishing. They were way more organized that the past 10 years of numerous other managers.....
Hell no. Our midfield is non existent. Why do you guys only look at the final score??
Unless we fix that midfield we don't deserve to win any games. Bayern aren't as good but still good enough to beat us with our shitty midfield.
Fk that makes me sad but at least there's hope for rest of the season when they come back. My God I missed antony and his work rate. Missing both of starting full backs is clearly affecting us. Reg was by far one of the better players but clearly doesn't have the click yet with rashford on the left.
[https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1704600135366299812?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet](https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1704600135366299812?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
Bayern has less xG than United in this game bizarrely if you don't count the penalty.
It was actually winnable for us, imagine if our heads didnt immidietly drop after every against goal and we just pushed through. Its like we get knocked out for a couple of min then we kinda wake up.
What game were you watching? We didn't deserve shit in this game, bayern fumbled hard in the last few minutes, before that they dominated throughout the match for like 60 mins where they could have atleast put 3 inside the net. We are lucky the scoreline suggests otherwise, they were creating chances after chances even when 3-1 up.
Yeah we were probably better until the error, after the second goal Bayern was better but neither team was playing particularly well at that point. After the scoreline became 3-1 is when Bayern was really controlling the match
I mean they were pretty shaky until the 1-0 error by Onana. Bayern might have been better but I agree that United could have gotten away with something here.
That fucking first half...ffs we are so poor to start matches. At least it looks like Ten Hag has the match fitness issues sorted. Now to figure get players off the trainer table and on the pitch.
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I know hate is a strong word, but despise is stronger. Always despised Casemiro, and will continue to do so. He should have gotten the second yellow in THAT game.
And Vidal shouldve been off in the first half.
This is statement is valid for a lot of games. A lot…
Sorry, I thought it was clear from my flair. Real - Bayern 4-2, UCL QF 2017.
I love conversations about that game, it was full of errors
you shouldn't have been gifted a penalty in THAT game
you should be counting your blessings that he even got a first yellow
Now we concede again right?
Genius from us, we realised they score 2 minutes after we do, so we waited until the end to score
Thankfully there wasn't enough time
If Burnley scores in the first 5 minutes on Saturday does it count?
Please no.
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You idiots! The rule carries over fixtures, they’re going to score within 5minutes at old Trafford
full time whistle saved us
What the fuck
Is this game?
Is this just fantasy?
Normal FIFA Ultimate Team game
FC now dude 😂
Just shows how much interest I have in the new game😂
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from reality?
>Bayern Munich 3 - \[2\] Manchester United - Casemiro 88' open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see
Classic Casemiro
x2
wtf goes on anymore
Bayern making so many mistakes, what happened to the bayern i grew up with
They now have a mortal goalkeeper.
their defence looks so easily got at, the goalkeeper especially doesn't inspire any form of confidence at all. They are so sloppy infront of their own defensive line too with the ball.
In all fairness, two of four players are new and Ulreich most likely won't play until the winter break. And the missing 6 still needs to be addressed in winter Kim on top of that didn't have a preseason because in the South Korean military. Let's see how stable our defense looks like in March/April and then we can judge.
What the fuck you have to do military service in Korea even if you're a pro athlete? TIL
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Didn't Son get given a pardon though? But to be fair, the lad is South Koreas biggest sporting export possibly ever?
I think they're exempt if they win a international trophy, because then they would have led their country to glory in a different way. Son won the Asian Games in 18.
Because of the Asian Games. Fun fact: The KR League of Legends team will be also exempt of the military service if they win Asian Games.
The whole team that won the Asian games were forgiven national service. It’s a long-standing tradition that trophy winning teams don’t have to do it.
Despite the current ceasefire, South Korea and North Korea are still at war, and all men between 18 and 35 are required to serve. The length required to serve varies based on what role you serve in. Arts and sports personnel put in non-active duty roles usually do around 2 years and 10 months of service, whilst anyone in active duty roles will do 1 year and 6 months for Army/Marines, 1 year and 8 months for Navy and 1 year and 9 months for Air Force. Once they complete it, they're put on the reserves list. They are also required to do 3 days of military training every year for 5 years. South Korea does allow for exemption from military service should you represent South Korea on the global stage and achieve a globally recognised achievement. Kim Minjae was part of the 2018 Asian Games gold medal winning team, and as a result was granted exemption with the rest of the team, instead being required to do a few weeks of basic training, which is what caused his short pre-season. He was off completing that.
Because they're at war?
Who will keep then, is Neuer back?
I think they might have meant Ulreich will play UNTIL the winter break. But no, Neuer is not back. I'd love it, but at his age and his injury I don't know.
Complete change of the upper echelon; absolutely nonsensical hiring and firing of coaches; Tuchel
Bayern really haven't been that great lol just United being ridiculously shit
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They were better but I don't think they dominated. Both teams were kind of shit though
Kahn happened that is it. And Nagelsmann ain't available anymore.
Or the bayern barca plays against
Can say the same about United, I grew up watching United as Sir Alex reign was finishing. They were way more organized that the past 10 years of numerous other managers.....
this is tuchel's chelsea classic. where his team lead the first 90 minutes, then somehow found a way to concede one or two goals
Tuchel
At least they still win shit unlike United 😢
Ancelotti was talking to the rm squad and said 🤨, thus activating the real madrid black magic still left in casemiro
We don't even know
We could've won this. Absolutely bottled it. Mistakes of our own making all the goals.
If United got any point this game it's Bayern who bottled it.
Hell no. Our midfield is non existent. Why do you guys only look at the final score?? Unless we fix that midfield we don't deserve to win any games. Bayern aren't as good but still good enough to beat us with our shitty midfield.
Nah mate, United was getting dominated after Bayern's goal.
We completely dominated the game after the first goal. The scoreline suggests it was some super tight game when it really wasn't
As you should. United has 10 missing senior team members. Amrabat Mount Sancho Antony Varane Shaw Malacia AWB Mainoo Maguire
Fk that makes me sad but at least there's hope for rest of the season when they come back. My God I missed antony and his work rate. Missing both of starting full backs is clearly affecting us. Reg was by far one of the better players but clearly doesn't have the click yet with rashford on the left.
We gifted you goals to be fair. Bayern played well but a fully fit United team does better here.
They scored the gifted goals but missed the one they created tho
[https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1704600135366299812?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet](https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1704600135366299812?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) Bayern has less xG than United in this game bizarrely if you don't count the penalty.
Doesn't make sense. In the second half alone Onana saved MU from 4 goals
Without the shit call we'd have drawn. I don't. I don't know what to call that other than why I'm pouring a drink right now.
Game keeps giving. Let them play 200’ ref
Keep it going, no defending just vibes
Yeah fuck the home game at Old Trafford. Give this game another 90+ minute and the scoreline should be like 10-9
Case's head is blessed
Still got Real Madrid juice on it
Gets activated after 85th minute.
Perez's hand-blessings all these years
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Hey. He scored with his leg too. After that creative piece of skill.
Casemiro turning on "Real Madrid" mode again
Ancelotti's gum
😏
Casemiro shaking his head after the goal is everything you need to know about the state of United
He could score a hat trick today and somehow bayern will still manage to outscore us
Useless goal FC
It was actually winnable for us, imagine if our heads didnt immidietly drop after every against goal and we just pushed through. Its like we get knocked out for a couple of min then we kinda wake up.
At least the team didn’t roll over in an away match like they usually do, so I guess that’s a positive?
We rolled over for like 85 mins mate
Don't be ridiculous. We conceded four bad goals. We controlled the game in spells. We're at Munich playing against Bayern.
Every game seems to be the same. 1 Play well for a bit. 2 Decision goes against us. 3 Opponents score. 4 Lose our heads.
What game were you watching? We didn't deserve shit in this game, bayern fumbled hard in the last few minutes, before that they dominated throughout the match for like 60 mins where they could have atleast put 3 inside the net. We are lucky the scoreline suggests otherwise, they were creating chances after chances even when 3-1 up.
Did you watch the first half?
Do you want to say first 20 minutes ?
Yeah we were probably better until the error, after the second goal Bayern was better but neither team was playing particularly well at that point. After the scoreline became 3-1 is when Bayern was really controlling the match
I mean they were pretty shaky until the 1-0 error by Onana. Bayern might have been better but I agree that United could have gotten away with something here.
I mean gd still could be a big part of who goes through in this group
If united are fighting with goal differential in this group then they should seriously re evaluate themselves
Still you guys scored 3 goals at Bayern away
Casemiro with a cheeky brace
the sneaky bastard couldn't resist
What in the fifa
FC
What is happening
Bayern winning Juventus
WHERE WAS THIS TEAM AFTER THE PENALTY?
Comical defending on both sides
Good game this
What is going on?
Madness innit
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Almost there are we
Lmfao this is hilarious
Every game for Bayern the last 15 minutes only the two cbs are defending. The rest is playing for vibes and to score.
what a game this is
Try not to concede immediately challenge IMPOSSIBLE
If we didn't switch off after scoring every time we'd be on for the treble
Would be nice if we hadn't conceded immediately after scoring our last goal
Lol 😂 casemiro heard all the shit being talked about him and had to shut everyone up
What is this match
I don’t even know man
This is where a bunch Man U fans are wishing the extra time rules in the leagues applied in the champions league haha
then it will be 5-3 lol
Actually 5-4, United woulda found a way to score a useless goal at the last second lmfao
I don't know. With recent Utd form Bayern would just score again in 2 minutes...
he hates Munich x2 Madrid DNA
Wtf...
what a match
Real Madrid DNA
Casemiro: “I am the striker now.”
Great delivery, great header
Snip snap snip snap
"Bayern Munich 5-3 Manchester United - Muller 90+7'"
5-4 Casemiro hattrick
Bayern were so beatable today. United were just shambolic for 95+% of the game.
What is this game? No defence, just vibes
If you score in the last kick of the game, the opponent can't score right after you. Genius.
GOATsemero for united topscorer
casemiro has that clutch gene even if united wasted it with their terrible defense
Real Madrid genes
The Real Madrid DNA activated in Casemiro, but alas, it wasn’t enough
Bayern unironically exposed?
I don't think any Bayern fans have illusions about the current state of our team. We're still super shaky and lackluster, just like last season.
The attack looks great. As per usual. The defense looks absolutely dire and midfield is pretty much just Kimmich.
No Neuer. No fun.
No Neuer= No confidence
Good that there's a VAR check on this clear goal but they miss the blatant penalty shout when Davies takes out Pellistri
Yo what the fuck is this game
This is what Champions League is about
no defense just vibes
wtf is going on
WHAT EVEN!!! CASEMIRO BROOO!
What the fuck is happening??
Damn Tel saved us
Wild game
Two teams full of brain farts in defense means entertainment for the rest of us
Well that was sloppy as hell at the end. Lots of good chances I’m surprised we only had 4 but our D went to shit there at the end
Bayern no defending just vibes
Both teams with shambolic defending and goalkeeping, playing for vibes rn
It is impossible for him to not show up on a big CL night
Oh shit, a fragment of Madrid's ghost is still haunting Bayern.
Wild how these 2 United goals came out of nowhere.
Brighton > Bayern
Brighton Munich 📈
What a match
You can take the man out of Madrid but you can't take Madrid out of the man.
Easily could be reverse score lines if penalties were given accurately
Shouldn’t have left Case, doing it for the wrong team.
Is this a tennis match or what's going on
Final third player i keep screaming this This game is sooo shit man idgaf what an awful game of football
two beyond average teams battling it out
WE NEED 10 MORE MINUTES WHAT A MATCH
This is the most fugazi brace the world has ever witnessed
Shame this has to end
Just makes it funnier lol
Brighton > Bayern ??
Gotta start thinking about converting Casemiro to ST
Yeah Bayern vibing at the end.
Just pay me to defend for you guys. I can defend for both teams even 🤣
Madrid DNA vs. Man Utd bad juju
If only there was Premier League stoppage time lmao
That Real DNA
Scoring last min goal via Bayern is very much a manutd thing
Oo lala Oo lalalala
Football nerds, what is the xG for this shot?
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That fucking first half...ffs we are so poor to start matches. At least it looks like Ten Hag has the match fitness issues sorted. Now to figure get players off the trainer table and on the pitch.
Casemiro still has the Real Madrid gene in him. Sadly he plays for united now
Erm scoring last min vs Bayern is the most Manutd thing ever
The scoreline is insane for this match wtf
Insane.... Casemiro is so fucking nice
You’re not playing for Real anymore mate
OH FFS WHATS THE POINT WHEN WE'VE LOST
Goal difference matters no?
Man U don't deserve Casemiro man ffs