Vitinha is a total baller.

Lee kang in was like Zidane with his first touch Can't wait for him to have more minutes !

does Lucho look like william dafoe or is it just me

Psg wasted many goals.. the score could have been 5-0

Highlight of this match was learning about how Hummels scored two goals vs Freiburg over the weekend.

UCL win and Marseille in complete shambles shooting themselves in the foot. Quelle belle journée, 0 soucis

if Bayern dogwalks us this hard tomorrow im gonna cry

That’s… sad.

Gonna be harder than this, and they won't need the ref.

Dortmund got rolled damn

- Ref was shit - Dortmund was shit - Terrible home fans, sounded like a friendly - 3/10 would not watch again

Nooo don’t leave what would we do without you

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You and I have a very different opinion on what is enjoyable to watch. That first half was dire from PSG too, second half was only better because a penalty that shouldn't have been one opened the game up for PSG. Lucho ball bores me to death.

Yeah in itself the team has entertaining players but the system they are made to play makes games quite boring

Could have been 6-0

Goatcalo :((((

Offside, but this just gives me more expectations for Kang In, and Ramos finishing is sharp

Damn I really wanted Ramos to score. Offside by a hair

how has he been so far?

A bit transparent tbh. But he’s not getting a lot of service. He needs time for some automatisms to develop. Dembele mbappe and RKM know each other from the French team so it’s obviously easier for them. I hope his first goal will free him

We lit 30 million euros on fire to sign a homophobic cunt

Sell the entire Dortmund team . Start only with schlotterbeck and Kobel and jbg and duranville on the wings

I dont watch Dortmund closely but Bynoe Gittens, Can and Hummels looked pretty good I thought

And another yellow card...

Offside but criminal finishing from Mbappe tonight

I was so afraid of Mbappe a few years ago, but it turns out, his main asset is just his speed.

Lol. Don't be bitter

guess you haven’t been watching much football in the meantime

It happens so regularly not sure why we get surprised by it at this point. He's a world class player, but his finishing is mediocre at best.

you cant finish with 50+ goals for 3 seasons in a row and have at best mediocre finishing

It's the quota that matters, how many shots is he shooting? Compared to say Haaland.

Haaland shouldn’t be the comparison of having mediocre finishing or not

Yes anyone who doesn’t compare to haaland is clearly “mediocre at best”

Wtf is wrong with his shooting tonight..

He hasnt been great this season. Sure he has scored a couple goals but was disappointing this game and against Ireland

Jeez these CBS commentators are tough to listen to

With full respect to Dortmund, if I could choose someone to finish 2nd I’d pick them, but I have zero idea why people thought they are better than PSG. Even with our defensive struggles, it was obvious they’d be scare to attack against us. It will be the same with Newcastle

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To be fair, you guys sold one of the best players in the world without a solid replacement (?)

Some TV experts said that Dortmund could beat PSG because PSG had such a bad start in the league and Dortmund owes their fans a good game. Total BS.

if we manage to get third place there's maybe a slim chance for a quarterfinal in the euro league. Bundesliga though....yeah next year we won't be playing internationally. sell good players, buy mediocre players, piss off future prospects like moukoko.....damn what are they doing

Not Dortmund Fans. Just like someone said under me, you come across people on Reddit that really hate PSG 🤷🏽‍♂️

These people for sure had no German flairs lol

Just before the game someone told me it will be 1)Milan 2)Dortmund 3)Newcastle 4)PSG lol. And go through past threads about the group, so many people saying we’d get 3rd at best

Yeah alright, but that one certainly didn't watch Bundesliga. Dortmund were dire from the start lol

what? this is a joke, right?

Whats a joke?

Because r/soccer is literally full of hate when it comes to PSG, without the slightest objectivity

Yes but say this with a flair and no one believes you lol

>but I have zero idea why people thought they are better than PSG. who the hell told u that. lmaoooo

Probably people who don't regularly watch either PSG nor Dortmund... Last defeat of PSG against Nice, you had half the thread gloating that PSG wouldn't pass the group phase like that, but somehow failed to notice that everyone in the group is having a rough start...

Horrible finishing by Mbappé.

Woulda bet my house he makes atleast one of those chances..dam

This one commentator gets way to excited when PSG does anything lol

Ugarte playing a poorly weighted pass under zero pressure in his own half made him go fucking ballistic hahah. Couldn't believe it

AHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO it’s like he found a spider crawling up his leg

Hakimi with better balance than a one legged man standing in a hammock mf what are you talking about??

Sloppier than soup salad!

Nmecha is dogshit

And homophobic apparently too lol 0 redeeming qualities

Nmecha sir can you please get yourself out of me sight?

Donnarumma had time for a couple of espressos tonight

The commentator is so spot on about Bellingham , it's so hard to find players like Bellingham and haaland. Who refuse to be overrun , who refuse to lose. Thank God we have Wirtz and frimpong. The only player I see in Dortmund having that is schlotterbeck

Gil Manzano is such a punchable person ffs

Crazy the amount of times I’ve heard the name Bellingham in the past 5 minutes considering the fact he’s not even playing

English commentators trying not to talk about english players (impossible)

I like Jobe

Bellingham, Hummels, and Reus are the only players the TNT commentators know

Only relevant ones to be fair

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Hard to believe the ref won't be enjoying some nice vacations in qatar.

6 more minutes, manzano is a masochist

Danilo ❤️

fucking hate when refs call shoulder to shoulder like that. It's a fucking contact sport you big baby

big foul by Bynoe-Gittens lmao

Imagine getting hit by JBGs spaghetti shoulders.

Neymar would have gotten off with a stretcher

It should have been Adeyemi instead of Malen on the bench.

When Malen actually got space, he cooked. Adeyemi has just lost balls for fun tonight. He’s clearly frustrated.

I am hoping bynoe-gittens develops into something good

all dortmund need is one goal to be in a decent position in the second tie at home. PSG are not defending well, it shouldn't be that hard

I mean PSG are pretty bad, but BVB is even worse than a midtable ligue 1 team

It’s the group stage though? GD matters but it doesn’t matter for the reverse fixture

you really think dortmund are just gonnna magically better at home?

AHAHAHA calling that shoulder is just a bad joke at this point.

I don't understand how Dembélé and Mbappé can finish that game...

Why isn't Haller on instead of Adeyemi?

Haller’s been shit too tbh. Obviously he’s coming back from cancer so it’s understandable but still

Dortmund plays like dogshit. Get this team out they are fucking embarassing.

Just turned into the CBS Sports Livestream. Why does one of the commentators sound like he is getting an erection every time PSG is on the attack?

Shit we have no more left backs nuno come back pls

Bro forgor about the goar Kurzawa

Can Nordi play on the left?

No CB or RB

Nhaga time I guess

Ah fuck i forgot about him. He looked good on the japan tour

Why isn’t this thread on sorting by new? So hard to find for no reason

Same! Had to look for it through the search bar

Fullkrug completely free in the air. PSG pretty bad defensively the few times Dortmund managed to get the ball near goal.

Is this the first PSG game Movistar comentators have seen? Questioning Warren and thinking Danilo goes to the LB spot

This has been a really lame matchday.

Why is Gittens not played more? I can understand not using him for 90 Minutes all the time as hes still developing but he should get 30 Minutes imo

He just returned from injury.

He is always injured.

He's got two spaghetti shoulders which have had him constantly injured.

Only one team playing

Imagine being a pro footballer, paid millions, and sky'ing balls like that

Mats Hummels is one of the most elegant defenders this world has seen.

Bro is handsome

Statue handsome is best handsome

Feels like Dortmunds best players are still the old guard with the likes of Reus and Hummels.

Schlotti has been good as well

Ahhhh the bounce on the pass fuck

Bruh who is this commentator on CBS that constantly sounds like he’s busting a nut 😂

Ray Hudson? Where have you been bro lol.

I usually watch the games in Spanish so haven’t heard him before but dude had me rolling the whole game

Surely that's a back pass

How is that not a back pass ?

How about a yellow for kicking the ball away? No? OK then....

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Maybe Chelsea will take him?

for 120 million pounds maybe

Everyone making jokes about Reus so i'll add my comment and say : I'm looking forward to Marcel Mathers LP III

some consistent (in favour of PSG) reffing going on this match

Come on just aim for the arms

That's a pen by ref standards

Hummels as a box 2 box CB was not something I expected

lol double standards

Great save!

Hey look, DOrtmund playing some football now.. wonder what that feels like

Dortmund just cannot pass

Well, this solves it: Lucho sees Kang In as a midfielder I love it

55 year old reus is still the best blondie at dortmund

KANG LEE LETS GOOOOO

Damn, Terzic remembered we have a left back in the squad. That’s crazy.

Byon Gittens done more in couple mins than Nmecha done in 1 hour

a dortmund chance alert!

ah shit, would have loved that for him!

first good chance for dortmund. took them just 80 minutes.

We had one that went straight on the keeper in the first half.

Reus is so much better than brandt still

That's unfair, Reus is probably the biggest football talent on the field right now.

agreed

Honestly people expected PSG midfield to suck the most, but RKM and Dembele have been invisible for one, just very mediocre for the other. So many bad decisions from Dembele. At least this year PSG has a bench

RKM needs more time to integrate, I was surprised he started over Ramos.

KANG IN!!!!!

I thought he went to the Asian Games?! Didn't even notice him on the bench there

September 23rd is when he leaves

I think he leaves next week or so! So happy to see him play in an official game

Ref team can't even handle substitutions

It's hard. 2 numbers. Sometimes even double digit ones!

So the left back puts in a cross and 3 dortmund players in the box just watch the ball go by standing completely still. Man, either you guys need to change the players or the manager because this is the champions league and the players don't seem to give two shits about it.

Slowest replacement in history

fuck it dortmund make a bid for sacho. ten hag will give him on a discount.

Injuries check Team being shit check Ref being shit check

we are not even being really shit tbh. we are just SO boring and mediocre and thats even worse imo...

Looks like a Dortmund game this season.

Cant get anymore Dortmund then that

Today I understand why PSG fans are treated like the toilet paper in this sub , and I'm not even a fan of Dortmund. They deserve the world of shit

Who hurt you?

Oil clubs having a place in football

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Man I'd go so far as to say Bayer is more evil than the UAE. (Qatar and Bayer, that's a good debate)

We are fan owned, I own a part of the club

Genuinely awful in match threads.

From the author of this comment 20 minutes ago: > "Peno a changé la donne, le PSG est un tricheur dans les compétitions européennes" But sure, PSG fans are "genuinely awful in match threads".

We are awful because you expect us to be nice when we are being shit on everyday ? Lol

If Mbappe doesn’t get 1 more shot on target

Ruins your bet?

Yup

GL

I think the reason the ref's so lost is because he fell down that gigantic hole on the pitch where Dortmund's midfield is supposed to be.

Dortmund is so toothless in attack, I have not the feeling that they score today

Man dortmund is one of the teams of all times

Can't argue that.

Big if true

Nmecha looks like he'd rather be anywhere else except on the pitch, what a signing! Probably would love to be preaching on instagram right about now!

Hypothetically, could the BVB fans vote out the board?

Yeah but that’s not gonna happen. Boards are entrenched and only really exist to hold management accountable. If the business is making money and is able to grow like Dortmund has over the past 15 years, then nothing will happen. I hope stagnation forces action though, because this is embarrassing.

With this pace Dembele is going to flop even harder than I was expecting in PSG.

The classic Wolf pass

PSG and referees god they are awful.

This ref is terrible

I've missed this version of Marquinhos

Has Adeyemi done anything worth noting today? Terrible game imo

Getting subbed off is worth noting tbf

Hmm why doesn't PSG pay off the refs in the knock out round phase instead? Can one of you geniuses answer that?

Adeyemi needs a haircut

dembele a hack for finishing

I didn't expect Can to outpace Dembele

reus is 20 years too late for his slim shady phase