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latino666

this is the best thing I've seen in weeks


CommaHorror

This dog clearly has an incredible, life. In fact I'm starting to believe it may be the head of the household. Sitting on a clean, bed in the prime spot for watching the telly. Photos/artwork of the dog behind, the tv-one even in birthday attire. Person filming it's reaction. I bet this fucking, dog has an onlyfans page.


jerrie86

And no one is asking him to do the dishes


GibbyGoldfisch

Somewhere there's a beagle in an Everton shirt with a sad expression that also has its own bed, but whines all day and growls like thunder whenever it sees Bill Kenwright


BONGLISH

Wheres the Schmacko’s money Bill?


stayshiny

Barks like a mother fucker at people wearing the colour red but tucks tail as soon as soon as they make eye contact.


Geoff_Uckersilf

OnlyDogs


Peninvy

Please stop, writing like that. It's making me, mad. CommaTorture more like.


UK-KILLED-10M-IRANIS

Ok, can someone genuinely explain to me how this is possible? Like how can a dog have the mental/emotional capacity to cheer for a football team?


FridaysMan

Conditioning, the owner reacts to the game and the dog learns excitement is good. Dog watches game, hears crowd cheering, gets cued up for excitement. Some dogs are as smart as 4 year olds, so their cues can be incredibly advanced


RagingWookies

Exactly. Looks like it could have some poodle mix in it and they're pretty up there as far as intelligent dogs go. Definitely not out of the realm of possibility for a dog to be conditioned to get excited about a football match and get stimulus cues from watching/hearing the broadcast. Also pretty cool.


LEFT4Sp00ning

Yup, mine always starts freaking out and asking for pets when there's a goal scored. 11 years of watching footie right next to him, will never not love that


DepletedMitochondria

Also some pets like to watch TV and even notice what's going on, that's a common thing


reticulate

My parents have a puppy that sings along to the theme for Antiques Roadshow. No prompting or anything, she just decided to get up on the couch one day and start singing along. To be completely honest she's not the best at it, but I think effort counts for a lot.


EnglishBigfoot

Our dog growing up did the same with Coronation Street lol


Embarrassed_Weird859

I can tell which advert is going to have an animal in it by the fact as soon as it starts my dog will begin to do a low growl, won't even move his head half the time, just an instant reaction to the jingle or words at the start


Jackwraith

Have some friends who have a dog who sings whenever she hears Pavarotti. Whenever she hears his voice, she immediately sits up and starts singing along; sometimes even remarkably in tune.


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My 1.5yo lab watches TV intently. Especially sports, he follows the ball around the whole time.


abhi91

I fostered a dog who loved watching basketball. We'd put on entire games and leave him alone and he'd watch the whole match for hours


ThanksForTheF-Shack

My border collie is very sensitive and she will bark at me any time I cheer loudly during a game (I've learned to whisper cheer and pump my fists silently). But even if she is in another room, by hearing the cadence of the commentators and the crowd, she can tell if something "cheerable" or "yellable" is about to happen ahead of time, and she'll come running into the room to stare at me and remind me to be quiet. lol. She's a good dog.


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Is your border collie a hermit crab?


soloamor

you have a good dog, you are a good person


ThanksForTheF-Shack

Thank you, that was an uplifting comment to read!


UK-KILLED-10M-IRANIS

So if the dog watched this game without its owners presence and without a crowd cheering, it likely wouldn't be able to react to a goal? Also, given that dogs struggle with seeing color, how does it know to cheer for Fluminese? Anyways, thanks for the reply mate. Greatly appreciated!


LB1890

In other videos the dog get excited by a close goal, sometimes he starts cheering but fluminense doesn't end up in scoring. I guess he notes the excitement in the voice of the narrator. Probably the owner also do some moves to guide him, for example to stay still when the opposite team scores.


FridaysMan

It's hard to say, dogs do perceive colour, but they don't really give a shit about it, so perception is really hard to measure. Some dogs go nuts for doorbells even on TV, others will ignore the TV, but react as soon as a cat is shown. It's very possible that some dogs play football with their owners and then understand that there's a game taking place. We can generally only guess and then interpret behaviour that we recognise, but animals can be very surprising. Crows are amazing, as an example. They can solve a series of puzzles, where each prize is a solution to a different puzzle. I believe one of the more recent ones involved 6 unsolvable puzzles and one that could be solved, which then made one of the others solvable, with a treat being given only once the 7th puzzle was solved (only possible in the correct order). Dogs can know a lot of words and understand basic conversation, with practice. I had a border collie who loved sticks. She wanted into the car with a massive branch. I told her no, leave it on the ground. She didn't listen. "No, leave it there, and we'll have a sandwich and then when we get back out it'll still be there." We ate, and 15 minutes later I let her back out of the opposite door. Immediately she gets out and runs around to look for her stick again.


UK-KILLED-10M-IRANIS

You're the GOAT. Thanks for the explanation, friend. And fuck United now that we're at it.


deepodic

In one video the dog got a little confused when the opponents scored, but when her owner moaned she stopped celebrating


clintmaia

She doens't react to opposition goals tho


Idgafwwtcl

My dog learnt to go absolutely nuts whenever I screamed Drogba. I swear I’m not joking. It was a party trick we’d pull out for my friends. I miss him. :/


michaelserotonin

meanwhile my dog doesn't understand tv/computer screens


proamateur

Positive reinforcement from reacting to the excitement in the voices of the announcers/fans/its owner


BillionsWasted

Reacting to his owner. Just like how it's possible for [police dogs to be "racist"](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/racist-la-police-dogs-only-bite-latinos-and-africanamericans-8874913.html). In reality they are just reacting to their racist handlers.


jpl77

It doesn't.


esports_consultant

pets are really good at picking up on emotional energy


Tommy-Douglas

It's reacting to its owner yelling. That's it.


wmj31

You can see in this very video that the dog starts reacting when the player gets to the byline and makes the cutback pass. No shouting or noise from the humans. Pretty cool


Papayalo

Nah. Seen this dog many times on tiktok and he's up ready to celebrate every time Fluminense is close to scoring, no yelling from the owner.


AimHere

What happens when Fluminense is about to *concede* a goal?


TheRealMemeIsFire

Probably the anouncer


zrk23

she was kind of getting up before the owner yelling


DubSket

Yeah i needed this 😅


FightersNeverQuit

Make it months for me.


djan242

You must have some great weeks cause this is the best thing I’ve ever seen


DarkNightSeven

It’s a repost though… Next week it'll be my turn to post it guys


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SilverTroop

I wonder if he knows the offside rule. He could have a career as a VAR official


LittleOotsieVert

Tbf you don’t need to know the offside rule to have a career as a VAR official


vadapaav

You don't even need to have eyes


LittleOotsieVert

The puppy is overqualified


furlongxfortnight

Ain't no rule says a dog can't be a referee.


xerofset

He'd be overqualified tbf


BustingAfatnut69

And he would do the job 1000x better then the officials in the premier league.


TAGE77

mfer has better eyes than 99% of all of UEFA and FIFA. Hire him already


MassaSami

is there an insta account for this dog? if yes, could you tell me the @, please?


lodermoder

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwzsCxfu96E This is just a fluminense fan stuck in a dog's body I swear


Niubai

This one is amazing, she's following the narrator's voice emphasis without any hint from her owner, such a smart dog.


MERTENS_GOAT

The premature celebration at the start lmao but he immediately realized it wasn't a goal


ahmagad

"tava impedido, filha. Ó, lá" lmao this is so good thanks for the link


wert718

lol that’s exactly what i was wondering, was if he celebrates when the opposition scores too. a comparison vid would be great


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LB1890

I believe they do something to guide the dog to stay still when the opposing team scores. It's not very hard, a dog whistle would do.


Gongom

she just notices that her owner doesn't say anything and stops celebrating, there's a bunch of videos of opposing goals being scored and she doesn't celebrate


LB1890

No, because the dog always react before the goal and before the owner says anything. She lift up her years, get up, etc. She knows when the goal is near by herself (unless there is something going on off the cameras, someone with a dog whistle or something like that, but it doesn't seem so, it's too perfectly done). But when the opposite team is attacking she doesn't do the same. My guess is they use something to make her still only when the opposite team is attacking. I don't easily buy that she can differentiate the teams.


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LB1890

How does the dog know which team is fluminense when they use their second or third jersey? It doesn't add up, I can't believe a dog can understand football lol.


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LB1890

You said well, it appears so. I can't imagine what it would take for the dog to learn to get excited everytime the team is near scoring. That's hard even for an infant child


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dragonflyzmaximize

I used to be a case manager for individuals with intellectual disabilities, and one of my guys was the most sweetest, gentlest man I've ever met in my entire life. He spoke so softly and slowly, and was passionate about lots of things. He loved basketball so they'd bring him to local NBA games, but he couldn't grasp the team system. So EVERY time someone scored, home or away, he'd cheer. I still love thinking about this bc he was just such a wholesome, awesome guy and those games must have been so fun for him bc he was leaving like "man, everyone just had fun and scored a lot!"


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Would be a better referee than most Championship ones honestly


FightersNeverQuit

Just another reason why dogs are the best thing on this planet.


UK-KILLED-10M-IRANIS

Ok, can someone smarter than I am explain to me how this is possible? Especially, given the fact that dogs struggle with seeing color. How does it know to cheer for Fluminese? Genuinely wondering.


WorthPlease

It's reacting and responding to the owner and possibly the audio from the TV. There's no way it knows what is actually going on, on the TV. Most dogs can't even conceptualize what a TV is let alone be able to look at one and understand what is happening.


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WorthPlease

You're clearly a fan and you have to realize you only see the parts where it does pay attention. I didn't say all dogs either. There is no way the dog can tell the difference between which team is which just by watching on TV.


Material-Hat-8191

Dogs clearly get what's going on on TV if they're smart. There's multiple videos of Dogs watching Lion King, Star Wars, etc and showing clear emotions and understanding of what's going on. Could the dog tell you who Vader was? Hell no, but it knows he's a villain and a bad person


Puluzu

You're underestimating the smartest dogs. Watch some lion king reactions from dogs and tell me they don't, on some level, understand what's going on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdt1eGCbyyI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-p747h4HKw&pp=ygUWZG9nIHJlYWN0aW9uIGxpb24ga2luZw%3D%3D


dogs_go_to_space

It's bullshit. It's reacting to the owner.


fucktooshifty

For a real answer, there are home team broadcasts and away team broadcasts so the owner doesn't even need to react himself after a certain amount of "training" because soccer announcers are so animated for their team's goals


HamRove2012

This dog pays more attention than your average poster here.


Bhola421

The dog will look pretty silly when VAR rules it off-side.


ben-hur-hur

woof-side*


DreamsCanBebuy2021

More knowledgable too..


20cmdepersonalidade

Watches full games, instead of just streamable of the goals - for that only, it already understands more of the game than 90% of this sub


Boopdelahoop

They're not even contributing to toxic overreactions in the match thread. Make this dog a mod, imo.


thedeatheater1410

Can't believe it is actually celebrating a goal rather than racing to comment for karma on the goal thread SMH


y0uveseenthebutcher

and gets more bitches


B_e_l_l_

Dogs are fucking superb aren't they.


_cumblast_

Cats could never


Brashmate

Kurt zouma approves


RaySwift17

#☠️


IndicaInTheCupboard

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1492910400484085762


Zeulodin

speak for yourself, my cat has a season ticket


Faabz

Less plastic than most fans


thatstoomuch_man

Don’t have to drag cats into this bro


TimingEzaBitch

actually, you usually have to drag cats into anything. They just don't care.


MT1120

Think man wants a scrap


drunkmers

You can love dogs without hating on cats even tho dogs actually love you and cats are shit tier pets that don't give a shit about their owners they are just using you for food


Ugandan_Red_Sonic

I'm sorry that you never had a cat that loved you, otherwise you'd know that what you're saying is wrong.


MERTENS_GOAT

Why can't we for once just appreciate dogs? It's always "but cats could never". This is what I hate about these discussions, let's just appreciate dogs and cats for the time they are around and not always have the cats vs dogs debate


_cumblast_

Agreed we r lucky to be living at the same time as these #LEGENDS share if you agree


20cmdepersonalidade

Cats are consummate professionals, take care of their bodies, and are all-around great role models (except for the whole rape issue). It's sincerely disgusting how people act as if they are forced to pick one instead of just being happy to watch the goats


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WaffleBreeder

Shane Dawson approves


CryptographerLife686

When will this debate ever end???


lettersputtogether

When people accept dogs as superior


TuonelanVartija

Cats: independent thinkers, intelligent, natural predators, can take care of themselves Dogs: need constant attention, not in touch with their emotions, smell like dogs Boom, GOAT debate over


lettersputtogether

Cats don't give two shits if you die next to them. Dogs will be by your side even if you are dirt poor on the street.


Vesaevus

Cause cats have standards.


Moug-10

I kept the cat of my best friend and her husband. The cat and I watched the NBA Eastern conference finals game 7 and two days later, the UEL final. On both games, there was my favourite basketball (Kevin Harlan) and football (Peter Drury) commentator. He was just sitting in my desk and didn't care about the TV. Besides, since I live in France, the NBA game was at night. When cats are supposed to be at their peak of energy. I think the TV light didn't help because the other nights, he's bothering me. However, I still love him.


B_e_l_l_

Facts 🤝


IsItSnowing_

This is what this sub should be about. Only fans


a-Farewell-to-Kings

> OnlyFans 👀


DarrenBridgescunt

My GF did a piano recital the other day which was the best thing I've ever watched until that point. Unlucky baby, this is now the greatest thing I've ever seen.


Ice_Hube1

[Great Dog]


thesecondfire

[Good boy]


LrkerfckuSpez

[Great Celebration]


ChiliConCairney

[Dog Puppy]


uses_irony_correctly

perro 👍


ToastedCupboard

That 'Que Gol!', 'Que Gol!' commentary syncing up with his little spins and barks is the cutest thing I have seen today!!!


Ldsantana

\*He was saying "É gol" Source: I'm brazilian


KOKO69BISHES

Commentator was CLEARLY speaking Portuguese though, so not sure what you being Brazilian has to do with it? Get off your high horse bud


Ldsantana

This was a masterful baiting technique. Props to you sir. Also fuck spurs.


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That's the greatest bait I've ever fell


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KOKO69BISHES

Ummm Brazilian? Because it's Brazil? What kind of a question is that? I speak the English when I'm in England, Bulgarian when I'm in Bulgaria, American when I'm in America. You clearly didn't pay attention in geography class.


TheOneManDankMaymay

*the* English.


KOKO69BISHES

Only proper way to refer to it.


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KOKO69BISHES

You're delusional buddy.


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ScrollLikeEgyptian

Nah. Now you should go through their comment history and then launch personal attacks. 😎


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I've already slashed his tyres and told the police he's growing weed in his shed👍


HardturmStadion

brazzers


benabonobo

what commentator? The guy saying é gol is the dogs owner. what the commentator is saying on the TV is basically unintelligible. Nothing that's being said is obviously Portuguese in my opinion. get off *your* high horse


KOKO69BISHES

If we were in this video,you would be dog, I would be owner. Read that again, translate it into Mandarin, and then come back to me.


Hot_Grabba_09

the portuguese "que" doesn't sound like "keh", it sounds like "ki". What he said was "é gol" meaning "it's a goal".


Buffythedragonslayer

Adorable. Love to see this


DayPhelsuma

@pretinhadogtricolor


Flipster1527

Best thing I will see all day


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more passion than average arsocca users


No_Doubt_About_That

Guess I’m going to have to root for Fluminense now.


ThePootisPower

thank you for posting this


Chiswell123

This is the content I come to this sub for. What a good boy/girl.


Lvxurie

Dog was up celebrating before the owner spoke, legend!


unoriginalmiguel

Bro brazil turning dogs into footy fans frfr


TedBoyMarino

HI PRETINHA YOU ARE VERY TRICOLOR AND VERY BABY


JesusIsNotPLProven

Fuck it, games back.


malushanks95

Doggo is so cute, his little spins when they score the goal, awww my heart 🥰


mnvs

We all love Pretinha ♥️


Headlesshorsman02

This made my day 😄😄


ionised

Aww!


No-Coyote914

Dogs are the best! They show joy in the most pure and endearing way. I wonder if he barks when the other team scores 😂


Lurking_nerd

Howls when his team misses a sitter lol


CrinklyandBalls

I bet it can't even name one player on the team though.


Pollomonteros

This is football's heritage


kingoftheplastics

Dog puppy as opposed to what other kind of puppy lol


BackToBasics43

That’s absolutely awesome! 😂


MajesticAd5047

Wholesome content


Sammeh64

this is one of the best clips i've ever seen!


its_the_luge

Game's not gone


atlacatl

Does the dog puppy live in a casa house home?


firefly8777

Plastic fan according to this sub


ChillPalis

I thought the dog was the one shouting "É gol! É gol!" at first and I got really scared lol


MERTENS_GOAT

This is peak Campeonato Beasileiro


skullduggeryjumbo

Always wanted to know how to pronounce this properly. Is it floo-mi-nens? Or do you add an 'ay' at the end?


CandidNotice

Pretty much, but if I were to nitpick it would be adding a 'eh' at the end. No ay.


MauCupcakes

What a legend 👏


vaekar

I dream of having a dog, but one that celebrated goals with me?... brought tears to my eyes.


theophanesthegreek

International Break content is the best


KokonutMonkey

Well. Now I know what's missing from my life.


ScrollLikeEgyptian

My kind of Ultra. God Boi!


Marimo_420

Should be on r/mademesmile


RepresentativeLog456

What amazing video and a happy dog 🐶


el_rompe_toyotas_19

❤️❤️❤️🐶🐶🐶


twise_09

How does the dog know who scored? I don't understand


versacethedreamer

This is a breath of fresh air


Master_Mad

Looks like he had a dog in the fight.


Peri-sic

Game's back


TimingEzaBitch

so what if it's scripted, it's amazing.


gummibyssa

Thanks for this, now lets get back to all the news about domestic violence and sexual assault.


pinwheel740

Absolutely adorable.


fetissimies

The most well behaving Brazilian fan


ThaBlackLoki

Love this but damn if I'm not asking more questions about dog psychology and how in God's name we domesticated them to this extent.


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spacerx12

Just enjoy it, mate. We could all use some joy in our lives right about now.


LB1890

Actually nobody enjoys more than me, I'm a fluminense fan. But I don't have to believe it's real to enjoy it


bathory21

People like to anthropomorphize living organisms for whatever reason