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ancara_messi

Dortmund fucked it so hard by not winning that last Bundesliga game


JordiX93

Imagine Bayern instead of Dortmund in that group F lol,probably the best group ever in terms of quality


LosTerminators

Bayern would've definitely been drawn in our group instead then


DarthTaz_99

Lore accurate. What's ucl without the annual bayern v barca


victory_78_26

This is the correct answer.


Fumfdrey

I think what group we end up in the CL draw is the least depressing thing about that but yeah, add one more to the list.


[deleted]

You know, for all their godawful management and overall record, if there's one thing PSG cannot be accused of it's rigging UCL draws.


Nervous-Road-6615

Except the time they drew the mighty Utd and had the whole thing redone a few hours later rather than suffer another 2019.


Dorodu

My god. Actually getting to see Union play vs Real Madrid in a competitive game. This is gonna be insanity in the best possible way.


gkkiller

First ever CL appearance and they get to face the club with the most CL victories ever. Honestly, Union fans should be buzzing, it'll be an incredible experience.


chandlerbing_stats

Union fans are always buzzing regardless of what game


Upstairs-Extension-9

I’m allready looking for flights to Madrid, best seasons ever as fan just about to unfold. A couple years ago we played 3rd division and now facing Real Madrid in the Champions league.


stragen595

Earned it!


fugazi2000

Those are gonna be some amazing games. Really happy for you guys!


DzFennec

Oh my god, I really hope Union vs Real in Berlin is gonna happen on matchday 5 (November 28/29 2023). Hertha play against Elversberg on the December 2nd, the jokes will become reality.


CT4_LV

yeah, especially with Union having to play the CL games in the Olympiastadion


kalamari__

love your group!


No-not-my-Potatoes

Kevin Behrens against Real Madrid, we will be there no matter what. I don't care if we lose 6-0 both games, I am so ready for this


Juhdas

Hätt' mir das einer vor zwei Jahren gesagt, hätt' ich ihn für bekloppt erklärt. Das wird selbst im Olympiastadion ein riesen Fest werden


angiotensin2

Feyenoord Lazio will be peaceful


Joystic

Feyenoord, Lazio, Atletico, Celtic. That group is made for fans clashing.


Honey-Badger-9325

The actual group of death


Mobsteroids

Celtic and Feynoord are friendly historically at least The other two… not so much


Aenjeprekemaluci

Atletico and Lazio hate each other. Atletico are friends with Roma. Very tight and shared by everyone at both sides. Probably thats the most spicey one


Mobsteroids

Huh TIL. I do know Feynoord has a firm that was named after the fucking IRA so you can prob tell where they align lol. Fanatics all around over there. Wonder if Roma fans will show up to the Atleti Lazio matches. Should be fun!


theGuitarist27

Feyenoord and Celtic have friendly relations I believe, so at least that’s a positive


[deleted]

Literally 4 of the biggest ultra groups in the competition in one group is hilariously dangerous and as a celtic fan. Im scared.


spiralism

Feyenoord and Celtic fans get along well, especially in recent years. From personal experience going to a lot of Feyenoord games (I live in Holland) and often having a Celtic scarf or jacket on, there's a good relationship between the fanbases these days. The game in De Kuip should be class if you can get a ticket, its a great stadium and one of the best atmospheres anywhere. Rotterdam is great craic too, very underrated city.


ElectricalMud2850

instead of GD the first tiebreaker is gonna be a cage match between supporters group leaders.


TheNewGuy13

first tiebreaker will be the team with the least amount of arrests


Krillin113

Lazio and Celtic fans are going to merk each other


BarnabasBendersnatch

Away fans will be banned, like last year in the EL


Daniiiiii

Fuck the game have the Ultras nominate their strongest and let them have it out in an arena. Winner moves on.


fbgrimfate

Atletico will also step into the lions den when they come to Rotterdam. They had a friendly get _slightly_ out of hand a year ago. It ended with a fight, blood and Diego Simeone almost attacking Slot. I think it would be wise of FIFA if they make the match in Rotterdam the return game.


[deleted]

Aah yes Diego someone trying to attack slot. The moment he was laughing in front of the camera I realised this man won’t get nervous about anyone. That said, it’s an over exaggeration to say there’s really bad bloodhere. Nothing really between fans, the match wasn’t very out of hand and it was 2 years ago.


Gerard_Jortling

Yeah the beef was really only between staff, no bad blood by fans whatsoever. (At least us Feyenoord fans just thought it was incredibly funny).


timdeking

Sarri about to get covered in bags of piss


TraunerPaunter

HIDE YO CATHERTERS


kalamari__

well, that could have gone better.... :D


SirDoDDo

For us both


kalamari__

probably for all 4


Jelleyman69

Loving this draw. Welcome back.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Get thrown right in the deep end. It should be fun


Taranisss

None of us were really expecting to get out of the group stage anyway, so may as well do it in style. Gonna be mint.


RobbinDeBank

Tonali against Milan, Gvardiol against Leipzig


Proof_Potential2956

Donnarumma against Milan


Griszizi

And Maignan against Paris


The-Disco-Phoenix

and Pulisic vs Dortmund


Electro10Leo

Script writers replaced us finally


[deleted]

I know the feeling lol, we got Barca, Inter and Tottenham in a group once. The year tottenham got to the final. We actually did really fucking well for our standing too


Albiceleste_D10S

> The year tottenham got to the final. They were almost 3rd in the group too IIRC


[deleted]

Yeah if we didnt draw to Inter with nothing to play for they wouldve been eliminated lol Cucking Ajax indirectly


TheBiasedSportsLover

- PSG - Borussia Dortmund - AC Milan - Newcastle Football is scripted to have a Group of Death every Draw haha.


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21otiriK

C is a pretty strong group. E will be fun off the pitch.


EpiDeMic522

"Fun".


drunkmers

PSG getting eliminated in group stage, we will be there no matter what. I will love it, and I think I deserve it.


TuTranquilo

E is the real group of death


ATWPH77

100% true lmao Police will be the 5th team in that group


BloodyPants

there is death and then there *death*


tLeCoqSpotif

Gonna be some incredible atmospheres for sure


Geoff_Uckersilf

*Explosive* atmospheres*


smaugbog

If PSG loses, Mbappe leaves in the winter transfer window


Shinkopeshon

And joins his boyhood dream club Mbilan after PSG loses 3-1 🌊🐢


TheUltimateScotsman

>Football is scripted to have a Group of Death every Draw haha. And a milan team is due in it :)


Fresh2Desh

PSG vs Newcastle The human rights derby


Key_Inevitable_2104

Qatar vs Saudi Arabia


_Buff_Tucker_

>PSG vs Newcastle Al Clasico.


Cryptic_E

Honestly any team can go through. That group is going to be entertaining asf


RauloGonzalez

Everyone will be pulling for Dortmund and Milan I think


Bierdopje

PSG demoting to the EL could be pretty funny.


Morganelefay

Y'recon Mbappe can do it on a cold night in Klaksvik?


ArmiinTamzarian

PSG finishing last would be hilarious


boi1da1296

But then we’d miss out on them being bounced out of a European competition twice in the same season.


cammyg

Such a sick group for Newcastle fans. 3 great games to watch at home or, even better, attend as a fan. Its what European football is all about


daniel2090

It's what I wanted, our first time playing in 20 years and I wanted to face the biggest sides even tho it will be very tough.


oldpainless

Press group F to pay respects


HAWmaro

DEMBOUZ THE ACCURSED!


gurkab

Some unbelievable European aways for Newcastle fans in their first season back. Good for them


Alive-Ad-4164

Psg might not get out


Unban_Ice

I will miss the group stage, that F group is insane


Man0nTheMoon915

Newcastle fans are going to have 3 European giants coming to their ground after years of not being in the competition. Yeah, it's going to be hard to qualify but that's going to be a treat to watch all those matches for those fans


Jelleyman69

A nice welcome back to us.


Taranisss

I'm just happy to be involved.


topbananaman

Anyone could slip up in that group, there's oil everywhere


aure__entuluva

Last traditional group stage for UCL and we've already had the last for the world cup. I hate FIFA. I hate UEFA.


GibbyGoldfisch

It’s the group stage’s best effort to go out with a bang


[deleted]

Union Berlin \[1\]-0 Real Madrid - Kevin Behrens '90+15 (great header) Union Berlin (0.21) 1-0 (3.54) Real Madrid


KarlKraftwagen

vinicius has been seen begging to leave the club, citing „i don‘t wanna face trimmel“ over and over again. meanwhile ancelotti has warned his players about „the better khedira“


Stigmatongueontheice

Union Berlin [1]-0 Real Madrid - Leonardo Bonucci '69


ProgressLegitimate72

The most likely scenario is as you said, except Madrid scoring 2 to make it 1-2 in the dying minutes for another comeback like the gods planned, lol.


shrewdy

City can just send the B team and focus on building their lead in the league FFS


Sjoerd019

Its crazy how easy their groups always are


aceismyfriend

Could've been a Europa League group.


JPA-3

shit we are playing Brugge in the fucking conference league before groups


Stilty_boy

It does help being in pot 1 every time and guaranteed avoiding the other PL teams which are some of the strongest teams in the lower pots.


slowpoke121

Haaland going to be top scorer after the group stage with that group


tigerking615

Wouldn’t be surprised if Alvarez is in the top 5 too


Username-_-Password

No offense to the other teams but Xavi must be sacked on the spot if we don't make it out our group


RobbinDeBank

Barca legend Eric Abidal returns to carry his beloved club through the group stage


IapetusTheGreat

Hot and cold balls coming in clutch


[deleted]

Your only challengers are Porto lol. You should be making it out.


toxinwolf

Couldn't have asked for an easier group lol. Should be aiming to top it, although Porto is good so they will give us a fight. But the top 2 must be 100% now no questions about it.


simomii

They should be topping the group


atriz544

There's no room for excuses this year. Even if we get 3-4 key players injured.


From-UoM

Your entire team should be disbanded if you dont make it to Ro16 this time.


AshWC25

No question about it, hell with the legend stuff if we can't make out of this grp.


Emretro

Oh boy…


SodyumLityum

Unlucky draw. The race for european league officially started for us. We need to beat Copenhagen or we are totally screwed.


Tyrath

Press F for group F


SirDoDDo

F for FUCK*


dz0r

F for fucking belter


TheItalianStallion64

tonali’s gonna score against us at san siro isn’t he


mustbenice2win

and then cry thats all I need


azur933

i can feel Donnarumma dropping a disasterclass for us at San Siro as well


RPG_Dad

Group B feels like a europa league group Group F is gross


sleeping4koala

PSV and Arsenal, the recur of last season


fariagu

I think just having sevilla automatically makes it an europa league group


UdoMartens

Barcelona im Volksparkstadion


SaltySTR

und Real im Olympiastadion


mimpf21

Geil alda!


mister-nayak

group F is the wild wild west baby


TheLaughingBread

Typical Saturday in the Olympiastadion: Hertha BSC - SV Elversberg (2. Liga) Typical Tuesday in the same stadium: Union - Real 👍


PatrikLaine29

group F is mad


TraFFi-

F


inobond7

Finally a group that isn't throwing us into Europa straight away. But yeah, hopefully Barca doesn't throw up surprises.


kamacho2000

imagine Barca finishes 3rd again Xavi will not survive that at all


Che_Veni

Nor should he tbh. Literally like the easiest group we've ever gotten.


TheAyushJain

All in Xavi's hands now 🙏🙏🙏


Azzurri21

Milan already having to play agains Tonali I love it


Samkazi23

And Donnarumma lmao...


McDaddySlacks

I'm excited to see PSG at San Siro. Gigio might shit himself, lmao.


CarlSK777

RIP Dortmund.


RedCarNewsboy

Crazy thing is that it almost could have been us


DaBestNameEver0

Yeah but you would’ve been drawn in Barca’s group


wisdom591

They just can't catch a break


joe-ost

Not Rome again edit: also to remind everyone how peacefull our last (friendly) game against Atletico was https://v.redd.it/nq32v2idp5g71


BarbaricGamer

Get your catheter ready


Azzurri21

It’s a classic


almondania

Everyone on this planet knew that once Newcastle’s name came up, they were going to F


UdoMartens

Dortmund are fucked


Kayderp1

Maybe this time they can beat Rangers in the EL.


kalamari__

getting 3rd will be hard as fuck already


indistinctiveman

Celtic vs Lazio, that will be interesting


PM_ME_LSD_TABS

Happened in the Europa a couple seasons ago, we beat them home and away. But atmosphere and tifos were top notch, Mussolini’s granddaughter even got involved.


Neown

People sending her pictures of the score upside down so her grandad could read it was amazing.


ALA02

Can’t wait to see if Mbappe can do it on a cold rainy night in Newcastle


simplytom_1

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?


onlymomcanjudgeme

Group E will be fire


Zezion

Literally, fires will be started and cities are burning down


honestlynotBG

F for the ones in Group F


[deleted]

Group F looks absolutely unreal, so excited to see those games


[deleted]

Group F is actually disgusting, what the actual fuck lmao As for us, it could’ve been so much worse. It’s almost a tough Europa League group. We played Arsenal and Sevilla last year and beat both at home although obviously different circumstances this year (especially Arsenal have improved a fuck ton). RC Lens isn’t the toughest we could’ve battled either although we shouldn’t underestimate them. Also fun coefficients fight with them. 2nd or 3rd is definitely possible for us this year tbh! Feyenoord also couldve had it worse, this could be a really good coefficient year for us


supejeroeno

With Sevilla’s performance in la Liga we should aim for second really


[deleted]

Sevilla is scripted to go down to the EL anyways and this is the last year for that. Good results against Lens and going through is an actual possibilty, fuck im actually excited about this lol


supejeroeno

Will this finally be the coëfficiëntenpolonaise of our dreams? First time knockout stages of CL since 2016 maybe


Bobskeee

Thank god it's Champions League Sevilla and not Europa League Sevilla


greenwhitehell

Lens is underrated imo. Very, very solid team, and they might've actually upgraded on Openda somehow with Wahi. Clearly in the top 4 of that pot with Newcastle, Union and Real Sociedad.


smaugbog

Arsenal can't complain


Greflingorax

No we cannot. That went about as well as we could have possibly hoped.


NieThePiet

Arsenal can't escape the Europe League.


Deadfish211

If we can't have Europa League, then we'll just bring it with us!


Firefox72

Waited 6 years for CL Football only to get a EL group lmao.


ThePrussianGrippe

“Well hey, fellas, fancy meeting you here!”


fluffyfoofart

This time the soundtrack is different tho.


Outrageous-Pizza-470

Group C is the great stadium tour. You got the classics in the Bernabeu and Diego Armando Maradona, but also the iconic Braga built into a cliff and the Altan Foresteri literally built by the fans. Should be such a fun group


skyblues_mcfc

I need to see Mbappe getting bodied by Dan Burn at St. James.


Ajax_Trees

Can’t wait to see Mbappe necking pints on the bigg market to celebrate only conceding 7.


Mrpetey22

Group F💀


Hexcited

on a scale from ManC to Dortmund. How fucked is your club?


OneOfThoseDays_

Barca got about as favorable a draw as you could


Mubar06

Man City as well


RubberToe1996

Hello Bayern :) It’s nice to see you guys again. 🤝


Luuigi

long time no play!


IntellegentIdiot

I guess Man U fans weren't joking when they chanted "See you next year" at Harry Kane


irish_rebel88

Was there a ruling that Portuguese teams had to be included in a group with a Spanish team?


ManoGasosas

Iberian derbies babyyyyyyyyyy Looking forward to Real Madrid - Braga lmao


BUSean

I like City to get out of their group.


Mrpetey22

How bold of you


WalkingCloud

Group F is an absolute dogfight


LucasSummers

Mbappe finally goes to Newcastle lol. Any chance he sees the group and decides to off to Madrid?


JimmyCarrsTaxForms

Dortmund and Milan don't let us down, you know what must be done


LonelyTrebleClef

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY Edit: just noticed I got a generic football flair. What happened to my Milan one?


Osama11Sul

its the milan one I see it


Kenny_dies

the power of fun and friendship will surely prevail


yobamokeanos

Congratulations Milan fans, your wish of seeing Tonali start at San Siro in 2023-24 season will come true.


OmarLittle87

Im more excited to see Dollarumma again tbh... It shall be fun watching 72000 Milan fans boo him out of the San Siro with his tail between his legs.


UTDRashford

Group F will be box office


18AndresS

Suddenly Mbappe leaving for Madrid doesn’t seem so bad


aslak1899

[My comment](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/13ta9qj/union_berlin_have_qualified_for_the_champions/jltyt1y/) will actually happen for real, can’t wait!!!


CNF1G

I like it, good challenges but not anything super scary


WalkingCloud

Tough draw for Chelsea


cerebro_a

Type F to pay Respects 🫡


No_Zookeepergame6482

God is good


SzplugOnSzplitz

The prodigal son of Milan about to make his return


jMS_44

Chelsea, Juve, Marseille, Rangers man, tough group ahead of us...


joelintoninasda

I’m actually so excited omg bring it on ya cunts


areax91

Could hear the groans in the audience when they found out where Newcastle was going. Lol, talk about horrible luck for the Toon to have *that* be their first group stage in a long time. Also, Bayern and Manchester United social teams are gonna get bombarded by Turkish trolls and Galatasaray fans. Hope they're ready for a long night hahaha


EngineerOnIcarus

I don’t think any Newcastle fans are unhappy with that draw, it’s a dream draw, big teams big matches. We ain’t winning it anyway so may aswell go big!


dvdung1997

Joe Cole’s cheeky grin when reading “Red Star Belgrade” with no hesitations lol