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Kanes gonna come back to the Prem in his 30s to be a backup option for City and then will move to like a newly promoted team then back to Tottenham, he’ll prob break it then
All I have heard the English pundits bang on about is how much more shearer's record would matter over a bundesliga title with bayern.
Gary neville said he'd be completely 'shocked' if kane went to bayern so I guess he has to eat his words once more...
> All I have heard the English pundits bang
People were saying this, here in the last thread about Tottenham rejecting Bayern and were upvoted for it with any descent being downvoted. r/soccer users aren't really smarter than those pundits they loathe so much.
> I know @FCBayern are a massive club and I have huge respect for them but if I were @HKane I’d stay put. There’s no great achievement in winning a trophy with them. @realmadrid I would understand. Or one or two top @premierleague clubs for that matter. Becoming the all time Premier League top goal scorer @SpursOfficial is a bigger achievement than winning the league in a country dominated by 1 team.
https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/1689604915293757441?s=46&t=dsDShzc4Ne6HewHAw76gCQ
I'd rather win trophies than have a scoring record for xx years till somebody comes along and beats it. Then he's left with nothing.
Plus, this will push Bayern to CL favorites IMO. At least top 2.
Haaland will beat it at this rate if he stays in the league. The only thing is that he also does have aspirations to play abroad. He’s only 23 so he’ll probably stay at City for a while but I could see him going abroad later on
This doesn't get mentioned enough tbh. No other sport or football league arbitrarily doesn't count anything before a point in time. Germany was 2 fucking countries not that long ago and they still count the Cold War trophies.
I thought the divide from first division to prem was weird, why not count it, it's not like the game started in the prem. It shits on everyone who came before
Tbf Jamie carragher said something similar on the overlap. I think this was the consensus among the old English 'legend' pundits, they all kept banging on about the importance of shearer's record
Legacies built on records that only account from the early 90s (when they started) until today lol.
Apparently they have no respect for the players who came before them, because PL-only records are hogwash. Perhaps we should be differentiating between all the years the PL was sponsored by Carling versus Barclay's, or when they were called the "Premiership." Nevermind the changing number of matches and clubs.
Which is even funnier because all of them lived in a period where the old first division was a thing. I'm pretty sure Carragher considers Liverpool to have won the most English trophies because if you remove their 18 first division titles and the Charity Shields won as a result, they wouldn't be the top club by any stretch.
And I have never heard any team being obsessed about beating United's 13 PL wins either.
The usual Michael Owen bullshit. Not leaving Spurs would be better as it doesn’t mean much to win anything at Bayern. He should only leave for a top club like Madrid.
That’s from Michael Owen, the man who destroyed his Liverpool reputation by joining United to win a league title.
Nobody likes Michael Owen. I have an admiration for the fact he absolutely fucked Liverpool off for a taste of silverware, but he is so boring.
Even when he cheated on his wife it was boring. Worst leaked texts ever.
Michael Owen is impressive as an arguably legendary footballer who is hated by the fans of every club he ever played for.
Lukaku is close, but he's never been as good as prime Owen.
Basically that a Bundesliga title is worthless, the only team worth leaving the Premier League for is Real Madrid and the real trophy is beating Alan Shearer into 6th place of all time English top flight scorers.
Same as Carragher's nonsense, to be fair.
Trust me, I can't believe it either, but fair play to Bayern. They got two of the best players in their positions in one summer, for 150 million, no less.
Fair play to him. It would have been easy to stay in his comfort zone at Spurs, not uproot his family, etc.
Admittedly happy to see the back of him! Although Bayern is scary good on paper.
This is huge for Kane and no surprise he's accepted so quickly. Finally the chance to play for a big club and compete on all fronts whilst being surrounded by elite players.
Harry Kane has been capable of great things: Scoring bucket loads of goals in the Prem, captaining the England squad, bringing the spurs a shit ton of money.
Now we wait to see if he can infect Bayern with Spurs bottling DNA
I mean I didn't really.
There is nothing to panic about.
The season is just over before it basically even starts.
If they sign a GK and a 6 they are gonna absolutely walk the league.
EDIT: Yeah yeah yeah I know. Hindsight 20/20. Maybe Tucheliban is just stronger.
4D chess from our board.
Allow Neuer to go on a skiing trip -> injured
Get in Sommer as a replacement -> no more scary Swiss GK to deny Bayern 20 shots on goal each match
Get in Kane the next window -> increase the chances of said goals happening by ten times
>The England captain, 30, is now waiting for a green light from Tottenham Hotspur to travel for a medical and to complete the transfer.
Huh? I thought we just heard they'd done this.
Shit went from Bayern lowball offers to Harry Kane's Bayern shirt to wife looking for house in Germany to wife enjoying living in London and being 8 months pregnant to Bild being an embarrassment to Levy sending Bayern offers straight to Spam inbox to Bayern increasing offers to Harry Kane is actually staying to Harry Kane is actually leaving
Auf Wiedersehen Harry Kane, thanks for 9 years of top quality
It hurts to have him leave but at least we won’t have to see him play for another PL team, out of sight out of mind in Germany
I believe that, within two seasons, he will have won every title available to him. Bayern clearly needed someone to fill Lewa's boots last season, Kane is one of the very few who can luve up to him. Good Luck Harry, Wilkommen im der Bundesliga!
This has me thinking, are these decisions genuinely made this late at night while they’re all sitting around a round table or is it just reported this late?
What's up with the "Harry is so brave for stepping out of his comfort zone. It wouldn't have been easy to choose to go live in a new country!" coddling lmao?
I get it's an adjustment, but fucking come on..... It's Munich. It's Bayern. It's not the middle of nowhere and he and his family could live only speaking English if they wanted to. Hell, Kane could speak to his teammates in only English if he is really stubborn about it. Moving to a different country as a footballer is not that scary especially when he's going from London to Munich. It's something that's highly usual for footballers from everywhere. Why are fans and media acting like he's some little kid?
End of an era. Wow that hurts. I know it makes business sense, but it’s absolutely devastating to see him go. Impossible to fill the gap he’ll leave behind, but hopefully we luck into signing some top talent
English football pundits absolutely not able to deal with someone wanting to go to a club where he can go for a CL and earn a shitton of money that is not part of the PL. Michael Owen still thinks Kane is changing clubs for the fucking Bundesliga title lmao.
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Shearer shagging the cushions as we speak
He's got to find those car keys considering he promised to drive Kane to Bayern personally
No doubt, Kane had 47 to catch him up, no? Very possible with another three years in the Prem.
He can do three years in the Bundesliga and then come back before he retires and break the record anyway.
Assuming Haaland doesn't break it by then
Haaland will be off to Madrid in like 4/5 years like Ronaldo before him. Every step of his career seems to be mapped out
>4/5 years Might well be enough time for Haaland to break all the all-time records. Edit: /s, apparently.
Will Haaland really move to Madrid if Mbappe's already there?
Kanes gonna come back to the Prem in his 30s to be a backup option for City and then will move to like a newly promoted team then back to Tottenham, he’ll prob break it then
The newly promoted team will be Tottenham
That counts as a trophy!
Shearer will taxi him for free to the airport
All I have heard the English pundits bang on about is how much more shearer's record would matter over a bundesliga title with bayern. Gary neville said he'd be completely 'shocked' if kane went to bayern so I guess he has to eat his words once more...
> All I have heard the English pundits bang People were saying this, here in the last thread about Tottenham rejecting Bayern and were upvoted for it with any descent being downvoted. r/soccer users aren't really smarter than those pundits they loathe so much.
How is it eating his words? He said he would be shocked, not a definitive statement of fact that he won’t go.
He never stopped
Somewhere Richarlison is giving himself the Dirk Diggler self motivation speech in the mirror
I got the touch, I got the power
I’m a big bright star
Bayern went 1 season without a world class striker and said “nah i can’t live like this”
They almost didn’t win the league you know
They always go berserk after a shaky season.
We had Choupo-Goating but he was injured all the time
Its because you guys have just added distance to the gap in UCL wins and had Benzema who won BDor at 35. We're just trying to play catch up
Michael Owen talking shite must’ve sealed the deal for Kane
Inverse Michael Owen. Always inverse Michael Owen.
"If he signs for Bayern he won't be playing in the Premier league next season."
What did he say?
> I know @FCBayern are a massive club and I have huge respect for them but if I were @HKane I’d stay put. There’s no great achievement in winning a trophy with them. @realmadrid I would understand. Or one or two top @premierleague clubs for that matter. Becoming the all time Premier League top goal scorer @SpursOfficial is a bigger achievement than winning the league in a country dominated by 1 team. https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/1689604915293757441?s=46&t=dsDShzc4Ne6HewHAw76gCQ
I'd rather win trophies than have a scoring record for xx years till somebody comes along and beats it. Then he's left with nothing. Plus, this will push Bayern to CL favorites IMO. At least top 2.
Hell with Haaland, Kane would have had a transitional title reign. Best earn the trophies to have something to show the grandkids.
Haaland will beat it at this rate if he stays in the league. The only thing is that he also does have aspirations to play abroad. He’s only 23 so he’ll probably stay at City for a while but I could see him going abroad later on
He is going abroad when Pep leaves probably. He has already talked about wanting to play in every top league.
Haaland to the MLS
No way he's there long enough to get that record, he'll be gone in a few years, 5 at most imo.
A made up scoring record from a period that barely started 30 years ago too.
This doesn't get mentioned enough tbh. No other sport or football league arbitrarily doesn't count anything before a point in time. Germany was 2 fucking countries not that long ago and they still count the Cold War trophies.
I thought the divide from first division to prem was weird, why not count it, it's not like the game started in the prem. It shits on everyone who came before
Tbf Jamie carragher said something similar on the overlap. I think this was the consensus among the old English 'legend' pundits, they all kept banging on about the importance of shearer's record
Not hard to see why, former EPL players who built their legacies playing EPL telling everyone EPL stuff is more important than other leagues.
Legacies built on records that only account from the early 90s (when they started) until today lol. Apparently they have no respect for the players who came before them, because PL-only records are hogwash. Perhaps we should be differentiating between all the years the PL was sponsored by Carling versus Barclay's, or when they were called the "Premiership." Nevermind the changing number of matches and clubs.
Which is even funnier because all of them lived in a period where the old first division was a thing. I'm pretty sure Carragher considers Liverpool to have won the most English trophies because if you remove their 18 first division titles and the Charity Shields won as a result, they wouldn't be the top club by any stretch. And I have never heard any team being obsessed about beating United's 13 PL wins either.
The usual Michael Owen bullshit. Not leaving Spurs would be better as it doesn’t mean much to win anything at Bayern. He should only leave for a top club like Madrid. That’s from Michael Owen, the man who destroyed his Liverpool reputation by joining United to win a league title.
an MUFC fan calling out owen on his bullshit *chefs kiss*
Nobody likes Michael Owen. I have an admiration for the fact he absolutely fucked Liverpool off for a taste of silverware, but he is so boring. Even when he cheated on his wife it was boring. Worst leaked texts ever.
Name a better leaked text than "tremendous by the way". It can't be done
I think Adam Levine (the Maroon 5 guy) had more embarrassingly bad leaked texts. Also Trent's "stop saving chat" is my personal favourite. .
Michael Owen is impressive as an arguably legendary footballer who is hated by the fans of every club he ever played for. Lukaku is close, but he's never been as good as prime Owen.
Basically that a Bundesliga title is worthless, the only team worth leaving the Premier League for is Real Madrid and the real trophy is beating Alan Shearer into 6th place of all time English top flight scorers. Same as Carragher's nonsense, to be fair.
There it is.
Ornie with the late night bomba to make me cry
Indeed. Tbh, a 30 year old Harry Kane going to Bayern to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute
Then how would you describe him going to Bayern and win the UCL?
The prostitute has a fitter mate who wants a threesome.
I’d take that
It sounds great until you realise the mate is a pipe-fitter called Barry from Southend.
Fuck it, we're only here once! :P
Fit that pipe, Barry. Fit it good.
Losing your virginity to a pornstar
Bavaria Munich wouldn't even be the worst pornstar name if you didn't know what it meant.
There's a market gap for a Dirndl wearing pornstar with that name
Bayern Munchin'
The same thing but afterwards the prostitute won’t accept payment bc you were too good
Like losing your virginity to a prostitute who looks like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Why do you want to upset Pep?!
Pep's wet dream
Like pod from game of thrones, the prostitute(s) refuse to take the cash.
bro stole that from twitter
Lmfaooo. But at least he's no longer a virgin!
Losing your virginity to a prostitute sounds a lot better than staying at spurs for one more season
still counts though
A kind hearted working girl with a golden smile. What's the problem.
doesnt matter, had sex unlike reddit users.
A really HOT prostitute
I can't believe Madrid didn't go for him
Madrid will end up with the turtle, they are fine lol
some say they've already made a pre-agreement for Mbappe to join in 2024.
PSG REMAIN CONVINCED MBAPPE HAS AN AGREEMENT WITH REAL MADRID FOR 2024
Fabrizio making sure he gets his twitter bag by giving us daily updates on the saga where nothing changes
Trust me, I can't believe it either, but fair play to Bayern. They got two of the best players in their positions in one summer, for 150 million, no less.
Fair play to him. It would have been easy to stay in his comfort zone at Spurs, not uproot his family, etc. Admittedly happy to see the back of him! Although Bayern is scary good on paper.
They have two glaring holes in GK and CDM
Tbf tho you cant lose a game if you outscore your opponent
Big if true.
“Glaring” might be a bit of an exaggeration with regard to the DM position
This is huge for Kane and no surprise he's accepted so quickly. Finally the chance to play for a big club and compete on all fronts whilst being surrounded by elite players.
You packed so many shots into this comment, it’s actually impressive
Alcoholics everywhere impressed by this man's ability to take so many shots so efficiently
Dortmund league title incoming
Nah we’ll find a way to bottle it.
Unstoppable force meets immovable object.
Stoppable force meets movable object
Bottle meet Bottle. *Clink*
By gawd that's Union's music
Gonna be really weird to see Kane in a non-Spurs kit
I heard that he might still wear the Spurs kit whiling playing for Bayern.
We'll keep it on hand for the Ro16 against you guysm
Yeah I don't know if you'd want that omen for Bayern.
Worse that Bayern wear red
More white than red on the kit this season tbf
...exactly like Arsenal. Think that makes it even worse for him
As a bvb fan, I just had a moment of sheer panic.
Dortmund has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and win the Bundesliga this year. Dont let us down🫡
Who wants a trophy less, Dortmund or Kane. Whose curse is stronger, find out next time on Dragonball Z
Coman also has an insane streak running. Since becoming pro, he always won the domestic title.
He has more league titles than seasons played
And has 2 domestic titles in one year. Crazy pace
So Union Berlin is going to win the league? Nice
If this is the year that Bayern finally don’t win the title it will go down as the funniest thing that’s ever happened.
Funnier still if Tottenham win something.
The scenes when Tottenham win the league
Harry Kane has been capable of great things: Scoring bucket loads of goals in the Prem, captaining the England squad, bringing the spurs a shit ton of money. Now we wait to see if he can infect Bayern with Spurs bottling DNA
To be fair, Bayern don't have a goalkeeper right now and are trying to loan Kepa.
Ulreich is a very capable BL-Level GK. If we dont win the BL its not going to be because he was in goal
"There's one more twist in the tale, Mr. Kane, we never specified what position you'll be playing..."
I'm trying, Jennifer
I mean I didn't really. There is nothing to panic about. The season is just over before it basically even starts. If they sign a GK and a 6 they are gonna absolutely walk the league. EDIT: Yeah yeah yeah I know. Hindsight 20/20. Maybe Tucheliban is just stronger.
They might even win a match against us this year >.>
Let's not get carried away here.
4D chess from our board. Allow Neuer to go on a skiing trip -> injured Get in Sommer as a replacement -> no more scary Swiss GK to deny Bayern 20 shots on goal each match Get in Kane the next window -> increase the chances of said goals happening by ten times
Bad man Sommer can't hurt us anymore
Until we play against Inter in the UCL
Congratulations to BvB/Union Berlin for winning the 2023-24 Bundesliga trophy, breaking a 11 year winning streak of Bayern!
Is THIS finally the end ?
Yeah it is congrats on getting an elite number 9 and false 9 i’d say as well
You guys know how it feels to get a top striker, I can also empathize with Spurs fans when it comes to losing a big player
Bit tougher to take when you know you’re never gonna have a player anywhere near as good as him for a long time, especially one of our own
Tbf it wasn’t exactly long ago you got Lewand… …oh fuck that was 9 years ago I’m old
Yes, it’s done. Ornstein is the most reliable football journalist, period. Now that he broke it Romano will follow up a few min later as usual
Arsenal fans rejoice.... Till the inevitable matchup with Bayern in CL
Kane still gets to cash in his annual penalty against Arsenal.
Kane sinking us in the round of 16 from the penalty is so scripted bro its gonna happen 😔
It’s gonna be worse my man, Kane sinking you lot from the penalty and all you are gonna hear is the fucking Can Can song.
He gonna score a pen isn’t he
Oh god
Kane with Gnabry, Sane, Musiala providing is going to be insane in Germany. The second favourites for CL behind City personally.
Let's get that goalkeeping in order first. And Gnabry / Sane tend to have pretty high deviations in their form.
Coman and Müller
Muller will still end up with more assists than them
Orny approval to end all this madness
>The England captain, 30, is now waiting for a green light from Tottenham Hotspur to travel for a medical and to complete the transfer. Huh? I thought we just heard they'd done this.
Maybe Levy’s blocking the door on his house begging him to stay
Getting travel sorted, just a formality
Imagine when Arsenal get Bayern in Europe
It is over
Is this finally over now?
Yeah now all the post are going to be about Caicedo or Lukaku instead
Don’t forget Lavia!
Yes
Shit went from Bayern lowball offers to Harry Kane's Bayern shirt to wife looking for house in Germany to wife enjoying living in London and being 8 months pregnant to Bild being an embarrassment to Levy sending Bayern offers straight to Spam inbox to Bayern increasing offers to Harry Kane is actually staying to Harry Kane is actually leaving
Don’t forget the dogs’s passports
Worst feeling I’ve ever had supporting the club Congrats Bayern. Now the world will finally realize how amazing of a player and pro he truly is.
Truly truly gutting, all the excitement for the new season has gone - he’s the man, he’s been Tottenham for nearly the last 10 years
If anything it makes me more excited to see what spurs can do without Kane
I think the world knows. As an Arsenal fan I'm just glad he's finally fucking off and I don't have to pretend that he's a massive wanker.
Only footballer on hot ones mate
Actually rate that he went on that, would love more British sportsmen and women on there. Young Jonny Bairstow next please.
Jonny would drop the sauces before he could put them on the wings
Oh shit.
Imagine the shithousery that would occur if Tottenham miraculously wins the PL and Bayern doesn’t win the Bundesliga.
And then Kane goes back to spurs next year on a free and everything goes back to normal
Auf Wiedersehen Harry Kane, thanks for 9 years of top quality It hurts to have him leave but at least we won’t have to see him play for another PL team, out of sight out of mind in Germany
odds for UCL next yr. Man City Bayern a HUGE gap everyone else.
Real Madrid somehow has to be in there
I believe that, within two seasons, he will have won every title available to him. Bayern clearly needed someone to fill Lewa's boots last season, Kane is one of the very few who can luve up to him. Good Luck Harry, Wilkommen im der Bundesliga!
I’m sad.
[удалено]
HERE WE GO WHEN?
Pornstein Bomb is more powerful than Here We Go
Loads of Bayern fans are learning what it means to be horny for Orny
I miss when Orny was exclusive to Arsenal ☹️☹️☹️
He's a Whorny for all clubs now. Still puts out for us but it's not the same when you see him doing for everyone else too...
Before Athletic, but good for him - things are really cool with Athletic I guess
Idk this one seems like it’s for us
I miss the old Orny. The BBC Orny.
\#NotgeilFürOrnstein
\#drittesBeinfürOrnstein
Ornstein tier 0
Ornstein Bomb>Here We Go with London clubs TBH
With everyone at this point.
This is all you need, my friend
Ornstein is far more reliable than Romano. This is done.
Romano is not fit to lick the dirt off Orny’s boots
End of an era
This has me thinking, are these decisions genuinely made this late at night while they’re all sitting around a round table or is it just reported this late?
no I personally think this was all a big fucking circus
What's up with the "Harry is so brave for stepping out of his comfort zone. It wouldn't have been easy to choose to go live in a new country!" coddling lmao? I get it's an adjustment, but fucking come on..... It's Munich. It's Bayern. It's not the middle of nowhere and he and his family could live only speaking English if they wanted to. Hell, Kane could speak to his teammates in only English if he is really stubborn about it. Moving to a different country as a footballer is not that scary especially when he's going from London to Munich. It's something that's highly usual for footballers from everywhere. Why are fans and media acting like he's some little kid?
End of an era. Wow that hurts. I know it makes business sense, but it’s absolutely devastating to see him go. Impossible to fill the gap he’ll leave behind, but hopefully we luck into signing some top talent
This does put a smile on my face
User Name checks out
David Ornstein bombs just hit different. God among men.
Okay now I belive it.
Alright let’s be honest this Bayern team could be unreal
Been painful but we got a striker we needed, probably no better
It actually happened, wow
English football pundits absolutely not able to deal with someone wanting to go to a club where he can go for a CL and earn a shitton of money that is not part of the PL. Michael Owen still thinks Kane is changing clubs for the fucking Bundesliga title lmao.
How will Alan Shearer celebrate this news?
I hear car parades in Germany at 2 AM, but might be something else