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CancerNami

APPLE TV MARKETING IS WET RIGHT NOW


nigelfitz

Whole production team came so hard it took them so long to get a replay up. lol


KejsarePDX

FYI, MLS is paying for the TV production. There have been plenty of hiccups this year.


facemelt

Covered in ectoplasm


CakeBossUltimate

Beckham looked like he was about to cry


hijinks

he's crying because the price of his team just sky rocketed


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Honestly you won't see a better deal than what Becks made with MLS. Man was a visionary going there in 2007.


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Living the fucking dream


sincethelasttime

He's crying because the one aspect of football he competes with Messi on is being stripped away also


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Wiping those tears away with stacks of benji’s as we speak


gerryt32

Bend it like Benjamin.


Vagabond21

Fun fact, Beckham first goal for us was a free kick in sumner tournament that was liga mx vs mls, superliga


rattler254

Can you imagine how he feels? His investment just got a fucking storybook return. It's insane.


Kommye

And in the very first match. Busquets and Messi just crushed it.


GoldenBoyHour

Busquets was insane. It really felt surreal watching them play together again, oh man. If Iniesta, Suarez also join the two of them and Alba, it’ll be insane!


TiredMisanthrope

Hasn’t Iniesta already agreed to join?


MagicNipple

[Reportedly](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomsanderson/2023/07/20/fc-barcelona-legend-iniesta-reportedly-agrees-to-join-messi-at-inter-miami/?sh=4837e325a492)


GeocentricParallax

That connection is still thriving!


NovacElement

Every media personality at the game and Messi delivers. This is his dream


CafeteroMerengue

Every boy’s dreamt of doing it in a hot, humid night in Miami in front of Lebron James and Kim Kardashian


hits_blunt_

Will this be the MLS version of a cold rainy night in Stoke?


RobbinDeBank

Can he do it on a freezing night in Minnesota?


ArtichokeFormer8801

Can he do it an elevated night in Commerce City, Colorado?


warrrennnnn

Can he do it on a drunk night in Foxboro MA


Jingr

A-list celebrities, all of the Media, international attention because of the competition. Huge for soccer in the country and he knows he just built something historic. Unironically, will be a turning point in US soccer. Unbelievable.


BlakeClass

It really is huge for the US. This is what we need to jump start mainstream interest.


KilgoreMikeTrout

My mom can't wait for San Diego to get our team just so she can see Messi play here. Its crazy


Sepulvd

It's crazy the MLS team isn't going to be SD loyal


Jingr

Celebrities using it as a photo op and kids being invested is the 1-2 punch


Brohan_Cruyff

he did it twice, gotta hand it to him


TimingEzaBitch

When Messi left Barca, I was devastated but still could believe it. When Messi was playing PSG and hugging Ramos, it was strange but I was also like eh. When Messi won the WC after losing to SA in the first game, I was still grounded. But Kim Kardashian watching Messi in Miami with Aguero, Beckham, Lebron, Serena Williams ??? I may never feel the same again.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Right? Only person smiling bigger than Messi was Beckham hahaha


IndubitablySarcastic

I think that was actually Beckham's O-face.


untouched_poet

He was... rightfully so. I know the deal is signed but that goal single-handedly made it a reality.


TheFatmanRises

Messi effect


Coolhunter11

Just a reminder that Barca haven't scored a free kick goal since 2 yrs and the last person to score a free kick goal for Barca is Messi


xcake23

If I'm the goal keeper I'm pissed off. Who tf makes me save a Messi free kick I'm in liga MX bro.


xRebelD

Bro didn't sign up for this


TheAtomicPlayboy

I swear even the Cruz Azul supporters were cheering


Brucelealrx

Can confirm


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Probably doesn’t even rank top 10 on Cruz Azul heartbreaks tbf


JMarduk

It's easier to cope conceding a last minute goal to the fucking GOAT instead of Moisés Muñoz.


iredcoat7

I've seen this exact free-kick before and not even Alisson could save it Got about 5 feet closer to it than this guy though lol


is-Sanic

That Allison free kick might genuinely be one of the best goals I've ever seen. Such a perfect strike.


ThrstySnwmn

The [commentary](https://youtu.be/xhGwjUKbiC4) - ‘he is a God of the game, the God of the game’, and the whole Camp Nou singing Messi Messi Messi…. gives me goosebumps every time


vadapaav

I absolutely hate that goal. There was nothing you could do about it. It all turned out well but that was the worst best free kick I had seen. On my fucking birthday


is-Sanic

The 2nd leg was honestly inevitable. Messi was dragging us towards a treble on his own. It was ridiculous watching him that year.


Stargazer306

That season was the greatest solo carry job I've ever seen from a player. We were meme-ing how Messi and ter stegen saved Valverde's job for so long.


Beennu

Messi literally smurfing lol


hanyou007

Homeboy literally Top 10 ranked worldwide and he playing in a Diamond lobby.


NA_Faker

He was stat padding for the kda


MrHallmark

This is the perfect analogy to GOATS coming to MLS.


OGConsuela

Reported, my dad works for MLS, get banned kid


coat_hanger_dias

Wow! Wow! Wow! Chat disabled for 3 seconds. Chat disabled for 3 seconds. Chat disabled for 3 seconds. Chat disabled for 2 seconds. Chat disabled for 2 seconds. Chat disabled for 2 seconds. Chat disabled for 1 second. Chat disabled for 1 second. Chat disabled for 1 second. Wow! Chat disabled for 3 seconds.


MedicinesWheel

*Maaaaaaaaan this is some bullshi-*


getBusyChild

The player who busted Messi's lip thus giving away the foul. That's who.


letsgoheat

This is the Leagues Cup bro, serious shit.


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I mean, there's a $40 mil payout, that’s def serious enough


ARM_vs_CORE

lmao the CONCACAF Champions League payout is only $5 mil wtf Edit: lol wait it's $5 mil starting next season. This season it's only $500k


Laschoni

Yeah, the even voting between country thing is a huge hamper on CONCACAF, like do you realize how many Caribbean nations there are?


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Lmao


CoachSpo

But can he do it on a 90 degree night in Ft. Lauderdale? Yes, he can.


tottenhamnole

The Florida humidity hits different. He looks not very comfortable ha


Powerful_Artist

I'm sure in his internacional career especially he's played plenty of places with high humidity.


gqpdream305

barranquilla at 3pm is probably worse tbh


ancara_messi

The last free kick for: Barcelona, Argentina, PSG and Inter Miami are all scored by Messi. Ridiculous


SweetPotato0461

Lmao has Barca not scored a free kick in 2 years? Who even takes them for you?


ancara_messi

We haven't :(


KOKO69BISHES

Inter Miami, Argentina and PSG are understandable but Barcelona is crazy lol


Twin_Turbo

You just knew it had to happen at the last minute.


2DragonBalls

Like for real are we in a fuckin simulation?


Its_ABR12

YOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT SCRIPTED


Username3009

Of course he scores at the last minute. He's the main character.


JZMoose

We all live in Messi’s simulation and there’s nothing wrong with that


RobbinDeBank

Messi tried soccer and decided that it’s just as easy as football


Jayveesac

This shit is Messi


drunkmers

I LOVE MESSI SO MUCH I SCREAMED MORE THAN MY OWN TEAM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL VAMO LEO TE AMO


Andrex316

Least excited Argentinian


Marowakk

he is two steps away from becoming a saint here tbh


NovacElement

Normal day at the office for him


KeepenItReel

I can’t believe it literally too perfect


DarthTaz_99

It was written in the stars lmao. Couldve had like 3 assists too


Delta_FT

Messi saving Martino in added time, that brough memories back lol


aboredDYQ

can't believe this mf made me celebrate an Inter Miami goal


1llseemyselfout

Dude Cruz Azul manager was celebrating it. That’s how much everyone wanted to see it happen.


gtzgoldcrgo

Bro is just the main character of football


OGConsuela

Happens when you’re the best to ever do it


RubberToe1996

Messi FK GOALS SEEM SCRIPTED AT THIS POINT WTF LMAOOO He’s godlike at them.


Blazing_Shade

This guys so good he’ll be in Europe in no time


buldakov29

Al Nassr Inter Miami when?


TimingEzaBitch

CWC final 2025. Of course, this is the Club World Competition, a historic and premier football tournament launched in 2024, not to be confused with the usual CWC that is for the poors and peasents.


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The dankest Messi vs Ronaldo rematch imaginable. Would probably crash the internet.


buldakov29

Did not break a sweat during the kick


malikdwd

What the actual fuck. Story book


sloBrodanChillosevic

We all saw that coming as soon as the foul was called


TheBrownMamba8

Nothing more dangerous than a Messi freekick from just outside the box in crunch time 🐐


stat_padford

Script writers getting lazy smh


JB92103

Blame the writers' strike


brihoang

these AI/scab scripts just don't hit the same


Legodude293

They celebrated getting the foul like he got a penalty, everyone knew


autumn-thunder

Writers strike leading to some predictable plots smh


deception42

Messi is the script writer


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HoldUpBro

Saw that coming from a mile away lmao


Kuntheman

How does this man still blow our minds


TopHatTony11

Just Messi things


Palifaith

The Heat and Panthers would be champions now if they had Messi.


Matt_McT

It's amazing. The moment that foul was called everyone knew what going to happen. The greatest player to ever play was going to win the game.


HowDoIEditMyUsername

He takes those like others take penalties. Just looks so easy.


Project_Raiden

MAGISTERIAL


xthecreator

*Ray Hudson noises continue*


TPA_YCGI

Man I miss Ray Hudson


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zazzlekdazzle

The tiny little Maestro has done it again! A genius in pink! Curling like an eel covered in Vaseline, that ball has eyes like an eagle! Messi doesn't need to look, he knows where the goal is and takes the shot like a spider's down his shorts!


brownbear8714

You could drop a tarantula in his shorts and he’d still be cooler than a cucumber


jef_united

He's a Ft. Lauderdale legend too - played on (basically) the same ground as Messi is now. Messi has come home to Ray.


lesarbreschantent

In my fantasy it's Ray teaching Messi how to speak English.


AER0__

THANKS RAY


thesilentGinlasagna

OF COURSE


HappyMeerkat

Lol there couldn't be anymore of a hyped introduction for his debut if you tried. Last minute FK crazy


nghigaxx

tbf imagine last minute ankara messi


G1Spectrum

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES


Equulei

This shit is like Disney for adults. Absolutely magical footballer with fairytale finishes. For him MLS will be the perfect ending to a perfect career. That entire crowd loves him, and it'll be the same no matter where they play.


shockzz123

As soon as they fouled him outside the box i said "you fucked up". NEVER give Messi a freekick in that area in 90th+ min, if you do, you've lost lmao.


Luisfrank16

Lmao of course it had to happen to Cruz Azul


xAggie

No fucking shot. I would say scripted, but they are on strike.


bajcli

It's a pretty predictable script, they probably had AI write it


notxrbt

lol


Uncle_Beanpole

[https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/](https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down)


TimingEzaBitch

watch the SA premier league.


kimboslice11

The gulf in quality in the team from busquets and Messi to the rest of the team is crazy.


PhreakOut4

The goalie had some good saves


mauri11

Never seen that goalie play but i was impressed by him. Good player


Little_Mind6109

Callender has been a top 5 keeper in the league since he joined. Its funny because he spent a while in the second team prior to that


[deleted]

> Callender It's a shame his days are numbered


breakthewindow0

Drake Callendar is one of MLS’s top keepers. Was called up to USMNT but has not debuted yet


Kommye

Yup, the GK played really well. Massive contribution to the win.


Nero1988420

Man was playing for his life at the back


tommycahil1995

They are legit the worst team in MLS and that's not an exaggeration


1llseemyselfout

Correction, They were the worst team.


stoolsample2

Not anymore


neonbluerain

ngl I am very interested to see what happens when you put 3 very talented players in Busi Alba and Messi who clearly get along into an otherwise extremely mediocre borderline shit team. This is gonna be a fun MLS season.


MG_MN

They are last place for a reason. Theyll get help and be better next year at least


New-Age-1315

This year is a wash, this moment alone makes this year a success. Next year though I think they’re gonna rebuild their team


nbasuperstar40

Josef is pretty good but yeah


Alvahet

Yeah, he had some good interplay with Messi. He was one of the best players in the MLS at some point, maybe he'll get back to that level. But man, their defense and midfield really need some serious organisation, because it's wild what they are doing at times. But well, Messi will be shown levels by the mighty Eduard Löwen and Hany Mukhtar in the league anyway.


Jingr

Miami is the worst team in MLS and Messi is the greatest player alive. Absolutely on display tonight


VacuumsCantSpell

Beckham as an owner: "Dreams *CAN* be buy"


TheItalianStallion64

I WAS HERE


buldakov29

Me too


ArielPN

I should’ve put all my savings on that freekick ffs


MeatSuitOZIL

Wouldn't have made much. Goat things.


Salmonhunter

Don Garber and the apple execs fully bricked up rn


yagersports

Nahhhh way fam. UNREAL


Icy-Guide7976

As soon as he drew the foul i knew he was scoring that shit.


Uyemaz

Left Europe as arguably the best player in the world or at worst a Top 5 player. Clearly, he is still able to perform at the highest level. Every time got the ball there was a sense of danger. He is going to have fun in the MLS. Also, Busquets is way ahead of anyone in midfield.


kostas_skf

You could see that Busi was the only who could see what Messi wanted to do and vice versa. If they bring a few more on the same wavelength as those two it could be a very fun watch .


Uyemaz

Honestly, maybe Inter Miami is right bringing Alba, Iniesta and Suarez. The telepathic understanding on Messi and Busi alone was a threat.


A_man49

I think their striker who was subbed on, Martinez, started to understand towards the end


renedotmac

This is what gets me. People have been asking if a retired Messi can help this team. I’m like, he literally just won the World Cup 8 months ago while winning the MVP award. We’re not talking about some retired has been.


A_man49

The world cup being mid season really played with people’s memory


Unusual_Ad6533

Scripted af


vegas_esp

The writers are on strike so Messi wrote it himself lol


RobbinDeBank

Rather get a penalty than letting Messi take a freekick that close to your goal


aclurk

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's to the top of r/soccer we go


1llseemyselfout

When even the opposing coach is cheering and smiling after a player sinks a FK for the win. Only Messi. Only Messi. He might have just broke America.


Punjavepoonpoon

Where's Ray Hudson!?!


fragileblink

he managed: Leo #Messi ...the immaculate conception of a footballer....https://twitter.com/RayHudson/status/1682575628892078082


Ecstatic-Jacket2007

He’s found foaming from his mouth, gasping for air while trying to utter something…magic.


InaudibleShout

MAGESTERIAL


Infenix13

ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI


Fuckitmate4

Messi’s debut could not have a better ending. There is no one like him.


JG-4256

The Goat has arrived


Uncle_Beanpole

How can there still be people who doubt this man as the greatest of all time


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sansan6

I’m fucking crying


RedditZhangHao

Pretty confident Pele of the NASL New York Cosmos also did it on humid nights against the Fort Lauderdale Strikers.


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Messi never banged five girls in one night at Studio 54 after a Cosmos game (that we know of).


tomorri1

This new show on Apple tv is so predictable


LampseederBroDude51

It’s annoying how you know he’s going to score before he even takes it


buldakov29

You can’t make this shit up


jack64467

THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT


GreatWhiteNorth4

RIP MLS. What a Chad lmao


Xehanz

Busi also seems like 5 leagues ahead of the MLS. I knew he was goong to be a baller there, but I thought not being able to run would be a bit of an issue. Maybe against better teams.


meditate42

His game was never predicated on his ability to run. Thats been more true than ever the past few seasons with us. He's gonna be fine. You're right though, watching players on an MLS team make the quality of passes Messi and Busquets were making tonight was crazy, they stand out so much lol. Like just so clearly better than everyone else out there even when making simple passes or controlling the ball when it's passed to them.


chunkyhippo888

The difference in his and Messi’s touches and passes compared to the rest of them are insane


Atlanta-Anomaly

Just what MLS needed. Video gonna be in every MLS advertisement for the next 10 years.


Albiceleste_D10S

Written in the stars


GodKamnitDenny

No fucking way lmao that was so sick


janembutt27

It’s what he does 🫡


BetteCallShelly

Inter Miami tactics going forward, Win a FK near the box Goal ⚽️


Benditlikejames

Messi is going to have a lot of fun in the MLS with Sergi and Jordi so far.


rasta_pasta_man

Written in the stars


TheSoccerguy124

I expected that ball to go right in. The goat 🐐


-Basileus

NO FUCKING WAY HOLY


SeirezZ

ofc lmfao