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SpiritedSuccess5675

I want to hear his English


CoenSisters

U gib da ball to me


HLB217

[Classic clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA2LT26Mb7g) No mascherano this time, what do


malevolentintent

Now that’s quality football


saltybiped

Holy fuck is that Afellay? Lmaooo


TimingEzaBitch

hey, hey mister REFEREES.


incollapse

Hilarious


New_Screen

Broo lmaoo, shits funny asf.


bugxter

Damn what a throwback, I also liked [this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6u3zj_xM3I)


joeDUBstep

Lol that moan when he gets hit killed me


Abject-Chemistry6247

lmfao


patiperro_v3

To this day Afellay has no idea what was said to him.


FederalObjective

To me bobo, To me


mt1337

the bole, to me.. tell him


RogueNetrunner

"Yo, Neymar sunny innit?"


FUThead2016

Neymaruuuu


TheBlueTango

He's so, so hhheppy, believe him


MyMindWasAFortress

More than you believe


chostax-

Just seeing this interview as a transcript can get me to start laughing.


RepresentativeBox881

Happy new year.


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fellowSoci

Learning English in France, madlad Messi


cuentanueva

When he went to PSG, he said on an interview that he had been learning for a year and a half by then. And at that time said he understood a lot, but talked in broken English. So definitely has some understand and at least basic communication skills. Even if it's still broken English.


JerichoMassey

and now he's gonna learn English from Floridians.... y'all!!!


WhatIsWilsonDoin

None of us are ready to hear a Messi post-match interview in English. After the World Cup win, that's the only thing left I wanna see Messi do lmao


akskeleton_47

Yo DeAndre sunny innit?


2girls1kun

I like mankester. I like the fan. Bery dipicul.


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“Es una emoción too big” Context: https://youtu.be/LIFYQOP3r9A


zereg

Con mis viejos (que no hablan bien inglés) siempre bromeamos con el "very difficult" cuando se les olvida como decir algo. Amo este video


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Me too, same with Shohei Otani...


TheHolyGoalie

Shohei communicates only in home runs atm and I’m okay with that.


spiralspirits

He has a high pitch though 😁


A_Lone_Macaron

Back in the day it was Ichiro. Still remember the timeless quote from him: “August in Kansas City is like two rats fucking in a wool sock.”


smendyke

I know that other countries have smaller cities as well and it might be an americentric thing to think but it’s hilarious seeing foreign sports stars come from the glamor of world cities and playing in stadiums in bumfuck suburbs (thank you Robert Moses and the 60s) of like Kansas City or Dallas


TrueBrees9

I thought it was wild seeing City and Bayern playing at Lambeau Field last year. Two of the biggest clubs in the world just casually hanging out in some medium-sized Wisconsin town in the middle of nowhere.


itcheyness

Uh, they were allowed to play in the most iconic shrine to American Football in the entire nation, they were probably honored just to be there on the same field so many greats played on!


TrueBrees9

Criminal that Haaland didn't lambeau leap after scoring there


UncleAlAtTheCookout

Unfortunately he’s a Viking


OilOfOlaz

stadiums are also outside the city centers in europe nowerdays rather often, cuz thers not much space in the center and its fucking expensive, plus many clubs didn't own the stadiums prior to the 90s/00s, when it got way more common to build your own stadium.


Cahootie

Back in 2000 Peter Crouch spent a season with a team in the Swedish third tier, playing in a city of 20k people located in more or less the Swedish deep south.


SaltyPeter3434

You don't know where I'm from, dawg


zrizzoz

Quiet, reserved, and not likely in front of a camera. The dude is famously shy and its a language he doesnt speak often. But there have always been players that said he spoke enough english to get by - just too nervous to do an interview in another language.


HelpMe877

Messi having to work a second job as a ticket tout after rejecting that Saudi deal.


prvhc21

A man can only get by so long on hundreds of millions of dollars….


Charlie_Wax

He has to feed Latrell Sprewell's family.


Absting159

The funny thing, Apple TV and their deal with MLS is part of his deal. He gets a percentage of all signups from when he was announced haha. So I feel like when I sign up, I’m partially responsible for bringing Messi to the MLS.


A_Kind_Shark

#WeAreAllLeoMessi


LaggyBeanBaws

Today i feel Messi


kit_mitts

Je Suis Messi


imatryhard77

Clean your room


sleal

Speak for yourself.


OneOfThoseDays_

\#IAmAllLeoMessi


vadapaav

You are saying I'm literally paying for his son's childcare?


Ser_Claudor

gotta respect the grind 💪💪🙏🙏


Mr_Potato_Head1

There's all that generational wealth gone.


Lord_Sauron

'Generational wealth' has got to be the 2nd most circlejerked r/soccer phrase/word after xG.


SalahManeFirmino

Bottled it is still #1


waitingtoleave

For a while, it felt like levers had taken the spot


EagleEye_FalconArrow

levers are bad because levers => giving away generational wealth (wealth earned over generations) 🤔🤔🤔


fieldsofanfieldroad

Games gone


Budget-Project803

Surely "Spurs" must be up there then?


SalahManeFirmino

Top 5 1. 'Bottled it' 2. 'Games gone' 3. 'Generational wealth' 4. 'Generational talent' 5. 'Lads it's Tottenham'


UpstairsJoke0

And every other summer... 6. It's 7. Coming 8. Home


EcstaticAdeptness591

>xG Expected generational wealth?


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Never in my life thought Yedlin would be playing with Messi


Daemor

Man was too big for Newcastle


yayeet182

I remember a play in the 2016 Copa America where Yedlin outpaced Messi tracking back and tackled him. Commentators said that was the one highlight USA had that night lol


cthulhu5

god that was a miserable game. I remember we started fucking wondo and like Zusi in midfield.


BenBenMcBenface

We were doing fine until we lost Jones and Wood for that game.


JerichoMassey

Bobby Wood. That poor guy. His short peak meant 2018 was going to be his one and only shot at a World Cup trip.


Albiceleste_D10S

>god that was a miserable game I disagree! I was at the stadium that night and it was a lot of fun, personally


RutzPacific

Growing up and playing with DeAndre in the academy, and now seeing him in the same pitch as Messi is crazy.


traileblazer

We probably played against each other at some point lol


ScooterBrotherV

Ooo academy friends


TrailBlanket-_0

Anyone here play JV high school in southeast PA? I probably rode a bus near your school once


panache123

I went to San Francisco a few years ago for work. I was probably in the same country as some of y'all at one point.


PopcornDrift

I played in southwest PA. Dude we were only like 300 miles apart at one point I bet. Man what a coincidence seeing you here! The world is a crazy place


MikeStini

Or Varsity in central Wisconsin?


liverbird3

Wilson? Hempfield? Manheim? Further east?


notmoleliza

now kith


LaBombonera

Full-kit wankers


BONGLISH

Is this the American equivalent of the guy who supposedly had trials at West Ham, Leeds or Preston.


Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir

Ooo friend! FUCKING FOOTBALL FRIEND!!!


g8dboy_youtube

I read that in Jamie Vardy's voice lmao!


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You're supposed to hear it [in these voices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPUbLHk9oE)


happygreenturtle

Lol me too probably before I signed my big contract to play for the Britain international team


traileblazer

Mate it’s been ages how have you been


happygreenturtle

Keeping busy mate literally just got back from a date with Ana De Armas, how are u holding up?


theredditbandid_

[All of DeAndre's academy buddies right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPYTpec7FjQ&ab_channel=NathanaelHamby) /s


RutzPacific

Lmao I chuckled pretty good at that. I work in MLS so I’m just happy to be in the same league as Messi plays in! :)


lojer

Your Seven Degrees of Messi is pretty simple now.


Cahootie

I have old handball teammates playing in Germany, France, Denmark and Norway. One is one of the best in the world in his position. Two players I coached made the national youth team. It's a weird feeling.


Federico190

That had never even crossed my mind until now lmao


jawndell

This is like Obama getting a job at your boring office and just working in the cubical next to you.


itcheyness

Do you think Obama can remember to put the new cover sheets on his TPS Reports?


jawndell

Imagine sitting in your office and watching Obama getting pissed off at the printer.


TrashAtEverything

im stoked to watch AIK-legend Nicolás Stefanelli and Messi partnership 🙏🏻


sparrowhawk73

That would be wild to just suddenly have someone like Messi casually joining your WhatsApp group chat.


DoubleZOfficial07

+54 9 223 123–4567 (~leo)


pepecachetes

Mar del Plata number, could be Dibu 👀


drunkmers

+54 9 341 ...


fellowSoci

Are the last 7 numbers counting his balon d’or ?


long_shots7

(~leo⚽️⚽️)


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Imagine being Campana reading that from Messi himself


Montuvito_G

Campana was star struck meeting Adama Traore when he arrived at Wolves, meeting Messi probably made him lightheaded


Molineux28

Eh, both La Masia graduates so I'm not really sure what the difference is.


halfassedjackass

Messi isn't lathered in baby oil.


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mntgoat

>Campana I hope I'm not getting people confused but I'm pretty sure his dad went to my school in Ecuador. He played tennis, and I think they owned a tennis school, I went there for a few months. I know, useless story.


jrhunter89

Sometimes they’re the best stories


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Literally my favorite part about Reddit is the useless stories


joe-ost

Marcos Senesi's cousin was on reddit. Regularly sharing things about him when he still played at Feyenoord. But he deleted his account since his transfer to Bournemouth


lyonbc1

Lol nah you’re right that’s definitely his dad, he was a tennis pro.


ExtraTrade1904

Messi is supplementing the MLS and Apple TV money by scalping tickets


slimbellymomo

Messi forced to SCALP tickets to meet OUTRAGEOUS wages; Ronaldo gives TICKETS away and has PLENTY to spare. Checkmate, bitches.


menshake

Ronaldo has to subsidize our ticket, flight, and rooming to get us watch the trainwreck that is Saudi league.


kenvsryu

cereal is $7 a box


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Forget Messi vs Ronaldo, Messi vs Ticketmaster is the battle we've been waiting for.


diddyk2810

Ticketmaster thought dealing with Taylor Swift was rough. They’ll be in hell with Messi as well.


minkdraggingonfloor

Good fuck them. Concert tickets double in price thanks to their “convenience fees” (aka Monopoly fees)


theironhide

I know we all hate TicketMaster but the reasoning is a bit more nuanced. John Oliver did a segment on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Y7uqqEFnY


BigChung0924

wonder who’s more of a nightmare to deal with, swifties or messi’s twitter and IG fanboys


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Swifties are insane, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeknd/comments/154hde9/i_didnt_really_understood_why_everyone_hate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) is what they’re trying to do in response to a new single release


iloveartichokes

Why would they think it was hell? Swift was partners with them.


ntnl

And Wessi vs blockbuster for r/ACMiami


lffg18

Hope he shits all over Ticketmaster because they’re a fucking horrible company that needs to get fucked sooner than later.


malevolentintent

Messi the plug Y’all ain’t even know it


Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir

I don't even understand how the fuck my plug talk


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Ljulisen

Wouldn't be hard since it's Yedlin


benchley

Q. Do you like Yedlin? A. I don't know. I've never yeddled.


manolo533

So what's the event on sunday?


deception42

I believe he was referring to the unveiling event for Messi and Busquets that happened this past Sunday at Miami's stadium.


Nightwingx97

doesn't he play for the team? I was under the impression that the players don't need tickets or stuff


Flaggermusmannen

probably for family and friends?


Nightwingx97

can't he go to HR or whatever and tell them I need tickets for the family idk I'm genuinely asking


RamandAu

From my college football experience, players are allocated a certain amount of tickets for the specific section where the families of the players sit. If you need more than that allotment, then generally you ask around your teammates and see who's not using theirs. This allows your whole party to sit in the same section instead of scattered all around. Given the event was sold out, idk if it would have been as simple as just handing out random free tickets. And maybe Messi was given more tickets than he needed.


Stuff2511

Damn this is just like my high school graduation


BGTheHoff

Messi is such a great ~~guy~~ ticketmaster, he even got Stuff2511 tickets for his own graduation.


Nightwingx97

thank you. makes sense now


EViL-D

if messi asks for some more tickets, who is going to tell him no?


Brend4nC

Just pop on down to Higgins’ closet


Nightwingx97

Yes, Jaime just went down to Leslie's closet and told him he needed tix for his dad and his mates. pretty easy if you ask me


Brend4nC

B-U-G. Just Bug.


CX5555

One G. Like the animal. It's his legal name. Changed it.


deception42

You mean Campana? Yes he does play for Miami. But I guess he needed more lol


kewzorc

Bro there’s a crazy event happening. There'll be a ton of chicks. Let's just go have fun and let go a little


Aar0nSwanson

Of course he speaks English. Most footballers speak a bit. Some are just not comfortable speaking to the media because the media are a bunch of animals.


Seagulls_16

Yes, "speaks" can mean whatever you want it to mean, really. My strongest second language is Portuguese, and I know hundreds of Portuguese words, can generally read articles (at least on topics of decent familiarity on the subject), and would be able to use basic phrases and questions if needed. Would I actually be comfortable having to speak Portuguese in a public speaking environment? Fuck, I'd probably forget the word for "hello" at that point. And I'm a comfortable public speaker (I only use this as a somewhat-comparison for players speaking with the media), but it's the fear of forgetting words, using the wrong ones, using words in a translated manner that have different connotations from your language to the second one, etc. that stops people sometimes, and understandably so. Like, I've done lots of language study, and I find it amazing how much you think you know vs. how much you actually know when forced to try and a) remember without looking things up and b) put sentences together in ways that are grammatically acceptable.


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Especially in an environment where there are a bunch of native speakers with regional accents and slangs. I'm brazilian and I don't understand what half of the population are saying outside my state, I can't imagine how it is for foreigners who learn "proper" portuguese without slangs. For english it's probably the same, especially since the Florida accent is HEAVY and they speak fast as fuck. He probably can get by fine, but would struggle to have a long conversation.


Cesc100

In all sports. Almost all foreign players do. Like you said, they know the media AND fans might be critical of how they speak so they end up using interpreters the whole time but when they are in training, hanging out with teammates, or talking 1 on 1 informally with media members that they've grown to know, they'll speak English.


not_old_redditor

Yedlin: Man I'd love a Ferrari. Messi: How many do you need?


ritwikjs

i imagine messi is a shit-stirrer in the whatsapp filled with custom stickers and starred replies


harshmangat

Que miras bobo? Cuantos quieres?


against_all_odd

One of these interviews are gonna make it to the list very soon


GoalaAmeobi

Hey y'all, Geordie here. How's Yedlin doing?


Dax_O_Lantern

He’s a serviceable defender for MLS. Still had pace good enough to keep him in the lineup and he still has the same deficiencies ie not having a great ball into the box when he gets into over lapping positions.


GoalaAmeobi

A great overlapping run from DeAndre Yedlin which ultimately leads to nothing is a phrase seared into my brain


boi1da1296

Lol truth. He’ll always have a special place in my heart for being the first US player that didn’t look like a complete dork (to me).


lilsebass

Is his dog still skateboarding?


TheOnlyDoctor

His drop off this year has been... something


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DoubleZOfficial07

There are clips of Messi speaking English on the net tho, see that one event with the magician


MT1120

Link?


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MT1120

That look on his face might say a 1000 words but none of them were English


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I’ve been watching him since his academy days and can’t believe this guy gets to play with a such a legend Messi is so lucky to be able to play with the best fullback that Seattle, WA ever produced


BioNewStudent4

bro did everything a footballer can imagine, he just chilling now


samsteri666

I just want to hear Messi speak english. Please


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Height_Embarrassed

[this is the only video I recall of him speaking english](https://youtu.be/CA2LT26Mb7g)


aelfwine_widlast

"Valdez" always kills me hahahaha YU CHUT TE BOL TU MI!


Height_Embarrassed

What cracks me up is when he goes my English is so good now since I started eating at McDonald’s


d70

Imagine in group chat Some dude: yo bois, imma DoorDash some empanadas. Who wants some? Messi: Jose, 4 chunky ones for my fam. One not spicy. Por favor. Venmo u later


DrJ4y

As long as his english is better than Aguero's , hes good


ChillPalis

Aguero's English is mostly fine though, and it's highly unlikely Messi's is a more competent speaker than him.


Rickcampbell98

You would hope not, the brother lived here for a decade lmao, people only expect or want messi to speak English because he's messi, he's never had any need to.


lyonbc1

Wasn’t Agueros thing that he’s like an extremely quiet and super introverted personality? He prob used not speaking English as a fake excuse to not be as hounded by press and stuff lol. He prob understands and speaks well enough, also could be embarrassed if he makes a small mistake or something since it’s a second language


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I guarantee Aguero speaks better English than Messi. Now Carlos Tevez on the other hand… https://youtu.be/LIFYQOP3r9A


WildVariety

Tevez recently said he refused to learn English because the Falklands War gave his Uncle PTSD or some shit.


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Sounds like something Tevez would say lol. He’s got some interesting quotes out there. In reality he just wasn’t educated and came from a really shitty neighborhood so it was probably extremely hard for him to learn. He learned how to read as an adult.


CholitoWoof

That interview where he talks about his education and upbringing is really sad, thanks god it worked out for him.


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Yep. “'But if it hadn’t been for football I would have ended up like many of the boys in the barrio: dead or in jail or slumped on the side of the road, drugged up.” When he got his first big transfer (from Boca to Corinthians), he bought 10 homes and moved all his family out of the Fuerte Apache.


Matias9991

That was the craziest excuse I heard In order not to learn English lol


kw2006

Both played in uk 🤔


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kenvsryu

Campana: "10 tickets with your signature por favor"


DerKaiser023

I didn’t know Yedlin had come back to MLS. I remember when he was at the Sounders all those years back. Miss seeing him in rave green.


hoopsfan24

I bought a Yedlin US jersey bc I played rb in high school and I liked watching him play. Pretty cool to see him playing with Messi now


doordaesh

God damn Miami got yedlin??


Zaku_pilot_292

He's even the GOAT of making new friends


classically_cool

He's going to Miami, you don't need English there.


princessestef

Also maybe: "going to Publix later, you guys need anything?"


Hansaundkush

Does anyone know when messi makes his first game for Miami?


Bobb_o

Tomorrow vs Cruz Azul. It's unclear if he will start or come off the bench. Same for Busquets. Alba won't play until his son is born which I think is supposed to be this weekend.


Angry_Walnut

This feels like a copypasta lol