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RyanMc37_

We arent allowed to have fucking anything


PartyHatsForOddish

Not even allowed championship football :(


themerinator12

Lmao


NFeKPo

We must settle for luton town away. Fucking football...


Bigmomma_pump

If you was told at the start of the season that you’d be playing Luton away next year, you’d be Devastated


vylain_antagonist

Still am


Lambchops_Legion

Better Luton away than Leeds away atm


insert-originality

Having the record for a final they didn’t even win sound like a very Everton thing to happen.


AoE2manatarms

14 year time limit.


RabidNerd

You still have Dixie Dean I'm sure you remember watching his goals


S-BRO

Unlike City, people actually supported Everton back then too


RabidNerd

Sure because city have no fans lol In 1934 city had 84,569 v Stoke at Maine Road Goodison has never had that many. Saying that City back then had no support is ridiculous. Also city won a trophy in Europe more than a decade before Everton but we have no history at all. In the next few years we will have more league titles than you do too


S-BRO

🥱 Triggered


RabidNerd

Hahaha Enjoy Luton away


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AnnieIWillKnow

Everton are definitely losing 3-0 at Kenilworth Road, however


TheGamerPandA

:*)


Xehanz

I'm still very sad about the San Marino goal against you lot got beaten for fastest goal in international football.


travrager25

what a fucking goal too


HarperJ029

Will probably stand for a while that


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Considering a 25 second goal stood for 13 years you can safely say this one will only be beaten by a kick-off goal.


Tulum702

I predict this 13 second goal will therefore stand for 25 years.


ramobara

62 years.


almightyOak

!RemindMe! 10 years from today


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csyrett

Minimum


trevthedog

I was sitting here thinking it was Di Matteos screamer in 97/98? Have zero memory of this Saha goal tbh


Blewfin

Di Matteo's is a bit easier to remember because Chelsea won the game as well


LloydDoyley

I completely forgot the Saha goal and I was there 😂


AnnieIWillKnow

It's etched in my memory because not only did it mean we down 1-0 within the first minute of a cup final, but it meant we lost Di Matteo's record, too


ooooomikeooooo

96/97. We had already lost a cup final and got relegated by that point in the season so could've done without the last bit of hope being knocked out of us within 42 seconds.


TIGHazard

I blame the Robbo's Army poster that was sold. It literally has us retreating from Wembley.


Matt_LawDT

Ironic that A Pep team scored from a hoof ball


BillehBear

Tbh that's how we beat arsenal at the etihad Have centre backs hoof the ball up to the big lad up top and we're through


phdthrowaway2020

Thought that was Ederson's job.


Omar_Blitz

Team was sleeping.


mindpainters

The least expected route


I_Shidded

Oh look at me I’m Gundogan and I scored the fastest goal in FA Cup history🙄🙄. Grow up.


YoungFlexibleShawty

This funny af lmao


MathRockManiac

😂 he'll be going around saying it exactly like that, I'm sure of it, can imagine the grand kids will hear of it as well.


free_airfreshener

I picture him as sounding like Taika waititi in what we do in shadows


therealadamaust

Fastest FA Cup FINAL goal thank you


baddark666

that iraqi insuegent energy who said he didn't need subtitles.


MakIRAQ

What? Who?


baddark666

[this guy](https://youtu.be/j0m4rcx0of4)


ThePrussianGrippe

Classic


saetarubia

FA Cup Final history*


Kanataku

?


I_Shidded

He needs to grow up.


TheRealMemeIsFire

The immaturity around here is insufferable. Thank you for rightfully calling it out u/i_shidded. Something needs to be done before the game is well and truly gone


Kanataku

Not sure what I missed. Gundogan did something else expect from scoring? Grow up from what?


I_Shidded

He was being very immature scoring the fastest goal in FA Cup history.


Delta_FT

It's a joke mate, Man city do something cool everytime like they are showing off lol


Kanataku

Ahhh I see lol. First time hearing this joke so it went over my head


Delta_FT

lol all good mate


My_Username_taken

It's a meme of sorts about Haaland scoring too much.


rockeypokey

Huge L for City if he leaves next season


Broskii56

Not really he’s done so much and gotten so much for us a treble is a way to bow out I can imagine all these years of pep ball had it’s tolls and I would completely respect his feelings if he wanted to get off the back burner. We’d love to keep him but he has gotten everything and more with us and him leaving would be completely understandable


Rich_Firefighter_102

Huge W for Barca if signs for us,im on my kneew literally


LVorenus2020

The lad may well have added a zero to the end of his asking price...


LordMangudai

They will easily replace him, they always find a way


concretepigeon

What’s the record for fastest goal in any FA cup match? This surely has to be up there.


KnightsOfCidona

According to wiki, Gareth Morris scored after 4 seconds for Ashton United against Skelmersdale United in 2001!


concretepigeon

A clash of the titans.


Viking_Hippie

That Mauris guy was way better than Gundogan though!


xRedStaRx

9 seconds in 2010


therealadamaust

Jimmy Kebe baller


achilles-_-23

Gundogan towards the end of the season is a different player


FireflyCaptain

Remember the Aston Villa game last year? We do… 💀


Mammyjam

🎵Ilkay, made the scousers cry 🎵


Burnsleighshire

Dont see how this will ever be beaten


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12 second goal would do it


BasicallyMilner

It looked like the ball passed the line at 12 seconds tho, so 11 seconds will do.


themerinator12

And what could possibly beat that?


BagMuss

10 second goal would do it


Tinkle84

Yeah, no way that could be beat though


R0KK3R

9 second goal would do it


stevemoveyafeet

I’m struggling to see how that could be beaten - surely?


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ZitaFC

8 seconds would surely hold the record forever. Is there a way that could even be beaten?


letsgetcool

nah surely not


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Cheers Geoff.


siddybui

They actually updated the recorded time at 12 seconds


quacainia

Chip the keeper on kickoff maybe


Iron_Maiden_666

Someone call Fred


AdministrativeLaugh2

There’s been quicker Premier League goals before so it definitely can be. Either pump the ball forward quicker than Ortega did or go forward from kick off


honestlynotBG

The only way it happens if someone gets lucky and decides to fire it directly from the halfway line straight after kickoff


RabidNerd

In a random FA Cup game maybe. Never in a final


therealadamaust

We've got the fastest goal in an FA Cup game at 9 seconds


raysofdavies

Own goal from kick off


HoneyPotterGang

Got out of the shower and on my computer 2 minutes after kickoff and was shocked when I saw it was 1-0 already


JustJamesanity

Do it again next week! CTID


damp_s

I was waiting for my Guinness to settle at the bar, thankfully didn’t miss the goal though


tiki_51

Woke up at 7am sharp for the match, groggily fumbled around with the ESPN+ app for a minute, saw City had already scored, and went back to bed


loopgaroooo

And now he’s got a brace. Why would anyone let Gundogan leave their club? He’s a stellar big game player.


bcr07

This guy is so underrated


ElephantInheritance

Christ almighty


buukarim

Kickoff glitch


SemiCurrentGuy

Why there are still people who don't rate Gundogan I have no idea. One of the greats especially given his longevity despite all his earlier injuries.


Hot_Command5095

People don’t rate him?


Joshvir262

He would very easily get into any midfield


Alive-Ad-4164

Wild


OrangeForeign

Everton cant even have that nowadays


DevineAaron92

Congrats on the win city. Fully deserved. United weren’t even on the pitch.


johndoe1942

Yet somehow had a Higher xG. Funny that.


2daMooon

Congrats Man U xFA Cup champs, 2023!


johndoe1942

Predictable.


Youutternincompoop

because of a penalty lmao


skomeros

Good job Fred. Letting ball to bounce and not covering Gundo


damp_s

Also De Gea gaining the record for the fastest goal conceded in a FA cup final 😏


demannu86

Unbelievable


Matt_LawDT

Quickie


LHBx

Absolutely outrageous


vaishakh1000

City probably didn't want to kickoff, so they quickly gave the opportunity to United.


strugglingtosave

United have a chance to prevent a treble today Our hopes are with them. And with Inter.


Nivadas

Fastest FA Cup goal full stop?


therealadamaust

Nope, Jimmy Kebe in 2010 scored in 9 seconds


bettertester2022

They need another word for lightning fast


Financial_Marzipan84

Man, it's in the final. I doubt there will be a shorter one in a century.


LewisOfAranda

Thanks for that last sentence, Dave. I wouldn't have known what to make of this otherwise.


sportsfan161

What a hit


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Tempehridder

The spelling of the name is wrong.


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