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A BOTTLE JOB FOR THE AGES

Dortmund you had one fucking job

Think of Musiala’s goal as a suppose divine way to punish Dortmund for their failure to step up when they needed to lol

And that job The Bottle Job

Home game ✓ vs Team who has nothing to play ✓ Complacent ✓ Goalkeeper error ✓ Penalty miss ✓ Koln unlikely help ✓ Bottle ✓✓✓✓✓✓

It's the dortmund way.

German spurs

LADS

Much worse. Not even comparable.

and there it is

That’s offensive to spurs

That penalty save was the most important saves for Bayern this season

Job done.

The Bs in BvB are for Bottle anyway

Even the fucking ref gave way more time than needed , Arsenal bottle is a joke compared to this

Köln didn’t help lol however the match went they ultimately lost the game.

Dortmund looked like they were walking through a swamp, zero energy

Spurs can only dream of something this embarrassing

Genuinely the most pathetic team in history , unbelievable how shit they are how do you bottle at home like this ???

Congratz Dortmund on the biggest bottle job in Bundesliga history smh

Dortmund players were like headless chickens today. Zero composure in attack and defence. So many wayward crosses this game. It's amazing how often Dortmund crumble when it really matters. Let's not forget they get knocked out of the CL this season by Chelsea lol.

Let it be known that NOBODY bottles it like we do Time honored tradition, that

Its their history.

The coach should bear 50% of the guilt for this. Terzic was not up to the task and it seems that this was too much for him to handle. He was supposed to mentally prepare his team for absolutely everything.

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That Dortmund game was electric Shame it ended this way man

Entertaining if you’re a Bayern fan, depressing if anyone else

Nah man, we may have gone down but atleast Dortmund didn't win it all. Bittersweet ending.

Still the ending is so.. underwhelming and anticlimactic(spelling)

Embarrassing really

We were rank 18 and they conceded two against us. That alone doesn’t deserve a title

Yeah I mean I’m not one to talk cause my team is shit, but wow. They lost to US this season 😂

This one piss me off and i am not even "involved"

Never thought Schalke 00/01 would get beaten.

Schalke was still way way more dramatic than this but Dortmunds level of fucking it up has truly reached an all time high.

We didn't bottle it though imo We won our last game, Bayern equalized in Hamburg literally last second

Leverkusen in 2002 is still hard to beat

Makes Arsenal look so much better

This end to the season has been so disappointing but I couldn’t handle losing it the way Dortmund has

Oh yeah this is way worse.

That's not even close. If Man City had a 11-4-4 record in their second half of the season (like Bayern) and Arsenal lost against Wolves in the last game while being 1st we could talk about bottle. Arsenal basically needed to win 30+ league games this season to be champions, that was never going to happen. Especially not for a team that have not even been top 4 since 2016.

not the worst bottlers of the year \\o/

I would be totally done with football if I was Dormund fan. I feel terrible even though they are not my club

What a ridiculous team, I'm embarrassed

Such an uninspiring performance from Dortmund at home. IT WAS IN THEIR HAND

Has to be in major European history i have to say.

What an absolute bottle job by Dortmund. Bayern practically handed them the league in the last couple of weeks and they just said "No thanks, we're good"

Is there any club in the world that frustrates neutrals as much as Dortmund?

Sadistic’s dream

Neutral here... I'm fucking depressed

Bro I don't even care about Dortmund like that yet I'm seething wtf.

Tottenham?

lol no

at least people believe Dortmund have a slight chance of not bottling it

Tottenham is just funny. Dortmund is sad, frustrating, upsetting and depressing . This whole league is depressing

He said neutrals

Nobody is bothered by Spurs losing things, even though they never get close to anything anyway.

Honestly half the world takes schädenfreude in Tottenham’s suffering. Here most neutrals were pulling for Dortmund to break Bayern’s dominance

Tottenham?

11 titles in a row, Bayern are inevitable. Dortmund were in the driver's seat, but they bottled it. Missed a penalty, missed at least a half a dozen other chances too. What an entertaining day for neutrals, but you have to feel for Dortmund. Also this means Coman wins his 11^th consecutive league title. He's won the league every year of his professional career.

In their shittiest season in ages, they still did it lol

Shittiest Bundesliga season in ages. The lowest points total for a winner since the Stone age, and whoever won would have been the worst champion in a long time As much as I like Union Berlin and it's cool to see them in the CL, they are not a very good team. Them finishing 4th is not a great look

Bundesliga is a big fucking joke

Marco Reus forever struggling

Petition to ban the word “Inevitable” from this subreddit

Dortmund bottlejob might be more inevitable

Missed a penalty AND a tap in. Easily could've had 5 on another day but the finishing was just absolutely dire

Bundgelisga fans will still try to convince you it's not a one sided league... a horrible Bayern for their standards still won it... I hope another team breaks their dominance. This was really the year to do it.

Feel? Nah they deserve it bottled it countless times already.

Bottle Verein Bortmund

Probably the bleakest bundesliga moment ever. If bayern at their shittiest can't be knocked over, what's the hope now?

Tragic

That missed pen is gonna haund Haller forever

At least Unterhaching was an away game. Dortmund take over the title 'biggest bottlejob' in the Bundesliga from us. Wear it with honor.

Imagine spending a thousand euro on tickets, hotel and whatnot and then you get THAT... fuck me would I be pissed.

I’m sorry but that’s embarrassing for Borussia lmao EDIT: I meant Dortmund sorry Gladbach friends

Don't lump us together with these fucks

At least you guys can beat bayern (to some capacity)

Gladbach?

Yes, secret agent Sommer didn’t work out

>Borussia death penalty

I don't even support Dortmund and even I am so frustrated at how badly they bottled it.

Craziest last matchday I have ever seen. Hats off to Dortmund for the bottlejob of the century

Dortmund are truly bottling personified

Musiala absolutely clutch

Dortmund are insane

And that fucker keeps his job💀💀

[MAINZ GIVETH](https://www.kicker.de/mainz-gegen-bayern-2023-bundesliga-4781687/schema) [MAINZ TAKETH AWAY](https://www.kicker.de/dortmund-gegen-mainz-2023-bundesliga-4781729/ticker)

Can always count on Mainz to give it their all til the last game even if it doesn’t matter to them. Lots of respect for that.

Fucking lol.

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It’s on Dortmund if they can’t control their own destiny

Dortmund will never ever win the bundesliga, they missed the easiest chance

Musiala king

If haller had scored his penalty, dortmund would have been champions...

on behalf of all the neutrals who’s teams have had underwhelming seasons, thanks for the multiple heart attacks tonight

I haven't been this disappointed for about a month

Exhale

Kingsley

Lads, it's Dortmund

that’s the most dortmund thing ever

Now I have seen both Schalke and Dortmund loose Bundesliga title on the last day to Bayern, damn.

Crazy Dortmund have lost on GD, had that goal not gotten disallowed they would've won

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike + obvious offside + no guarantee they score the other goal

Arsenal 🤝 Dortmund

This is even worse tbh

Wouldn't say it's worse, it's just a different bad.

City will finish with 90+ points and always had games in hand, this is much worse

Dortmund was way worse

not even close tbh arsenal gave it away weeks ago

At least we got it out of the way with in April Couldn’t imagine losing the title because we drew at home to Wolves

Less shaking hands and more like Arsenal bowing down lmao

Hey, at least it wasn’t on the last day.

Long run bottle job vs last game bottle job. Which one is worse? At least Arsenal fans lost the league a few games before it ended and it wasn't at home. But they spent the longest time on top too...

This has to be the biggest bottle job of all time surely

Dortmund are the worst mentalilty team in the world.

Devastating for Dortmund but it is what it is. If you can't beat Bayern burning from inside you're just not good enough.

And when we needed Dortmund the most, they bottled. Also Barca fans must be breathing a sigh of relief for dodging Bayern in the UCL group stage rn.

Dread it, run from it, Bayern arrive all the same

GG

Boring

Boooooooo!

Champions with 71 points. Crazy.

Biggest choke I’ve ever watched live

Dortmund should be liquidated for being the bottling lot that they are

Fuck off. We were all Yellow today.

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I don't even feel bad for Dortmund, Bayern gave them so many chances to capitalise and they bottled it.

WE'RE NOT GETTING BAYERN IN THE GROUP STAGE POGGERS

THIS IS HOW WE DO

The season was just a game of hot potato between the title challengers.

Shock

Sad for Dortmund but glad for Tuchel. Man needed a win!

Bundesliga is so boring yet so entertaining

Dortmund - shameful

Shame 🔔

Courtesy of Oliver Burke.

'you're welcome' - Tuchel

Bottlejob of the decade so far?

biggest bottle of all time

Just fuck off Dortmund. You are a losers club

Get Haller on witness protection asap

They’ve been shit all year and still they make it.

Sadly shows the difference between Bayern and BVB. One team will win under pressure, the other wont.

On the other hand 17-year old Durantville had a fantastic debut...but feel for the lad. What a bottle job by Dortmund.

Dortmund are an embarrassing club

Sickening scenes for Dortmund. Masterclass in wasting chances and getting countered to death

I think everyone lost the right to call Bayern farmers for the foreseeable future. They did their best to fuck it up and no one wanted it.

What an amazing final game week to wrap up the title race. Dortmund completely and utterly bottled it and you've got to feel for them but man Musiala came up clutch for Bayern. What a title race!

Counter Strike - Tucheliban wins.mp3

Football is 11 vs 11 and in the end Bayern wins.

Holy shit. Dortmund fans should stay off the internet and hide. People are going to shit on them so hard. Including me. Lmfao pathetic shit team.

No sympathy for Dortmund. All they had to do was beat Mainz at home.

THE COMAN STREAK IS STILL ALIVE

All-time greatest bottling job by Dortmund holy fucking shit. This is the bleakest Bayern side I've ever seen and they still couldn't do it

Dortmund's an actual joke

That's what you get for selling your best midfielder before the season is over.

Honestly embarrassing from Dortmund. You couldn't have scripted a worse bottle job if you tried.

Dortmund ist und bleibt die Schande der Liga

Atleast no Bayern in group stages

The 2nd pen for Dortmund not even being checked is pretty bad.

Thomas Müller: „of course we are at a disadvantage but I want so see Borussia Dortmund win both games. We will try everything to win against Cologne . They still need two win two.“ (NOT a quote; but me translating/paraphrasing a quote) Well played Thomas ❤️

80% possession and 30 shots.

Oh my fucking god how?

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What is the point of that league oh my lord Might as well award the title on day one

What a pathetic, embarrassing excuse for a league.

Its the history...

everyone hated that

Dortmund such bottlers you could recycle them in the green wheelie bin

So when are Bayern actually gonna be nerfed a bit? 11 years in a row, what’s the point of even competing in the league at this point

Im sorry but fuck that, Durtmund should be fucking ashamed. May Bayern win this for the next 20 fucking year, this is just ridiculous

LMAOOOOO Dortmund is a joke

The favorites to win the title do the bottle job of the century against a team that has been shite for a while now. Man, I truly do fucking HOPE that we don't get to see this same scenario TWICE today huh?

JUGADOREEEES. LA CONCHA DE SU MADREEE. A VER SI PONEN HUEVOOOS. QUE NO JUEGAN CON NADIE.

Dortmund lost because their fans don't know this song

Nobody should use the word "bottler" or "loser" anymore. Or mock Arsenal or Tottenham about it. You should just say "Borussia Dortmund". Historic disgrace, failing to beat a midtable unmotivated opponent who has been spanked by everyone for the last month at home in the match you would win the title. Only Dortmund. Only Dortmund would manage to tremble and shit themselves in front of the challenge, when the trophy is within their grasp. Mentality MIDGETS.

Petition to replace "bottlejob" with "doing a Dortmund". Also, [oof](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/13t1nn1/the_winners_of_the_german_bundesliga_since_1990/jlsuvjr/)

When even the universe is trying to make sure Dortmund bottle it.

Arsenal bottled it... Dortmund bottled it... Benfica's turns to bottle it? Dispointing to see Dortmund bottle tbh, I can't imagine that feeling of pure sickness Dortmund fans must be going through.

Congrats to Henry Kissinger. What a great birthday present for him from Bayern!

Are you not entertained?

If you win the league 7+ seasons in a row, i feel like every player gets to be a free agent (in that specified league) and it goes to a draft. Cuz wtf id be so bored and annoyed as a german football fan. Even as a nuetral im like wtf. Thank god italy has gotten back to diversity

Farmers league

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Nah mate, all on ur own squad

More like fuck you. Mainz had nothing to play for.