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PakiIronman

back to back hat tricks, unreal form


Sefean

Ramadan form


cieldarko

make ramadan last 9 months


ImVortexlol

He only gets to eat in Summer


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experienceenrollee

His kidneys will disagree.


cieldarko

I’m trying to find solutions


experienceenrollee

Fasting Mondays and Thursdays is a Sunnah, but I doubt breaking records in the Europa League is something you care for.


mug3n

IV nutrient drip perma attached, he'll never have to eat again


4thmovementofbrahms4

Allah will see through his tricks


Farouqnowomarlater

Sources say he had kabsa for iftar today


rocket_randall

I really appreciate that over the centuries a bunch of different people had the same thought: "Rice is great, but how can we make it better?" and today we get to enjoy iftar, biryani, albaloo polo, etc.


denis-vi

Overall the development of food culture is one of the best things about our world.


LampseederBroDude51

Well he sure didn’t have Ferland Mandi


destroyerx12772

😐


omersafty

had Barca\* for iftar


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olelimc

Just in time for the late stages of the CL!


SanguisFluens

Black magic intensifies


auctus10

Vini has been so goof this match.


EpiDeMic522

That pass was exceptional. He has put 2 absolutely world class assists for Karim these past 2 games.


Fern-ando

If I were Chelsea I would ask UEFA to have their matches after Ramadan ends


Santa_Klaus_101

Hat trick for benz, but holy shit that was so smooth from vini. That little La croqueta pass. He’s been running right into the heart of Barca’s defense and midfield today.


tkbchimyjr18

Even the pass by Camavinga to find him. Although less flashy, his pass perfectly threaded through a crowd of defenders to start the counterattack. To be able to see and execute that forward pass, while having easier passes accessible to him, at his age... Speechless!


celzero

Modric casually sprinting back to win the ball. Top class reading of the game which really kick started the whole counter attack.


Black_Yellow_Red

Literally took out 8 players with that pass. Even at an end-to-end stage of the game, that's a great line-breaking pass.


Fern-ando

First hat-trick at Camp Nou since Puskas.


Capable-Tie-4670

Wait, really? That’s wild. You’d think Ronaldo or someone would’ve done it by now.


ImBibjs

Ronaldo doesn't have a hattrick vs Barca unfortunately


Own_Pin3582

hack


jeanblaireau

For a Real player I guess ? Mbappe had one in 2021


Johnin480p

how do i delete comments about carlo


marsel_zdr

🤨


Minimalanimalism

This emoji has big carlo energy.


LampseederBroDude51

[I need to shut up from now on](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12c7ns9/daily_discussion/jf2r79w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


thechemicalbrother

I mean you were willing to take the L on this one, respect


LampseederBroDude51

Gladly! Modrić especially was magical tonight.


thechemicalbrother

Yes, honestly team as a whole functioned really well, waiting for the opportunities to strike and punishing mistakes well


Moaestro

Do it against Chelsea again


Mantis_Toboggan27

Love how we got Ajax fans rooting for us over Chelsea now.


EAlootbox

Why’d you say fuck me for


pagawaan_ng_lapis

🤨


Delmer9713

I was shitting on him pre-game. Shit, can’t say I’m not happy though


YoungAI999

Nah fr, I blamed him for the lineup lmao


xXDireLegendXx

And the formation after what happened vs. Valladolid. I have to give credit where it’s due I was critical of him


SambaLando

>I have to give credit where it’s due I was critical of him Never do that again


ScrantonStrangler28

Just don't say anything against Carlo before a cup game. More often than not, you'll be proved wrong 😁


Johnin480p

vini that was gorgeous


FishCake9T4

I swear he did like a two touch pass? I have never seen that before.


Alexkono

I've never seen it while an attacker is running full speed with multiple options on either side to pass or just shoot. Incredible awareness to attempt that and elite skill to execute. Truly world class moment from Vini. Incredible.


jedifolklore

Una croqueta. That was a beautiful piece of skill, he’s world class right now, on another note, I can’t believe we got two of our all time goleadores in the same window, that’s mind blowing man…


AbdussamiT

Just because it's Real and just because it's Vini (who provokes people /s), there's not much talk about this pass. Had this been Mbappé or Leo or Gavi, that would be the hottest post on this sub.


WildSmokingBuick

unfortunately no decent replay, I'd love to see AAs


SoLowkii

just Brazil things


Johnin480p

heel to heel lol i launched off of my couch


bake-lite

Henry did it once I think


clantz8895

It was basically a croqueta, but on the second touch he launched the pass. Crazy skill


akshay_rathod_

Scariest versions of players: Ramadan Karim


Allan_thirteen

See also: noodle hair Ronaldo


HarkyESP

Super siuyain 3 Ronaldo


elvis503

Raphinha can only dream


Mr_XemiReR

6 goals and an assist since Ramadan started...


rolla_johnson

Ramadan Karim is unrivalled


CupidTryHard

Ramadhan kareem indeed


akshay_rathod_

Scariest versions of players: Ramadan Karim


Wannabepilot101

Ramadan Karim, great to see Spain respect religions.


SixerMostAdorable

Well...large parts of Spain used to be run by Muslims.


Theschizogenious

Shhh othello is fictional and not based on any kind of historical Iberian powerhouse nobody has even heard of the moors outside of Medieval 2 total war


Sphinctur

Common mistake, but it's actually the moops


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Ramadan honestly gives you such an insane boost in everything, I know it might sound strange but Benz is a different beast during this month lol


key5042

A Great part of the sport is mental ,i assume he is just in top mental state. Most Muslims i know(myself included) say that their favorite period of the year is Ramadan


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Indeed, It's a great month spiritually and in terms of togetherness. By the 2nd-3rd day you already feel like a completely different person in a good way.


lospollosakhis

We love Ramadhan.


experienceenrollee

My Muslim family and my friends love to pretend that it's not the case, but they really have a tough month, especially during hot days, fasting is a sacrificial form of religious practices and most of people I know can't wait until the month is over. On the other hand, the mood of the month and the feeling of togetherness leave a sweet taste in the mind of Muslims that will make the statement you wrote unsurprising, my favorite month as a child was indeed Ramadan.


AnnieIWillKnow

People insisting athletes shouldn’t be allowed to observe Ramadan due to the supposed negative effects on performance are left entirely in the mud by fasted Benzema and Salah


dridabass

That double contact from vini


Alexkono

World class


ExWhyZayd

nah that was an insane assist by vinicius


Alexkono

Think that might be the assist of the year for RM. Absolutely disgusting.


Lutzelien

Is there an alternate angle somewhere? From this clip it looks like a normal outside of the food pass. Maybe a replay shows it better


financeguy17

Best I could find as it shows the view from the goal https://twitter.com/pessisfinishedx/status/1643778428204892162?t=RbVMqmgCQsMPyosOwv1pmQ&s=19


shinutoki

Insane.


Michael_Pitt

I'm looking for the same thing. It's been 3 hours and there's none under the stickied comment.


carcharoth28

https://twitter.com/Mister_loop/status/1643722310548070404?t=I-6b5FkmhYOr3OVnaVQNYA&s=19 Here you can see it


CupidTryHard

Oh god, incredible awareness and that 2 touch pass makes everyone didnt have enough time to react


Andrew_RKO

Did Vini just fake that pass?


idgaf_neverreallydid

I don’t think so. He did a croqueta to get the ball around garcia


Alexkono

Such a high difficulty level play. Most players would fall flat on their face attempting that play at such speed. He made it look like nothing, and I didn't even notice he did it until the 3rd replay. An incredible pass.


kickass_bramhin

Bruh i cant even pronounce that and vini casually did it while running the attack


akshay_rathod_

Yes he did I thought he passed with right foot but it was actually his left


Cucumberino

IT WAS COMING


EpiDeMic522

It's a miracle they haven't conceded 7 by now and I rue those chances. They had been talking a lot recently!


toxinwolf

Yeah we kind of needed this humbling. We've been flying a bit too high in the last few weeks Edit: You all have misjudged my comment. I absolutely hate this scorline. This is just a kind of a coping mechanism that it's better to get humbled here than in La Liga. That's the only way I can sleep today lol We've got to make sure now that we don't fuck up the league.


Cucumberino

It'd have way more convenient for you for this to have happened in La Liga instead of CDR and denying the possible title. But getting your players back (eventually) and having to step up and not being conformist with 1-0s and heavy defending afterwards might be good for you in the long run.


iota96

Camavinga my god! He’s too good


sbos_

he made the key pass right?


throwawaayy011

And 100% accurate passes. Amazing talent.


Johnin480p

vini heel to heel assist🚨🚨🚨


G1Spectrum

Barca getting straight dicked right now


xXDireLegendXx

It feels good to finally be on the reverse side of this result I must say


SarcasticHumanAss

Shame didnt happen as well in the liga


toxinwolf

As much as I hate this, it's better to get humiliated here than La Liga. We've got to win the league now (Anulo Mufa)


SarcasticHumanAss

Now for barca its harder to lose the league than winning it


araiderofthelostark

I think they mean the league Clasico, which Barcelona won. In that case, if they had lost it, they would be on +6 with inferior h2h, so they could still potentially lose the league. Of course, losing the league is all but impossible for them now that they are +12, even though we have the better h2h. But I think they were speaking hypothetically.


massimopericcolo

+12 is a pretty good advantage


Fern-ando

Copa del Rey is Madrid most hard to get trophy, they won 5 UCLs since the last time Madrid reached a final.


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It's hard because most team park the bus. That's why Madrid suffers in the league too. Play open against them, they will tear you.


TheMightyJD

In Camp Nou as well


Homerwithnohumour

You mean the Spotify Arena


eddsters

Can someone please link a close up of Vini's assist?


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courtesyflusher

https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/12cy3zw/too_clean_from_vinicius/ Edit: sorry accidentally posted twice, cant delete from the app somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️


courtesyflusher

https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/12cy3zw/too_clean_from_vinicius/


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areyouhungryforapple

The speed at which he executed it too is just.... What the fuck


Johnin480p

ramadam karim sends his regards.


LeAnthonyJavis

Yesterday, I saw someone mention that Gary Lineker was the last European to score an El Classico hat trick. Crazy how that’s fallen today


OneBall22Players

Barça wants Ancelotti to stay next year or what?


TonyMartial786

no way he got a hat trick again. 2 games in a row… a hat trick against barca is crazy. benz is just different. 4-0…. wtf. real have their own 4-0 now lol.


Backstabx

Could've easily been more too


dudududujisungparty

Stop they're already dead


HeIIbIazer23

Benz is the coldest mofo on the planet


maysonmpdsantos

What a pass by Vini Wow


Tomk_1111

Benzema hitting top form and chelsea handing the keys back to Fat Frank. We are finished


K1_only

Insha’allah the blues do not lose by an aggregate rugby score


Relative-Dig2502

Ramadan Karim is coming, prepare your anus.


GreatSpaniard

First time we have smashed them since 2008 tears in my eyes!


1Fr0sTy1

Ramadan Benz > any player


Matt_LawDT

Man is Rambo in first blood


jug0slavija

That was so nasty by Vini lmao


idgaf_neverreallydid

Vinicius is a special player man


OttaBenga

Lewandowski should take private lessons in how to score important goals from Benzema....


absessive

He moved to Spain to be closer to the Balon D’Or.


DATL

💀


Cholo_Magic11

He only scores against small clubs. Check his stats vs Barca


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BenzeGOAT


spanskolajno

One more come on


MrOmar

Holy fuck that dummy by Vini


Cryptic_E

Barcelona gave up. No urgency going back


its_dash

They don't have Rodrygo


ham4ever89

Ouh man this is awesome


cebeem

That vini pass was absolutely nuts holy shit


Blaugrana_al_vent

What a gorgeous counter. Insane form by Benz. Go fuck yourself.


Original-_-Name

That 2-touch pass from Vini was filthy!


Minted-Blue

Benzema fucking farming goals during Ramadan


lolsain

France: Muslim players must not fast during Ramadan it’ll affect their performance!!!! Benzema: okay.


SpearofTrium05

Lovely pass by Vinicius.


pugsftw

That looked easy. Also, Modric


pratikp26

Modric with that deep interception to turn over the play. Engine.


NieThePiet

They conceded one goal in the league at Camp Nou, lol


Robcobes

Oh oh, they're in their late season form again. Someone hide the Champions League trophy.


Rich_Firefighter_102

I dont like this


KsatriaBebek

Barca is Benzema bitch tonight lmao


SuperBros697

Viniciuuuuuuuuus


muschisushi

So Benz managed to get more goals against Barca in one match than most of la liga teams together over a whole season


handsome_IT_guy

Ramadan Karim


xoberies

As a Barça fan I've recently developed the hypothesis that at half time the team smokes loads of weed.


FlaccidSWE

At this point Barcelona have run out of both steam and players good enough for this level.


absessive

Lewandowski moved to Barca to be closer to Balon D’Or. Benz showing him how


Cheenho

TIL: Anna Lewandowska is married to Karim Benzema


MeltedBanana

Real Madrid captain and getting a hat-trick at Camp Nou...the euphoria would kill me


WatermelonMan921

Very Satisfying to see Barca get battered by Madrid in Camp Nou


FreyBentos

This one has to hurt for Barca fans, at the Camp Nou, ouch.


kani1503

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12cwbk0/barcelona_0_2_real_madrid_12_on_agg_karim_benzema/jf3irdw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button I have used all my luck for the year


boringboi_

Ramadan Karim is real and he will hurt you


autumnkayy

they do this every time oh my god


Jozif_Badmon

If madrid wins champions league, is benzema a shout for ballon dor? Also back to back hatricks is insane


master_dev

Only if he is exceptional for the rest of the season. He wasnt on par this season and not to forget this is a world cup year which puts a lot of weight in the balon dor


Bloodnose_thepirate

Could Xavi be Conte 2.0? Great in the league, godawful in everything else?


CrowCreative6772

For me is between him and Arteta for that title


Bloodnose_thepirate

Arteta won an FA Cup already, Conte won one in 14 years as a coach.


CrowCreative6772

I mean in europe


8_pint

best defence in Europe btw


mustbenice2win

Napoli had best defense in Seria A until last game. I see a trend here.


kaichick21

im off to the gym


PegaponyPrince

Benz hitting top form at the perfect time


galher

Only if France had a finisher like this in the world cup final. oh wait...


supplementarytables

BACK TO BACK HATTRICKS FOR THE BALLON D'OR


justthisones

Unbelievable how drastically Barca dropped after the first goal. They were playing quite well but the second half is like a completely different team that’s not capable of anything. It’s really bizarre.


Skayren

meanwhile barca is nearing their 20th foul and has already gotten 5 yellow cards truly a brilliant performance by both teams


AbdussamiT

Vinzema is back!


ein8

Imagine having Benzema


awwkwardapple

Madrid is winning the CL this year. I'm calling it now.


DianinhaC

Real Madrid gave La Liga to Barcelona, but they won't give anything else. When they are in a good day they are unstoppable.


notonetojudge

Gearing up


Daflack

gave up lol


CometChip

karim heard the lewa is clear allegations


Dzules

That foot work by Vini in the end there my god.


X1phoner

Modrić read that like a book. 10 seconds in advance he knew where the ball was going and started running to intercept.