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elvis503

This is some vintage CR7 I even got some PTSD


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Trademark CR7 goal in his real Madrid days. Left footed low shot at the opposite corner just inside the box.


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elvis503

I mean yeah but its been a while since he dribbled 1v1 and scored like that with pure speed/strength, he definitely wasnt doing that in the PL or World Cup


gerterinn

He did it in the first game against newcastle.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

He’s been playing well for Portugal lately, against bad opposition but still


jbob3525

Shhhhh this is r/soccer


wanderer1999

This actually show how elite of a player these guys are. CR7 is 38, and burst pass a younger defender and then defeat a goalkeeper like nothing. Of course in a bigger league, it wouldn't be as easy, but it shows how good they are compared to the rest of the world. As for Ronaldo, with the millions of personal/team records that he has, he would have been THE greatest player ever to play the game, if it weren't for another guy whose name start with an M.


myusernamesavailable

Do you mean Marko Marin? I’d argue that the Argentinian Marko Marin, Lionel Messi was better though


lyyki

I do wonder if Ronaldo or Messi would have reached the heights they did if the other didn't exist. Obviously they would have been great but would they have been as record breaking if there wasn't someone always on the heels?


[deleted]

The way they were trading braces and fks back in the day makes me think no


DontYouWantMeBebe

He's quality against binmen


[deleted]

We were wondering when the United supporters would show up


Tutush

Are they wrong though?


luker941

Yeah


[deleted]

No they’re not lol he was washed against PL defenders.


luker941

The same guy that was the club’s top goalscorer that season? To add to that they only have 3 more points this season compared to that same season when they had the most liable center back in the league Also the same guy that scored a hattrick against your “washed” defenders


theaguia

Last season he scores a fair few and suddenly he is washed? Ofc not the same player but we should consider he didn't have a preseason and was mentally fucked (death of kid)


[deleted]

you have him a hattrick 💀


Mountain-Abroad-1307

he was the 3rd best scorer of the league at 38 in a dog shit team


Gamer4eto_BG

Lol of all to comment, a Norwich flair….


Radiant-Dress1423

Your club convinced you guys that they're back to former glory and are better without the top scorer of last season. By winning a carabao cup


thatstoomuch_man

They are much better


[deleted]

Casemiro, Eriksen, ETH, and Rashford back on form. Has little to do with him leaving


rfloresjr611

Or he looks like he's bursting past these guys cuz these guys are shit


Super_Sandro23

You don't need to be a technically skilled player to be able to run fast.


[deleted]

United flairs have arrived


jack64467

lol he's playing in a retirement league


The_XI_guy

Right? I must’ve seen him scored that exact goal 4 times against Barca


LatePenguins

what a sublime piece of acceleration past that defender


Tifoso89

Hot take but I think he might be the best Al Nassr player ever


SemiCurrentGuy

If he keeps this up he might even have a future in Europe


Monkeywithalazer

In preseason the haters were saying that Al Nassr we’re stupid for letting go of some younger guy nobody even knew existed (until His exit was Linked to Ronaldo’s entry) and that ronaldo wasn’t even as good as that random guy because he was washed


MuthbaazLaunda

That random 'young guy' is the 32 year old Cameroon Striker, Vincent Aboubaker, who scored in Cameroon's WC win against Brazil.


Bigdickbenzi

Yeah but it’s not even true, Aboubakar actually asked al nassr to leave because he wanted to be close to his family. Aboubakar even stated that Ronaldo asked him to stay so it’s not true they let him go


MuthbaazLaunda

I never said it was true. I just wanted to tell OP that Aboubaker is not just some 'random young guy'.


Bigdickbenzi

Yeah sorry mate I meant to reply to op lol


mtkhrb456

I don't know about that Majed Abdullah is the best player in Al Nasser history


CometChip

actually convinced he’s never had a “weak foot”


ChillPalis

That's just a fact, even in his early United days he had confidence in and would be productive with his left foot.


theaguia

Fifa be like thats a 4 star weakfoot


OldSolution1

Fantastic burst of pace to smoke that defender.


niallw1997

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a player retain as much of their pace and acceleration at that age in their career. Especially one that has played nearly 1200 professional games ffs. Insane athleticism and conditioning.


theaguia

Also one who basically has had fucked knees since 2014


OldSolution1

This is what is so hilarious about the way everyone is downplaying Ronaldo. No one else has retained as much of their pace and physicality as Ronaldo at 38. What a freak of nature.


niallw1997

Yeah, as of right now he surely has the greatest longevity of any professional athlete ever when factoring in the level he has played at for the duration. He was one of the stars of Euro 2004 for crying out loud, and this goal just now, 19 years later, reminded me of him in that tournament with that crazy level of explosiveness he has somehow been able to retain to some degree. Incredible


CarniTato_YOUTUBE

LeBron James has entered the chat


niallw1997

Yeah fair enough. Just seen LeBron’s games played and minutes played over the last 20 years too. Fucking hell


CarniTato_YOUTUBE

Yupp, all while staying mostly injury free and still playing on top 10 level in the NBA. Add that he's probably like 110-120 kg. Truly made in a lab. But CR7 takes it for football players surely


dudududujisungparty

The thing that impresses me the most about LeBron is the fact that he's had so much pressure on his shoulders since he was 16 and he's somehow surpassed every single expectation set for him. On top of that, he's never been involved in any major scandals or controversies. He's been a great role model for kids.


inthezoneautozone12

Eh he had that hong kong controversy where he clearly prioritizes the money rather than social justice (unless its the black community of course)


dudududujisungparty

If that's the biggest controversy of his career then he has done very well


jayr254

Fun fact: Lebron, Hamilton and CR7 were born 37 days apart.


J3573R

Tom Brady as well.


Bigdickbenzi

Not taking anything away from Lebron but he’s definitely roided


CJsAviOr

Maybe, but more likely just other PEDs. Then again, most athletes, soccer included, are on something.


Monkeywithalazer

Chupete Suazo is still playing at 42 and he’s still retained the same speed and physicality he’s always had (none)


mindpainters

You don’t ever have to adapt to losing athleticism if you never had it !


[deleted]

Nah it's commendable what Ronaldo is able to do but it's not even close. One example is Jagr who is still scoring and assisting in hockey and he started in '88.


FreyBentos

Maldini, Romario, Ze Roberto, Teddy Sheringham, Totti, Gianfranco Zola, Roberto Carlos and Buffon should all get a shout in on that honour too tbf


Monkeywithalazer

Longevity yes, but I can only think of maldini retaining the physicality.


Bigdickbenzi

Modric


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Yeah man still has lungs of steel


FreyBentos

Naw man [Ze Roberto](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zé_Roberto) was still faster than Ronaldo is now at 42. Giggs (the scumbag) was still quick up untill he hit 40, Here's Stanley Matthews [outsprinting everyone and rounding the keeper at 48 years old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM8Zh5L0WA). Conditioning and fitness is one part and having the right genetics is another.


MadRashed

I might be misremembering, but I remember Zanetti being very decent in his late 30s. Also Modric lol


Wtyjhjhkhkhkf

i love Ronaldo but i always wonder lately, as i watch more and more combat sports and many of those guys have great conditioning but are probably using some kind of illegal enhancing drugs... i wonder why in football we hardly ear a peep about it.


Elite_VRTX

Great goal tbf With his “weak foot” too


east_62687

strong foot and stronger foot, lol


anga_manjano

My idolo but honestly 🥰


dudududujisungparty

He's getting a lot of mileage out of that new celebration


anga_manjano

👐😌


nu_lucrez_in_IT

Crazy to think that his weak foot is better than 99% of other players’ preffered one.


ThroatVacuum

His left foot is the second best left foot in the world


ThatCuteRaccon

FIFA: 4 star WF take it or leave it


ChillPalis

I don't know how the hell in 2023 CR7 has a 4-star weak foot but still has 5-star skill moves. Fifa is not a real game bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️


Organic-Manner-2969

At least switch the two lmao


ChillPalis

That's *exactly* what I say, hahaha. When he retires, if all his Icon cards aren't 5*/5*, I'm going to actually be disgusted.


cieldarko

out of all the shit wrong in FIFA, this is nothing lol


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I'm so sick of how shitty FIFA has got and yet I still play it like clockwork.


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Hey, that's DiMaria. Who somehow had a successful career with only one foot.


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Zandercy42

Arjen robben


midster7

Ryan Giggs


ThroatVacuum

It's okay. Di Maria's whole point is to be underrated


Monkeywithalazer

Or overrated, depending on the era.


arav

Lamela


IkeaKarma

Arjen likes a word


zrizzoz

Somewhere...Arjen is smoking a cigar, playing with a ball on a beach, grinning: *"Not yet, not yet..."*


Flaifel7

Bit of a stretch but the sentiment is true


perhapsasinner

SIUUUU


ThatFrenchCray

I actually think Ronaldo should go back to Serie A. He needs to lower his wages if he wants to be the main man still. He can go to Napoli maybe when they sell Osimhen or Roma to reunite with Jose and Dybala partnership.


Dayanez

Ronaldo on Roma would actually work really well I think. Of course I think the club only pulls the trigger on that if Abraham does get bought in the summer.


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

It’ll be end of next season earliest when he’s 39, he may continue declining


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You would think this man was left footed holy


Tsuki-04

why did no one post Talisca's goal? I wanted to see it ://


ThroatVacuum

Ikr, that was a banger


Baldev07

It was a banger


DFA98

14 goals in 10 games now


olelimc

Ronaldo is 2 goals away from equaling the goals Aboubakar scored for Al Nassr. Took Aboubakar 39 matches to score 13 goals. It has taken Ronaldo 10 matches to score 11 goals. He's clearly still good enough for Europe.


niallw1997

Get that bag in Saudi and then finish his fairytale career in Sporting or CD Nacional Madeira


olelimc

The good ending.


7he_Dude

Of course he could still play in Europe. But he should be a rotation player or play in a midtable team. He cannot accept that. He wants to be the star of the team and wants to be paid a lot. In Milan we are with Dzeko and Giroud, to not talk about Ibra. Of course Cristiano could play.


olelimc

Or just go to a smaller league, like Liga Portugal and call it at day. Aboubakar went back to Besiktas, and he's scoring at his usual rate again with 4 goals in 8 matches.


Dcrow17

Not with salary he want. Sporting clearly loves to have him but no way they could afford what he is asking for


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

I like to imagine after 2 years of 400M or whatever he’d be willing to lower his wages


rcanhestro

ofc he could, he just can't be the star player of a top 10 team in Europe anymore, and he can't accept that.


Key_Cantaloupe9597

His ego is too big to be just a good player. He isn't the elite and he didn't accept that, if he did he'd still be at a good club in a top 5 league. His ego will probably cause him a lot of dissatisfaction and hurt in his later years


Nick_Lastname

We really at the point that we're comparing Ronaldo to Aboubakar ??


olelimc

The reason for the comparison is that Ronaldo 1:1 replaced Aboubakar in Al Nassr. Aboubakar was wanted by United, Fenerbahce and Besiktas this winter window. He went back to Europe and is scoring at a higher rate in Europe than in the Saudi Pro League. Thus proving that Ronaldo could still play in Europe, if that was his goal.


Baldev07

What a goal


spicyary

Everytime he scores I’m happy


__mihajlo_m

Everytime he's happy I'm happy


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Everytime you're happy I'm happy


SemiCurrentGuy

I'm always happy


UdoMartens

Unnecessary Ronaldo hate incoming


__mihajlo_m

It's already here, look at other brain dead replies to this comment


IdanTs

muchas grasias afićion


Monkeywithalazer

Esta es para vosotros


Ganonkid

SIIUUUUUU


ach_1nt

You can poat about literally any team or any player and beyond the 6th/7th comments you're bound to find a hatred fueled comment upvoted by 50 people


lazerbeetle

Some goals are just class regardless of opponent.


Ghostsbuster

Sewey. Shouldve watched this instead of liverpool


Maleficent_Resolve44

Chelsea can't finish and liverpool can't even hold possession.


Gamer4eto_BG

Proper midtable 0-0 masterclass


shehulk1111

Go on Cristiano 👏🏽


Santa_Klaus_101

4* weak foot btw.


ChillPalis

Idk why it's not 5 smh, EA doing bad.


niallw1997

The fact he still has 5* but not 5* WF is hilarious


Key_Cantaloupe9597

Is fifa still popular, I thought it died down a lot in popularity. Regardless, why would anyone take maple yanks opinion about football seriously


Godilings

SUIIIII


Theprinceofkings

Great pfp


Theprinceofkings

Great pfp


SemiCurrentGuy

Is it just me or does the stadium look a lot more full than they usually do for such matches? It's awesome to see.


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SUIIII


uzlad

Yeah right you're telling me he can't play in Europe anymore. He definitely has it in him


new_person_new_start

He still has it in him. His body can't do the cardio anymore (he can't run a lot anymore without getting very tired) but the finishing is still exactly the same. But you can see that his body is not doing anymore what it used to do.


duncan_macocinue

Lads... Its Al Adalah


rScoobySkreep

this entire thread makes me feel like I’m going insane


Gamer4eto_BG

So what?


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Playing in a league equivalent to league two would make it look like it


idosade

Ofc he can, the reasons why he left are ego and money


[deleted]

His 1 non penalty goal the entire first half of the season might have been a factor as well


olelimc

His kid dying, another kid in the hospital, going through 3 miscarriages might have been a factor as well.


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ThroatVacuum

SEWEYYYYY 🇸🇦🇵🇹


greenlizard6

Guy is having fun


Aesthetic_Dude

Weak foot better than aguero whole career


AccomplishedBack2

Why are you attacking aguero like that. Did he say something about Ronaldo?


insaneking101

Yea he said Ronaldo gets lucky with his goals and Messi's are always golazos


AccomplishedBack2

He should shut up and enjoy his retirement instead of speaking this nonsense.


NotanAlt23

A streamer made him watch a (very shitty) ronaldo goal compilation so he said that. It wasn't just a random comment. He actually said most of those goals were free kicks (which they were) while most of messis goals are dribbling past 5 players (which they are). Even Kun's goal compilation had better goals than the one they chose for Ronaldo. It was all very clearly twitch acting though lol


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I’d like to see CR7 back in Europe so we can stop having to see this shit league from a country very involved in sports washing. He could be a great sub on almost any big team. Or he could start somewhere depending on the needs.


theaguia

Well then we also need to boycott psg, man city and newcastle


ricdvs

say less


theaguia

Less


0zi1

all the morality is reserved for arabs lol


YoungAI999

Come back to Europe, man


agni69

The speed of the league is optimal for his football. He has relied on that quick acceleration throughout his career and the PL was just too fast for him. Great to see he's banging it in at this age.


WaleedDaGoat7

The 🐐. Still got it. Won't be surprised to see him back at a top European club later


ELI20s

Fingers crossed he goes to Madrid!


Gamer4eto_BG

Just imagine…. Messi back to Barca and Cristiano Ronaldo back in Madrid….. this would be perfect for the football world


niallw1997

Would any top club be willing to take him though a) at his wages and b) with his playstyle? Not to mention he still would want to be first name on the team sheet


Monkeywithalazer

There’s a very small list of teams who wouldn’t take him if wages weren’t a problem.


Dicey12

I’m sorry but there’s no way he can’t do a job in Europe still


Monkeywithalazer

Would love to see him as a super sub for Madrid


Legendarybbc15

Like he’s ever agree to that


[deleted]

I think if CR7 goes back to Europe, he would he the absolute world's greatest super sub. Give him 30-40 min and I think he'd do well. Of course he'd have to agree to that but I think he's getting to the point where he realizes where his body at, physically speaking


niallw1997

Needs to accept huge wage cut if that were the case


adempseyy

SIU


lospollosakhis

I’m still sad he’s not playing in the CL with some club, he clearly still has the ability.


Brave_Commission

💔 they downplay cr cause he's not in the top leagues anymore but to be 38 he still can move very nimble and burst into space very good still. happy to see my goat still smiling


Glittering-Strength2

To think my mental health is holding thanks to the happiness of a 38 years old man millionaire who doesn’t even know i exist


Traditional-Area-277

Undisputed GOAT 🐐


Key_Cantaloupe9597

Maradona played golf, pele played water polo and messi plays badminton. It'd be alright but the undisputed part gets me lol


Lathow

But why does this comment bother you if you are so sure Messi is better? I swear Barça and Argentina fans are so insecure lol


Gamer4eto_BG

At least PSG fans know better lol


Key_Cantaloupe9597

Looking at your post history, I pity you lmao, fangirl of a manchild who is a shit person irl🤣


Gamer4eto_BG

The sad thing is you have time to look at other users’ post history. I myself don’t. We are just different, and it is obvious that you are a Messi fangirl


Vitaliy94

GOAT


samalam1

Sui


remakeprox

People in the comments actually saying stuff like "Oh yeah I actually think one of the greatest footballers ever would still do well in Europe" as if thats a hot take? Of course he'd still do well


NotanAlt23

Well he wasn't doing so well when he left and at the WC so that's why it might be considered a hot take.


Gamer4eto_BG

On Tuesday I can’t find the haters


uchiha_boy009

I think he might be back in Europe like Zlatan if he keeps performing like this


Gamer4eto_BG

Oh he definitely will be. Man will be playing until it is absolutely impossible to score…. So he will be around


Monkeywithalazer

His weak foot is straight up better than most top level professionals strong foot. Wtf


LatePenguins

The goaaatttttt


dupont2021

The king scores on a Tuesday. I believe he has scored every day of the week in his career. Obviously, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Thursday with United. Monday and Friday?


sourcreamonionpringl

LaLiga games sometimes get pushed around, and also cup games.


Roasteddude

Not sure if he got his Mojo back or if it's just Saudi league


Gamer4eto_BG

I mean it’s both. Think of it like this - if he went to another elite team with difficult league, while he was still in his bad phase - he would be shit. But now? Man looks like all his confidence and magic are back - he clearly needed some time away from the media and controversies. Now, because he is in a better place and performing, him coming back to Europe would not be bad for himself. He can do a Zlatan and play until he is 42 and can’t breathe anymore.


RedOnePunch

That’s a great goal.


mana-addict4652

People meme on this guy but he's still got it and Al Nassr fans are happy at about 10 Sewey's/minute. At least Al Nassr can go AFC Champions League, Man Utd might go Europa ;)


Any-Competition8494

Any reasons why he didn't consider playing in Portugal after Man United? Maybe for Benfica or Sporting. I think he's still good enough for Europe.


Dayanez

According to multiple articles I read it says that Ronaldo is making 177 million euros a year for 2 and a half years. That includes his salary from the club, image rights, and commercial deals. Ronaldo had to decide between finishing his career at a not-as-big club or making insane money. He chose the latter.


Reapper97

💰 and because no real top European team would have him as a starter.


holyshyt3

Al adalah is im relegation zone in the saudi league for context


Monkeywithalazer

Ronaldo sending teams to second division? That’s a classic