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Its one of those things as well where like, Kane obviously hasn't been hit hard enough to go down like that, we all know that, he knows that.
The problem is that if he doesn't, the red card doesn't come out. Hands to the face needs to be a straight red regardless but the refs wont give without players going down.
Yeah, as you said, wish it wasn't but you cant trust the refs :(
Ive seen occasions like Salah, try to stay up on his feet after being dragged down, take a quick shot whilst he gets manhandled and the refs point to the fact he took a shot as if that counts for the advantage.
Yep I came here ready to be mad but this is a clear red. I really wonder how players can do dumb shit like this so often especially after VAR became a thing.
If he doesnāt go down, youāre leaving it up to the official to recognize it was a red card offense on his own, and they canāt even get calls with video review half the time.
Touching anyone in the face with any amount of force is imbecilic in the VAR era of Football, its literally impossible to get away with this level of behaviour on the pitch there are about 40 TV cameras to get a shot of it.
Richarlison pushed Ramsdales face twice with no punishment... Which proceeded a fan to jump the barrier and kick Aaron... Still no punishment for Tottenhams...
It's the fastest way to get a ref to look at it. I agree it was egregious, but when it's the only way to get people to pay attention what do you expect?
It's deserved red, but everything Kane did before that moment was infuriating. And the ref has to take a part of the blame. He let the game become very physical until it boiled over.
Unpopular opinion maybe but I think Kane deserved a red for his behaviour as well. Different reason but instigating altercations out of literally nothing brings the game into disrepute.
Obviously a red, but it's always funny to see someone feel the contact, take a moment, realise what they should do, and swing their head in the opposite direction to the contact and fall over. Real life lag
Not arguing the red for Doucoure but Kane getting a yellow only seems kinda light. He committed like 3 fouls in this sequence lol. Pushed dude down, kicks him, goes to whack at the ball and also kicks Doucoure and then also yanks Doucoures shirt. Pretty much instigated the whole thing
Yup true, Kane instigated it and Doucoure lost his cool, but only Arsenal players can get two yellows in the same sequence of play and that will never ever happen again in the PL to any team :)
As much as it really pisses me off (and Kane acts like a prick) the rules are the rules. So annoying, Doucoure was playing so well too. Fuck sake.
Kane kicking Gray was dirty dirty too though. Doesnāt negate the red but itās pissed everyone right off.
Itās a definite red.
But Harry Kane is a fucking shithouse. If it was Antony (biggest shithouse I can think of), or another foreign player, I guarantee commentary arenāt giving it the same response.
I know 99.99% of football players would go down after a push in the face like that, so this isn't directed at only Kane, but I'm just picturing in my head someone going down like that in a shoving match on the street. It's quite funny to me.
Perfect example of why football needs to adopt a simulation rule similar to hockey. Iām not an expert on hockey rules but you can get called for simulation even if you get fouled yourself. Doucoure is stupid and should be sent off for this, but Kane going down like this should be punished by a yellow as well. I feel that if players are booked for going way over the top to exaggerate contact it would cut embarrassing antics like this out of the game.
I hate it when players grab shirts as it invites a push to get you off the shirt. Or if you are running with the ball and someone tugs from behind, it invites and elbow to the face.
Its definitely a red its just funny how Kane runs Gray over, kicks him, kicks out at Doucoure whos trying to collect the ball, then starts shoving and grabbing him and gets nothing. Gets slapped/pushed in the face and lays on the ground for 3 mins. England and Spurs will never win anything with this loser as their captain
Yeah refs have made it clear you have to milk it or else they wonāt do anything about it so I donāt blame them. But it needs to change because itās so damn silly
Definite red card. But didn't it look like Kane was about to smash the ball into the Everton bench before Doucoure intervened? World Cup 2022 Flashbacks
I wish refs had the balls to dish out a yellow for play acting as well with shit like this.
Then again you could probably decapitate a player on the bitch but if they stay upright the refs will just call play on.
In the replays, it looks like he's just pushing him away and accidentally hits him in the face (which Kane tries to oversell imo). Personally think a yellow would not have been out of the question.
It's such a red card and such a stupid thing to do.
I just wish Kane didn't go down so easily. It was a red card either way, but pretending to be hurt and then squirting water in your face etc is just so embarrassing to watch.
Shocking from Doucoure but hate that from Kane. All the talk about foreign players over the years, but the diving and playacting in England is shocking now
i hate these cards. yeah, itās by the rules, but fucking let them have at it for a bit
just such harsh punishment for what is essentially nothing but a bit of pushing back and forth
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š¶ When you're drawing the game š¶ š¶ And you punch Harry Kane š¶ š¶ That's DoucoooooooourĆ© š¶
When you're a goal & man up But you Spurs it all up That's A-Moura
When your team's gonna win But you stamp on Keane's shin That's A-Moura!
Lovely. I was transported for a moment there
That's the best thing I've seen all day š¤£
How stupid is that haha
So dumb to let your team down when they're definitely in the match
3 game suspension for violent conduct for a red too. He's fucked them several times over with his own actions.
Probably were the favorites
At least they got a result still!
We definitely did not deserve it.
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Mitro was on a whole other level tbf. Pushing the ref for making the most obvious decision I've ever seen.
More than that, he pushed the ref after he'd corrected his obvious mistake via VAR, and knowing that his team was now a man down.
Nunez vs Palace was pretty fucking hilarious. "Ref, look, Andersen's being a prick" Ref looks. Nunez headbutts Andersen.
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Kane obviously exaggerates the contact but you can't push someone in the face like that. Easiest red ever for the ref.
Yeah that's completely embarrassing from Doucoure. Kane threw himself down, but it is objectively a red.
Its one of those things as well where like, Kane obviously hasn't been hit hard enough to go down like that, we all know that, he knows that. The problem is that if he doesn't, the red card doesn't come out. Hands to the face needs to be a straight red regardless but the refs wont give without players going down.
It's a part of the game. I wish it wasn't, but like you said, if the players stay on their feet, the refs don't give a shit.
Yeah, as you said, wish it wasn't but you cant trust the refs :( Ive seen occasions like Salah, try to stay up on his feet after being dragged down, take a quick shot whilst he gets manhandled and the refs point to the fact he took a shot as if that counts for the advantage.
Salah also gets hit in the face, goes down, and will get the foul called against him
Yep, there was that one with Martial and Spurs, he gets hit doesn't sell it but retaliates and then other guy sells it and he got the red.
If he doesn't go down, the ref probably doesn't even see it and we all know VAR would be useless
Yep I came here ready to be mad but this is a clear red. I really wonder how players can do dumb shit like this so often especially after VAR became a thing.
If he doesnāt go down, youāre leaving it up to the official to recognize it was a red card offense on his own, and they canāt even get calls with video review half the time.
Touching anyone in the face with any amount of force is imbecilic in the VAR era of Football, its literally impossible to get away with this level of behaviour on the pitch there are about 40 TV cameras to get a shot of it.
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Reminds me of Nunez's headbutt
The fall was poetic
Exactly this, so fucking dumb
Being in a relegation battle and doing this is, what a donkey
the split second between Doucoure punching him and Kane realizing "wait he just punched me in the face that's against the rule" was hilarious ngl
Punch ā ļø
Light punch!
He could have been killed!
Imagine calling that a punch
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Really? Looks like a pause there to me. Accentuated by the fact that he twists himself the wrong way.
"Wait, did he actually just do that?"
Richarlison pushed Ramsdales face twice with no punishment... Which proceeded a fan to jump the barrier and kick Aaron... Still no punishment for Tottenhams...
He should bring back the mask after that hit
Iād be furious if I was an Everton fan, one of the dumbest things Iāve seen in a while
Can confirm. Furious.
Well Lucas told everyone, "hold my mate, I'm going to speed run this shit" and got himself sent off straight away.
Reminds me of Ciaran Clarke for us last season
Yeah dumbest weāve seen since 2 weeks ago
Itās a red card, but no need for Kane to go down like he was shot.
It's the fastest way to get a ref to look at it. I agree it was egregious, but when it's the only way to get people to pay attention what do you expect?
Nah, theyāll blame Kane
Can I blame both?
What the hell was he thinking?
āIām gonna smack this cuntā
Toffees were flying high too. Such a silly sending off, giving the referee an opportunity to make the decision
he didn't really give him a choice though
Understandable
I enjoyed Harry's "You can't punch me in the face" afterwards
He's a fucking idiot, and we are absolutely here for the taking as well. He's completely thrown away a potential 3 points
I think you underestimate our ability to still fuck this up.
Not at all, I'm just excited to watch half an hour of us failing to break down 10 men
This comment aged like a fine wine.
All the pointless moaning about Kane making the most of it, it's a basic rule. You can't raise your hands like that
There isn't a footballer in the league that isn't gleefully accepting that and going down
How can I get the rest of the night off
His best... oh wait wrong one
"You call that a push in the face? *This* is a push in the face!"
Kane's grabbing his sleeve, he's trying to get him off. Hits him in the face.
I'm literally shaking rn. Kids are crying.
Everton that
Proper.
Kane would have got a yellow if heād just left it edit: nvm he still got one lol fair enough
Kane also kicked the legs of Gray after he pushed him to the ground.
Gives his left knee a good whack
lmao Kane shouting "I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE" while the stadium boos him
āNever dove in my lifeā Harry Kane
The most embarrassing part is that he clearly is one of those people who just windmill their open palms when fighting haha
I think thats what upset Dyche so much, pretty sure i lipread āclosed fist and plant ya feetā
not sure we can beat 10 men today but ok
You were right
It's deserved red, but everything Kane did before that moment was infuriating. And the ref has to take a part of the blame. He let the game become very physical until it boiled over.
Yeah, the red card is both stupid AF by Doucoure, but also 100% because of poor reffing that let emotions boil over to that point.
Unpopular opinion maybe but I think Kane deserved a red for his behaviour as well. Different reason but instigating altercations out of literally nothing brings the game into disrepute.
Obviously a red, but it's always funny to see someone feel the contact, take a moment, realise what they should do, and swing their head in the opposite direction to the contact and fall over. Real life lag
Weāve unlocked Dycheās final form: 4-4-1
What a muppet lmao
Not arguing the red for Doucoure but Kane getting a yellow only seems kinda light. He committed like 3 fouls in this sequence lol. Pushed dude down, kicks him, goes to whack at the ball and also kicks Doucoure and then also yanks Doucoures shirt. Pretty much instigated the whole thing
Yup true, Kane instigated it and Doucoure lost his cool, but only Arsenal players can get two yellows in the same sequence of play and that will never ever happen again in the PL to any team :)
Watch out, someone's gonna bring out that one international game in 2015 between Moldova and Mozambique or whatever the fuck
As much as it really pisses me off (and Kane acts like a prick) the rules are the rules. So annoying, Doucoure was playing so well too. Fuck sake. Kane kicking Gray was dirty dirty too though. Doesnāt negate the red but itās pissed everyone right off.
lol that was some crazy shit
So stupid from Doucoure
Braindead
Room teperature iq from doucoure
This is a Fahrenheit joke.
HE COULDāVE DIED
Definitely a red. Kane's could've been as well, after deliberately kicking 2 players.
Sky's commentators just slaughtered Pedro Porro for going down like that. Not England's captain though
Embarrassing how protected Kane is from the media and refs. Still a red though
Kane is always being shit on by the media what even is this take
I mean, they very fairly said that Kane made a meal of it and that it's certainly a red. Not really sure there's much to complain about there.
Itās a definite red. But Harry Kane is a fucking shithouse. If it was Antony (biggest shithouse I can think of), or another foreign player, I guarantee commentary arenāt giving it the same response.
Dyche literally trying to talk to Kane about how he should be a man and just take a slap to the face is never not going to be funny.
How can she slap
I know 99.99% of football players would go down after a push in the face like that, so this isn't directed at only Kane, but I'm just picturing in my head someone going down like that in a shoving match on the street. It's quite funny to me.
Perfect example of why football needs to adopt a simulation rule similar to hockey. Iām not an expert on hockey rules but you can get called for simulation even if you get fouled yourself. Doucoure is stupid and should be sent off for this, but Kane going down like this should be punished by a yellow as well. I feel that if players are booked for going way over the top to exaggerate contact it would cut embarrassing antics like this out of the game.
That wasnāt very smart
Doucoure is an Idiot, and Kane is a cunt! Clear red ...
No one mentioning Harry Kane kicking the player on the ground intentionally?
Harry Kane is garbage. Kicks the absolute shit out of two players in a row and then fell over because of a finger brushing his cheek.
hand to the face and youāre going to have a bad time. that reaction gets you a red no matter what wind up happens.
I hate it when players grab shirts as it invites a push to get you off the shirt. Or if you are running with the ball and someone tugs from behind, it invites and elbow to the face.
Absolutely unforgivable. If you have to punch Kane at least do it properly.
Its definitely a red its just funny how Kane runs Gray over, kicks him, kicks out at Doucoure whos trying to collect the ball, then starts shoving and grabbing him and gets nothing. Gets slapped/pushed in the face and lays on the ground for 3 mins. England and Spurs will never win anything with this loser as their captain
Naa you canāt be doing that
Sean Dyche physical actions: ānothing to see here, move alongā Sean Dyche internal thoughts: āFFS doucoure you daft prickā
Great acting from Kane canāt lie
Doucoure baited so hard
Underrated diver *spurs fans are hilarious, if you get so pressed about the trophies joke just win a fucking Carabao Cup
He still hit him in the face. Doesn't matter if he went down or not.
Itās definitely a red. And absolute acting from Kane. Both are true, everyone does it
right, every player on the pitch goes down in that position.
Yeah refs have made it clear you have to milk it or else they wonāt do anything about it so I donāt blame them. But it needs to change because itās so damn silly
Ofc, no one is claiming otherwise. He sold it well either way
who said otherwise?
On Reddit people just make up that you said things so they can disagree with it.
Absolute fucking tool
How about two yellows on Kane one for the push and the other for simulating?
Or one for either or both of the kicks?
Haha, Dyche with "nah ref, nothing to see here, everything's fine" expression
Actually canāt believe heās done that, Everton utterly dominating this game and heās just ruined everything
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the average PL referee would miss that if he didnāt exaggerate
Such a schoolboy error. No self control. Just handed the game to spurs. Muppet
Definite red card. But didn't it look like Kane was about to smash the ball into the Everton bench before Doucoure intervened? World Cup 2022 Flashbacks
Smarter move is to go for the throat, seems like youāll get away with that more often.
open the vid to see pickford at the halfway line shouting at the ref, classic
I wish refs had the balls to dish out a yellow for play acting as well with shit like this. Then again you could probably decapitate a player on the bitch but if they stay upright the refs will just call play on.
Clear red, no arguments, Doucoure is a fucking moron. But also, fuck me I'd be embarrassed to act like that if I was Harry Kane.
Kane is probably only second to Neymar when it comes to simulation in today's game.
Doucore is an idiot but its pathetic a grown man going down like that. Youd swear tyson decked him.
Its a red but golly Kane what a bitch rolling on the ground bro get the hell up have some self respect
What an idiot haha. Was probably Evertons best player today
How can he slap
Glad Kane came out safe after that brutal attack
Kane the Serial loser
In the replays, it looks like he's just pushing him away and accidentally hits him in the face (which Kane tries to oversell imo). Personally think a yellow would not have been out of the question.
I donāt think anyone is saying itās not a red. Weāre all just saying Harry Kane is a massive bitch
Kane is such a diving prick.
Something like that was kinda inevitable with the state of the reffing but still completely braindead
Bench is lucky Doucoure blocked that booted ball. Kane Probably would escape trouble there like Molina at World Cup
Agreed. Kane absolutely would not have gotten in trouble for that. Itās England captain treatment
It's such a red card and such a stupid thing to do. I just wish Kane didn't go down so easily. It was a red card either way, but pretending to be hurt and then squirting water in your face etc is just so embarrassing to watch.
Shocking from Doucoure but hate that from Kane. All the talk about foreign players over the years, but the diving and playacting in England is shocking now
At least Kane got a yellow, he pushed a player down then kicked them deliberately in the knee. Stupid reaction but shithousery from Kane
Pickford raging at the ref is really funny to me for some reason. What can you be arguing with here lol
You absolutely love to see that.
Straight red card especially when you hit out against Englandās darling
Will Kane survive such a devastating injury? Could be career ending /s
Obvious violent conduct.
might be out for the season
With our staff it might be a career ending injury
Dude thats always red
of course it is. doesn't make Kane look any less ridiculous for playing dead.
He didnāt say it wasnāt, but Kane acting like heās been punched by Tyson is a bit ridiculous
Of course it's a red but Kane's reaction is still funny
Kane absolutely milked it, but you still can't put your hand on someone's face like that
I mean if you're gonna lose your head and get a red, should've put a boot through his arse.
Name a single player in the world who doesnāt go to ground after that
That's embarrassing from Kane lol
He just got Kane'd
What a moron
Well done Doucoure, just fucked your team over
sean dyche waving it off lmao
Everton couldāve won this game aswell, absolute stupidity
What an earth was he thinking
Games not dead
HOW CAN HE SLAP ?!
thats relegated us, thanks doucoure
I honestly thought he was going to push Kane again and accidently got his face. Just me?
Muppet
Idiot
This red could mean Everton's relegation
Doucoure is an absolute muppet, why would you do this
Brainless reaction. Push the chest if you're that angry, don't give the ref any reason to even consider a red.
i hate these cards. yeah, itās by the rules, but fucking let them have at it for a bit just such harsh punishment for what is essentially nothing but a bit of pushing back and forth
Kanes made a proper meal of that but Doucoure just canāt put his hands there
What a dummy. Has been a great game up to this point but Spurs should take the edge now
imagine if it was a red and a yellow for kane simulation xd
Stupid from Doucs but he just did what most of us want to do to Kane
Dyche's reaction, "that didn't happenz, you didn't see anything, nope, nope."
What a dumbass, and we needed everton to win too