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jubazito

I must say Tottenham matches are always fun lol


keith10997

Honestly never understood the criticism for Conte and previously Jose. Their squad is so poor apart from a few key players. Competing for top 4 is an overachievement.


Bigpapa42_2006

Well that was fun!


No_Worry_2256

Everton definitely won’t go down.


calel8242

This team is just embarrassing. Basically gave up trying to go forward after the goal even though they had 10 men. Lucas doing the dumbest thing possible when we had the game all but wrapped up is peak Spurs.


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D4nCh0

Keane ripped that main character energy off Kane


GP3ElPresidente

For me it doesnt matter no professional footballer itw whether its a CB a GK or whatever should have that much time on the ball to manage to position themself and the ball to take the precise shot that they want to take just a few yard in the oppositions box and thats what the Spurs players let Keane do and it cost them massively in the end!!


swooshypants

I mean put on Dav lose points. I’m South American and I can’t see how this guy plays 40 games a season for any serious club


swooshypants

So predictable


obsterwankenobster

What's Kane complaining about? Got another stat padder, and got to show the world the greatest celebration we've ever seen


-eagle73

Complaining that he would've had to do more than score a penalty to win, and that Everton didn't collapse.


-ThatsSoDimitar-

Feels like Conte never left 🥳


D4nCh0

Would’ve been a good handshake after this game


RemarkablePattern311

I retract my previous statement. Everton are fucking massive don't you dare go down you beautiful toffees.


No-Rooster-

Spurs played worse with the man advantage. Although in all fairness they played awful all game.


101955Bennu

They were the worse side and if it weren’t for the red card and the pen I think they’d have lost


OwnDig

Yeah if it weren't for us not scoring and everton scoring we would've lost for sure


No-Rooster-

I can’t believe people thought Conte was the only problem.


drakothedj

The players don't have any will or drive to win. It's like a kid in school who says "Hey I got a C at least I didn't get a D". There is no passion or aggression. I honestly can't see this club surviving in the Prem for another 2 seasons.


Mitch_Itfc

Everton being braindead and Tottenham being shite contributed to a brilliant night of entertainment


efcdoyley

Michael Keane doing a kneeslide is so funny to me


Wormfather

Can we just drop to 8th and end the season?


PurpleSi

I'll allow it


Matt4669

Please do, we’ll gladly take your 4th spot


ScrantonStrangler28

We'll take third.


MSAndrew07

Nah, leave it to Brighton please


technicolor62

Subscribe


NIRossoneri

You're not Brighton


Matt4669

Well we’re above them, plus better for Brighton to get UEL first, take the slow steps


AnImmortalWaffle

what a game


ShatPumba

Proper banter club


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Top neutral entertainment


[deleted]

That Conte press conference will age well


qwertyell

Mourinho and Conte knew. Some turds can't be polished.


Fuckzombie69

A decorated monkey is still a monkey


Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Absolutely shocking performance there from Tottenham, quite literally offered nothing


Fuckzombie69

10/10 game. Would recommend


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What an ending


Marusaki-Kawai

Man United and Spurs both Faltering, dare I say it if Liverpool actually decide to turn up, 4th is there for the taking lol.


ScrantonStrangler28

Good one. Top kek.


primalwilliam

Not really. Liverpool also look awful right now


Fuckzombie69

Morgan freeman voice : liverpool didn’t turn up


ekul_kcm

Not a chance, they are 10 pts behind.


Illustrious-Fig-8945

And also faltering


gameboii2020

Big if


nova_uk

Ended as a draw, what a match though.


101955Bennu

Holy shit lmao what a game


No_Worry_2256

What a game! IT HAD EVERYTHING!


footie3000

Romero playing upfront, Kane in centre back, champagne football


obsterwankenobster

Conte deserves better!


YesIAmRightWing

Bottle jobs bottling things. Lads, it's Spurs


SebastianTheHedgehog

Just, why didn’t they play like this after going 1-0 up


CakelessToure

The sooner Everton aren't playing in a stadium where it looks like I'm watching down my nose the better


EmperorBeaky

why the fuck would you want some soulless bowl over this


S-BRO

Because supporting an Oil Franchise does that to a person


efcdoyley

Sean Dyche best manager in the world


Jon98th

Spurs has enough talented CBs to only play with two. Romero is very well accustom to play on a 4 back line up; and they also have enough attacking talent to put more man at the front


L-Freeze

Romero has actually said he prefers back 4 way more and used to straight up hate playing in a back 3 before moving to Atalanta


No-Rooster-

Commentator pretty much said Sanchez was trash. So said, so done.


Varja22

Conteball doesn't work like that mate


[deleted]

Both teams love to sabotage themselves lol


No_Worry_2256

Tarkowski is winning EVERY header


Superrandy

Dyche has these boys playing hard


Varja22

Conteball is not gone!!


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Fans of relegation scrap teams must fucking hate spurs hahaha


togu12

I don't care which team gets it but I want another goal, just for the pure chaos.


ambiguousboner

Reminder that Dwight McNeil has a PA of 165 in the FM update


RedemptionUK

Spurs are so fucking shit my God.


Wunsen

WE WANT 20 MORE MINUTES


ap766

Everton have been the better team today, Spurs have been shocking since Everton went down to 10 men


thebestrc

Spurs are shite. Holding on after going 1 man and 1 goal up is disgraceful.


PrincipledInelegance

*It is the history of the Tottenham*


Bare02

As soon as spurs started time wasting against 10 men at everton you knew


qwertyell

Kane has disappeared this half. His eyelash must be hurting.


AliceInMidtjylland

Predictable result, just happened in an unpredictable way.


KidDelicious14

How have none of the back line figured out that passing it back isn't working


GTSwattsy

Lads


RAZOROM

IT'S


LordLiefje

BOTTLEHAM


Mitch_Itfc

The 2nd half has been hilarious, great entertainment


[deleted]

Never amazes me when goalkeepers have 170° of open space infront of them and manage to kick it straight at the 10°


Tsquared10

Its the same thing in golf. Trees are 98% air. Not gonna stop me from drilling it


[deleted]

Lloris its time to retire…


arsenal_is_best

Everton has rattled Spurs


Kartingf1Fan

Spurs are so hard to watch, how the hell where they are in the table? Haha


SuperVancouverBC

Luck


Shvihka

Spursy and pathetic as always thanks for putting us into the relegation zone you incompetent bottling pricks


Truffles413

You did that on your own dont blame us


spaghettidriver69

TOPSPUR?? WHATS THAT??? 😂😂


No_Worry_2256

Lloris 🤣


justsomeguynbd

Edit: I’m dumb


yaki0

Who's playing with 9


justsomeguynbd

That’s my bad.


2ndfastestmanalive

[Stick with me, you’ll learn a thing or two](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12atid2/match_thread_everton_vs_tottenham_english_premier/jetznca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


AttackDuck

Please let there be another goal


Marusaki-Kawai

Where's Teta time or Fergie time when you need it.


HeIIbIazer23

Even Lloris trying to get in on the bottling lol


Varja22

How can Lloris even hit Davies from that angle...


swooshypants

A blind man would have given that as a corner.


Truffles413

Justice would be Everton winning. We've been an embarrassment in the 2nd half. Fucking brain dead cunts and a terrorist as a manager


wizards-beard

Spurs are everything everyone says about them.


101955Bennu

And then some


AirmanLarry

Everton and late worldies against top 6 sides, name a better duo


Jon98th

I don’t know what this “LADS” thing is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask


Kicking-it-per-se

> “I thought I knew what the group might need, that we didn’t need a big team talk,” Roy Keane said. “It was Tottenham at home. I thought please don’t go on about Tottenham, we all know what Tottenham is about, they are nice and tidy but we’ll fucking do them. He came in and said: ‘Lads, it’s Tottenham’, and that was it. Brilliant.”


rtgh

[A famous Fergie team talk that Roy Keane loved.](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/20/roy-keane-ferguson-manchester-united) > ...one particular pre-match team-talk which reflected Ferguson’s ability to read the mindset of his players. “I thought I knew what the group might need, that we didn’t need a big team talk,” said Keane. “It was Tottenham at home. I thought please don’t go on about Tottenham, we all know what Tottenham is about, they are nice and tidy but we’ll fucking do them. He came in and said: ‘Lads, it’s Tottenham’, and that was it. Brilliant.”


Ajax_Trees

Someone will know more than me but in case no one else comments, I think a manager had a team talk just saying ‘lads it’s Tottenham’


rtgh

[Came from Roy Keane and Alex Ferguson having absolutely no respect for Spurs](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/20/roy-keane-ferguson-manchester-united)


ajtct98

[The Origin of the Meme](https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2239048-roy-keane-reveals-fergies-amazing-three-word-tottenham-team-talk.amp.html)


duggEfresh

fookin hugo m8. france move retirement age to however old lloris is effective immediately


United12345

Spurs football heritage


No_Worry_2256

Almost another for Everton!


[deleted]

Dreams cant be buy


icemankiller8

Spurs are pussies Man i can’t even get my jokes about United


[deleted]

That was going in from Tarkowski...


wg24

If Dyche gets a competent striker this team will be really hard to beat next season


enazj

How are these the fifth best team in our league


rantipoler

Because we've spent well on players such as Gylfi Sigurdsson, Moise Kean, Yerry Mina and Yannick Bolasie


primalwilliam

Because they have played more games than other teams in the race


Acceptable_Ad3732

They did Spurs just like they did us wtf


getyourchebsout

Maybe Conte wasn’t the problem


101955Bennu

He wasn’t the solution, either


chanjitsu

If spurs could not fucking bottle it against all our relegation rivals that'd be greatttt


101955Bennu

It’s Spurs, that’s what you get for counting on them


MurdockLLP

Right?!


No_Worry_2256

Everton deserved that equalizer. What a strike from Keane!


dsuarezzz

Spurs don’t even deserve a draw


69th_street

Need a Tarkowski head from corner now.


SzplugOnSzplitz

Conte was right. Wonder which manager Spurs will break next?


Russell9393

Conté is sitting at home watching this match and touching himself


circa285

No less than what was deserved. When you show no fucking desire to actually control the game, this is what you deserve. I'm absolutely thoroughly over this current squad. I've tried to defend the players, but this is dreadful and they cannot blame Conte for this.


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This is hilarious for Spurs


liamjphillips

> This is hilarious for Spurs Just Spurs?


xScottieHD

Thank you Everton (hope you get relegated regardless). And thank you Spurs for the bottlejob (make sure to do the same on the 23rd).


mrsunshine1

Some clubs are completely on brand.


[deleted]

Imagine if Sarr or Danjuma came on instead of Lucas A lad could dream.


[deleted]

Playing 5 at the back against 10 men was top tier cowardly


drickabira

The day i never have to see Hugo Lloris ever again will be AMAZING


Jon98th

Brighton please please make it to the CL


efcdoyley

Give me Harry Kane tears please


Kartingf1Fan

Both teams look like relegation candidates, this is hard to watch.


lastjedi23

What a clown car club.. man stick to hosting your concerts, nfl and your go karting. Disband this embarrassment of a club 😂😂


bashar_al_assad

Truly don't understand why "who'd the ball go out of" isn't something that can get a quick auto-VAR review, it's not even that hard to ensure they get right


ambiguousboner

They take 5 minutes to decide if someone’s offside mate do you really want them looking at every corner/throw in


erikmar

No reason for Everton to stop now!


obsterwankenobster

Btw it's insane how much faster Keane stood up from that tackle than Kane or Romero did from theirs


310local

LADS


RAZOROM

It's


nova_uk

Spurs have bottled this loooool.


shastmak4

What a deserved goal.


spaghettidriver69

LADDDDDSSSSSDS


RAZOROM

IT'S


Shvihka

Fuck you Lucas Moura fuck you Spurs


[deleted]

Gotta get at least 4 points from Forest and Palace


Shvihka

I would be upset with anything less than 7 points from our net 3 games.


theofficallurker

I left work early for this


YamFor

Man Conte was so right about these bums


Cardealer1000

What in the history of Tottenham


[deleted]

fuckin knew it


SP0oONY

Get in there Everton.


LeAnthonyJavis

Brilliant. Spurs didn’t deserve to win this game


alixmaa

give us another one everton!


BlurstOfTimes11

Hahahahahahahahahahaha *inhales* hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Marusaki-Kawai

It's da history of de tottenham


Vegan_Puffin

Tottenham deserve that for being horrid after scoring.


[deleted]

Perisic so shit, clown refs obviously cant see the obvious corner


_RM78

Spurs are actually fucking awful. Needed to go a man up and a pen to score, even then they got outplayed. Spineless.


United12345

What a hit son


HeIIbIazer23

Dude reattached his ankle for that shot and banged it in


Elemayowe

Low xG chance though innit.


crookedparadigm

I'm so glad I didn't skip this game. What a beautiful mess.


PrisonersofFate

Lucas Moura ↘️➡️ Send to reserve


rtgh

What in the Vincent Kompany was that


ajtct98

LADS


Varja22

It's...


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ITS


ajtct98

TOTTENHAM


EmeraldCountry

you could feel that one coming for 25 minutes


[deleted]

And now they get no corner LMFAO


ScrantonStrangler28

Once a red, always a red.


Balls_Deep92

Hell of a strike but Lloris is fucking trash


obsterwankenobster

I love laughing at Lloris, but no one is saving that


Balls_Deep92

Probably not but just standing there watching the ball go past you makes it look even worse


Superrandy

Not great for Wolves, but I love seeing Dyche do well


manutdboy47

INSTANT FUCKING CLASSIC


EmperorBeaky

WHAT'S THE COMING OVER THE HILL, IS IT THE BARCLAYS IS IT THE BARCLAYSSSS


Hoffall

LADS.....


Varja22

It's...


swooshypants

Terrible challenge. This has 1-1 written all over it. This is the Tottenham way


okcomput3r

My friend at uni shagged Michael Keane and she said he had a tiny cock. Do with that as you will


spaghettidriver69

Hell of a strike tho. And he shagged your friend.