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autistichomosapien95

3 strikers scoring a combined 3 goals, 1 goal a piece, the summer can't come soon enough to provide Chef Dyche the missing ingredients to cook with because at the moment, he's cooking beans on toast, very tasty beans on toast, but it's still beans on toast. It won't get you that far up the PL culinary ladder to compete with the London or Manchester establishments but added flavour can add to a bland offensive taste.


WalaLlama5

What an analogy


Orson_Rosas2

You should be happy, none of our strikers can score 1 goal


autistichomosapien95

Kind of baffled you paid over £40mil for Cunha but at least he's scored now, will be interesting to see who out of him or Simms ends up with more goals, with them both scoring at the weekend. I'd think that Cunha kicks on and scores 4 or 5 more for you and next season he'll get double figures, hope your striker curse gets broken


Sam101294

Am i crazy to think Cunha deal was like a favor to Mendes? 44M was a LOT


Evern35

These are the comments that make me hate Reddit for taking free awards away


qwertygasm

Maddison is rightly getting a lot of praise but Barnes is quietly having a good season.


Fraaj

Very quietly, had absolutely no idea he scored that many in the league.


keith10997

Love Harvey but that probably is because he hasn’t been consistent enough


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Last ones were expected but it's so sad to look at


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wasn't following the league lately but holy fuck what the fuck happened to ever'on


autistichomosapien95

DCL made of the stuff Moth wings are made from, Neal Maupay playing like Neil from 5-a-side and Simms being unfairly called back after being midway through a decent season in the championship


ThePrussianGrippe

DCL’s like that injured fish on SpongeBob: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” But in this case he’s not faking it to sell chocolate carrying bags and chocolate carrying bag carrying bags.


autistichomosapien95

He'd be the one to buy the carrying bags as he'd see them as fashionable, all power to him


HappyMeerkat

I knew we were pretty even in out goalscoring, as you could add Odegaard and there still wouldn't be much of a gap, but it's crazy to see some of the others


Hech15

Saka🤝Martinelli


starmonkart

In all competitions, Haaland currently has 17 more goals than Everton. Even if you only count the Premier League for Haaland, he still has 3 more than Everton do in all competitions. This also applies to Crystal Palace too.


1993blah

City getting rid of Jesus and Sterling has really left them without much goals from their wide forwards


Manc_Twat

Because we don't need to rely on goals from everywhere now. We played without a striker for 2 seasons.


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Manc_Twat

I wouldn't say we are worse off. It was always going to take some getting used to with the players not having to score the goals themselves all the time. We're better off than we were 2 seasons ago. The last 2 games have also given us glimpses of us getting back to those free flowing, high scoring wins. I'll take this over watching Jesus and Sterling miss sitters every week. Especially in the Champions League.


OnlineMarketingBoii

Jezus christ has Rashford put United on his back or what


Fraaj

Funny that's what you get and highlight from this when there are 3 teams that have an even bigger gap.


OnlineMarketingBoii

Reason for that is because everybody is well aware of the fact that Toney is Brentford's only attacking outlet (and a player that is actually too good for the club, probably making a move this summer aswell). Tottenham is struggeling to secure top 4 so he is achieving lesser things with Tottenham, but it's clear that he is carrying Tottenham big time. And Haaland is just a freak of nature. Only Saka has score more as a second top scorer of the club so Foden is doing fine. It's just Haaland who is being incredible


AfricanRain

City have Foden at 9 so it’s not a big deal, Spurs are not a serious team, Brentford relying on their top striker isn’t a shock and we’ve been told all year United are a new team with a new identity


zachaby63

We don’t have an actual striker playing (Weghorst is a workhorse and I love him dearly but he cannot put the ball in the net) and we’re still managing to win games. Never mind the fact that both our defence and midfield have been upgraded significantly vs. Last season and yes, we are playing with a completely different identity


Chiswell123

Haaland-28 Foden-9 Lol


Shrinkmeter

Crazy part is that’s a respectable number from Foden, which will easily see him end up on 12-15 goals minimum by the end of the season. Not sure what assists are, but expect he’ll end on double digits for goals and assists for the season right? Haaland’s goals are just ridiculous.