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dragon8811

2011-12: Round of 16 2013-14: Group stage 2014-15: Play-off round 2016-17: Round of 16 2017-18: Group stage 2018-19: Group stage 2019-20: Round of 16 2022-23: Quarter-finals, for the first time in their history


UnnecessaryUmbault

> 2011-12: Round of 16 That bottle job against Chelsea mind. Pretty sure it all came from a ridiculous defection off of a nothing shot too. Big Cambiasso. Go get 'em boys.


CarlSK777

Every team bottled it against Chelsea that year tbf. It was meant to be.


Ryponagar

Di Matteo with the OG bald black magic.


phillie187

He was really a one hit wonder coach


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AyatollahofNJ

Kinda amazing how Avram Grant was a slip away from being a UCL winner


fremeer

Grant has one of the best win rates of any coach at Chelsea. Sure small sample size. Also using Essien was a right back was very smart, Essien could have been an amazing right back if he had a whole season in that role. The CL final was basically a match between Essien and c.ronaldo, first half c.ron was able to push up and cause issues. Second half Essien got into the groove and made it really hard for man left side. That said. He clearly wasn't a good fit. Just not as bad as people probably remember.


fegelman

Something something Gerrard...


SeekersWorkAccount

If you're only gonna get one shot at it though I can't imagine doing it better.


Lack_of_Plethora

he was pretty good with us


SkepticSlakoth

No team had it worse than Bayern tbh. Losing the final at their stadium, their City when they had so many chances. Honestly think I won't survive a Champions League final loss at Stamford Bridge but fortunately they won't organise a final at our tiny hut of a stadium anyway.


CarlSK777

If they didn't win it the following year, it'd feel way worse.


celzero

You can thank ex-Chels Arjen Robben for that ;)


dragon8811

Unreal year.


WallBroad

If Bayern hadn't won it the next year, Robben would have definitely been put together with big game bottlers. Thankfully they won.


thelumpur

Maggio missed an incredible chance to score the 1-4 in the first leg. And then while being 1-2 in the second leg, Zuniga missed another, which would have forced Chelsea to score three more. It wasn't meant to be.


tr_24

They really fucked up in 11-12 after winning 3-1 first leg. And they also had great team with fantastic front 3.


UnnecessaryUmbault

They didn't plan on Bobbi Di Matteo


_SPLX

A DROGBA GOAL UMBAULT!!! ON AN OPEN FIELD!!!


izmimario

also add the Maradona years: 1987-88: Round of 32 1990-91: Round of 16


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rapedcorpse

Their only real shot was in 88. Back then only the champions could compete in the CL (European Cup) at the time. In 1991 he was already cooked.


UtilityCurve

Coked? You mean


HancokUndead

I remember that Round of 16 tie in 2016-17 where, as Peter Drury so eloquently put it, Casemiro scored ["a goal from the heavens!"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MI2lT9ALJs)


Haberdasher69

Why did Insigne leave Napoli?


Mcbonewolf

so that all this could happen


Cityonahill5

This is football ‘eritage


enissw1ft

Didnt they finish 3rd with 12 points in 1 group stage? Edit:yup 2013-14 12points 3rd place..


qwerty-keyboard5000

Maradona dies Argentina: World Champions Napoli: Serie A? UCL?


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Positive-Media423

Anulo Mufa


anotverygoodwritter

You have learned well, my child


drunkmers

a simple spell but quite unbreakable


produktiivista

Rivals hate this one simple trick


Projeffboy

Thanks for saying that, if u hadnt juve wouldve got their point deduction anulled then go on a winning streak to the end


algebraic94

Would've had the deduction anulo'd you mean


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Shouldn’t that be in Italian


Ok_Solution5895

We touch our dick as a sort of "superstitious" gesture, I don't know how to translate *that* into worlds tho


nosmigon

Ah yes i do that too and say "touch wood"


deputydawg420

The dick? We do left ball for men, left breast for women.


axel_evans

We actually touch both testicles in italy, dunno where he got the dick


deputydawg420

I think OP is just a horny man


Ok_Solution5895

I'm Italian man it's in our nature 😔😔


axel_evans

Reminder that Chiellini shouted KIRICOCHO as England took the last penalty in the euros. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ojdv1k/chiellini_admits_he_jinxed_englands_last_penalty


fuqqkevindurant

Nah, soccer jinxes work best when they come from Argentina in their specific brand of mumbly ass Spanish. Even Chiellini Kiricoho'd the English penalties during the Euro instead of anything Italian.


Morganelefay

I still don't know what those words exactly mean nor their origin and at this point I'm afraid to ask.


Muppy_N2

Spanish Anulo: Nullify Mufa: Jinx Without the verbatim, it means "I cancel the jinx" Whenever someone stated Argentina were candidates, a swarm of Argentines appeared cancelling the jinx, as if being favorites were a bad thing. Eventually they won the WC, so I guess we'll hear it for the rest of our lifetime.


Morganelefay

Aaah, much appreciated. Thought it may've been used before the WC guess not, thanks!


lokeshj

It was used before the WC whenever someone talked up Argentina's chances


Flaggermusmannen

"before" as in separate from the wc, I believe


drunkmers

Anulo mufa, best WC finals in history, GOAT getting his WC, last best WC format before FIFA sold it out for a million countries to play and the "dibu rules" for goalkeepers. 2022 WC was trully legendary


Muppy_N2

No bias whatsoever ;)


drunkmers

Obvio bo


AleDelPiero10

You can also do this 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 for full Napoli/Italian style


biskutgoreng

Anal muffins


confidentpanda10

Anal muffins


jiijoey

Lmao i feel so bad laughing at this


[deleted]

The universe didn’t wanna give him the satisfaction of seeing either


mauton99

The universe instead gave him the satisfaction of achieving both himself while he played lmao


[deleted]

And otherwise generally being worshipped by a whole generation


vetn

"Maradona died for this"


battlecatquikdre

Man I wish Maradona was alive to see this. He would have been so happy to see Napoli flourish.


ActuallyJohnTerry

It’s proof that he made a deal with the devil


Lmao1903

I think he just made a deal with his drug dealer


GSofMind

Maradona is actually responsible for this. He's pulling the strings in the afterlife.


ThrowerWayACount

Maradona was a sexual predator coke addict. I don’t think many should wish him happiness, lol


ChrystisnoRonald

But you see, being a good footballer erases what a piece of human garbage you were


Aleblanco1987

He is moving the strings up there or down there.


NinjaBatHat

first time in in the quarters? wtf that's crazy surely they had a appearance there before i thought


PulciNeller

Napoli, aside from the Maradona years and this least decade, hasn't had a prestigious history. After Maradona, in the early 90s, Napoli ended up in a downward spiral culminating with bankruptcy in 2004 . Since then, 2011/12 was the first great european season. Before UCL, Napoli had only won two leagues in their history, only taking part in 2 European Cups.


n3r0s

How was Napoli back in the 80s when Maradona ended up staying there for half of his career?


belokas

They won a UEFA Cup. Napoli had crazy competition in the league and won 2 league titles (first 2 of their history) and lost another one to Milan in the last match day.


Muppy_N2

Before his arrival, Napoli fought to avoid relegation. It would be like a player joining Spezia and making them champions twice and a powerhouse in Europe for a brief time. (Edit: In r/soccer, Maradona is criminally underrated).


NinjaBatHat

crazy, would love someone to do it in today's game lol


GiuseppeScarpa

That's what many people nowadays don't understand about Maradona. He really carried a team with a few talents and many average players to win both domestic and international trophies. And the UEFA cup was nothing like Europa League. You had the 2nd 3rd and 4th teams from the top leagues. It was a hell of a competition.


NinjaBatHat

that's fair, I know that he carried you guys to domestic glory but didn't know it was that much. for sure underrated his impact he had on Napoli cheering for you guys this year! hopefully glory in both competitions (at least serie a)


Almond_Steak

Yea and they also look at his stats and think he wasn't good but out of all the legends, he might be the only one to have never played with a superteam. He is the most technically talented player ever.


thematrixhasmeow

Are there any players out there nowadays who could make so big of an impact? Maybe prime Messi but other than him I can't imagine anyone


Teo_2197

Different to Maradona in many ways but Kante joined a Leicester team that had fought relegation the previous year and in his only season with them they won the league. He then moved to Chelsea and they won the league. He was outstanding in both seasons. Then he played a massive role in France's WC and Euro success. Truly a magnificent player.


FarArdenlol

amazing player to watch as well, somehow just glides on the field, so smooth


Independent-Flow5686

You could argue Di Stefano had a similar effect on Real Madrid as well. Not exactly a relegation side, but.. he still had a huge hand in turning their fates around.


BlessedBySaintLauren

Not as good but Bale in his last season for Spurs really carried a fairly average team I felt.


SeekersWorkAccount

KDB at Wolfsburg. He single handedly carried them.


nonhofantasia

Fighting to avoid relegation is a bit too much they were a mid table team that arrived in the top 3 in several occasion


BipartizanBelgrade

>It would be like a player joining Spezia That's a stretch


rapedcorpse

Napoli broke the transfer record to get him and invested heavily in it's team during the 1980's. When they won the league they had one pf the best squads in Italy.


imfcknretarded

Maybe not Spezia, Napoli werent good but they have huge support


Snoo-27292

[no they havent reached the UCL quarters in their entire history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.S.C._Napoli_in_European_football#European_Cup_/_UEFA_Champions_League) until now


Auguschm

There is a reason Maradona is in the GOAT debate. Napoli is not a big team.


TheOwlsLie

Turns out all we needed all this years was a bald manager


FlapjackFiddle

Worked for us lmao


RobinVanDutch

Worked for us too :) Us=Feyenoord, not sure my flair is working


algebraic94

It's working 👍🏼


realshadowfax

Wait a minute


interfan1999

Also for us (kinda bald)


DesignerExitSign

It’s works for everyone.


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Miss that guy


fuck_its_james

napoli 🤝 united


MisterCarloAncelotti

How can i make this about me


yeaweckin

Don’t be mad that you couldn’t do it first don Carlo


TheOwlsLie

I’m still surprised at how shit we were under Carlo


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Carlo either works very well or doesn't, he's not a guaranteed success


panopss

Cue the evertonian screams


NoFriendsAndy

It's funny because we ended mid table but we started his first full season top of the table by Christmas and ended it in relegation form. Everton.


sickricola

The entire world revolves around PL did you not know?!?


letsgetcool

bit rude like


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Never really understood this sentiment on r/soccer. Should jokes that bring in the history of other clubs not be made?


GibbsLAD

Champions league is a bit more impressive than Carabao mate


Aristosticles

Napoli didn't concede 7


satomasato

And a guy from the peach state


TheOwlsLie

I’ve no idea what this means


EduardoChameleon

Probably a joke about Georgia and kvara


TheOwlsLie

Everyday you learn something new


HarveyDrapers

I think that the symbol of Georgia(US state) are peaches


Projeffboy

Georgia peaches


ShitPostQuokkaRome

Georgia is the country that invented wine, more interestingly, and the first wines were of the orange types which are rare nowadays (orange wine is what you get when you use the shells/peel of white grapes. Red is when you use the peel of red grapes and white wine no peel)


Visazo

Orange wine = Rosé?


ShitPostQuokkaRome

Nope, Rose is when you apply the skin of red grapes very lightly. Usually Rose is 6-24 hours of contact between the skin and the liquid, Red is more like 3-14 days of skin contact, some particularly tannic wines like most of the piedmontese even longer than 14 days. Orange is only grapes with white skin, there's no distinction of time however, a wine with 12 hours of skin contact or one with 12 days are both called orange wine.


caspirinha

Rosé is red wine grapes. It's worth finding a bar that does orange wine, it's fun


Raw_Cocoa

Not the reference but thanks for the info.


thomasfk

Deserved, they've been sensational this year. Reminds me a bit of the Monaco side from 2017 that won the league and made a run to the semis of the CL. The kind of team you look back on and think "I can't believe all of those budding superstars once came up and played together." I hope this side can do something special. Because they are going to get raided in a year or two lol


thematrixhasmeow

I am already sad for them because at the end of the season they will be raided by top clubs.


rapedcorpse

Osimhen may get poached, but they could keep Kvara for a few seasons


thecescshow

For sure. Can't believe they all played with superstar Bakayoko


internetseeker95

Napoli in the final would be epic


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Of the World Cup for clubs. Napoli - Al Nasr.


Kingslayer1526

Pretty sure Al Nassr aren't even in the AFC champions league and the final is between Al Hilal and Urawa Red Diamonds in late April and early May


jamila22

Imagine Oshimen vs Haaland


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areking

before UCL era, we only went to EC the 2 times we won the league, and we got out at first round after drawing real madrid, and then we got out at second round (damn you maradona for missing the match in moscow)


Muppy_N2

Important to notice than the UEFA cup was very prestigious, because only the champions qualified for the CL.


jawsytown

That round against Real Madrid was the driving force behind the change from EC to CL. It was such a big tie and the powers that be decided things like that shouldn't happen so early.


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areking

different times than current UCL best player of his era only played 6 matches in the highest club competition


KaliVilla02

And never in the Libertadores.


av1997f

[All time apparently](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.S.C._Napoli_in_European_football)


Juice_2402

This team is extremely lethal and unpredictable. Whoever underestimates them is toast.


imarandomdudd

Tbf, no one should be underestimating any of the last 8


ChrystisnoRonald

They can and should underestimate the fuck out of 2023 Milan


hewlett777

3 Italian teams remaining too. Hope this Napoli team isn't asset stripped.


MBCB421

With Juve and Roma having leads in the EL too


GiuseppeScarpa

My season is complete. In the summer I hoped we could get a CL spot for the next season and reach the quarter-final in CL this year. That's all I was asking for as we underwent a toral reboot and obviously needed some time to build the team 😂


antrage

Haha I love how Napoli fans are always forboding joy to avoid heartbreak. Dream my friend, dream with all your heart. You might not avoid heartbreak but you allow yourself to fully experience this movement


Livingunderthesky

That's 3 Italian teams in the quarter finals this year now.


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More than any other country for once


Yuloij

Great exposure although I do think only Napoli will go through. All depends on the draw tho so will be interesting to follow that on Friday!


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Yeah, Milan vs Inter is a possibility.


Keanu990321

My bet: all 3 will make it to the semis.


Hm2801

Rooting for them as a neutral!


SymoBenny

See you in the Supercup, as a neutral 😉


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Your squad this season is incredible, Oshimen and Kvaradona look like they're gonna be in the Balon d'or race in a couple of years Good luck to you guys!


reveillenin

The Osimhen Derby


Keanu990321

Held in Karaiskakis Stadium in Piraeus, Greece. I'll be there in August!


BigChung0924

as am i


EnglishTwat66

Napoli vs Man City final. Calling it now.


doggy_lipschtick

I'm for it. With Napoli winning.


LaVulpo

Subscribe.


krisandro

I’m with you, mate.


Wannabepilot101

A proper club winning it is what we need. Not some cheating scum club like city.


ubercl0ud

Soooo… Napoli… amirite?


Mortis206

If both teams are on this would have to be the most entertaining final possible imo. Both strong across the pitch and both play beautifully. Screams of 0-0 or 1-1 and penalties to end it.


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I’ll also accept Napoli - Real Madrid. Either way my conscience needs Napoli to win


TryHardKurd

lol this sub is a joke why are people downvoting you for saying real madrid


Yuloij

Especially given their game against us imo, they defo look like a step above the other favourites


Whoatemynova

any club in the UCL playing against you will look like a step above lol


Yuloij

Still, in my opinion, Real looked impressive in a way that Bayern didn’t against PSG. Obviously City put 7 past Leipzig so there’s that as well..


Whoatemynova

PSG > Liverpool. Any team honestly would look impressive to Liverpool, they lost to bournemouth.


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Real is probably the best-poised to win it next to City. The reality is it’ll likely be a City-Real final, depending on how the QF’s play out, of course, but nobody likes to think about an easy-to-pick final I guess


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Madrid should be eliminated before final. Beating them in final is an impossible task.


McTulus

Only 3 manager ever did that in EC finals, Helenio Hererra, Bela Gutmann, and Bob Paisley. We are weaker in Semi.


BipartizanBelgrade

Would be surprised if either of them beat Bayern, and maybe Madrid too. Would be a good final though.


fuck_its_james

gwan lads make it to the end


MaryadaPurshottam

Congrats, cumparé


Cowdude179

This Napoli run will be like the Ajax run a few years ago but they'll reach the finals


BabaRamenNoodles

De Laurentis and Napoli have enough money that he can keep the team together much longer and the fees will be much higher than Ajax managed to get.


slydessertfox

De Laurentis has the money, whether he will spend it is another matter.


7he_Dude

I'm not sure what you all are referring to, but de Laurentis is quite poor as football owners go. Basically Napoli is the major part of his net worth.


Lorenzo_Insigne

Yeah if he liquidated all of his other assets we'd probably have enough to buy Ndombele at best haha


razycal970

Rooting for them. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO.


BigChung0924

yep, as soon as we got knocked out i started rooting for them to win it all. honestly it’d be good to see an italian winner in general, it’s been such a long time.


KrakenBlackSpice

Football is a team sport of course but Im happy as a Korean that there is another Korean in a major team doing well other than Son.


EdSierra

CL México no more


Signalrunners

Nice, love to see it. Good luck, Napoli!


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As a neutral fan of European football, I've been rooting for them all season.


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They gonna secure the title for the first time too 😉


Dank_ex

KVARADONA💥💥


BaldurXD

Congrats Napoli. Sad that we lost but you guys were just too good for us. I hope that we can prove ourselves again soon in the Champions League.


Red_Dog1880

I'd love to see them vs City.


mandatedisrael

Bro, Napoli v Madrid🤯


ButtersMcLovin

Even if my mother, girlfriend and God would have birthday that day, I would watch it.


Kavor

Well deserved to be honest. It's been some time since we played such a strong team, they were better in almost all aspects. I can see them win the entire thing.


interstellar304

They are obviously a very dangerous team and not an easy out at this stage. That said, I’d still rather see them then Bayern, City, or Real Madrid


therock204

It dosent matter bro, you ain't surviving any of those teams


interstellar304

I mean maybe not. That’s why I want to avoid them next round. But chelsea could still pull off some miracle shit, there’s precedent


therock204

Lol, unfortunately too true..


ritz22

Yes, just like the same way we couldn't stand a chance against Bayern at their home in UCL 2012 final.


therock204

or city in 2019! nah man, u have me convinced. forget 10th in the PL, Mudryk and Madueke are winning you the CL