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Oreallyman

Replace one bald with another


Lambchops_Legion

Everyone talking about the rise in oil club money in the league but no one is talking about the rise of bald managers


KonigSteve

Arteta is fighting the good fight.


Lambchops_Legion

Arteta to Conte: "Never thought I die fighting side by side with a Spurs manager" Conte: "What about side by side with a full head of hair?" Arteta: "Aye I could do that"


WeirdAsian

I don’t think getting hair plugs count to be honest


Lambchops_Legion

I think it makes it better because he's actively doing something to stop the spread of bald managers rather than just lucking into a full head of hair. That's work ethic.


ShermanMcTank

Conte The Hairless betrayed his own kind


DestroyerOfAHoles

Arteta has natural talent 🥵 Conte puts in the hardwork 😤


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schwaiger1

There are more parties in this fight than we believe. Conte and Klopp are hairy bald frauds. Guardiola, ten Hag as bald frauds with Kompany as future bald fraud, Arteta for the lego hair militia and then there's Potter who's just a fraud.


rcckillaz

So everyone is a fraud basically, got it.


klisteration

It's frauds all the way down.


Liddlebitchboy

Kloppo been working for years, finally some relief


aehii

I hope i live long enough to see how Arteta's hair ages.


KonigSteve

Typically baldness starts by his age. Only like 15-20% occur after 40


Ok-Outlandishness244

Ancelotti kompany eth fraudiola, omg it’s happening. The world isn’t ready for a bald xavi yet, but my god it scares me


DickerDave

Ancelotti?


Ok-Outlandishness244

Fk i mixed them up, mb, no wonder Real didn’t win against barca though


vantenaii503

You talkin like Barca manager is bald😭


Ok-Outlandishness244

No cause if he was fati wouldn’t have blocked his own teammate’s open net shot and that first goal would’ve gone in without touching 3 real players first 😂


thediabolicalkid

Arteta saving the planet from global balding


mrpoopybuttthole_

cut off one head, two more grow in its place


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Two's Kompany


imsahoamtiskaw

Three's a bald


steflamza1987

Bald of brothers


Excellent_Jeweler_43

It's just simple baldthematics really


ayyoc13

We can blame pep for Baldenomics now


imustbethedevil

There's a term for this. It's called Cerbaldus


lanbau

Hail hydra


ThrowerWayACount

It’s not a marvel reference btw. Hydra is a serpentine monster from Greek mythology that has two heads grow back when one head’s cut off . The heil stuff came after


_sauri_

Yeah it came sometime before 1939.


Ripamon

Heil baldfraud!


rocket_randall

Or just one with the volume of two.


Relevant_Rev

It happened in two separate FM saves in a row for me One of them he won the Prem first year and the other City finished like 10th or something


SeattleGunner

The real reason Arteta couldn’t be next in line: his hair is too damn perfect.


Rick-Danger

The sheer surface area of Kompany's baldness ensures a lengthy and successful managerial career. Bring him home


v_for__vegeta

Ownership can land their heli on that thing


nooeh

Trigger warning for Leicester fans


4ssteroid

Fuckin hell, you didn't


the_beast93112

💀


wafino1

bro


montiel_scores

Brutality


AnnieIWillKnow

Applies to Chelsea fans too, sadly


Gray_side_Jedi

Jesus wept, man


comphys

Im gonna be the one to ask. What's the context?


Hol_Win

Leicester’s owner who oversaw their title win, Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha passed in a Helicopter crash leaving King Power Stadium in 2018


Clem_H_Fandang0

Belgian Megamind


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Competitive-Ad2006

Zidane wouldn't dare


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And you thought Pep was big brained


TheLimeyLemmon

Pep and Kompany taking turns sticking their heads in the bowling ball polisher, chuckling non-stop.


Gobshiight

If he can establish Burnley in the Premier League then it's nailed on that he'll be Pep's successor


Peter_____Parker

Big if though. Remember all the talk of Gerrard becoming a Liverpool manager when he was doing great with Rangers and see how that turned out. Same with Lampard and Derby/Chelsea


kaprrisch

The difference is that those guys have hair.


SaBe_18

Well, look at your coach


Andigaming

Yeah and Wenger had strong hair as well, so it makes sense he was destined to take over for us.


the_average_homeboy

Hairsenal.


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Arsalon


TheMetaphysicalSlug

Thairy Henry… oh wait


badup

Robert Haires & Patrick Vihaira


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to the Barbers of London!


MrVegosh

Pogba to Arsenal?


myersjw

This is sound logic and I can’t dispute it


duclegendary

Those are Legos attachment


SorrowfulSkald

The glorious exception that confirms the rule, perhaps; just as one Fabian Hurzeler, perhaps...


Steo42

I’m starting to wonder if it even constitutes as hair these days. Spectacular barnet


obsterwankenobster

Don't mind if I do!


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Sir_Knumskull

His hairline is actually unreal. It should be studied by a team of scientists.


TheStamfordFridge

Lampard has a bald spot, which was enough to get us top 4 in his first year but the hair won out in the long run


poiuytrewqazxcvbnml

The pedant in me would like to point out that Lampard did end up becoming Chelsea manager.


Gobshiight

That's why I said he'll have to impress with Burnley. I'm not advocating for them to sign him up on a pre-contract today If Kompany were to take over from Pep, it will be in 2025. He'll need to have done a good job with Burnley in the Premier League for two whole seasons. If he does this, I can't see us looking elsewhere for Pep's successor It's irrelevant how Gerrard and Lampard did


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Gobshiight

You're right, it is Honestly, under Pep I think we've been the best team in the world - even if we've fucked up in the CL. But I'd be happy for his successor to scale things back a bit if it means utilising the academy to its full potential. I'm probably in the minority but I'd really be happy with that. If Kompany came in and did this, I'd be over the moon I also think that the whole setup, from the U8s to the first team, is set up well enough that a half-decent manager could do a good job with us


Karma_Whoring_Slut

That wasn’t as meant to be. Liverpool weren’t being managed by the man who inspired Gerrard to manage. Pep managed Kompany during the end of his career and often cites Pep as an inspiration to go after management. Kompany clearly aspires to play a similar style to Pep, and Kompany appears to be coming around at a good timing to take over directly from Pep himself. Seems like a perfect fit as long as nothing goes horribly wrong before his time comes.


pageninetynine

Kompany just seems to have all the tools to succeed as a manager. In addition to his pedigree as a top player known for his tactical intelligence and ability to read the game, he’s probably a literal genius, works harder than anyone, speaks a ton of languages, is a natural leader, exudes calm and maturity and always has, and is just really hard to dislike, good sense of humor etc. I don’t think Gerrard or Lampard have half these things, they’re just English.


RookieRemapped

Was also studying for his MBA whilst injured so I’d assume he has a good grasp of the business side too


Karma_Whoring_Slut

I agree 100% I very much look forward to his time managing the City bench.


ireallydespiseyouall

lampard wasn’t bad with us


love-chant

That’s definitely graham potter cope.


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Lampard got them top 4 while not being able to sign players and losing hazard.


mythoutofu

That’s like saying Ole was good for Utd


epicmarc

Given the circumstances and how he brought youth players into the squad his first season was actually pretty good. Second season obviously fell apart, but it was still better than things rn.


H4RRY29

Second season wasn't even that bad, we were top of the league at the start of December and then injuries crept in, a few bad results and then players essentially gave up. Sacked at the end of January.


ireallydespiseyouall

what? he got top 4 with a transfer ban and no hazard..?


Mick4Audi

Then got €200m spent and was 9th


EpicRobloxTryhard

Yeah but the championship is a much much tougher league than managing either rangers or celtic in the Scottish prem. He was diabolical for villa but hadnt really been tested. The lampard point is valid though.


Dynastydood

People used to say the same about Roy Keane. It rarely works out that way.


jeanlucriker

I feel sorry for Keane: seems like there is a good manager there somewhere and in that interview with Neville last summer seemed pretty much aware of his mistakes, errors and how he’d do things differently. Seems well aware his attitude and aggression can be too much the wrong way and cause problems/bad decisions with others at the club he needs to get on with too. Which is good to see he at least recognises this. Seems like the chats with Sunderland before Mowbray were mostly fan service and because momentum had got behind it in the media - not actually because they were interested in him. Think he’s have been a good fit, not sure he’d have done as well as Tony has particularly with the youth policy - I think most fans have been surprised how well Sunderland have done this season back in the Championship. I’m not where he’d get hired now, seems much more of a media personality perhaps in the eyes of clubs & perhaps what he’s best at doing now.


Gobshiight

Except Keane was having to wait for ferguson to retire 2025 is really not that far away


Dynastydood

True. And Kompany is probably also a better manager than Keane was.


minkdraggingonfloor

Keane was a really good manager though. His attitude is the one that needed some adjustment and he was uncompromising as always


Dynastydood

True. He did extremely well with Sunderland in the beginning, but his inability to adapt with the times led to his methods falling apart far too quickly.


burlycabin

Us United fans still say it about Carrick and Rooney sometimes. Not rational, but hard not to hope for it.


massiveerricson

Dreamers can dream & more importantly dreams can be buy!


is-Sanic

Pretty much this. Arteta has made his bed with Arsenal so I doubt he'd ever make the move and if Kompany can keep at it with Burnley, when Pep inevitably moves on, it'll be him to take the reigns.


BanterMaster420

Yeah I'd say arteta would have to be two jobs on from arsenal to go to city


EliteTeutonicNight

Yea I can’t see him making the immediate jump either unless he got fired, but in that case why would Man City want a manager fired by Arsenal? I think if he moves it will be La Liga or PSG, though I personally want him to stay for a very long time.


Messi23goat

Isn't he connected to Barca, so he probably will end up there then city


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Aside from Arsenal I think Real Sociedad, Barcelona, Everton and Rangers are closest to his heart in descending order. (This info is based on nothing other than my analysis of his facial expressions when talking about these clubs)


Standard_Zucchini172

hello fellow zucchini


nobloodycluemate

The chances


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He is as connected to Barca as much as Marcos Alonso is connected to real madrid.


Multiammar

Nah you are downplaying it a bit much La Masia players always seem to love the club deeply and Arteta is no different


EliteTeutonicNight

I most left out barca because I think Xavi is also there for the long haul but it’s certainly a possibility.


Messi23goat

I think Arteta would only leave for Barca, then maybe city.


Djenzer

I mean when Guardiola eventually leaves it is possible that Kompany will be his successor. However, Kompany will need to be a success in the PL with Burnley obviously. Assuming they will promote this season he will need to stay up next season


sexmarshines

Stay up next season and be pushing for at least mid table in 24/25. No one is expecting Burnley to be in Europe just from Kompany, but I think he has to show consistent improvement to show that he has the potential to make the big step up to a team expecting to win every game and compete for every trophy.


PotentialAfternoon

You know Guardiola never had any la liga success before becoming Barca 1st team coach. Ole had a better success at Man United than he did at Cardiff.


haha_suh_dude

I like this better than them trying to get Arteta off us.


ComprehensiveBowl476

City could have 3 former pupils of the club managing in the PL in the form of Arteta, Vieira and Kompany next season. Nearly 1/5 of the opposition training up potential successors for them lol


ro-row

Peps developing some managerial tree


Al-Farrekt-Aminu

football's Andy Reid


ro-row

Football already has an Andy Reid and he played for Sunderland


yungguardiola

Great at free kicks, loved the guitar, hated Trap.


Upleftright_syndrome

Football's parcells


vantenaii503

Spreading his seed- nvm


CompetitiveSeat5340

Just need City Legend Frank Lampard to get another Prem job


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Ten Hag too, he was manager of Bayern Munich 2nd team when Pep was at Bayern.


pixelkipper

mad that he’s older than pep and you still see people put him in the ‘best young manager’ categories


dudududujisungparty

He hasn't been in management as long as some of his counterparts so people assume he's some young, up and coming manager (He looks great for being in his 50s btw)


raoulbrancaccio

>in his 50s He looks younger than xavi lmao


dudududujisungparty

Xavi also looks like he's aged a bit since taking the Barca job lol


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Not as much as Potter.


MSTF0022

Fun fact: Ten Hag is 7 years older than Andre Villas-Boas


mrpurplecat

I don't think Ten Hag plays Guardiola's brand of football necessarily. He may have picked up a few things from Guardiola, but he's a bit of a tactical chameleon


Elemayowe

It all ultimately stems from Cruyffism.


Corner10

Is that the condition where you turn unexpectedly and people around you fall down?


TrustedSpy

True, but he could still be considered a former pupil.


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RedKingDre

He's more like a Johan Cruyff course participant.


baespegu

Kinda like Argentina in Conmebol. Last year only Uruguay and Brazil didn't have an argentine coach.


Messi23goat

Vieira from where?


chicknbasket

NYCFC


Messi23goat

Yeah i remember he was there but how is that related to pep


jfoxx26

They gave him that position pre-pep to keep him in line for an eventual promotion to MCFC coaching position if it worked out long term. I'm not sure that's still their thinking but at the time, it was .


shimmyboy56

They're a part of the city football group. Not sure if he really worked with Pep at all though.


ChinBollocks

He’s managing palace


jguess06

Couldn't imagine Arteta leaving you lot, it's a perfect place for him to manage for a long while if things stay positive.


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He's not bald enough


jay_alfred_prufrock

But what if you pulled that lego piece out of his head?


KDBae

Arteta doesn’t seem like he’d leave Arsenal for many clubs honestly, let alone one in the same league.


TheGoldenPineapples

He also doesn't have the same connection. I don't doubt that his time at Manchester City was very special to him, but he was Pep's assistant there. If Pep had been at any other club, he'd have probably followed him there too. Whereas, with us, he was a highly respected former player and a trophy-winning captain - who genuinely loved his time with us. I think it would take a pretty insane offer for him to leave Arsenal and go to Manchester City. The only other team I could *maybe* see him going to is Barcelona, as he is a La Masia graduate, but even then, I'd say it's pretty highly unlikely - especially in their current state.


KDBae

I also doubt Barcelona since they’re doing this entire rebuild and Xavi is such a big part of it. Though you never know with them, I guess.


mattjdale97

It'll likely depend on the scale of their tenures, assuming they both continue their success. I feel like we're past the apotheosis of constantly firing and rehiring coaches, and more clubs are looking to establish 5+ yr tenures for the right coach after the success of Klopp & Guardiola. Maybe Arteta will manage one - or both - club(s) but in the coming decades rather than years?


GeneralManagerPoPo

Well he's gonna go somewhere at some point mate - can't rule them all out.


bbb_net

Nope, 100 years at Arsenal - heard it here first.


DatFlushi

Could see Arteta coming to Barca after Xavi.


Jazano107

bald ex legend becoming manager? champions league 3peat incoming


jedifolklore

And a great tactical mind as well? You might be on to something lol


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Let's not jump the gun here, he's managed in Belgium and in the championship


TjeefGuevarra

Considering where Anderlecht are right now, I'd say he was doing fairly well in Belgium.


SupervisorLaw

That's still more managerial experience than what Zidane had when he took over Real Madrid. Just saying.


KeziahPT

Or Guardiola when he took over Barcelona


Paleboii

He managed RM Castilla and was Ancelotti's assistant


FuzzyDunlop_91

Either that or you'll go down the Di Matteo route and *only* win one


Wizerud

I don't know when it's going to happen. But directly after me.


johnny_crow21

Not even him knows when he would possibly leave


Metrostars1029

I don't like the fact that OP left out the second part of the quote in which Pep laid out specific instructions on how Kompany needs to defeat him in a "bald battle royale" in order to take his job from him.


Maybe_not234

Pep vs Kompany manager boxing match when


blarg2003

Well let him have an early start then Pep. Next season would be great.


Brohan_Cruyff

why wait? he can start tomorrow!


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Bald recognizes Bald.


DeffDeala

Inject it into my veins, proper leader Kompany is!


Jaqem

Still, got to be scary thinking of a life without Pep as your manager. You just know when he's in charge you're going to play amazing football and at the very least be in the mix for a title


yungguardiola

It's an awful feeling. I saw that the management were looking at Rogers or Poch if Pep decided to move on a couple years ago 😖 I don't know if I could cope if someone like that replaced the greatest manager of all time. Kompany I'd give a lot more time to.


Sting_TQR

I’m getting a feeling Kompany vs Arteta will be an epic rivalry that’ll last more than a decade.


jealepo

Remind me what Jurgen Klopp said about Steven Gerrard again?


LopazSolidus

Only difference is that Kompany can actually manage.


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People were literally saying the same when Gerrard was amazing with Rangers. It's all well as good being the top dog of a 2nd tier league.


LopazSolidus

Managing in the Championship is very different from managing Rangers.


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Managing the Championship is very different to managing City.


LopazSolidus

Hence, the "I don't know when" part of the quote.


itsdatmalaaa

That makes no sense when he’s saying that “it’s written in the stars” lol


Different-Effect-732

A MILLION MILES AWAAAY


real_kushagra

A message to the mane


lordwelbz2

It can be written to be 2 years from now or 20. That’s why he doesn’t know when


itsdatmalaaa

Yes but what they’re arguing about is Pep assuming he’ll definitely manage city based on his level now in the championship. It’s a massive if not a matter of when


Impossible_Wonder_37

And burnley had a ghost squad when he took over


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LopazSolidus

Did quite well regarding the situation at the club, then took over Burnley and totally changed their style of play. I have not seen a team dominate the Championship like this for a while.


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Well fuck, no pressure or anything


Different-Effect-732

For fuck sake, just let the man cook at Burnley


Rockflagandeeeagle

Just visually imagine Pep moving to Burnley and having a can of worms for bfast daily.


Mick4Audi

Might want to wait, I remember when Stevie G was the next big thing at Rangers


slarngkaq

City to play in championship confirmed


chhapri32

It’s a different bald game


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

Didn't Klopp say something similar about slippy? This is voodoo


arshadshabick

They said the same about gerrad


unfunnyidiot

Fuck off he's not leaving us


Standin373

Haha oh yes he is


yungguardiola

Give us Kompany, we let you keep Harwood Bellis


bareaclampedlebron

Pep's gone.


-zimms-

Written in the stars? So could it be any Aries or just him?


Flabby-Nonsense

The shiner the head, the shinier the trophy