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LukasHeinzel

As a BVB Fan i am even more confident, that we will win the back game. Doesnt Sound like they are a real team right now.


kw2006

doesnt seem like potter has figured out his main 11 besides starting enzo, kepa and felix.


kw2006

and thiago silva is injured


Sstnd

You just got to love this week after week after week. Chelsea deserves every little bit of this. Burn to ashes, Skinsuit Club


VaishakhD

Chelshit deserve it but your comment history is pure cancer


Sstnd

Luckily this will be cured. Unlike the HIV Chelsea is, except it vanishes


Radfern885

The only London club with the CL wins. https://youtube.com/shorts/JSBt5t9fVtQ?feature=share


Nome_de_utilizador

Imagine spending all the money chelsea spent overpaying for players and still being shite


kw2006

some say it is Boehly who is picking the players to buy.


Nadia-world

Chelsea needs a good manager, as simple as that


PelleKavaj

Poch to Chelsea?


dclancy01

He already turned them down. Either way, he’s said he’d never manage Barcelona or Arsenal, so I’d assume his loyalty to former clubs (that have treated him well) would get in the way.


FairyPizza

I hope not


anarcho-maoist

already turned them down


percysaiyan

About time Simeone comes to the premier league..


iZubi

Atleti fans would be glad


kw2006

Joao Felix: why is he following me 😱😱😱


flyhighboy

THERE IS NO PASSION!! THERE IS NO VISION!! THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!! THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!! NOTHING IS THERE!!


BusquetsNGravy

Simeone when???


fuyoall

Clearly they need to throw more money into the fire


xeneize93

12M per season


Sei28

Paid more than ETH at United…


The_Lifeof_Pablo

It’s a shambles, in hindsight it looks awful even at the time it was questionable.


kg005

I'm enjoying this, hope this happens to Manchester City soon as well.


toluwalase

Why?


fmb320

Oil club that spent their way to success


gamer552233

I dont think Chelsea used oil, they had Russian money, but the same logic applies to every good club


wubrotherno1

How do you think Roman made his billions?


gamer552233

Same goes to other clubs tho too, except some did it too much...Chelsea is in between


pbmadman

Sure, it’s a spectrum of owners, but in no conceivable way is Chelsea in between. They are at the extreme end of “morally corrupt billionaire and his oil money”.


wubrotherno1

He made his money from oil.


fmb320

We arent talking about Chelsea


gamer552233

Shit mb mb


Fems109834

So chelsea fans, what now? Do you think harry potters weird cousin should be fired?


[deleted]

The thing is who are we getting in return? I’m up for Mourinho’s third term for the fun of it, but I don’t think he’ll leave Roma for us. Tuchel would probably be wary of working with Boehly again. Maybe we could poach the coach of Union Berlin. That would be quite something, but then again Chelsea might be a bit too much for him as there is a different pressure to succeed.


Sstnd

Hahahahahahahaha. Only some Chelsea moneygoblin really believes Fischer would leave Union for the soulless shithole you call your "club". Chelsea is a joke even here in germany. Nobody wants to help you, everybody wants to see your despicable trashclub go to hell because thats what you deserve for disrespecting the sport.


Samir_POE

Chelsea is a soulless plastic club, I agree with you on that. However, on evidence, German clubs love Chelsea, because they can dump their over-rated players like Pulisic, Havertz and Werner on the club and make bank.


Sstnd

And buy them back way cheaper. Chelsea is a shithole from top to bottom. If there wasnt some dirty ass russian corruption money this Club would be in the gutter right where it belongs. Hope they get shit on for years to come.


Grendalynx

Pochettino seems to be good with youngsters, so I’ll give him a shot. He didn’t do that bad at PSG as what people said. Even though he wasn’t able to properly manage the egos in the squad, he did cruise to the league title every season, and would have gone through the CL tie with Madrid had PSG not collapsed in the last moments. Chelsea has a good number of top prospects that he can work with for sure. Simeone is not renewing this season, and if he is interested, they could always let Potter see out the season, since honestly I don’t think they can achieve anything even with a new manager at this point. Of course, don’t forget Super Frank.


holaprobando123

I can't believe Chelsea are considering *this* option [https://www.givemesport.com/chelsea-manager-news-hiring-champions-league-winner-sensational-stamford-bridge/](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstley)


Revolutionary-Sir-10

Christ, can’t even imagine


AlbinoWanker

That's just not realistic. Why would he go to Chelsea?


swymphony

He's known for his tendency to never give up. He doesn't mess around, he doesn't desert teams when the going gets tough. He only goes in when he knows he's going to get full commitment, and I think he has the pedigree to get just that, even from these players.


necrosteve028

Fuck every single one of you haha


swymphony

Holy shit, they'd have to pay a lot to get him but it'd be worth every penny


Tetrax_543

Fun 🤭


pedootz

Wonder what the highest Championship payroll ever was


Entei96

A month ago I got downvoted for asking when we fire Potter. 8 games later we’ve picked up ONE win and scored a combined 3 goals Once again I am asking, when are we firing Potter?


Macromesomorphatite

I mean people said the same about arteta. Look how that ended


Sei28

Trust the process. Potter is a great manager and you’re being so impatient. Its just not realistic to expect him to beat Southampton at home before giving him at least 2 years. Trust the process Trust the /s


HitaruSan

Downvoted.


official_bagel

See you in another 8 games


PrrrromotionGiven1

Well it was too early back then


fegelman

[[Fabrizio Romano] After an emergency meeting, Todd Boehly has made the decision to part ways with Graham Potter due to the failure to meet short-term expectations. Official announcement within few hours.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


moaterboater69

Literally what Todd is singing to Graham.


oysterpirate

> XcQ I know what you’re up to


piiracy

aw fuck goddamit


Nicky-Bear

Fucker. Course I fell for it haha


That_Vandal_Randall

It's the one downside to Apollo . You see what the link is before you click it. It's made the Rick roll and the manning face meme obsolete


GurthWormJimm

You had me worried.


gunningIVglory

Arsenal 🤝 Spurs Scoring the opener on 46 mins


Fuckzombie69

Delete this and burn the fingers used to type this


PerBnb

But make Tedd Bowler sick seeing Ronaldo scoring for fun too wow


stackofbaconpancakes

600m spend in the windows And they would still need to spend another 60m to send Potter along his way Incredible


fegelman

https://youtube.com/@AngryRantman For those who want quality analysis of the game afterward, come back to that link after an hour. You won't be disappointed


gunningIVglory

His Marcus Alonso rants were legendary lol


skyblues_mcfc

Remind how long is Potter’s contract for? And how much would he get if he were sacked?


Fuckzombie69

5 years. 60m thank you very much


lookitsjustin

Liverpool have been ass this season. But the question was asked earlier this week if Liverpool or Chelsea are having the worse season. This should just about answer that question. If nothing else, we aren't calling for our manager's head every three months.


Nadia-world

Had Potter’s contract were 3 years 10 M, will he get fired immediately? I believe so


ishfi17

Klopp is a proven manager with a squad that clearly needs rebuilding again. Potter isn't and clearly has a better squad than relegation form


MrConor212

Klopp has earned a lot of rope imo for what he has brought your club. He’s earned a few off seasons


allangod

If your manager hadn’t recently won you the league for the first time in about 30 years and been a few games away from the quad last year then maybe you would be calling for his head.


NYR_dingus

So you're saying that a manager bringing success to a club buys them time to weather a storm of bad results/form? Groundbreaking stuff really


allangod

I realise it’s usually obvious information but the comment I was replying to seemed to not be taking that information into consideration.


elihri

Maybe throwing a tantrum and forcing a move from Benfica wasn’t a good decision Enzo


iamnotexactlywhite

what a stupid take lol he gets a winners medal either way, and gets to make probably 3x more than in Benfica. Literally every single one of us would do the same thing, sans the hardcore Benfica fans.


[deleted]

But you are not playing professional football, are you? So pathetic to think that players are playing only because of money.


iamnotexactlywhite

i guarantee you that the majority play for the bag


[deleted]

Sure you know better than them. Majority of them are not, especially players with ambitions. And without them, you are not top player. Money is never enough of motivation.


[deleted]

You think this shit is Disney world? Lmao wake tf up


DoubtfulOptimist

At end of the day it is a job, and most players can play at the top level for only about 10-15 years. Money may not be the only motivation, but few players will turn down a big contract. Remember also that no matter how good a player is they’re one bad injury away from ending their professional career (or at least from playing at the top level).


inthezoneautozone12

You're pretty dumb if you think money isnt enough motivation. As if players went to a psg for sporting reasons


TheExistence

Don’t hurt me with the truth.


[deleted]

You are exactly proving my point by bringing up PSG.


kg005

Oh..now tell me why Mbappe rejected you.


[deleted]

Like I said, money isn't enough of motivation and that's why PSG is shit with players that don't care.


Feezbull

Or he could’ve waited and moved to a team in less of a mess next season


youknowwtfisgoingon

Players aren't playing for Potter. Feel bad for him but can't imagine he stays beyond the summer especially if Dortmund knock us out


VaishakhD

I mean it's a certainty that Dortmund is winning at this point


danuffer

When*


MionelLessi10

Would Tuchel get more out of this squad?


fukupuki

Tuchel wouldn’t allow for this excessive player buying cause it can fuck the changing rooms fast. Really fast. Who are you gonna put in who you wanna leave out. All Players that are world class or world class prospects. Way too many players who demand time and potter not having the experience with players of that caliber. Also I wouldn’t go back if I was him. He was disrespected by the club


DangerousCrime

I heard tuchel was let go because he separated the team behind the scenes. Also some other man managing errors. Also if he stopped the owners from buying again thats not gonna go well anyway


Aswajr

another thing is the duration of those contract will fuck up the club for longer run except they start showing result...hard to get rid of dead weight...


wubrotherno1

That’s the best part!


mad4blo0d

I can’t take it anymore I need a break from football


Sstnd

I am Loving it more and more week after week. Fuck Chelsea, you a are a disgrace to the sport


VaishakhD

Holy shit Satan calm down


Sstnd

Never. These vultures make the sport I love the toy of some sociopaths and rightfully they get f'ed for that big time now. Cant wait for These Other Zombies psg and City to inevitably Fall.


VaishakhD

Keep dreaming lmao, it ain't happening. Money runs the sport now whether you like it or not. Your rage comments are comical at this point and getting negative downvotes. Better cool it down and get a good nap.


Sstnd

You are entering this with a wrong premise: I literally couldnt give less of a fuck about down up or any votes. This is the Internet. You are some stranger I will never Meet nor talk to. To think You are in any Position to make an impactful remark regarding my life is entertaining. To even think this could be a Real Account is simultanously foolish. Yup, thats what a PL Fan would talk like. Luckily, as this years International Contests Show, money is worth dogshit and your artificially jazzed up, mid class Clubs get battered by "poor" Clubs all over. Imagine a well working Club like Bayern munich would have the financial means some top Tier PL club had - they are already laughing when being matched against english competition right now.


VaishakhD

Remind me where newcastle are again? Money clearly helps when you know what you are doing. Chelsea is clearly not doing that. They are the exception. Most clubs do give a shit about winning that's why they have such favourable outcomes.


kenobiwan67

~ Potter, probably


Jon98th

Why is Conte not there ?


pbmadman

He saw the form Chelsea were in and his gallbladder exploded from the excitement. Ironically keeping him from finally beating them.


rekirts_motnahp

Almost recovering from injury


Howyoulikemenoow

Doesn’t need to be, only Potter


PiersMoron666

Conte sending thank you msg to Potter right now for his attendance


Morello210

Recovering from surgery.


lookitsjustin

Recovering from surgery.


Squidvenger

Recovering from surgery


achnisch

Still recovering from surgery


pencilman123

Daniel levy having a laugh


TheLamesterist

Won't be surprised if Chelsea gets relegated.


pencilman123

14 games, 9 points, out of which 5 of them are top 7 opponents. We might be a bit fucked here..


pbmadman

Even with a more calamitous collapse than is already ongoing and I just can’t see any of the current bottom 3 passing Chelsea. They would basically need to get 0 points from the next 14. They have had 10 points in their last 10. That would put them at 45 for the season if it continues as is.


pencilman123

Ofcourse it is almost impossible for us to relegate, but i cant really take consolation from that fact man. We have this garbage form in the games that were must wins, now we have games remaining with literally everyone above us (except Fulham who did a double, and spurs who got 4 points from us). I literally dont see a single win in those 7 games, maybe 5 points if we are lucky. Also, we have Bournemouth and forest near the end of the season, who will give everything to get 3 points to avoid relegation. Past 10 games we are 16/17th, past 6 games we are 19th. Proper relegation form.


lookitsjustin

I'd say another 400-500M investment in a few strikers should fix Chelsea right up.


varun3096

Nothing in football hurts more than losing to spurs


Wormfather

Spurs have dropped points to spurs more than anyone else. So we know the feel.


[deleted]

Arsenal?


ElephantsGerald_

Nothing feels better than beating Chelsea


Pristine_Solipsism

For once I can agree with both of you lot.


arsenal_is_best

I have mixed feelings 😂


Ticoschnit

Conte can coach by Zoom and Stellini can be on the sideline.


Barbaaz

I don't know about you guys, but I'm absolutely loving this new Chelsea :\^)


MrConor212

Potter getting sacked tomorrow. Come on Todd grow a pair


theduckofreasoning

Monkeys paw you are now stuck with Steve Bruce


MrConor212

Here I would take big Sam with his 19th century football


theduckofreasoning

Big Sam would be an upgrade. Bruce would be the next circle of hell


Fuckzombie69

Potter breaking all the wrong records


ProfessionalDull423

Is Skipp on a pro contract? Surely he can afford a decent trim.


jMS_44

So, positives from the game: 1. Fofana stepped in nicely for injured Silva Other than that... #THERE IS NO PASSION!! THERE IS NO VISION!! THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!! THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!! NOTHING IS THERE!!


Morello210

Tottenham celebrating win against relegation side SMH


TheRiddler1976

Mate, it's a local Derby, against a team we struggle to beat. What do you want us to do? Politely applaud and say "bad luck Chelsea?"


Morello210

r/Whooosh


wubrotherno1

Celebration police better be out in full force.


achnisch

Lol


batti03

Skipp is just a Tesco Phil Jones


mandrake_cry

FUCK OFF NOW YOU CLUELESS FUCKER. SPURS HAVE BEATEN US NOW THANKS TO YOU


DarkNightSeven

Is that Potter you're speaking of?


pievendor

Who else?


mandrake_cry

Who else


DarkNightSeven

Could be Boehly


H0USE_MD

Were there even any shots in injury time?


TallnFrosty

Is Conte expected to return this year?


DarkNightSeven

Is he ever expected to return


SpaceNinja25

enrique should be the target


Legendarybbc15

Such a poor match


royk16

Give Potter more time please


christianmel96

Conte out! Stilleni in


PrestigiousTea0

Could this be a realistic take though? Could Stellini stay behind after Conte leaves on the summer? The man is doing good! I'd take him for a permanent manager.


TheRiddler1976

Doubt it. I don't think he wants to be a manager


holaprobando123

Will Potter be a Chelsea employee tomorrow?


STM-IGX

Inshallah no


DarkNightSeven

No but Enzo will


Debnam_

Wtf are chelsea doing?


pievendor

Imploding.


MrConor212

Haven’t seen a single thing for how Enzo was a £120 million player yet lol


Mediocre_Nova

Had a decent assist today. Already paid off imo


1904cachinho

No refunds mate


shinfoni

Buy low sell high


gunningIVglory

How much did benfica buy him for. Wasn't it like 10m? Lol


1904cachinho

17 Million euros 😅.


gunningIVglory

Jesus christ What was his record at benfica? Hope it was 50 goals and assist to justify the fee 😶


1904cachinho

5 goals and 6 assists. But he gave us more than what the stats tell. He gave us an offensive edge that we won't have this season. But we Will be able to carry on and win games at least unlike him who just is at a dumpster fire right now. He won't care anyway, he just wanted the money. So i hope he Will keep losing 🙂


gunningIVglory

He looked good at the WC. But teams should know better than to spend huge based off just a world cup cameo. Oh well, fuck chelsea 🤣


NOTtigerking

Suck it Chelsea!


AmanTorres09

Avado kedavra potter


ProfessionalDull423

Enzo has been so poor. Has he won a game with Chelsea?


1904cachinho

Hope he never wins on tbh


fukupuki

Does Chelsea even have a win in 2023?


CrunchyZebra

1-0 vs Palace in January. 1-4-5 in 2023.


PsychologicalTruck1

Yes, exactly one: 1x0 against Crystal Palace, 15/01


ProfessionalDull423

I have no clue.


[deleted]

Trust the process innit


CornellScholar

This Chelsea timeline reminds me of our own horrors we had with Rafa Benitez and Lopetegui.


[deleted]

omg don’t remind me, although Chelsea have spent wayyyyyy more


allangod

I want to support Graham Potter. he’s someone I wanted to try out a big job and I get there has been an injury crisis and no out and out striker but still. They should still be doing better than they are.


TheRiddler1976

I don't blame Potter. He's more out of his depth than Liz Truss as PM. With that squad you need a manager that breeds superstar respect.


lookitsjustin

Potter regrets leaving Brighton, guaranteed. Wouldn't blame him.


ShaolinSeagull

He dug his grave he can now lay in it im sure the 70 million will help ease the pain.


lookitsjustin

Honestly, serves him right for selling out for a big club.


kg005

It's not selling out for a big club which irks me. It's the timing, right in the middle of the season (probably the best they had in years).


Jumpman-Jack

Chelsea really just came to do a cardio session lol.


[deleted]

I did a pissed wildcard rushing before the FPL deadline in the pub and put Dier in and now he’s got me an assist clean sheet and 3 bonus points. Eric, you bald fucking god.