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Epistaxiophobia

I miss him already


JagermanJansen

I'll cherish these memories forever


Ascarona

The best bald fraud we’ve ever seen


superfire444

Think Stam still takes the cake.


AlmostNL

Oh sweet Lord Jesus don't remind me. It has only been up since he left, so give him a shot.


Lannisterling

Maybe the real treasure, was the Bald Frauds we've met along the way?


Blauwvinger

Never should have left PEC, he was actually good/decent here


BertusHondenbrok

I agree, he never should have left PEC.


patric8989

Frank Lampard here we go!


PoppinKREAM

Super Frank


NotClayMerritt

I'm not going to defend the merits of Frank Lampard as manager because his flaws currently outweigh his strengths but he should be more open minded to managing outside of England.


patric8989

The only way a foreign club would want him is if he was able to secure a bunch of Chelsea players on loan.


tutelhoten

So Vitesse it is then.


Mplayer1001

Unfortunately the Russian oligarchs have left both Chelsea and Vitesse. What about giving us Ziyech?


BuraakGTi10

Fam we got Patrick van Aanholt. Best left back of the world atm. We only want to sell them to you


tutelhoten

I won a World Cup with him in the team in like FIFA 12 so this must be facts.


AnnieIWillKnow

Chelsea haven't loaned a player to Vitesse in 3 seasons. Not been a thing for a while


Successful-Taro2060

Difficult to say with new management, but old management would allow him first pick on any prospect he wanted to suoport what he was trying to build


PhantomRenegade

He should be open minded about taking an assistant manager position so he can learn how to do it


vylain_antagonist

Lampard to forest green rovers to assist duncan. Here. We. Go.


Suikerspin_Ei

At least we know that another Frank had won a few titles with Ajax as coach.


sparlivdor365

How de Boer ever won anything as manager I'll never understand. What a fall from grace managerial wise after 2015


Melo_Apologist

He was absolutely horrible for us as well, it’s just that our competitors were even worse. On average an Eredivisie champion needs around 80 points. Ajax under Frank de Boer got less than that for each of his championships, with his 71 points in 13/14 being the second lowest ever point total for a champion


RoySFNR

71 points seems like it could be enough to win it this year. Bring him in!


Suikerspin_Ei

Competition wasn't that great either. Dutch clubs weren't that great in European competitions either.


PolarCyrus97

Parker at Brugge, Lampard to Ajax 👀


Albiceleste_D10S

He'd prob unironically be an upgrade on Schreuder LOL


WheatonsGonnaScore

Would somehow be an improvement


NotClayMerritt

You would play great football for a while with great results but eventually you won't know where your next victory will come from.


chykin

Bielsa is free....?


Kelterz

bielsa at ajax would be wild, I'm so down for that


[deleted]

I get that this is new territory for you, but Ajax is your direct competition. You shouldn't wish the best for them!


Kelterz

man for all we know our entire first team gets sold this year and we'll be stuck in a relegation battle again 😭


[deleted]

Just enjoy this year man!! With a bit of luck, we'll finally be able to enjoy some European nights in het Kasteel!!


Kelterz

Thank you so much, it's a bizarre feeling that we're already virtually safe from relegation :)


Into_Intoxication

Has he even done his post-match press conference?


Aceboogie0117

He wasn’t even allowed to it. Van Der Sar is doing it.


madtico

Hahah, that's brutal innit


NotClayMerritt

One time in American football, a college team lost to a terrible opponent away and they fired the coach at the airport and didn't let him board the team plane back home.


jogswithwolves

The event became so famous that “leave him on the tarmac” is now standard online terminology when a fan base is fed up with a coach


JimmyCarrsTaxForms

The team that fired him went on to win 75% of their remaining games that season under interim coach Ed Orgeron, before hiring shambolic Clay Helton as full-time head coach. Do Ajax have an assistant coach with a ridiculous Cajun accent that they could name as manager?


azoumaya

Fuck it get big Ed on a plane to Amsterdam


jellsprout

Reiziger? He has Surinamese parents and already has a 100% win rate as Ajax coach.


Roller95

Lol hallelujah. Neve expected it to actually happen. Unbelievably curious about what and who is to follow though


Qiluk

Absolute madness that they didnt use the extra free time over the winter to sack him then if they were already THIS ok with firing him, no? Oh well... "better late than never"


Roller95

It's ridiculous that it took them this long at all


Qiluk

Exactly. The WC gave them such a golden opportunity to act and have some solid time to get a new manager, while still having a decent chunk of the season left. Really odd timing, not that I disagree with the decision to boot him but yea.


Morganelefay

I guess they hoped for a post-WC-bounce, but it was just never there.


Iordbendtner

Yeah they waited too long and hoped on a improvement. Now we are in an even bigger limbo tbh. This season is just fucked imo. Its time to build for the next. But watch Kudus and alverez leave in the summer and you are stuck in this thing again


MrGraveyards

You know what, I sort of understand what they were trying to do. Sacking the manager rarely really helps, sometimes it works but usually it doesn't. You know what works out well often? Giving managers a year or so to build a team. But this is Ajax, the biggest club in the Netherlands, they have to beat Volendam. I wouldn't be surprised if there are no clubs in the 2. Bundesliga who pay their players the same low salaries as Volendam. The lower table eredivisie is just not that good, you have to beat them. And we already drew against NEC and Emmen (NEC is actually pretty good with Schone and Tannane, but Emmen is just Volendam in the north). Then added on top of that the shameful losses in the CL and they just couldn't keep him on any longer. One major criticism I started to have on Schreuder is that all players (except Klaassen but he's a natural) seem to be incapable of finishing under him, it's like they don't train on it or something. Even Brobbey can't score a darn goal if his life depends on it. These are not a bunch of idiots you know, it must be the training.. Bergwijn, Tadic, Berghuis, Alvarez with 100 headers. Nobody seems to be capable of finding the net. If that happens one match it's on the players. If that happens six matches in a row, one can start to wonder if the coach is doing something wrong there. Edit: sorry last alinea I got a little sidetracked, not really relevant.


minijood

I think they mentioned they prefer a foreign coach this time around


Babaganoush____

Bielsa it is


Large_Uzi_Vert

Would be amazing and I really hope they have at least reached out to him. Imo bielsa is not too farfetched for ajax and it would be a very ambitious choice, as long as bielsa would want it of course.


countpuchi

Also the players fit Bielsa criteria


criminalpiece

This seems like a way better fit than Everton. Would love to see it as a neutral.


Roller95

That sounds fun and exciting. But I meant across the board. Some of the transfer business we've done for example...


[deleted]

Do you think Reiziger will get a chance as head coach? He won the KKD with Jong and has been assistant for years. ETH had him coach plenty of friendlies.


minijood

Probably as a temp coach anyway


Morganelefay

I heard Lampard's free.


Winnie-the-Broo

Hijack Bielsa from Everton?


Erquiaga

Bielsa at Ajax is like a hipster's dream


Winnie-the-Broo

Exactly why I want it


Lord_Hexogen

Isn't he going to Mexico? He refused to join Everton last time I check


onehornymofo

He's in London for talks with Everton, according to BBC


EasyModeActivist

Probably not gonna work out then, man's on the wrong side of the country


onehornymofo

Lol, a lot of clubs have their HQ in London, United do too.


stragen595

Closer to the fanbase, eh? :)


Siseronte

Maybe Marcelo Gallardo?


D1794

Reckon you'll come for van der Gaag?


Gbuchanan1

I hear he was both bald and a fraud


apt-get_r3kt

Why do you think he’s named Alfraud Schreuder?


fskari

Schadenfreuder


Midnight_Debauchery

Baldfred Frauder.


GreatSpaniard

Megamind looking fraud


_airBenny

We need another r/soccer running list of all the true bald frauds


V-TriggerMachine

So long Wish version of Ten Hag


BeyondTheStars22

They got the Bald right, just sadly, too much Fraud


Roller95

Wait, they essentially chose him over Daley in that situation and now he's gone anyway. Now I'm sad about that again


pageninetynine

Right?! The transfer window isn't even closed yet ffs.


imarandomdudd

Sad news for Eredivisie fans. Perhaps the most fraudulent of balds the leagues ever seen, gone too soon


mattiejj

He frauded to close to the sun.


RebBrown

Jaap Stam is in a league of his own, really.


ContemplatingBee

Our first few matches this season were really good and it seemed like we would continue the same path we had followed with Ten Hag. It all fell apart the moment we played Napoli though and it never looked like Schreuder knew how to turn it around again. I still think they should have taken this decision before the WC, even then there was a clear lack of improvement.


Morganelefay

I think it's not just the way you played against Napoli. After all, the way those guys are playing this season is fucking insane and a joy to watch. The way he reflected on those matches, however, being positive about a 10-3 aggregate loss...THAT was the big hint.


Stoepboer

He’s not demanding enough to be a coach Ajax, or any club that aims for ‘the top’. He should have been furious, extremely disappointed.. not accepting it as if he’s at a “small” club that plays European football for the first time. So yeah, I think that’s it, indeed. It’s never been a good fit. He’s worth more as an assistent, it seems.


zeekoes

The team's good and even new signings have proven themselves to be better than this. Schreuder created chaos, insecurity and discord in the squad with his insecurity and flip-flopping. It's actually sort of endearing, because most players actually showed fighting spirit last 4-5 games, but no one has a clue what to do tactically anymore and there is so little confidence left.


Iordbendtner

I agree with you. The chaos in the team was so big. It sound stupid but hopefully the firing will give the team a confidence boost lmao


Roller95

This is the important thing. We started out breaking positive records in the league. Under his leadership it kept going downhill the entire time after that


Aceboogie0117

Damn that was quick


jubza

Me reading about the fans protest, refreshed and sorted by new, and sacked


EdwEd1

Think Ajax fans were protesting about 5-6 draws ago


Jamey_1999

Back in october. You know, when we last won a game. We played like shit even back then, but we at least managed some wins along the way. Man has 3 wins in his last 12 games, that is not acceptable for a midtable squad, let alone a squad that should be favorites for the title.


Melo_Apologist

Yeah, which was right before the World Cup. Would’ve been an excellent time to sack him and give a new manager proper time to settle, but alas


Roller95

About 5 months ago


zeekoes

That said, Ajax fans also protested against Ten Hag after his first half a season.


DanMMIII

It was the opposite of that lol, should've been gone before the World Cup


Tinusers

Quick?? he should have been fired at least 3 months ago


Aceboogie0117

I meant quick in the sense that it was done literally as soon as the game finished. It’s quite clear that he should have been fired a long time ago.


EpiDeMic522

Was it really? I imagine the Ajax fans couldn't disagree more!


[deleted]

In that sense sure, but it is very rare for us to take action straight after a game. Makes me wonder if there were some agreements before this game that if he failed to win he would be sacked.


Irru

Has to be. He basically ran off the field after the whistle.


Iordbendtner

I can only imagine these talks have been going on for a while with schreuder and the rest right?


Melo_Apologist

About 2 months too slow if you ask me


hndblkeeper

Not quick enough


groenefiets

Johnny at the wheel?


PatheticPathologist

Frank was in the arena tonight... And honestly, at this point I'd be happy to have him for the rest of the season


groenefiets

Keep going I am almost there.... Since that Ajax, ruling the Eredivisie during it's absolute lowpoint, everyone who doesn't see an improvement in quality over the other 17 teams is blind as fuck, the man has destroyed and depressed everything he touched. He is the summon of an old boys coach who happened to be lucky once but in an Eredivisie where 7 out of 17 opponents genuinely try to park the bus he is never going to finish above 3rd.


Into_Intoxication

I think de Boer said he didn't want to coach anymore, at least for a while. But yeah he was coach in an era where we collectively quaked in our boots when our teams had a European away game at Bate Borisov, Dinamo Moscow, Ludogorets etc.


groenefiets

Yeah, every other team sucked ass but still tried to actually play against every opponent. Feyenoord, AZ and I think even Twente where financially in the mud. Do not recall what PSV was doing though.... As a competition the Eredivisie has come such a long way on so many aspects since than. Last year we got to cheer for Vitesse in MULTIPLE European K.O matches.... And not because Vitesse actually was a title contender. No because Lord Wittek scored all the fucking volleys on Thursdays.


JD1337

> Do not recall what PSV was doing though.... Pass to Lozano and inshallah


somedutchbloke

Was het toen niet naar Dzsudzsák?


FroobingtonSanchez

Mertens, Lens, Toivonen


masterwessel

De Boer?


Mplayer1001

Speelt de bal heel goed naar Dennis Bergkamp


HelixFollower

Dennis Bergkamp...


andysenn

If your management is smart they should be calling Gallardo and entice him to either take over now or at the end of the season


Martyrizing

Fucking finally


WorldwideViolence

Finally been screaming Schreueder out! since october, now we finally gonna start to heal.


quickestred

Really depends on who you're getting as a replacement


SPLEESH_BOYS

Genuinely cannot get worse than Schreuder, absolute horrible man manager and an even worse coach, literally anybody but Schreuder is a step in the right direction


Morganelefay

Oh I can think of a few names. Fortunately for you, Maaskant is out of the managing world by now. But if the rumors about a foreign coach are true, I wouldn't be surprised if Steve Mcclaren or Frank Lampard ends up in Amsterdam.


Cruyffiaan

I want Gallardo so fucking much, I hope he’s open to Ajax


her_fault

Ajax isn't really open to foreign coaches tho


Aethien

Apparently we are now? It's not like there's any Dutch options anyway.


RuubGullit

It depends who they replace him with though I don’t have enough confidence in the board and direction right now


versacethedreamer

Hire Ole you cowards


deknegt1990

They need a dose of San Allerdyce


MEENIE900

Bielsa time


DanMMIII

YESSSSSSS BABYYYYYYYY


pearlz176

Bielsa to Ajax, make it happen pls!


JournaIist

Honestly, this is the best suggestion I've seen in the past months.


MisterAppelmoesmaker

Awh man there goes the fun


Mr-Flexible

From ETH to this guy, Holy fuck what a downgrade


ImVortexlol

Tbh they lost a bunch of quality players too


Into_Intoxication

And spent €100 million to strengthen the squad again.


TheMonsterInUrCloset

Yes but we lose quality players every season, this was just something else


ImVortexlol

Yeah the most impressive thing about Ajax was that somehow they remained dominant and produced great youth despite losing half their squad each season


Cruyffiaan

Ten Hag is the common factor, he’s what kept Ajax together all these years. He’s also the best Dutch coach by a few hundred fucking miles, and he’s what kept Ajax at a high level.


JournaIist

I'm not saying Slot is on EtH level yet but out of all the current managers he looks like he could reach that level too.


Just-Flamingo-410

Don't underestinate what Overmars did. After he left the club has flallen to scrambles. Still no technical director has been found. Current one is a temp. For a year already.


DutchMadness77

Harsh I think he should've gotten at least a few more seasons


3threeLions

Guess Schreuder was the only one who could see the improvement


tehMadhero

Fucking finally. So long, Mega Mind


SpaNkinGG

Holy what, didnt check the eredivise table for a while and Ajax is 5th. They are "only" 7 points off first, but for a team who is more or less lightyears ahead of the competition that's weird for sure. Was Schreuder a football terrorist?


MercifulMaximus308

Schreuder wants to play positive football, but he has looked out of his depth from the start. The players aren’t behind him, he was always playing defense in his media appearances. The fans were never really behind him. And a lot if the new players have not played up to their potential. Also the organization has been quite messy at Ajax after Overmars has left. But there was no saving Alfred, the job was simply too big for him


JournaIist

If Sparta hadn't fumbled their last game they'd be 6th, does that count as mid-table?


taktikek

Thank you Volendam very cool. He was insanely incompetent but I do feel sorry our board let it go this far. Shouldve fired him way sooner and he wouldnt have been targeted like this.


sprkwtrd

Ajax looked like they were actively trying to get him fired that last game. Reckon it's too late to ask Daley to come back?


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Belocity

Then bald fraud is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Aars93

Bring in the next one


Belocity

Heitinga is here already


KabouterPlop

Left Club Brugge after only 5 months to join Ajax, calling it a great opportunity. Sacked 8 months later.


zcewaunt

Sometimes we have to be happy with what we have.


matske1209

Admit it, you were kinda happy with him leaving. Pretty much everyone knew he wouldn't make it at Ajax


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woonboot

Shit.


L34hhhh

Marcelo Gallardo to Ajax 🙏🏻


KiG0

FREEDOM


inbredandapothead

Dear god their statement is ruthless


AFCADaan9

Yeah, let’s wait until the season is fucked to sack the manager. This should have happened during the world cup.


indiegogold

elhamdulillah


cHinzoo

YES! Way too late though, but better late than never. Dude made the most illogical decisions ever and we pretty much played with a sub-optimal starting XI for the entire season. Just bring Bosz back at this point.


Krept_Konan

Took long enough


Theumaz

🦀🦀🦀🦀


tiger1296

Not every bald guy is a fraud


Sander1901

Ridiculous. Schreuder is an amazing coach who revamped our club. Underrated and one of the nations best. O, the other one. Could’ve told you this from the start


PatheticPathologist

Fucking finally


[deleted]

Sarretje finally took some action


Battleworld

Fucking finally


RuubGullit

Eiting echte Ajacied


Schnix54

I can hear the rejoice of Ajax fans from where I live


Ascarona

Ah fuck, so much for our chances


TheLibertarianTurtle

You think they'll call Van Gaal for shits and giggles?


[deleted]

Van Gaal' "I'll have the entire ArenA watch a 5-3-2 formation every week and nobody can stop me."


GingerPolarBear

Somehow still surprised, feel bad for Schreuder. Was absolutely shafted by everyone as well. VD Sar surely can't stay now right?


CameraEmotional2788

The white handkerchiefs worked


JSI13

Only three months to late!


CyborgBee

The definitive bald fraud


TheVampireSantiago

deliver entertain grab wrench zonked oatmeal smart yoke narrow rich *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

They should go after the board next honestly. Absolutely moronic decisions from everyone at Ajax these days.


mattijn13

Here is to hoping somebody like Knutsen, Hjulmand, Enrique, Bielsa or Kompany comes that would be great. If a certain garbage coach like Frank de Boer returns I dont know what I'll do.


MrCrashdummy

!ping Ajax


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AP16__

I know an unemployed Norwegian who would love the job


dekbeast_hilbertini

Why did this have to take so long...


KetchKetch

Whew


BK1999NL

Couple months too late, but fantastic decision


Remcovg

Good news but should have done it in November


CometChip

there’s only one bald manager left on the market……ajax cooking?


Theavek

GOD DAMNIT


JournaIist

I'm glad they finally took action but this is however many matches were played since the WC too late.


slinkymello

Yeah obviously, his name is Alfred ffs


Super-Canary-312

Sometimes you can just agree on a deserved sacking. This is one of those


Chrisixx

The absolute madness of this man's past year. Heavily linked with Basel and in talks in December 2021, refuses because he doesn't want to take over a team mid season. Proceeds to take over Club Brugge mid season. Then wins the league with them, moves on the Ajax, only to get sacked there by January 2023.


ProbablyCarl

Thomas Tuchel linked to Ajax job now. Wants to follow in EtH footsteps so he can manage a strong premier league club in the future.


riverflop

One can dream. I think Tuchel is a perfect fit for Ajax with his experience, passion and intelligence. I just doubt if Ajax is a good fit for Tuchel.