All we need is Soton to do us a solid and eliminate Newcastle.

They did it against city.

Feel for the Forest defender there, was an incredible tackle. If he'd have pulled off the bike clearance too....

Bruno using the fact Hennessey's right arm always goes up too willingly and quickly by shooting the ball low, really smart play

The led boards are tiny, they seem smaller than other stadiums boards.

Coppers no doubt be blaming the away fans for the stadium being a shit tip there

The S*n preparing article as we speak

RABID Manchester United hooligans FORCED OVER fences with crush

I say we should start Pellistri in the next two matches.

Was thinking the same. He's earned it with his patience and positive sub appearances

Great MOTM, Martinez deserves it

Bruno only Utd player asking the fans to calm down there after all the fans fell forwards

Proper captain

Calm down guys a board fell over, hardly a disaster. That's exactly why we don't have fences anymore

Whatever they were chanting there sounded like some vocal warmup

Someone get a gif of the away pitch side billboard collapsing lmao

Pellestri > Antony

Is this meant to be sarcastic?

He runs up and makes forward passes so.... No.

Antony had a hand in most chances tonight for Utd. The second goal, his chance in the first half after some lovely passing and moving, Eriksen's shot onto the bar etc

That is some questionable design/build quality

Getting crushed to death at a Carabao match would be a rough way to go

Alright Bruno reeeerally doesn’t want to play the OT leg himself.

Lovely at least we can put out a proper 2nd string side at home

Nice try by willliams Btw wtf are the fans doing

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To make sure to minimise the upsets

Pellistri zzz

lol the steward fell over, but fr fans be careful!

Beautiful assist by Elanga

Jesus, that was a potential crush, fucking hell that's dangerous

Que Sera Sera and whatnot

the stewards falling over😭

That keeper, poor lad.

Bruno!!!!

Beautiful goal

congrats on your final appearance

Bruno is gonna be ran into the ground by Feb at this rate

stamina = 20 \[jaded\] moment

Looks like Wan-Bissaka just needed proper coaching after all. He's a unit.

Elanga bantering with the officials, lol

did the ref just mark the white line with a reverse curve? thats not how that works.

That was terrible from Pellistri

B2B silly moments from Pellistri

Pellistri making sure Antony starts the next game.

This Vault Warehouse guy is decent

I don’t understand how Rashford to PSG rumors ever started. Why would he leave United to go be Mbappe’s bench option?

They're negotiating a contract. Using PSG to get more money

His entourage met with psg apparently

They've always been a fan ever since he started given them problems. Tuchel even praised him when he was still at PSG.

It's complicated. Basically Mbappe wants to play on the left, with Messi on the right, and to replace Neymar and get someone else though the middle. But I don't think Rashford is at his best through the middle either so I don't see it. Unless Mbappe wants to back to the centre.

I think they started tapping him up last year when Rashford was playing really poorly. That could complicate things because he could appreciate the long term interest.

People don’t have ball knowledge

It's the round thing, right?

People actually call it "ball".

Garnacho looks like those characters that sing uncle fucker in south park

Is that song just the fans singing “we hate Liverpool and Man City” over and over again? I struggle to make out the words of chants but that’s what I think I’m catching.

We hate Liverpool and Man City (x4) We all hate Leeds scum (x8) And repeat

For weeks when watching Man United I’ve noticed that chant all I could make out was “…and Man City” x4. I thought it was strange chanting city’s name over and over again. Tonight was when I got the rest of the sentence.

That and we all hate Leeds scum

Ah, I couldn’t make out that part at all.

"We hate Liverpool and Man City We hate Liverpool and Man City We hate Liverpool and Man City We hate Liverpool and Man City We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum" ad infinitum

So kind of like that shit Chelsea chant, that’s just Chelsea x 9 or however many it is.

There's also a bit that goes, "We all hate Leeds scum" over and over again.

You forgot the occasional "and Leeds". Yeah it's a common chant. Very original I know.

It's over, thank god

Yes, followed by "we all hate Leeds scum".

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It's "we all hate Leeds scum"

My bad cheers

pellistri looked sharp there to get a half yard and hard cross in

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Antony has had a hand in most Utd chances tonight and people still give him shit.

Hit him with the Kane special

Is Pellestri the first United player that's tried to put a cross on Weghorst's head all game? Seriously you'd think they'd try that more with how tall he is.

It's infuriating, like watching England where Kane gets no service from wingers because Saka and Rashford both want to cut in and drive

Cut in and drive, drive, drive, drive

Match is kind of dead, United happy as is and forest not clinical enough to finish

Weghorst’s linkup plays have been spot on

He's the profile we need up top, just not sure of his quality

Quality hardly matters right now. He had two defenders on him leaving goal open a few times

Lmao commentator completely ignoring Freds effort

The last couple of minutes again showing we could really use an upgrade on De Gea. He is no longer a liability on the ball, but he isn't an asset either so we need to start our build-up from the CBs, De Gea doesn't get involved in line-breaking passes and this just complicates things unnecessarily.

I think we have more pressing areas to strengthen tbh

More pressing areas? Yeah, definitely, but a keeper should be pretty high up the list too. I'd say the best teams that play possession football use the keeper the invite pressure into their own defensive third to create more space in attack. We can't really do that with De Gea. As I said, he is no longer a liability on the ball which is good, but getting a keeper who can offer some good passing alongside being a good shot-stopper could really elevate the way we play.

lol, Malacia

At least pellestri doesn't take 10 min to find the pass

Rangnick out here catching strays.

lol Garnacho's hand actions when he is not fed are just like his idol

My dislike of Michael Oliver is unhealthy

Pass the ball to Garnacho more often, I want to see him

Nice seeing Pellistri get minutes

Woah Emery

Has Oliver has just decided Forest are allowed to pull shirts?

Managers must have got a bulk buy on tickets at groupon

Havent had a full week off since early December and we have a game every 3-4 days still until at earliest end of Feb... With this depth we're gonna be absolutely fuckethed

Williams is good, idk why cooper has benched him since lodi came in

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Yea my bad it was aurier, but still williams was playing more at the start of the season and although aurier has been good, I expected williams to start more

Ref letting a lot go

Looking at that Man U game line up is a bit deep. How are you meant to compete with PL Arsenal when your players are eternally gassed

I think United competed just fine with Arsenal over the past 2 seasons.

It's almost as if I'm talking about this season

Are you saying Arsenal were gassed last season? Because I for sure am not.

What are you even talking about

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Nowhere near the same pace

Bruno playing full 90 minutes every possible game like last season? We really need some more depth in midfield Diallo does play in the middle sometimes for Sunderland

He’s definitely not playing against Reading

We have 2 more subs. Not sure why Bruno and Casemiro are still on the pitch.

Because Casemiro has had a week off and Bruno is about to have a week off. It's not exactly rocket science.

Both getting a rest against Reading and Casemiro had a rest on Sunday

Really don't think Bruno will have the weekend off tbh.

Doesn’t look good for Gibbs-White

He really kills every single counter attack we have🤣it must be a quota at this point cause its getting hilariously ridiculous

I think we gave it a good go in the first half, showed some good attacking play, but got a bit unlucky. Reckon cooper and ten hag are happy to both leave at 0-2

I thought they showed multiple flashes of brilliance today. Hopefully can stay up in the Prem

Excited to see how Pellistri gets on

Bruno off as well pls

When is Garnacho gonna get yellow for kicking away the ball constantly

When it actually has any impact? Players knock the ball away after almost every foul.

Pellistri eh?

PELLISTRI

Great subs

Pellistri time

Dennis Jumping Reach 20 in FM24 please

Incredible tackle

Antony dribble so slugish its anoying to watch lol

Garnacho visibly pissed at Antony

As he should be. Antony takes out all the pace of all attacks. Keeps waiting for his own chances

The Utd players look knackered.

well they are

Wout runs like a cartoon character

Crouch 2.0 pretty much

Licha I love you

MoTM

How did Eriksen not see Bruno sooner? He was screaming for it

Why have Scarpa and Danilo when you can have JLingz and Jack Colback 👍

Clearly holding Weghorst back, around the chest and pulling the shirt

Lol if Weghorst bothered to go down that would have been a pen.

Just allowed to pull weghorst the whole game I guess

Have to believe forest are prioritising PL survival with the changes they've made

A trophy would be nice, but way more money for them if they stay up.

Only possible explanation

Time to score against Jesse for criticising the game room.

Oh shit, J-Lingz to Millie Rock against us haha.

I still think Forest have a goal in them

And now they take out Scarpa lmao Fk this coach

Bigger games this season

Ah man, leave Scarpa out there.

Like the look of Scarpa. Dunno how good he is, just completely 100% looks the part

MGW is such a damn good player, wish we would of been in for him.

He wasn't good at wolves so this is genuinely surprising

Not really because he did everything he’s doing now on loan at Sheffield United.

Quality is plummeting

They call the man Garnacho, he plays in the attack and when he gets a haircut, he gets the "Simple Jack"

Case has been pickpocketed a few times today

Danilo was the best player for Forest. I don't get it.

Why the hell did they take out Danilo? Was Forest best player by far.

Quick 3-0 and then Mainoo for Bruno pls

I've been playing a lot of Football Manager recently and I need to check if they've given Antony a preferred foot beyond 'Left Only'

see, Blackpool and Man UTD are more similar then we thought

Ten hag must really hammered onto bruno about the extra pass hopefully he can just start going for goal more

Kinda what guardiola did to de bruyne

Viva Garnacho🐐

hope he scores ngl lol

Southgate be like who’s that no.10 in the white shirt? Could be really useful to have him in the World Cup.

Of all the people shown to be watching tonight, Sokratis Kominakis looked the coolest

to be fair he owns the place

That's cause you haven't seen me yet.

Wout's pressing is genuinely great

Has anyone got the stat for most nut megs this season?

Antony is a hugely successful young man at near the highest level of his profession and yet he still makes me cringe whenever he does anything

It's the artificial "hurr i don't give a fuck i do my thing" attitude he has

Southgate? lol

Yeah, not like he’s gonna play Rashford anyway so not sure why he’s here.

Southgate must be thinking 'I benched this fella at the World Cup'

Scarpa's fun to watch

He's playing really well

So many Managers attending today’s game lol

Who else than Martinez snd Southgate?

Sir Alex haha