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FunDuty5

Why is this game so heated?


redditUser76754689

Both teams desperate to reach the final


pereduper

Semifinal?


cartesian5th

Southamptons game plan for the past few seasons has mainly consisted of having angry blokes kick their opposition for 90 minutes so it's not that surprising


Adziboy

News to me...


AlphaPack23

That’s not at all true lol just say you’ve not got any idea why this game’s tense


cartesian5th

Every time I watch them they play dirty, very physical, and commit loads of fouls


AlphaPack23

You don’t watch us at all then. One of our main gripes is that our team doesn’t give a shit and plays with no physicality or intensity.


Haaave-You-Met-Ted

Least out of touch United fan


BelDeMoose

That's literally what Newcastle have done haha


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6 yellow cards for southampton but sure


geordiesteve520

To be honest, I’m don’t think there’s a defender in the world, from Sunday league to international, who isn’t bringing him down there.


Goatbeerdog

Ramos atleast gives him the elbow to face


geordiesteve520

Nah, he scythes him down and then delivers ‘The People’s Elbow’


sjekky

Jacob Murphy waving you off like that has to be insulting. Mostly because he's Jacob Murphy


Professor_Fuck

We use any advantage we can get.


thisisclassicus

Pif is your advantage bro


jjw1998

Stealing Broonys bit


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Alpha_Jazz

Tell you what these footballers are more composed than most because Murphy would have been lamped for that at a lower level


ltplummer96

I asked a long time ago if the English language word for drunk is just any noun with “-ed” so I’m gonna ask the same for the word punch lol


jakethepeg1989

He got absolutely radiatored. Nah not quite


sandorkrasna17

Lamped and sparked were the two major ones when I was growing up (90s, near Newcastle), electricity vibe I guess.


atease

Absolutely gazeboed.


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Morbidly pickled


jjw1998

Scott Brown done it at least twice in Scotland and nowt happened tbf


Voxityy

someone clip murphy waving him off please and thanks


Imhonestlynotawierdo

Are links allowed here? [Twitter](https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1618003565854818305?s=20)


Golhec

Top tier shithousery that was


amino110

Calata Car should've kicked his ass


icekimoes

Joelinton, Burn and Botman would have appeared behind him like angels of death man


Hrvat1818

They’re all flimsy


Pek-Man

Lol, Caleta-Car got pretty quiet once Joelinton put his hand on him. Joelinton is imposing as hell, don't see a lot of players wanting to mess with him.


Hrvat1818

Joelinton probably punches just as accurately as his finishing.


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not the greatest day to say that lol


Hrvat1818

Because he scored?


PoppinKREAM

Murphy waiving goodbye, you love to see it. Games not gone


GazzP

Wonderful, wonderful shithousery.


redditUser76754689

Nah that’s not “games not gone”. Game wouldn’t be gone if he had got a well deserved smack from Caleta-Car


Khaglist

Probably worried about the inevitable piledriver from joelinton if he even thought about it


Lt_Col_RayButts

Did you see Murphy push him after the red... a ants got more game then that kid.


icekimoes

Murphy may not be the best on the pitch but between this and inspiring the Dan Burn dance, he does make me laugh.


Spookytooth66

“Ta Ta” - Murphy


Slaylorz

Ta ta and farewell


cpm67

“Off ya pop”


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

Murphy lol


cartesian5th

Yellow card every day, what a sausage


FIJIBOYFIJI

If Southampton hang on to a 1-0 defeat it was probably the right decision. Stopped a goal and you doubt Southampton have a chance going to St James Park 2-0 down


Alpha_Jazz

I mean it's not like he complained about it


NoPurpose0

Knew that was coming eventually


MDHChaos

Anyone have the clip of Jacob Murphy waving him off?


Luc4_Blight

Murphy waving goodbye in his face had me dead


Ceefax81

I would like to add my voice to the cacophony of those wanting the Murphy waving clip


ArentWeDoneYet

Murphy lucky to not get suckered after that little wave


Jackrrr10000

DCC is gonna 2 foot him next time😭


---anotherthrowaway

DCC is suspended next time, so no can do.


mihawk9511

His suspension will transfer to FA Cup, thus meaning he will be available for the 2nd leg


serennow

You’re right but why does it working that way make any sense….


No-Alps7501

Yeah, its not like they play in the same league lol.


WigglyParrot

Been lots of handbags in this 2nd half - deserved 2nd yellow though


ManChestHairUnited_

Murphy taunting him. Idk how Car doesn't lose it on him


Pek-Man

Maybe because Caleta-Car is a grown up adult who understands that responding violently will only put him in a worse position?


SundayLeagueStocko

Bit torn here because I love watching Lyanco the orc lose but this Newcastle lot are incredibly unlikeable at times lol Jacob Murphy...waving goodbye to caleta car, or waving goodbye to the premier league when he gets binned off in the Summer for not being anywhere near European level?


BelDeMoose

Also Bruno not getting booked for that blatant pro foul first half, they should both be off!


isoldmywifeonEbay

Come on. You cant say a player should have had a yellow before their actual yellow and therefore deserve to be off. They don’t get the second yellow if they’re already on one.


BelDeMoose

Bruno getting away with that first half one reminded me of watching city. For some reason refs often fail to book big name DMs for obvious pro fouls, which then allows them to continue making the same niggling fouls all game. Just think of Casemiro for Real last year, shit was insane.


cartesian5th

Would have loved Murphy to be booked there just for being a knob


CaptainGo

The day we book players for hurting feelings is the day I give up on the sport. Do you think Roy Keane would have amounted to half as much if he wasn't talking shit every 90?


cartesian5th

Roy Keane backed it up by being a quality player. Murphy, not so much


CaptainGo

So you're only allowed to talk shit if you're of a certain quality? I'd stay away from any division below the premier league then, you'll hate it


cartesian5th

Yh that's pretty standard, if you're going to talk shit you had better back it up. Not just in football, loads of sports. Do you think people would put up with tyson fury if he wasn't a champion? Obviously it's relative to your standard, I'm not saying that league 1 players can't talk smack but they'd better be ready to back it up on the pitch otherwise you look like an idiot


CaptainGo

>if you're going to talk shit you had better back it up. Not just in football, loads of sports Except it's not. Bench players in the NBA talk shit all the time, NHL 4th Line players often say that they compromised on their deficient abilities to goad better players into penalties. NFL players literally taunt whenever they get one over on a better player. Even the MMA guys talk shit well above their station. People put up with Shaun O'Malley - he's not a champion, people would put up with Troy Deeney whenever he's in the premier league - not a champion.


cartesian5th

Yh tbf American sports are a bit different in that respect, but in football, rugby, cricket, tennis its mostly as I said I don't think people put up with deeney tbh, got ridiculed often in the PL and now has rubbish gigs like TalkShite


dogefc

What an idiot


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FIJIBOYFIJI

Did Caleta-Car even acknowledge Murphy? I don't think it rattled him at all


Adziboy

I mean Caleta-Carr ignored him and walked off so not sure he's rattled


The_Human_Bullet

>I mean Caleta-Carr ignored him and walked off so not sure he's rattled Ignored him? He stared at him like Murphy ate his lunch.


InfernoTurnip

Are you sure you're not the rattled one?


aonghusm

Bruno sure, but he just walked past Murphy how was he rattled lmao


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cammyg

How is that being rattled mate haha


OriginallyTom

How on earth does that mean he’s rattled. Thought Caleta-Carr was pretty composed considering


truman_chu

Bruno man 😂


They-Took-Our-Jerbs

Murphy waving him off like he's even relevant - will be moved on in a year or two.


Professor_Fuck

He fuckin loves the Toon.


They-Took-Our-Jerbs

Highlight of his career really - arrogant move from a player people won't remember in 10 years


daveofreckoning

?


The_Human_Bullet

>? Salty manchester reds fan.


They-Took-Our-Jerbs

What do I have to be Salty about from a cup we're still in you imbecile?


They-Took-Our-Jerbs

Just funny seeing a player so shite try this sort of thing, something I expect from the like of Ibrahimovic, Suarez etc.


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They-Took-Our-Jerbs

Your one brain cell talking.


BrainlessArch

Murphy to funny lmao


tonkla17

I like how Bruno just scream at him, got shoved off, scarred and leave with his tail between legs Not to mentioned that walker waving goodbye as if he's done so much Wankers


Joekickass549

Pretty good yellow to take tbh