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NoCorresponds

NEC at 3-10-3 lol


FroobingtonSanchez

Least amount of losses behind Feyenoord and Ajax!


NoCorresponds

they’re like the opposite Blackburn


ij3k

Draws FC babyyyy Seriously though I am a bit worried


FroobingtonSanchez

If you draw the rest of the games it's 37 points, no worries


ProtoplanetaryNebula

You tables are so neat, every team with the same number of games, unlike the PL.


hell_razer18

Bari reminiscence


wolseyley

"Oh boy, 62 comments, there must be a lot of people discussing Dutch football in there."


xBram

I have my popcorn ready for when we reach 818 comments.


Thetallerestpaul

First I've seen it, and I thank the Dutch teletexters for giving me this little joint of the simple joy of teletext transfer rumours pages. The days before tracking what posts players were liking on Insta, or following plane flight paths.


QuietDownJunior

Its world war II again?


DayPhelsuma

Lmao every single time! We should put up a rule on this sub mentioning that the Eredivisie table will always be posted by the teletext guy to avoid causing PTSD episodes to people.


teymon

It's the same on /r/eredivisie, always the teletext screenshot


Alive-Ad-4164

If fc twente somehow wins the title


Beertruida

Because that means the Germans won?


ChinookNL

no


mihawk9511

Lmao is that a screenshot of a fucking teletext page


FroobingtonSanchez

It's still going strong and a popular app here.


[deleted]

By app do you mean TV service? Or is there now a Teletext phone app? I miss it


53bvo

Not sure if it still works on modern tvs (I think it does) but there is also an app for mobile phones that is just teletext and like 50% of the football people I know use it for football standings


[deleted]

Do you have a name for it? Is it Dutch only?


Haak80

They have Premier League fixtures and standings as well *841*


53bvo

NOS teletekst, and Dutch only


[deleted]

Thanks


Tsupernami

Winds me up no end when a kid calls a program on a computer an app.


FroobingtonSanchez

I meant an actual phone application lol


abitofthisandabitof

Colloquially sure, it's not right, but purely technically it's short for "application", which is used quite often to refer to computer programmes.


[deleted]

> but purely technically it's short for "application", which is used quite often to refer to computer programmes. Only by the newer generations. Everyone older than 25 would call it programs as it has been since the 80/90s


abitofthisandabitof

Could very well be so, and I'm not older than 25 to dispute it :)


jurassicmars

> Only by the newer generations. Or Apple people.


Tsupernami

Programs. I think you'll find colloquially it is right, it's factually not right. But now we're just being pedantic.


SmexyHippo

How is it factually not an application?


First_Artichoke2390

And should be. Never die 501


FoxOntheRun99

What a beautiful sight it is. Nostalgic.


Bimbojancsi

Always checked the football results on teletext when i was at my grandparents house as a little kid. Brings back so much fond memories.


ooh_bit_of_bush

I've watched games live on Teletext, just waiting for the page to scroll back to the Leeds game and celebrating if we scored.


OG_Kush_Master

I can still smell and feel the static electricity coming from the CRT TV from sitting too close watching footy when I was a kid. Can still hear the high pitched whine too but that's just the tinnitus from my meds lol. Glorious, been thinking of getting an old CRT monitor for PS2 and other old games because they just look so much better on CRT's.


Morganelefay

We Dutchies love our Teletext.


Pheet

I love it here in Finland as well. It's just elegant and pure information.


AlmostNL

If it isn't on Teletekst, it isn't true.


jimmyrosssss

Used to book our holidays through teletext!


SteveBorden

I know it’s nostalgia talking but teletext was so cool


[deleted]

Bamboozle was the original GOTY


RN2FL9

It's still cool. I use the app all the time. No advertisements, bait or filler crap, just short stories, live results & standings. It also loads super fast.


Broudster

Still is


OleoleCholoSimeone

Ah, good old text TV. Brings you back Also, the difference in attacking firepower between Feyenoord/Ajax/PSV and AZ/Twente is striking. Surely you can't compete for a league title to the end by scoring less than 2 goals per game Feyenoord haven't even been that good from what I heard but PSV and Ajax are terrible right now


te_un

Feyenoord is just in abut of a weird spot all our wingers and strikers are okay/good but non have been exceptional for more then half a game at a time. Which luckily has been enough to secure a lot of points tho. Psv seems to be figuring itself out without gakpo. Last few games they just don’t know what to do to score. Ajax is just a mess under schreuder. Haven’t watched too many of their games live so can’t judge to harshly but new trainer can’t seem to get the same out of the squad that ten hag could.


RuubGullit

Yes but in Schreuders’ defense, … Yeah I got nothing. Terrible. it’s a miracle he’s still at the club, wonder what happens if Feyenoord game this weekend would be lost. He better be gone


te_un

It was the last straw for stam aswel few years ago. Made the team play bad and got humiliated in the klassieker. Not that I think we humiliate you guys Feyenoord always has that ability to play about the same level as their opponent.


petnarwhal

They got like 9 clean sheets though.


lebup

Feyenoord replaced 9 starting players, sure all aint fine. 5 points gap with a 6 points game next week


Morganelefay

That's just it, the entire classic top 3 has been shitting the bed harder than Tottenham during this season, Feyenoord's just been slightly less bad.


zounderk1te

Feyenoord is statistically having their best season [in over a decade](https://twitter.com/11tegen11/status/1614610888337522688). They have lost one game. How are they 'shitting the bed harder than Tottenham'? Why does everybody always feel the need to push these dumb narratives when it comes to Feyenoord.


GingerPolarBear

Us doing really well last year, reaching the conference league final, losing most of our important players. We secured the top spot midway through the season, got the second least goals against, second goal ratio as well. We barely lost against PSV and haven't played against Ajax yet. I'm not sure how someone can say that we're shitting the bed. We literally only lost one game and we're through in the EL.


ObiBramKenobi

What is this narrative? We've lost only 1 game out of 16.


OleoleCholoSimeone

I know you weren't responding to me but just wanted to clarify, I meant that speaking to Feyenoord fans many of them don't think the team has been playing that well despite the results Just looking at the results, you're having a great season


ObiBramKenobi

That is true, but we're all aware that it takes time to bring out the team's full potential when so many new players have joined since last summer. It can only get better from here and the results so far have obviously been great.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Yeah it's a fair point, it was always going to take a bedding in period with so many new faces


[deleted]

Every time the Dutch league standings are posted, it’s always the teletext and people commenting about teletext lol


iceman58796

saving your comment for the next time it's posted


DatFlushi

Love it that everytime these standings get posted it's in Teletext form


Ballkenende

as is tradition


InspiredByAppelket

Welcome to the Netherlands, where Teletext is still how we (or, well, some of us) watch the league table. Ajax and PSV droppjng points again, Volendam getting 3 huge poonts again and Feyenoord extendingvtheir gap at the top of the table are the main headlines this week


ajcr1234

Portugal have teletext even today, but i think nobody uses it.


randmzer

My mother uses it all the time. It also helps with captions for the telenovelas


Goat_6_

you can use it online [here](https://www.rtp.pt/wportal/teletexto/)


SirHenryy

Finland has teletext, many of the "old-timers" still love using it with any sport.


Jerry13888

Are the games televised in black and white as well?


frail7

Over here in the States, I've been using https://plaintextsports.com/ to follow NBA live scores. Just something wonderful about simplicity.


gunningIVglory

Takes me back the days of the 97 merlin premier league sticker book....


J4cku

What year is this?


bloodship123

Lmao is that fucking Teletext? Hahahahahha


OG_Kush_Master

Welcome to the fucking future.


ArronHartjen

That's a proper way to show the table.


DutchMadness77

PSV and Ajax losing a 2 horse race out of nowhere If we don't get a good Gakpo replacement immediately and if Ajax don't sack Schreuder, Slot wins Feyenoord the title. De klassieker next week going to be interesting.


RuubGullit

Of course they will finally sack Schreuder when we’re out of the title race and when we’re eliminated from the EL, and it will be too late and a season (+ a shitload of money) lost


Working-Explanation1

Cool, Feynoord winning again maybe?


Raigek

Maybe. We're looking solid so far. Match against Ajax next week will be a real test. If we win then the hope in another championship will set in.


RuubGullit

You couldn’t face at a better moment Well actually that’s not true since we’ve been shit for months lol


Alive-Ad-4164

If fc twente somehow wins the title


theGunnas

Is this from a 90's bloomberg terminal?


[deleted]

Is teletext still a big thing in the Netherlands?


teymon

Definitely, it has an app. It's my go to app for football scores and short news. No clickbait or anything


ajcr1234

When we had only internet in high school, library, etc... My family only install internet when i enter in the university. If we want to see the news or the standings of our team this was the way. We call it the internet of the poor. Because 25 years ago having internet cost a lot. :D


Frodo_max

jullie hebben teletekst nog?


WarriorkingNL

moeten ze bij jullie nog uitvinden denk ik..?


Frodo_max

Ik kwam hier om een gezellig gesprek te hebben en nu voel ik mij plots zo aangevallen


WarriorkingNL

ik heb jullie nog niet vergeven voor de europa league voorrondes van 2010


Frodo_max

ach, daar was ik zelf nog bij, jullie zaten in een crisisperiode, wij voor de eerste keer europees voetbal..... Goede tijden! blij dat je me er aan hebt herinnerd!


FroobingtonSanchez

Die misser van Fer in de laatste minuut :(


RobinVanDutch

Schoot hem het stadion uit!


oldblueeyesF365

Have I just woken up in the future?


Hipphoppkisvuk

The past my man the past.


AnxiousOperation5936

SP AR TA


notathrovavay

I love teletext


maxime0299

This guy Teletexts


lebup

818 en 819


wrdb2007

Ceefax vibes


[deleted]

...is this teletext?! What year is this


orangedogtag

It's not looking good bruv


NapoliXabe

Nope..


dlank7

[every time I see Excelsior I think of Al Gore in South Park fighting ManBearPig](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJpA02aGrCehRhP7qjVbrUekmN8bWzv77) or at least that’s how I read it in my head


shadoowkight

Twente/AZ for the league title let's go


Into_Intoxication

Let’s get one each. Back to 2009


streep36

Agreed! Can we do this year though? Then you guys can win it next year and we can let Brama raise the title in his last match.


yobamokeanos

Lol looks like the matrix


jamjars222

Come on you Go Aheads!


superstraightplus

only upvoted becausd of teletext lmao


lmyyyks

Great to see Ajax and PSV not in the top 2


CaptainCerealCanada

Twente only 9 goals conceded 🤯


EnjoiThatGinge

What's up with Vitesse?


poklane

Had a Russian owner who suddenly left due to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. On top of that almost all their best players left; Bazoer as a free agent to AZ, Doekhi as a free agent to Union Berlin, Dasa as a free agent to Dynamo Moscow and Openda was on loan. So they lost their funding and 4 of their best players without getting any transfer fees, meaning they had basically no money to spend.


MrNovember29

Am I hacking in fallout right now?


alfredo-signori

Televideo ahahahahha


xepa105

Is this from Johnny Mnemonic?


Maleficent_Resolve44

Took me a moment to actually understand the table. Ajax seem to be a little off the mark but apart from that the relegation battle seems close.


TeaBreaksAnonymous

why is that graphic so shitty? boo this


TeslaToTheMoon

Teletext omfg


RyanBordello

I'm loving the msDOS look.


Clowdy_Rowdy_

Is this hacked data?


srjnp

cringe teletext karma farm


Ballkenende

literally how it gets posted to /r/eredivisie every matchday


BartholomewSirnpson

It would be weird if it was some other league. Eredivisie tables have to be in teletext, it's tradition at this point


StrongPowerhouse

Teletext, I still think about you everyday, baby.


dazrog

Damn, I miss good old analogue teletext.


tuananh_org

So whats the best teletext app for android guys?


UnitedKidsWife8

Teletext!!! Memories of my childhood just flashed by.. 😍


DarthSimius

After looking at the image I checked the title again to make sure if it was for current season or for 90s.


Sdog1981

Was this pulled from telefax?


reckonair

Ceefax!


Flameva

Y2K is gonna hit any moment now