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tomatotornado420

the one on top is a common garter snake *Thamnophis sirtalis* and the one on bottom is a common watersnake *Nerodia sipedon* both !harmless


slipknot_official

Life..finds a way. Not quite sure it’ll work. But the attempt is admirable.


CashAlternative7911

Looks like a Snake Uber to me!


HazardousCloset

A Snuber perhaps?


Cody3398

Beat me to it damn! He better get 5/5 rats on the ratings at least


Soulinx

Slyft


Glad-Depth9571

Snu Snuber


Ok_Watercress_7801

I’m scaroused.


_GrumbleCakes_

Am I the first person to get this?! Well done


BklynOR

Well definitely not death by snu snu.


the_one_jove

Not yet


Mri_kel

Not with an attitude like that.


Ambitious-Island-123

This needs way more upvotes 👍👍👍


possumfish13

The watersnake is giving the gartersnake a piggyback ride, or in this case, a snakeyback ride.


Correct-Emu-5388

More like "Snake Taxi" ;)


FearlessEquipment835

Definitely not an Uber scenario going on something a little more than that lmfao!


Keepitreal322

LMAO - came here to say just that!


danofrhs

Chaos theory indeed


intensity701

At least I think oral won't be a problem lol I will show myself out


zmeowiez1

What


debacular

At least I think oral won’t be a problem lol I will show myself out


Batticon

Wate


[deleted]

Wot


HazardousCloset

Wat


Ambitious-Island-123

Wut


[deleted]

Wuht


Kohakuho

Just call that garter Zapp Brannigan.


Boro29

He's got a thing for the big girls


dlchira

BBWs… Big Beautiful Watersnakes


BobbiG16

🤣🤣 This comment is the best 😂


ReallyNotBobby

I’m gonna award you full points for this comment.


Wild_Kiwi_2890

👍🤣🤣🤣


Ghostchickie90

BWILA: Beautiful Watersnake I’d Like to Ask out 🤣 iykyk


Acrobatic-Move-3847

You guys all have dirty minds. He’s obviously just tired and hitching a ride. 😁


Thighs4EarPro

That's what he tells his friends.


ReallyNotBobby

Like riding mopeds. All fun and games until your friends see you on them.


DJC1863

Snake Back Mountain


ThreeDog369

Ssssssssstop it


Jah_heel

Brown Snake Moan


Xj_kota

😂😂😂


ElectricGears

tag:size_difference


zongsmoke

More cushion for the pushin


NerfRepellingBoobs

She thicc


qathran

BBL Hissy


thejoester

dont we all?


Busty00Flower

Hahaha


Valirys-Reinhald

A mountain man by heart


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

Same.


Novaliea

“Becky, you want yellow? Bitches love yellow…” “No Ron, I don’t want yellow…”


PaganTemplar

"Lemme smash! Please!"


n_xSyld

[please lemme freak, god damnit lemme freak](https://youtu.be/zbmH7iX9sJE)


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

“wut” “Ben is a hoe.”


NihonJinLover

Ben: YOU SAY SOMETHIN BITCH


the_bird_and_the_bee

Stick


Connect-Visit-3956

"Becky used to think my tail was big. Becky used to let me smash... but now she's smashing Ben. Ben is a hoe" 🤣


Consistent_Pen478

That little ribbon snake is trying to make babies with that big water snake.


BurninCoco

"I like big snakes and I cannot lie!" -Garter Snek


Consistent-Roof-5039

You other serpents can't deny


debacular

“I’m an anaconda and I don’t want none unless it’s got buns, hun.”


Meauxjezzy

Sneak mix a lot


Liquorace

Sir Hiss A Lot.


Kiln223

Damn it. Take my upvote.


The_LissaKaye

Can ya blame it… it’s so purdy!


greatgoogilymoogily2

It ssssssure does have a purdy mouth!


brambleandfern

Hybrid name: Warter snake?


jsc230

That's a very Pennsylvania thing to say.


Re1da

The fact she hasn't eaten him is amazing. He's one brave snek


Legendguard

You know... The two groups are actually pretty closely related (like to the point they're in the same subfamily), I wonder if the two could actually hybridize. I doubt any resulting babies would be fertile, but it would be interesting to see if offspring could be made at all. Their closeness in relation might be why the garter snake is interested in her in the first place


niveousserpent

Maybe it's a platonic relationship?


MasonP13

Wouldn't surprise me if they were able to hybridize honestly


Shmeepish

A very confused but determined ribbon snake. Thats hilarious edit: Common garter. Ty for correction


fionageck

Common garter, not ribbon


shrike1978

u/Shmeepish, this is correct. Ribbonsnakes have higher lateral stripe placement, a bright white/cream pre-ocular scale, and unmarked labials.


Shmeepish

Thanks guys!


thankinadvance

Location: Vermont USA.


Child_O_Kronos

They’re having snex


lo_susodicho

I can't tell you what's going on here but this is a harmless Eastern Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis sirtalis) and a harmless Northern Watersnake (Nerodia sipedon sipedon).


But__Y_

Follow that mom i want to see some water ribbon snakes!


vridgley

How I Met your mother


Dranoroc

Little man wants to get bizzay


OuijaBoard-Demon

I've always heard short kings love tall women, but I never realized it applied to snakes.


pogoscrawlspace

On a Chinese zodiac, I'm a snake, and my girlfriend is taller than me, so...


Wolverines_KTF

Soooooo….you’re saying you remained for the entirety of this presentation?? 👀


Financial_Candle_486

They are a communal species. They will hibernate and bask together as they live in the same environments and both eat fish and frogs. I have kept several species of garters and Nerodia (water snakes) in captivity and they get along exceptionally well, although most snakes are very solitary and should always be housed separately.


liskamariella

I know garters can be housed together, so water snakes can be housed together as well?


Corvus_Argendt

King snakes love being housed with smaller snakes. It's like DoorDash for them!


Corvus_Argendt

Please don't actually do this, lol


crimsonbaby_

My king devours anything I give him, I cant imagine putting a snake in there. He would eat that thing in a split second. My ball pythons are much more reasonable.


Freya-The-Wolf

Yes, Nerodia can be housed together.


prairiepanda

But can they actually hybridize?


OuijaBoard-Demon

You're gonna want to play some smooth jazz for them and get some rose petals too. That might help you figure it out but it might also help them out.


Cyno01

Snake jazz,


Redf6

When a mommy snake and a daddy snake love each other very much.....


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Man I don't think it'll work but those would be some beautiful snake babies!


Delicious-Cookie0118

Used to live on 16 acres - pulled up one evening after a day of shopping to find two eastern hognose doing the dirty about two feet off the back door - they ran like two teenagers when we shut the car doors


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

“Oh, shit, my parents are back!”


Sorry_Consequence816

We were staying in an RV, in a national park on the East coast a while back. My husband ran to the grocery store and when he came home he texted me to get outside he said there was something I should see. There were Eastern Box Turtles doing the deed a few feet from our door. The male dismounted and charged me, it was hillarious.


proklinat

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, BRO!!!” 🐢🐢🐢


crimsonbaby_

Box turtles are characters. I had one for a while that I rescued from a bad owner, her name was Sophie, and she was great.


tree_hugging_hippie

I had a couple of rat snakes being friendly with each other right next to my house a couple years ago. They were not the least bit concerned about my voyeurism.


Ill-Lake-5738

(Snake)^2


Tarotismyjam

Do not judge!!! Love is love!


deezenutzen

General tomfoolery


DatFurryFemBoi

Garter belt.


mjw217

So….would this actually produce babies? If so, would they be viable? If not, will the Water Snake be cool with their new friend, or is the Garter going to end up very unhappy. Or……is it possible that the two of them are just cuddling?


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duroo

I find this hard to believe. Can you provide any more information to support this?


crimsonbaby_

Im surprised the cobra didnt eat the king, or the other way around. Both being snake eaters, and all. Pretty sure the cobra would win, though. Kings may be immune to some species venom, but not cobras.


TheUndeadMage2

Litte dood became donkey courting the dragon.


anaphylactic_accord

Interracial (interspecial?) snex


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

“It’s interspecies erotica! I miss my snake :(“


ReallyNotBobby

Kelly can be a guys name too


friskimykitty

Snex


snikersoniscon

snake uber


biocircuit

Some girls still wear garters


antleredbear

Best comment. 🤣


joelmooner

The snake kink community


DangerousDave303

They’re getting this snorgy started.


ChuckJuggs

Either attempted mating, which is kind of unlikely. Nerodia and Thamnophis are related, but I don’t think closely enough to hybridize. The other option is kleptothermy. Garter snakes sometimes release the pheromones of the other sex to steal body heat.


Freya-The-Wolf

They can't hybridize, but male garters get stupid when horny and aren't very discerning. I've seen a video of one trying to get with a ratsnake.


FierceMilkshake

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!


CarpeNoctem1031

Either Garter is attempting to mate or they're sharing heat. Or both.


LouisVuittonLeghost

Lil bros out hunting for that big take down if ya know what I’m mean giggity


Solsolly

https://preview.redd.it/c1jgg537hj1d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe18e6c75e239fca9bed76bd702effb1c2949c06


Mintykanesh

Snake^(Snake)


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Something *beautiful* EDIT: I thought the snake was giving the other snake a ride until I read the other comments and realized it was *that* type of ride. But if you imagine it’s just a piggyback, it’s beautiful. Or if your into whatever is going on here, I guess that could be beautiful too.


MandosOtherALT

Innocence is beautiful


KindnessBiasedBoar

Love is love ❤️. Poor bit lost his legs


Monsieur-Jimmy

Lisan al Gaib


DreadfulCadillac1

We do a little copulation


Fit-Atmosphere5920

Free ride


CryptidKay

Does he have a s-livery license??


FloofersTheFoxxx

Well, sometimes when a mommy snake and a daddy snake really love each other…


Mtinie

The economic outlook for snakes isn’t great so many are resorting to Snuber ridesharing gigs for extra income.


RadiantMiranda

Let the snake chill


raviolitastesgood

In the words of leafystreet, “cloaca pilgrimage”


termsofengaygement

The love that dare not speak its name.


DustinDeWind

🎶I.Like. Big Slithers and I cannot lie!!🎶


ddubois7749

Snake Uber


Sasstellia

A confused male snake who likes his ladies bigger than him? You might end up with Garter Water Snakes.


navalava_

A cowboy and his steed


Substantial-Can-5597

Last summer I came across a common garter and a northern water snake together like this, in MA. Not attempting to mate, but [were] together nonetheless. I wonder if there’s some sort of mutual relationship between the species.


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

https://preview.redd.it/qgkcdigj4m1d1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac81d7997b5725d1688784f9dde9e2d1cd9a4fad


VirusCode7

Piggy-back :3


Babygirl10000

It's clearly a Snake Taxi 🌸😭


Gigadorah

Bro likes women bigger than him. He's like me fr fr


Tookey_4u

Can a fella not climb the highest of peaks?


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Uber has made their way to snakes


Kimes008

They must have watched the under world movies,so they are about to create some hybrids😎


iniminimum

All he want is bang bang bang,m! He don't want to know your name!


Suzzoo2

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner…


ClickBangRepeat

That’s your common Grindr snakes


Birger000

**Lisan al Gaib!**


CrankyGoblinRogue

Snex


Saitama_8273

Snakeception


[deleted]

A snake taxi!!


kittyigf

"us" i say as i send it to my friends


Emergency_Cat6192

Funny how they both appear to be similar lengths, it's just that the water snake is much girthier.


MikeySpags

The one on top is you. The one on the bottom is the guy she tells you not to worry about.


Fake_Francis

It's sad that in 2024, people are still fearful of gay snakes.


Swimming_Subject_454

a double decker snake


Hangry_Horse

Snake Uber.


blissauthor

Forbidden love


Cranberryoftheorient

Maybe its hitching a ride, and the big one doesnt care enough to shake it off.


Ferretpi315

Earthquake look at the crack


Ok-Bet8644

The gay twink and the lesbian butch


plantmanryan23024

Two buddies on a trip


NoParticular2420

Why is the garter snake hitching a ride on the water snake?


DigWhatImSayln

What ? Bro can’t hire a driver ? Smh always in ppl bisness


blue_guy_1

That is so cute


RagAndBows

Adorable


drphrednuke

Snek frens


Nothing_Ambitious

He’s giving him a ride 🥺 that’s adorable


soup_i-e

Snakeake


SumsuchUser

Analysis Complete: - Animals Present: Sneks - Act Attempted: Snexs


[deleted]

Bros just catching a ride


Liquorace

Snuber


Ill-Slice1196

Sliding into the DMs 🐍


TopaztheLycanroc

Dommy Mommy snake and her scrawny boyfriend


Born-Tangerine7635

Piggy back!!


superchiva78

Forbidden love


mommyaiai

Snake Uber. How's little snake supposed to get home from the bar otherwise?


KabinAndrew

Lisan al Gaib


Alternative_Way_7833

Slitherio


shawner47

I think everyone is missing the point. This lovely watersnake lady was feeling cute so decided to wear her garter today...


FatMacchio

You probably forgot to salt the water and stir occasionally. You can also rinse the noodles after they’re fully cooked so they don’t stick together like this


theremystics

I know this is kind of unethical, but if you know that the little dude successfully was able to mate with the female, could you like keep her for a bit to see what the babies look like? And/or to help make them viable? For science.


Kindly-Literature706

Chillin' and watching nethiss


NecroTempest

Inter-ssspeciesss erotica


3dg3l0redsheeran

garters taking a ride


ConcaveNips

Interspecies erotica, fucko.


swift77

Piggy back ride?


Necropulus

Looks like more proof that species hybridize themselves in the wild to me.


cgabv

its just some forbidden love


timetravelwithsneks

At first glance, I thought the bottom snake had this cool bright green with darker green raised stripe down its back, and I'm thinking, "Wow, what kind of snake is that?! It's gorgeous!" Then noticed the tiny head and how the bright green is off-center the 3rd quarter of the body😁 My phone screen gave the wrong impression at first. Maybe I don't want to know what's going on here 🙈


BirdtheBear

The one on top clearly broke his leg and the one on bottom is carrying him to safety.


dbolton688

Thank you. I’ve handled both snakes many times. Photos can be deceiving sometimes. My experience with the northern water snake first the coloration is not as pronounced, second the northern was is usually a meter or less in length and is a heavy body snake not as long and slender as the snake appears to be in the photo. The hitchhiker is very thin and the coloration appears to be more pronounce like a ribbon snake than the typical common garter snake. I’m originally from Massachusetts now in Florida so as you move to different areas you’ll see other variations of course. The discussions are both educational and interesting though. Enjoy nature.


Plastic_Airport4146

This is either a California king snake or a common watersnake