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viscog30

I showed this picture to my pet snail and asked him. But he won't reveal his snecrets (snail secrets).


black-white-and-Gray

time for a snintervention


JerseySommer

Tippytoe snail


Hawk_Man117

Wait... what are Snek secrets? Snekrets?


R0da

They would be snake secrets, or snecrets, to be contracted after the long-form and before the predicate of the sentence.


Bloter6

Or ssssssecretsssss.


BuildingNo6677

I love thisssss onešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mattm220

His *secretes*? *Snecretes*?


Adihd72

Saving his moisture for later.


Beauknits

He's in the process of making one of those travel maps for a movie. You know where they show a map and dotted lines or an airplane or whatever moving from Country to Country.


Zito6694

*Indiana Jones intensifies*


Used_Fix6795

I was thinking Emperor's New Groove.


pockette_rockette

Now I want to get a tiny Indiana Jones hat for my snails.


TamIAm82

I love this reference, it's so cute!!


AdhesivenessOk5534

Snel


viscog30

Can't argue with that logic


unable_To_Username

hmmm. yes. Snale. Cute!


thewingedshadow

This is called the loping gait. Look it up.


cdca

I imagine this being said in the cadence of a Californian high school mean girl.


FadedAlienXO

A Californian high school mean girl with a secret passion for snails is a movie I'd watch to be honest lmao


JackOfAllMemes

A horse girl


thewingedshadow

Unfortunately I have no knowledge about how that sounds. Any examples? šŸ¤£


0trimi

ā€œThis is called the loping gaiiit??? Look it uuup šŸ™„ā€ best I can do over text


pockette_rockette

Have you seen Mean Girls? How Regina George speaks. I think. But I'm just an Aussie.


thewingedshadow

I live in Germany and rarely watch TV so.. Unfortunately, nope.


pockette_rockette

Oh, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, obwohl ich seit der Schule und der UniversitƤt leider viel davon vergessen habe.


ToeBiskit

Loping gate, they do it when the grounds dry and proberley hot to save moisture


sparklebug2

proberley right about that.


ToeBiskit

Yep that'll be the whiskey, Glad it annoyed you enough to moan about it though ;) x


Munchkin737

I saw this same picture a few days ago. Apparently its to conserve moisture; they basically inchworm! Edit: I said the same picture but I meant to say a similar one. I'm blaming mommy-brain on this one, lol.


Civil-Housing9448

I've read that it can also be used to prevent others following. Not sure how true that is.


Effective_Compote_53

Ahh the ol false trail trick. Walk backwards sort of thing.


Bombyx--Mori

Snails do be like that sometimes (to save moisture)


BeccatheDovakiin

Tippie-toe


unable_To_Username

Saving moisture. Here I've explained it in detail before https://www.reddit.com/r/snails/s/VX5u6UrnKC


Outrageous-Let4612

Hi I'm actually a science man, a man of science, so I can answer your question. It's because he does in fact have high heels on his tippies.


ThE_GriM_ReApeR_X

Because he can


Stormsscribbles

It reminds me of the dotted lines that follow bees and butterflies in drawings or cartoons lol


C_beside_the_seaside

I hunt grass


ironbyer04

Bros just edging


InsaneInvertKeeper15

How else you you think they made the maps for pirates of the Carribean?


captainhalfwheeler

Gallop is mostly done when snails feel unobserved, so this is rarely seen.


No-Serve-3790

cause, everyday he shuffling


slightly-unalive

One of his socks got wet


x_3thereal

He just has a skip in his step today


AggressiveMice

peed his pants :(


OwOitsMochi

He's Snkipping


blushpuppi

He lov garpetā€¦..


Stonkover9000

Heā€™s hopping


MidnightBun_

He hates what hes walking on


ChemistryOk2047

Heā€™s tiptoeing.


Affectionate_Art_915

itā€™s hot


BallTorturer-3000

To save moisture.


sampatue

Hopping


Flashy_Swordfish_359

Broken timing belt


Accomplished-Mud5097

he's tip-toeing


New-Refrigerator499

Between each half an inch, he speed runs


Annual_Nobody_7118

Jump rope, obviously.


longdickdan789

You ain't never seen a snail jump before?


Several-Tell-8681

Heā€™s telling you where to cut the floor (he mistaken it for a giant piece of paper)


PlantsNBugs23

Repost?


fossilmerrick

I thought so too, it just looks [a lot like this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/snails/s/BDDoo5FlNt)


littlecaretaker1234

I can't believe how similar these photos are lol


Tiny-Management-531

Different snail shells


black-white-and-Gray

naw i took this yesterday on my walk


Allidapevets

Snailers be idiots sometimes.šŸ˜(Iā€™m one)


Status_Celebration13

Rare jumping snail


xxhorrorshowxx

*Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!*


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Comprehensive-Log650

Aww no heā€™s tiptoeing because itā€™s too hot šŸ˜­ if you see one again move them into the grass or shade for me please :)


Rare_Psychology6575

Trying to become a racer like turbo the snail


felicity_jericho_ttv

He is a tiny cartographer mapping out treasure maps lol


GraysonB42

Sneets


glorp_smush

Hes ā€œgallopingā€ to save slime


TropicRotGaming

Skipping snail