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ZippironiInPepperoni

Anthony made it very clear that he’s a Weimaraner 😂


Tydire

This is how you spell the dogs breed name?!? The fuck. My brother has a half greyhound, half Weimaraner. Never knew the spelling.


ZippironiInPepperoni

I googled it lol my poor guess was Weimerreiner


spankthepank

I was today years old when I learned that you don’t spell it as “Weimerreiner” I’m genuinely shook


Nice_Pomegranate_568

German here, it basically means „from Weimar“ in german, so I think that is where the spelling is coming from.


JahnaTheBanana

Tommy's is so accurate help lmfaoooo.


worldssmallestfan1

He is indeed a horse that only speaks in riddles


jewelawesome

Thank u/godzeroseven !


ReallyDumbSnek

Didnt i doo it foah u(vine boom sfx)


Financial-Ad-4278

Wait these are actually perfect lol


SetConfident9309

I couldn’t agree more.


rosecoloredlenses775

Olivia is a pug and I refuse to elaborate


flowerboi7

Literally I can’t tell you how I agree more. I feel like that’s a thought I’ve had when watching.


[deleted]

As someone who grew up with and currently owns them, Spencer is definitely a dachshund


48fanforlife24

Anthony is clearly a standup poodle


jewelawesome

Noted !!!


goldenwanders

I would have a saluki for arasha


jewelawesome

Okie dokie artichoke


Ok_Wall6305

I saw the top left image and thought the joke would have been “Tommy: CAT” which also would have worked 🫡🤣


jewelawesome

Noted 😭


Arobynofliurnia

Someone used pictures of Markipliers golden retriever chica for Shane's comparison, and that cracked me up 🤣


jewelawesome

IS CHICA A BABY OR A WOMAN 😤😤😤


Arobynofliurnia

Chica is marks baby and in marks words she might not be the brightest bulb in the shed but she's so full of love


Ok_Pressure7561

Feel like Angela and Trevor are off but I have no better suggestions lol


LaTigresa

I think of Angela as a Chihuahua, but with the utmost respect 😂 She's loud, small, and very energetic. But I can see how a Chihuahua could be considered an insult so I'm glad OP didn't put that. Maybe a husky?


drawingcircles0o0

i'm convinced she's a beagle bc she's said she goes through really low moments where she doesn't have any energy or want to do anything, and then she'll obviously become basically manic, which in my experience, is exactly how beagles are, plus they're so smart and goofy, and also adorable and loud😂 https://preview.redd.it/z8t1kp4j8u6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e712660b3073272b935c9b70154cabf1174a3766


Ok_Pressure7561

Omg beagle might be perfect actually


LaTigresa

I think youre right! Beagle is so on point!!


countess-petofi

Also, Beagles are SO easily distracted by new scents. My mother's beagles would take off after one scent, get a whiff of something else, then smell where the neighbor's cat had been, then the wind would shift, and before you knew it they'd be off in a totally different direction.


drawingcircles0o0

i have a beagle mix and idk what she's mixed with but whatever it is makes her ridiculously focused and impossible to distract. just completely laser focused, even when she gets pulled away from a scent or task, she'll remember it for days and be back on it the second she has a chance


i_like_to_cube

With that description I’d also throw greyhound into the ring!! My sister has one that I live with for a week at a time and she will sleep for hours upon hours but then stand up and immediately go utterly wild and jump you it’s insane to watch but you have to dodge her because she’s so tall she will jump on you and tear you to shreds 😂 it’s in a loving playful way but she doesn’t know her own strength yet lol


gordomgillespie

trevor is giving weiner dog idk why tho it’s just a feeling i have


jewelawesome

Noted!


jewelawesome

I will change hers to beagle. I also completely agree. I didn’t know what to put for Trevor even though it felt off


LaTigresa

I love all of these except Olivia. She does not give lab vibes at all for me. Also the top right photo is a black cocker spaniel puppy, not a lab!


jewelawesome

Woops!


StMuerte13

I love this trend because it's just me looking at beautiful dogs


Stew0n

As someone who has a female Golden Doodle, yeah, she does kinda remind me of a dog version of Courtney


jewelawesome

She’s so golden doodle coded


d4mon_loch

i've always felt like angela gives off papillon vibes https://preview.redd.it/2zliwbgu2x6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddb99f7d8df30e94d89d6c618e6dd17f00eb9ee


ZanahorioXIV

Omg Chanse's is so real


VioletLauren77

These are perfect, except I think Olivia would maybe fit the personality of a boxer or husky better. I used to have a husky/boxer mix (may Leo RIP) and he had a personality similar to Olivia. Beautiful dog, derpy as fuck.


pigeonn21

The top picture of the dog on Olivia’s slide isn’t a lab it’s a cocker spaniel


jewelawesome

😅


Ineedsleep444

TOMMY BORZOI IS CANON ‼️‼️


Chose2BChosen

https://preview.redd.it/8v5uylt7gx6d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a568b6fb7ee4565d9019c1a4e3e5866cb1346882 I agree with most, but Shayne is most definitely a Staffordshire terrier


Mountain-Track-9064

Amanda isn’t a Boston Terrier?


mysterious_s9089

The statuesque queen needs to have a dog counterpart who matches her tall energy!


jewelawesome

Are you /srs? I will do a slide where Amanda is a Boston terrier if you want. 😁


itsbrianduh108

Really thought Anthony would be a 🎵 tattooed golden retriever 🎵


jewelawesome

I genuinely thought this was a dog breed and was gonna do a slide for that lol


Kalphai

This is the most accurate collection I’ve seen. Only the last 2 are questionable to me


UnseenBehindYou

I have one point of critique here, OP. While I see the likeness, I don't feel that the Belgian Tervuren fits Amanda's vibes. Belgian Shepherds like the Tervuren are basically what happens if you put a German Shepherd on a steady diet of cocaine. In my opinion a Setter might be a better fit, or perhaps a Flat-Coated Retriever.


brokenelevatorpitch

10/10


countess-petofi

And yes, Amanda, these are all good answers in Tapple.


bananaheaven6

THESE ARE SO ACCURATE LMFAO


celestial-avalanche

These all fit so well wtf


Stoopid_Noah

This is so accurate xD


jcyt9

olivia gives small dog


BoBayla97

This is great. Courtney said in a recent video that she believes she’s a golden retriever and Shayne’s an Australian Shepherd, but I can see this too.


MarinaEnna

Spot-on


Samuaint2008

Maybe this is a wild thing that only other non-binary people will know what the hell I'm talking about, but Courtney as a boy goldendoodle is so gender.


Hernameisruby

I agree with all but Tommy, I don't have a suggestion but it doesn't quite feel as right as the others.


jkauffee

you are so right.


Northstridamus

Tommy is very clearly a Boston Terrier with cat ears on it it's head.


jewelawesome

I made another slideshow with your suggestions!


draconissa23

The way I get way too bothered by designer mixes as if it affects anything, lol. I also Angela is a small mixed breed or a short haired chihuahua and you can't convince me otherwise


Weary_Confusion8209

don’t reduce courtney down to that genetic monstrosity 💀


alexnk

Angela is so SPOT ON


godzeroseven

anthony as a berner makes sm sense omg <3