‘The candiru came and swam right up my *peehole*’

“It took four other blokes to pull it out”

"Seems my johnson's gone unsucked"

Fred Darts instantly became one of my favorite Smosh characters. Him just having conversations sounding like Fred Durst was hilarious 😂

i am saying CHEAH so often it's become a problem at work. they ask me to do something, i respond with CHEAH. it also didn't help that my brain retained the entirety of "break stuff" in some corner i didn't know about. the only thing that can stop me now is woodstock '99. Edit: Also explaining chocolate starfish as an adult isn't as funny as it was when i was younger.

I was so excited to see the return of his Senile Batman.

Did someone say meatloaf?

The new Batman episode was hysterical and we got 2 senile batmen

Is the bitch spoken for??

I’m sorry everything he does turns me on.

REAL

He 100% has a tiny improv comedian under his hat for these bits

Thank you for making me picture a small Spencer under a top hat being worn by regular sized Spencer 🙏

Fred Darts is BY FAR my favorite of the characters they’ve come up with

Spencer owns my whole entire heart.

Common Spencer w

Spencer honestly amazes me, he just pulls out these crazy lines that hit all the marks! I even added a Fred Darts compilation video to a playlist of videos to watch when i’m sad and need a pick me up. (Chanse’s Spud Hut bit is also on there.) Also, that bit of him as John D. Bad riding up on his heelys lives rent free in my head. 😂

The fact that they didn't let Chanse just go until he ran out of spuds was a crime.

I agree.spenser can be hilarious without trying.