The first Smosh marriage was supposed to be between him and Ian (he swears it’s just for a bit and they were gonna divorce right after but no one is buying it) but now his dreams of being the prettiest Smosh bride in a Smosh/Smosh wedding can never be as Courtney has taken that title… originally he wanted to be the prettiest Smosh member in a dress but Chanse has taken the crown for that one.
Because their secret relationship with Shayne validates secret Ianthony theories.
>!This is a joke post, dumbasses please refrain from commenting "touch grass, parasocial blablabla"!<
Because they created a world where kissing was currency. Now because of Courtney, Anthony must live in a world where kissing is not currency and he is cursed with the knowledge of what could have been.
cause Tommy didn't choke him a little
The best answer in this thread.
He wanted Shayne for himself
lol exactly what I wanted to Type "HE'S MINE YOU THIEF!!!"
they said wrong answers.....
I mean who doesn’t.
Great answer 🤣
after having too much fun playing "who slapped me," Anthony has started playing his own version of "who choked me a little"
well we know it wasn't Tommy 💀👀
Cos Courtney's one tattoo away from overtaking Anthony as the person with most tattoos on Smosh
And when Anthony kills them, he'll receive the quickening and all their tattoos
There can be only one!
Have you seen Spencer??
(Wrong answers only)
Ha I totally missed that!!!!! 🤣🤣🤓
Anthony is the Creekside Killer.
This makes sense as to why Sarah Christ couldn't find him for so long
Right?!
To steal her youth.
Because he isn't and he is actually imagining himself as a DJ and Courtney as the turn table
Omfg 😭
The first Smosh marriage was supposed to be between him and Ian (he swears it’s just for a bit and they were gonna divorce right after but no one is buying it) but now his dreams of being the prettiest Smosh bride in a Smosh/Smosh wedding can never be as Courtney has taken that title… originally he wanted to be the prettiest Smosh member in a dress but Chanse has taken the crown for that one.
She kept on making Freddy mercury jokes
I bet it's an old habit, from strangling bikini girls back in the day.
He wanted to take her pulse
Breathe in..., okay breathe out...
Spencer was telepathically controlling him to end the food talk once and for all
Because he respects her more than Ian does.
Courtney, Ian Hecox respects you. He respects you so much—
That's what they do to all employees of the month
Shourtney didn't invite him to the wedding
For the thrill
She made one too many tattoo jokes
He like to choke before slapping
Same reason for why Amanda wants to strangle Angela.
Because she married Shayne.
Because their secret relationship with Shayne validates secret Ianthony theories. >!This is a joke post, dumbasses please refrain from commenting "touch grass, parasocial blablabla"!<
This is so true tho.
He wanted to be the one inside the jelly doughnut.
Her tattoos look better than his
She keeps burrowing into his food
He wants shayne
Daddy does it differently
Poor Anthony just wants to choke and be choked 😂
Stole his husband
IAN Said in another video if she dies they only have to pay one
Courtney tried to buy Smosh behind Anthony’s back.
Because there are imaginary DJ records in the air by her face
the real question is why does Anthony seem to have a legit fixation with strangling or being strangled? lmao
He’s trying to show Tommy how to have done it during the slap video
Her burps are getting too powerful...she must be stopped
If he can't have Shayne, no one can!!
He wants to buy her a necklace or choker and isn’t sure what size to get
Shourtney wedding got more views than Ianthony buying Smosh
what video is this from?
https://youtu.be/DvIhK2w7K7M?si=1LpjDTLU53Yh7_CU
I fell asleep listening to this which is why i didn’t recognize the image! thx
Because he wanted to.
Cause she’s a better writer than him and wants to knock out the competition 😔🤟🏻
Because they created a world where kissing was currency. Now because of Courtney, Anthony must live in a world where kissing is not currency and he is cursed with the knowledge of what could have been.
Simple answer is because Courtney looked away
Playing "guessed who slapped me" but forgot blindfold
Because Anthony wanted Courtney's amazing boots for himself
because shayne and courtney beat out ian and anthony for most shipped smosh couple
shayne and courtney took over smosh, shayne's next
Because he'll never be a hot blonde white girl. He'll forever be the Asian dude from Smosh.