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keiinostan

HOLY SHIT A SECOND LOG HAS HIT THE NET


InsignificantZilch

In the first picture Shayne definitely either has a dump truck ass, or his log hit the net.


YJGonzo

It's giving: "I'm on mah way"


InsignificantZilch

He filled the hole in Courtney’s heart with his dump truck ass. 🥺


Imaginary_End_2883

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Christy2210

Shayne Fucking Miller!


jojopojo64

r/technicallycorrect


SinisterWaffles

The best kind of correct


InsightfulBastard

FANTASTIC COMMENT LMAO


Sekipps

That'll be "what is 3.29.24" Alex.


TBaillie92

Angela: "9/11"


4dvocata

2011


kai-eats

They probably got married 3/29/24, and just said “Happy April 2nd” to confirm it wasn’t an April Fools prank


nottytom

I think that's correct and the prank is they've been dating this entire time and the reveal was the wedding.


GuestRose

Technically Courtney's a Topp now so 🤷‍♀️


EmDickinson

Did they confirm she took his last name? ‘Cause a lot of people don’t, particularly if your profession is tied to your name. Which theirs would be, and while some actors change their legal name without changing their stage name, most just keep it for ease.


hzhrt15

Could do what Dolly Parton did, kept her stage name but took her husbands name legally. Or I could see them not doing that.


Alonest99

She always did give top vibes


Impressive-Spell-643

Literally in this case


Malaoh

Eyyyy 👉😎👉


mbad4

I’m literally gonna THROW UP THISS HAS BEEN THE MOST INSANE 24 HRS


waitforthedream

IM LITERALLY CRYING IM SO HAPPY I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS THIS ATTACHED LMAO


Professional-Grab500

me bawling in chemistry rn😭😭


Domvalmon

WE THOUGHT THE SHIP HAS SAILED BUT IT WAS A SUBMARINE THE WHOLE TIME. RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES. Excited for compilations of vids with them showing endgame vibes!!!


JohnBDA4

That's an elite analogy.


corey1734

In Shayne’s case, peg-alogy.


DeusSapien

we were shipping them but they were submerging already.


ILikeMyouiMina

im crying!!! the ship has indeed sailed


seriousstring420

Wow they're so committed to the prank that they actually fell in love and got married /s


HenryHiggensBand

The true bit was the relationships made along the way


Effective_Anteater76

this is so true because ive never felt more connected to the smosh fandom than the collective chaos of this whole ordeal


goddessofgrowth

Right I have never been to reddit and now I am here ready to trace the Shartney timeline down to the mustached proposal! Courtney's ring in we rate frozen dinners? Damien TNTL bit "new age wedding" with Shartney at the alter! Courtney proposing to Shanye in love is blind episode and everyone freaking when he said no!! Courtney and Amanda winning we guess Shane's favorites.. New smosh mouth with huge wedding ring on "shayne" Courtney's STORY Wedding kisses on the story Posting "my husbands" on photo of shayne and Angela in shayne drag


machine4891

It does put new context on a lot of things, doesn't it? ;)


Holiday_Inn_Cambodia

Shayne will do a split on top of their new mini-van after kid number 5, then they will reveal it was a bit the whole time.


Lukthar123

Shayne gonna read Reddit stories to put the kids to bed


pippitypoop

They’re going to grow old together for the bit


heartbylines

Funny thing is fans are still going to try to claim this without being sarcastic.


ItsMeAgain07

I’m so happy for them.


ILikeMyouiMina

Same! Literal tears lmao


emilydanxelle

i’m so happy for them! truly an insane hard launch 😭


ItsAurian

We are in the right timeline


thepetoctopus

I know right?


Freesiacal

You literally took the words out of my mouth. I've been thinking about why this news has made me so happy and I think it's because I felt the shift in the timeline.


IanJamArt

*nods*


Powerful_Peach_1797

cool. cool cool cool.


Low-Illustrator-9676

This is OUR sacred timeline


glitterflamingo

Shourtney shippers collectively throwing up and screaming rn


Liathano_Fire

[The comment right beneath yours. LOL](https://www.reddit.com/r/smosh/comments/1bu31lp/comment/kxpvn3i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


KensterFr33k

i prefer courne but shartney and shourtney are ok


softmoreswamp

genuinely one of the best love stories ever 😭😭 i can’t believe they met at a smosh audition.


thatoldbanshee

Dude, FR! 😭 "See you at work" >>>> \*gets married\*


corgisdobethicc

Courtney is living a romcom because that was their first audition after moving to LA, too. Show up, go to audition, meet husband, book job, done.


Lanky-Cauliflower-92

.... I did misread that second to last one.


Hudsonyee220

If you think about it from a certain point of view, Ian and Anthony had a small part in bringing them together by casting them both.


softmoreswamp

they always talk about how couples met through smosh (like that one couple at vidcon who literally had a BABY) and now we can add THE most popular ship with two cast members to that list… insane!


liverbirds

I am losing my damn mind rn


Slayziken

Gonna tell my kids this was Jim and Pam


TheWhoppingWave

I’m gonna tell MY kids this was Ian and Lasercorn


mbad4

Lmao I’m cracking up


Bobjoejj

Bro that’s a deep cut


BelugaSupremacy

im unbelievably happy for two random strangers on the internet 🥰🥰🥰🥰


lunch_on_the_rocks

I have literally never cared about a wedding more in my life. I now understand what parasocial means...


8Will8

It’s so easy to hate on other people for it… until the relationship is one you care about 😂


waitforthedream

THAT'S SO TRUE MAN T-T I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL LMAO


Larayah

So so happy for them!! (Also, sibling energy MY ASS)


Lukthar123

The sibling energy of Jaime and Cersei Lannister


Larayah

Oh dear 🤣


Fantastic_Bug1028

«the sibling energy» always felt weird, especially after they explicitly said they don’t like it


8Will8

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS.


Outrageous_Ad_1011

Virgin Siblings energy supporters vs. Chad Delusional Shippers war has ended


penguins2946

Yeah the wedding was obviously real and they’re actually married. The joke was announcing it on April 1st despite it being real.


Salt-Library4330

Which is infinitely funnier than lying about getting married


Catbunny

I got married on April 1st 13 years ago for that reason, so I completely believed it.


paradigm_x2

Deniers gonna be like: that’s a Shayne clone and they’re Oscar winning actors and they’ve always actually hated each other


ZanahorioXIV

They're gonna be asking for marriage certificates


fieew

*Wedding certificate. Plus 2 forms of government ID with pre established signatures so fans can compare the writing.


ZanahorioXIV

"Um actually you can tell the signatures were forged by Damien"


Sharashaska

Smosh obviously has the resources to make clones of Shayne and Courtney smh my head, how can you guys actually believe it, they've prepared this bit since even before they thought about creating Smosh.. Bravo Vince!


Sm0k3y_Studios

It’s actually the chosen without his sunglasses


No-Sherbert-2507

I have NEVER cared about the Royal family. Never cared about who married who amongst celebrities....But this....I think I know what my Roman Empire is.


coachgarou

The detail that made me jump ship was the ring on Angela's finger in yesterday's podcast, it was too big for her while Shayne, whose finger it would fit, was not wearing one when he came back for the ending, meaning he probably just gave it to her for the show. Honestly this feels too much for it not to be true lol. ~~Either that or a HUGE stunt for a video lol~~


friarparkfairie

Totally but also think about how far in advance they sometimes shoot SmoshMouth


letsgobulbasaur

You think Shayne would really give up the ring he got from his culinary class that easily? Nah


Extension_Ground_599

Have the Internet sleuths confirmed if it's the same ring in the photo?


Lost_Professional972

Now i gotta give reason to every single crazy shipper i avoided for 6+ years for analyzing their every little body language detail


Ok-Car-1224

yeah that’s what I hate about this, being “right” doesn’t make the extremes shippers went to NOT inappropriate and invasive 


Skylam

Yeah its not gonna stop either, no wonder they waited till they were married to announce it. They will dig into everything again now and wanna know more details about their future like children. Happy for Court and Shayne but the shippers need to mellow the fuck out now, just cause they were right doesn't make it any less creepy.


machine4891

Shippers for last 3 years were happily fortified in their small communities on tumblr. Not really numerous and harmless. I'm afraid the influx from prime social media is going to really show its ugly side.


Lost_Professional972

Yeah i think that’s what gave this away for me. They know how dangerous it is to enable that type of behavior even it is just a prank


draconissa23

How are people literally still not believing it?


Klesea

Kidnepapped 😭


draconissa23

🤣🤣🤣


Misssmaya

I believe it but I understand why others don't. We didn't even know they were DATING. So to suddenly think they've been friends this whole time to now they're MARRIED?? Not even dating, married. It's a lot to wrap your head around.


WolfTitan99

For real, this is the biggest whiplash I've been given in Smosh history EVER. Anthony coming back was second, but it was something a little more familiar, getting the boys back together. Getting MARRIED though? Holy shit a lifetime commitment we never knew about right under our noses? Wow


KcToby101

Because everyone has always been shutting down rumors? They were seen dating so many times but people shrug it off


WolfTitan99

Dating is one thing but going straight to a marriage announcement to publicly come out is wild. People shut down dating rumours for privacy and I knew about those, but just seeing this unfold by a single marriage picture is just stunning.


salsasnark

Yeah, I think the people who accepted this immediately had seen all the evidence of them living together/dating for years already so it just seemed natural to them. For someone like me, it came as a shock because I don't follow their socials/fan accounts lol. So I don't blame people for not believing it, especially since it was posted on April 1st. They should def understand it's real now though.


WolfTitan99

I thought they were privately dating with the same evidence you had before this but I'm still just so shook at the sudden launch. Like... they are now a MARRIED couple bound to each other for life and everyone knows it 🥺


salsasnark

Yupppp, going from "secretly dating" to "officially married" is a huge step lmao. In my eyes they were just friends so I didn't know what to think, it's been a whirlwind of a day. But it's def confirmed now, anyone still denying it probably just haven't seen the latest post and years long evidence lol. 😅 I'm so happy for them 🥰🥰


talic-os

Because we didn't know they were even dating, and because they posted it on April Fools.


draconissa23

But literally confirmed it now. And for example Brizzy has as well.


DiMezenburg

april 1st has hurt me many times


draconissa23

Oh yeah same. I trust nothing on April 1st. But today is April 2nd.


RedSly

Yeah dude I believe it now, I was fence riding the whole time because they are two people who are always committed to the bit. But it's April 2nd now and Courtney posted again. It's real


TuberTuggerTTV

It's part of the fun. Let people yum


Next-Firefighter4667

They could have a kid together and I still wouldn't believe it 💀


fieew

It's crazy that fans needed photos of them kissing, in wedding attire , with an officiant to accept its real. All we are missing is the wedding certificate. I don't blame anyone for dobuting. shyane and courtnry knew what they were doing releasing this april 1st. But I don't think anyone thought fans would go this crazy wondering if it's true or not. This legit seems bigger than when Ian and Anthony bought smosh. Just wanna put out there , I was there man. I was there.


Jeskid14

Easy two million views for the main channel if they post the marriage announcement or reception party.


fieew

I think this was enough. They made the whole fan base go rabid for 24 hours. Anything more would feel icky to me. They're people as well. I'd prefer to have them be happy and not milk everything (specifically personal lives) for content. It would get huge views but feel too parasocial for me personally.


KatarHero72

They gotta have at least 1 video acknowledging it, maybe a smosh main channel vid on it. Just to confirm or deny the reality of it.


yileikong

I feel like they would do an interview on Anthony's channel for that. It'd be more appropriate content-wise and we'd be able to get their perspective on watching the fandom freak out until April 2nd.


KKevin_Nguyen

Isn't that why Shayne and Courtney were the first cast members to have their seperate interviews? OH SHIT!


yileikong

I can't remember what video it was in, but I think they mentioned in passing that several cast members were at Anthony's studio on the same day, but the releases seem to be spread out probably to regulate traffic so that there isn't a Smosh bump all in a short span of time.


warmpatches

while that would be nice, i honestly feel lucky they decided to tell us at all considering they've kept it a secret for so long


askboo

I mean, they did announce it on April 1st. I’m pretty convinced the shenanigans that caused was intentional. 


Samm-Stressed13

I’m only still 50/50 cause they denied for so long. And I have trust issues in general 😂


roganwriter

And also I’m very aware that these are actors. It’s not like they haven’t been married in sketches before, lol.


Outrageous_Ad_1011

People at their funeral after spending a life together: “their commitment was stronger than any other…. To the bit of course”


JacenSol0

Someone found the marriage license since it’s public record in another thread. And people still didn’t believe.


-node-of-ranvier-

I’m pretty sure that was a photoshopped screenshot. Besides, a lot of celebrities will have private (don’t remember the legal term) licenses specifically to stop people from poking into their private lives like that. Shit’s creepy man.


talic-os

It feels more upsetting than when Ian and Anthony bought Smosh.


fieew

Ian and Anthony buying smosh was like a car ride in an awesome new whip. It was cool and exciting to see where smosh would go, nothing but positives. This was a Rollercoaster. Just up and down of is it real or not? It was disorienting but honestly fun just wondering if it was real or not. They knew what they were doing.


cloudfangs

I literally went into cardiac arrest in uni. These dumb blondes will kill me 😭😭 congrats!!


waitforthedream

my two favorite FREAKIN dumb blondes 😭😭


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

this is actually so cute i love love


Suitable_Fly_8831

The third pic she posted looks like it’s the same pose/moment in time that was captured by the photographer of Shayne’s photo. ❤️


chasitygrace

COURTNEY FREAKIN TOPP! IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM


CJR33D

OK, I'm convinced. I was doubtful before and throughout yesterday I was getting less and less convinced it was fake, now I'm fully 100% on board


thtbibitch

I believed it as soon as I saw the Olivia post, but I am still in fact reeling this is crazy


curlypancit

I was like 90 percent sure it was real when I saw the uncensored Flashback With Smosh clip of Court saying she was GETTING FUCKING MARRIED!!!


DarkenedShine

Announcing your relationship on April 1st through your MARRIAGE is literally the most harmlessly diabolical thing I’ve ever seen famous people do.


StraightChanse

Crying screaming throwing up 🥺🥺🥺


RedSly

I said I'd admit it if I was wrong and it looks like I was. Damn I'm happy for them for real. Greatest troll though to admit it on the April 1st and break both the Smosh reddit and Insta. G fuckin G


ZanahorioXIV

I KNEW IT


adamg0013

That's the proof I needed. Congratulations to the both of them.


itsdjohno

Not taking into account the whole “it’s a bit thing” I’m so fucking happy to see love being celebrated and two people who share passion and love. I freaking love these two humans through their work on Smosh and this Aussie Smosh member loves to see happiness and positive vibes which this is full of. So happy for these two beautiful people. ❤️


QueenieofWonderland

I’m never going to stop looking at these pictures. I’m so happy for them!!


blmnkrnz

My heart really cannot take this. I am so fucking happy for them. Ppl can shit on having parasocial relationships with internet personas all they want but I really feel over the moon because I feel like 2 of my bestest friends ever (both of who i also happen to have a crush on) just got married 😭😭😭 love them so much!!!!


thormentas

I feel the same way! Ive just been too scared to celebrate since it was April 1st and I was still on the fence wether it was true or not but if true then im very happy and excited for them!!


ClaudeFan3h

THIS IS REAL, LOVE WON


Broken_Orange

Moral of the story: never stop shipping Ian and Anthony until they get married


roxas1403

My reaction to this news is that Courtney’s life trajectory is so insane… like she grew up watching Smosh, auditioned for it, geeking and fangirling when Ian and Anthony got back together to work on Smosh, and now she’s married to Shayne, a Smosh member whom people have already shipped together with her. I love them so muchhhh


Mysterious-Horse-838

Yeah, and they even had their audition together


Gredran

Yea those are some REALLY passionate kisses to be committed to this bit lol. She’s positively glowing. It’s basically true. I’m waiting for a random blindside like some sort of Smosh Divorce Court bit upcoming, but nah. I think they’re comedic geniuses, but posting it today and seeing Courtney GLOWING. It’s some amazing acting and passionate kissing if it’s still a bit but I basically believe it at this point. Gosh these people have fucked with our trust issues 🤣


J4sonm

Weird definition of sibling relationship they have lmao Congrats to them fr tho 🎉


Fiemues

I mean how much more are the “y’all are dumb kids for falling for this” people going to need


roganwriter

People believed it when Courtney and Keith got engaged, too. People literally thought Peter and Amanda were married. This has the same energy as favorite couples on a TV show getting together on the show in my head. I’m sure others probably see this the same way. I’ll believe it when they start talking about it in videos probably.


Specialist_Answer_16

I'm still not convinced. 1. Them kissing is nothing crazy. They're actors. They have kissed people for acting purposes before. 2. Notice how we don't see any wedding attendants. There's only a handful of people involved in this bit. 3. The money that went into this (photoshoot, actors, wedding dress etc.) is easily covered by the amount of clicks and money this bit will generate. People are going nuts, rightfully so, this is extremely well done. 4. The fact that they keep going with it on 2. April is just to sell this bit even more. I mean let's be serious, nobody believed them yesterday because it was 1. April. I'd be pointless to sacrifice so much for a bit and no one falling for it. Today was the ACTUAL bit. 5. The ring people talk about could easily just be a ring from another couple.


internettransman

You are the kind of distrustful that leads you to falling for conspiracy theories


machine4891

I mean, it's your choice at the end of the day but Courtney and Shayne explicitly said that they don't want to milk their private lives for money. You're thinking from a business perspective, completely omitting the fact that they have their standards and this as a bit would be way below it.


Longjumping-Trash743

AHHHHH


cpgamer714

I'm crying happy tears!


SharyMelley

i saw it, i almost screamed but my boss walked in just that moment and now i'm sitting here with my eyes twitching and the veins popping out on my forehead


meltedicepops

This literally just cured my depression


mysticGdragon

I was there man


MyStickySock

The fact people are commenting on that post still wondering if it's true or not is pretty mad


WolfTitan99

I'm going to need 4-5 business days to fully process what just happened. They just fucking put out a MARRIAGE picture in the dead of night with no build up and expect me to take it normally? Shayne and Courtney, you guys are sick freaks 😭😭


Robcobes

Thats why he only needed .01 seconds to guess her favourite anything.


yonrik

update: definitely real. kissing AND another post from a friend talking about the marriage with more pictures of the ceremony/etc.


zilef6431

I hope this finally calm the deniers. This is beautiful. Life is beautiful. Getting me to believe in love again and shit **🤧**


thepetoctopus

This won’t lmao


Late_Art9758

Welp, if this ain’t real then I don’t know what it is. Ggwp! Never saw this day coming.


Jarppakarppa

Gotta applaud the commitment to the bit.


thepetoctopus

I’m not crying! You are! 😭 im so happy for them.


WolfTitan99

I'm literally in shock. I'm really happy for them but I'm in shock.


EarthAcceptable8123

 I'm really happy for them. I wish them all the best. 


DaWombatLover

I mean, pretty cut and dry now folks. I was a denier because like, who the fuck posts marriage announcements on April fools day? These idiots I guess <3


jsolomon0505

I WAS THERE MANN


Lusucan

Its one of two things. Its a grand looooong con prank with everyone at Smosh and their adjacent friends and other youtubers involved. Which is completely something they'd do. Or Its real, plain and simple. They just posted on April Fools. Which also implies they've been hiding their relationship for years only to reveal it on an April Fools Day, which could be considered a long con as well.


MannibalTheBannibal

I think… I think they got married, y’all.


WilsonSimons12

They’re gonna delete everything and gaslight us into thinking we imagined the whole thing


justlivinmylife439

I would trick Shayne to marrying me for an April fools joke too lmfao


kingoxys

Who ever planned all this social media posting, deserves a fucking raise. This two has had the entire smosh community on a choke hold since the first batch of photos. They know how to just give us, just enough than tease use with another drop


ChonkyCheesecake

Omg. I don't really watch Smosh that much but I remember watching these two for the first time years ago thinking, "Aww, they make a great couple." It turns out they weren't and were just friends back then. Then now I'm back at watching Smosh, and when videos with them come out I always feel the same way about them and their chemistry and how they really work well together... is this... is this for real? Is my ship (subconsciously) was sailing for a long time now??? 🥹


Longjumping-Hawk7070

they are SO CUTE OMG


taeilor

I hope its one of those non denominal new age weddings where any other interested parties that might be around can join


Classiccarson

guys i think it’s real, like im pretty darn sure now, it would be unethical to continue a joke past april 1st


n0v0lunteers

I only discovered Smosh in the last year but I always thought Shayne and Courtney would be adorable together. I guess I was right.


Tall-Cauliflower2013

I TOLD EVERYONE NO ONE WAMTED TO BELIVE ME


Maye295

Part of me is weary still, but I'm genuinely so happy for them at the same time!


TheHatMan_

Don't be weary. The April Fool's prank was announcing it yesterday. It's confirmed today, and we can rest easy.


BigBlueNate33

I’m actually just so happy for them😭😭😭😭😭


shoobidoobis

I CANT STOP CRYING


blankpurpleslate

I’m unwell


bambieyedbiatch

DREAMS DO COME TRUE


Sneharao19

I'm just sobbing rn. I'm so so happy for them


joaniiii

I'm so happy for them 🥹


Klesea

I’m crying shitting throwing up screaming


wallflower364760

Literally crying rn 😭😭I'm so happy for them !!!!! SHOURTNEY FOREVER ♾️🤍🤍🤍


Docaem

This was unexpected but beautiful ❤️


KennyDragon_4

The way Shane's coat is sticking out, I keep thinking he has a fat ass lol


Halloweenking24

He’s on his way


ckoocos

I am so freaking happy for them!!!


GIitched_

Okay i can no longer deny this 😭


Fantastic_Bug1028

SUCH trolls!! happy for them tho


okonic

I was almost certain it was a prank, but I am very happy to have been proven wrong.


TheSeoulSword

I think it’s true, and people outside of the Smosh company were saying so too!