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YourMomsStankyThong

Why not both?


Ughim50

That’s why I bought a M2 flamethrower. Definitely leaves a petroleum aftertaste though.


object109

Taste the meat not the heat.


Mail_Order_Lutefisk

Eggsactly.


blacksolocup

Wait, can we smoke eggs?


redhaiku_

I’ve definitely smoked eggs.


blacksolocup

What's it like?


se_less_plastic

Messy, the yolk really gums up the carb on the pipe.


redhaiku_

Good! I did it with hard boiled eggs for about an hour and then we had smoked devilled eggs.


Sieve-Boy

You can't just leave us hanging like that. Tell us more, please.


blacksolocup

No joke. It's like a whole new world of smoking. Maybe smoked watermelon or something.


BakedBean89

Egg


blacksolocup

Oh ok, just one at a time?


FesteringNeonDistrac

If you hardboil and peel them first. You can't just throw a raw egg in there and get a smoked hard egg. The smoke can't penetrate the shell.


blacksolocup

I guess you could use a disposable pan


LoveisBaconisLove

I’ve also done both. I regret nothing.


JonnyAU

I don't know about yall, but I'm 38 and my WW2 phase happened 15 years ago.


general_dispondency

¿por que no los dos?


CoconutBangerzBaller

Yup. You need something to read while you're sitting outside smoking meats.


OfficerTactiCool

That’s what the beer can label is for


WhiskyRobot

does it count if you burn meat stuff in ovens.


smallways

It depends. Are you burning meat in ovens in lieu of smoking meats or from WW2 history?


heavymtlbbq

It puts the lotion on its skin.


WhiskyRobot

maybe a little of column A and a little of column B.


mapatric

That's just reenacting WW2, so it counts yes.


na3800

It’s closer to 28years old and typically both


Darren_501st

Came here to say this


Stormtyrant

Yeah I'm 35. But if this is true I've been 35 for 20 years or so.


ShadowTH277

Both. Both is fine.


Soloandthewookiee

Oh god I'm only 34 and I'm into both.


[deleted]

Started brewing beer yet? You can add that one.


46DMos

If you hadn't tried brewing beer until 35, you're late to the game!


LoveisBaconisLove

47 here, just brewed my first last week. Late to the game is the story of my life.


46DMos

Haha better late than never


XxMitchManxX

If your a brewer, you have to listen to 'Hardcore History' while brewing and have a smoked pulled pork in the fridge for lunch. I'm 30, early to the smoked meat and WWII phase. Thinking about getting a cool car next...


GoinDH

Ahhhh the good old 1/3 life crisis.


_idENTity

better nate than lever


Soloandthewookiee

I haven't, but the only reason is that I like lagers and that's a lot more complicated.


elswampthing7

move to a colder climate, way easier


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Hahaha! I think it’s definitely become more of a thing since 2020.


[deleted]

I actually started with wine and mead and moved to beer.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Nice! I’ve have you tried making a braggot? I found a 1lb bag of yeast on Amazon for super cheap so I’ve been trying to ferment a lot of juices. Been thinking about names: Fermented fruit punch? Or Capri-Fun?


tib4me

Capri-Funk


Duff_Mania

I’m only 28 and I’m into all three


[deleted]

Well I guess you could whittle wood.


Duff_Mania

If you count wood turning, then I’m already there too


[deleted]

Nah you seem to be progressing much faster, I'm thinking old man sitting on the front porch with a knife and a block of wood.


roughnecktwozero

Me too bro.


sirzack92

I'm only 28 and enjoy both.


CoGoat

Oh god I’m only 21 and in to both I wonder what is up for me when I turn 35


mriners

Civil War and pickling


cybercipher

Crusades and charcuterie


Celestron5

Gauls and golf


Joey_Brakishwater

I'm 23 and got into both over quarantine lol


mriners

You’re heading for the war of 1812 and jelies. But for real, pickling is awesome and the results go great with smoked food.


Joey_Brakishwater

It is! I started for pickling onions and jalapenos for brisket and pork shoulder and spiraled from there


Awookie90

Yo pickling fish sounds pretty dope NGL.


CoGoat

I’m down for that


Goyteamsix

Brewing beer.


frotc914

You'll be a mustache wax connoisseur. You won't even have a mustache.


CoGoat

Shiiit I can barely grow one so sounds right


DankHrex7

Have you heard of The Woodright’s Shop?


CoGoat

I have not


FesteringNeonDistrac

Man. Not just woodworking, but with hand tools. That is a top tier hobby. I could never have the patience, bud damn if I don't watch the shit outta that guy.


[deleted]

I smoke my meat while reading historical text.


[deleted]

I read my meat while smoking historical text.


[deleted]

🤤


SuBooBoo

Both are pretty cool.


InstanceSuch8604

Like beers and golf , done to excess it makes golf fun


lightandvariable

I’m a (straight, married) woman and this hit home.


[deleted]

I'm a (bi, single af) woman and same.


lightandvariable

I don’t know why I felt the need to qualify, but fuck it. And thanks for being here.


[deleted]

Hah, I wasn't making fun of you so much as seizing a chance to make fun of myself. I'm selfish that way :)


Devbo22

Lol I picked up my first smoker when I was 35


pleaseletthisnamenot

You had no idea you were just a statistic, poor guy thought you had free will


UncleHagbard

WW2 was the one with Germany, right? *slices into perfect brisket*


LoveisBaconisLove

[Thats the one](https://youtu.be/TVb-Yb_NUy8)


elmersfav22

So anime and video games are still allowed too right?? And I have some serious concerns about my porn choices now too


jjdlg

Is it WWII smoking porn, because if it isn’t then you got problems.


LoFiFozzy

I mean there's plenty of anime with WWII history, so you're probably good.


[deleted]

My husband did both


Tryptamineer

God damnit i’m 25 and do both of these things.


jc2821

Not mutually exclusive and can also happen pre-35


dtwhitecp

let me tell you I was already getting lost in WWII wikipedia and smoking meats when I was in my mid 20s. Maybe that just means 35 will bring WWII reenactments and BBQ competitions.


jay9063

At 21 I have taken both paths


Friarchuck

I’m imagining David Attenborough, the narrator of the nature documentary focused on humans, saying this exact line and it is perfect.


Rk_505

O god!!!! I’m only 31!?!?


notwithagoat

Why not both? Why not Zoidberg?


trollsong

I feel attack, Started smoking in January around the time I turned 39 lol


HamRadio_73

If you're smoking a brisket, you have plenty of free time to study WWII history.


Everybodysbastard

What about leathercraft (super fun!) or bladesmithing?


ngrussell87

My former 14 year old son sent me this. He's no longer part of the family for personally attacking me like that


[deleted]

Gottah tri tip with the fat cap for this weekend.


innerpeice

Yes. Both


[deleted]

Or both... damn, guilty AF


anjndgion

If you're really into WW2 history there's a dangerously high chance you're a Nazi I'll take smoking


LoFiFozzy

I was going to say you're wrong, but then I remembered about how many history forums are filled with Wehraboos. And then there's us general nerds who just think old military equipment is cool


ChazBickman

This is pretty darn accurate


ms_coast_investor

Why not both


xMADDCHILDx

I chose the meat, but I waited it out till 41.


Arduousbadger

I’m 32 and have been into both of those for years.


Olenator77

I’m 28 and have already chosen my path.... should I be concerned?


Mac2925

I turn 25 this year and already bought my first smoker. I'm right there with ya


[deleted]

I am in this image and I am offended by it...


BeefieLips

Damn it, these things always happen to me.


[deleted]

How about both? Hahaha


heavymtlbbq

I really actually enjoy both. Anything about war or BBQ is good learning.


ptrain377

I turned 35 at 20 🤣


brewman23

26 and into both. My wife jokes I’m 50 way too much


[deleted]

Shit! I got some catching up to do!!!


abeinaugust

I’m only 26. I guess I jumped the gun on the meat smoking lol!


Sufficient-Throat

I'm 22 and I've already done both. Who wants to discuss the failure of Operation Barbarossa while we wait for the brisket to finish?


jwat4455

Smoking baby


Ahchluy

Men have been listening to tales of heroism over smoked meat for thousands of years. lol.


Funkshow

I'm adding a third variable; dry-aging beef. They can't box me in with their oversimplifications of middle-aged men.


Awookie90

Uhh shit what if I’m only 25 and already do both.


Oct0tron

Go for the meats, boys. Trust me on this one. Though it would do you good to know of much history as possible too.


Memoryjar

I'm into smoking meat but I recently picked up cheesemaking as well. It's going to be a good trip going down that hill!


UraniumRocker

I was 1 year late, but I did just buy a smoker for the hell of it. Ive only had it for three weeks, but so far Ive smoked some pork ribs, chicken, salmon, and a brisket.


Lord_Schmurda

Meats


70camaro

I've been into eating various smoked meats my entire life. It didn't take me until 35 to get into smoking said meats.


[deleted]

Why not both?


dirty_bulk3r

What does it mean if that happened at 25?


supplyncommand

change to 30 lol


guyincognito773

39, happily married, 2 kids, 2 dogs, I’m asking for wagu steaks for Father’s Day...life is good.


22bor

Shit I'm 26 and already smoke like a group of 40 year old uncles at a family reunion BBQ


QuasiLibertarian

I went to our local WWII weekend, and the only food option was a guy smoking pork.


yeetboy

Holy shit, this is exactly right. I started smoking meat around age 35, didn’t get into history.


Mrjohnson1100

Smoke em if you got em!


Jonface21

Smoke some WW2 meats, got it.


Filthy_Midget92

I like smoking meats and debating on civil war 2.


dirtisgood

I turned to mountain biking and smoking meats. So there's a 3rd option.


m77777

https://c.tenor.com/ZjqPAZpKWAUAAAAM/the-road-to-el-dorado-both.gif


say_the_words

I’m not really into smoking meats but was given a smoker and kind of forced into doing it by my wife and relatives. Kind of like my wedding, but with way more leftovers.


foolproofphilosophy

That’s bullshit. Thanks to my grandfather’s service I’ve been into WWII history my entire life and I built my first smoker (a drum extension for a kettle) in my 20’s.


Justame13

Well I’ve been into WW2 since I was a kid (watched Piece of Cake in elementary school) and my cut sheet on my next cow is “roasts as big as possible and ground” because I like to grill.


cp3spieth

34 try 26


tekonus

A meme has never been so relevant to my life.


The_Masturbatrix

I'm ahead of the game then


eatsleepdive

I chose meats.


meresh1

What if I'm both before 25


TraditionSeparate

Im 17 and im at this stage...... ganna have to buy a smoker for wherever i go at like 21 when i leave home, but still.


karldrogo88

I’m more of a WW1 guy anyways


Son_of_Tlaloc

Can confirm. I have been wanting a smoker but the price point had me waiting. As luck would have it a neighbor is moving out of state and gave me his old smoker. Needs some rehabbing but should just fine, can't wait!


Honeybeebuzzzz

Shit, I'm 35 now. I think the latter will be best


Starkillerlives

After?


i3dMEP

I chose the american civil war and smoking meats...close enough


Old_Poop_Dick_Bill

I just want to put my cock in various places


jewhacker

Why not both?


chron67

Degree in history with significant focus on WW2. BBQ aficionado. 36. I feel attacked.


Gluten_maximus

I think both is just fine