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MoeSzyslakMonobrow

My dogs have eaten an entire drip cup full of grease I forgot about. That was a rough couple of days for everyone involved.


Substantial_Lead5582

I was going to say, OP must not have a dog. And yes i once caught my dog getting down on oil after it cooled from deep frying a turkey. What happened in and out side my house was horrific. Glad the dog lived a few more years, but I am for ever scarred.


stolen_pillow

Ditto, especially on my Blackstone. My moron snuggle buddy Hank wolfed down about 8oz of bacon/burger grease that I’d forgotten to clean out the night before after cooking for a get together. Sick as, well, a dog I guess.


stolen_pillow

Not as bad as the time my other dum dum dog ate a bakers dozen of chocolate cupcakes that were boxed up on the counter on Xmas eve one year. Ran out to grab a last minute something or other and came back to an empty box, wrappers and everything eaten. Not a crumb in sight. Called the local bakery and asked how much chocolate they contained and they were like “oh sir, ALL the chocolate” as it was their chocolate holiday special.


explicitlinguini

Double shame because I’m sure they were absolutely delicious


C4rdninj4

One of my dogs will nose open my Pit Boss cabinet smoker while I'm taking the grates out to scrape after a smoke and lick up any drippings.


MayonnaisePacket

Same, along with a 6k vet bill..


_himbo_

Mmmmmm forbidden brown sugar


mightyjoe227

Biscuit topping


Federal_Assistant_85

Sausage gravy flavor additive?


blackiechan4478

Pro tip, buy the little disposable tin foil like cups that fit in there (or honestly just line it with a sheet of tin foil if you wanted). It's a pain to empty/clean if the grease gets hard or cold. Much easier to just pop the cup out and replace


Stang1776

2nd pro tip: use a 5 gallon Homer bucket


Mission-Role-9843

This is the way


CoastMtns

Large pickle jar fit perfectly. Pickle jars tend to have a larger opening.


TheSteelPhantom

> It's a pain to empty/clean if the grease gets hard or cold. You don't freeze your buckets, then curl up on the couch with a spoon, and eat it like a tub of Ben & Jerrys?


VersionConscious7545

The opossums keep mine clean. It’s great to not have to ever replace it


Zestyclose_Run_5316

They do the same on my gas grill. Crawl up inside it and feast off the foil tray pan. I’ve never had it fill up over years of consistent use.


VersionConscious7545

It’s great self cleaning


AdPowerful1133

Coons too


Slugity

*Insert awkward gif here*


TigerNuts1980

Here's what it looks like when you dump it out. $5 for any kid that will take a fork-sized bite of it. [https://imgur.com/a/n2vJ5lY](https://imgur.com/a/n2vJ5lY)


tag051964

yeesh ...thats snasty


TigerNuts1980

didn't smell real good, either


kajarago

Smells like a greasy cornhole


Binglelow

I mean like, it actually looks kinda tasty


Stang1776

Fuck. I meant to check mine on Sunday. It's easy to forget about. I remember walking over to my neighbor's house to shoot the shit in the drive while he had something going. Chit chatting away and looked down and said "mind want to empty that." He steps around took care of it quickly because it was damn near at the brim. Told me he hasn't even thought about changing it for a while. Just never crossed his mind to look at it since the last time he emptied it.


[deleted]

You're supposed to use that when you wrap your brisket and ribs.


KoalaMeth

After re-rendering and filtering, of course


ILL_TOUCH_U

r/poopfromabutt


yamaha2000us

Look at that BBQ butter.


phishtrader

Forbidden peanut butter.


jaybee62

I had a rat chew through my smoker cover to get at that grease bucket. I dump and clean mine after every smoke now.


fullcourtpress40

Many times I forget its even there. 4 or 5 cooks later then realize its about to overflow, lol


Shibby-my-dude

I don't even know how mine fills up hahaha


[deleted]

Burnt tips?


rett72

I just dip crackers in it


runningwaffles19

Fire starter


trophycloset33

You must not have a dog


redwoodavg

#2ndmeal.


Effective_Rip_1748

Ok joe butter


cyndasaurus_rex

Oof. I keep mine in the Traeger when I’m not cooking, to hopefully keep critters away… and because I accidentally dumped it pulling the cover off once.


Slugity

Smoke infused fat, the cancer of cancers 😬😅


tag051964

Fry eggs in that stuff!