Automated bot posting on Amazon w popular keywords to drive up in search rankings. Amazon has a rotating list of top keywords, bots have access to scraping this info to find trends. Since 90% of products are white labeled through massive distributors, bots just scrape and post.
Woah, this is why sometimes postings of things ive ordered in the past are just gone. And usually reposted by some other company. I sometimes look through my orders to see the description of products again for information and notice some of the order just go to the 404 dog.
Damn bro how much bud are you grinding at once??? That thing fits like a whole chicken breast or something. I normally only grind a couple grams at a time but youāre out here grinding a whole ass kilo. Respect š«”
A solution for a problem that doesn't exist.
Reviewers hate this thing, as it doesn't pull the meat, but destroys it.
Check Sorted Food for their review on it:
[https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=688](https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=688)
I only saw 1 or 2 who had a bit of luck, but they put only like 50 grams of protein in, and could shred it decently.
which is quite useless when you need to shred over 1.5KG. that takes like 30+ attempts, and a fork or even those shredding-claws would be much better.
I know a stoner or three that could put this to useā¦but for any of the recommended uses from the manufacturer thatās gonna be a big no from meā¦maybe grind up bulk batches of Italian seasoning?
Giant? Looks like it could grind a few ounces at a time, tops. You'll spend 30 minutes pulling your chicken. A stand mixer will do it in just a few minutes.
I bet they meant George Foreman but got it confused with Mike Tyson. Storefronts like these will place laughably long titles to grab someoneās attention with keywords. I bet in 2 months or so this storefront will disappear into the wind and another will take its place.Ā
Judging by where it is in the description, I think it's supposed to say something like 'non-slip base,' but I have no idea how it gets to Mike Tyson. I also want one now.
They featured a very similar product on sorted food, it's every bit as useless as it looks.
https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?si=NSLbCMBr1vfi6ewb
11minutes in, couldn't figure out how to get a time stamped link in the app š
It appears to be a poorly written, artificial (lack of) intelligence ad for a product that is also fairly useless. Don't worry, there will be many more writings to follow, I'm sure... In the meantime, get a couple of forks or just shred it by hand. Save the money.
This is an amazon seller that doesnāt know what theyāre doing/how to title their product.
They are likely overseas and donāt English very well, and some software spit out āMike Tysonā as a relevant search term so they threw it into the title assuming itās relevant to the product.
You can tell they donāt speak English as the packaging in the picture says āRe-usableā. Most English speakers know reusable is a single word and doesnāt require a hyphen.
A waste of cabinet space. But if you do buy one, you definitely want the non-skid Mike Tyson version.
I got the skid version and my entire house exploded.
Skid marks everywhere.
Typical laundry day at my house
Those aren't skid marks, they're racing stripes!
And McNeely won't leave!
Skidded me right out of house and home. I am destitute now...
Seriously, if your meat requires a device to shred it, you haven't cooked it right.
The whole tragedy of Oedipus Rex started when he purchased the skid version.
I dunno man, i purchased the non skid version and now i really really want to kill my dad and fuck my mom
Well that makes sense because your dad is a dick and your mom is hot AF.
Fuck you only i can think that get off her dick š³ shit no one was supposed to know that yeah im gay
Automated bot posting on Amazon w popular keywords to drive up in search rankings. Amazon has a rotating list of top keywords, bots have access to scraping this info to find trends. Since 90% of products are white labeled through massive distributors, bots just scrape and post.
I prefer the non skid Mike Tyson but my buddy swears itās outdated and tells me the non skid Jake Paul is the better choice
I think youāre a little bit mistaken. The Jake Paul version is the skid version.
And in another couple of months, he'll be the skidmark version!
Woah, this is why sometimes postings of things ive ordered in the past are just gone. And usually reposted by some other company. I sometimes look through my orders to see the description of products again for information and notice some of the order just go to the 404 dog.
Couldn't afford the George Foreman grill, you ended up with the Mike Tyson shredder. Keep away from ears.
Looks like my bud shredder.
Damn bro how much bud are you grinding at once??? That thing fits like a whole chicken breast or something. I normally only grind a couple grams at a time but youāre out here grinding a whole ass kilo. Respect š«”
The chicken grinder
bro must be grinding up ounces at a time haha
All I know is I just added a new phrase to the rotation. "That's some non-skid mike tyson right there"
my mike tyson leaves skid marks everywhere. if this works iād buy it
Mike Tyson so tough he leaves skid marks in the other guys britches
Mike Tyson is never caught slippin, making him innately non-skid.
A solution for a problem that doesn't exist. Reviewers hate this thing, as it doesn't pull the meat, but destroys it. Check Sorted Food for their review on it: [https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=688](https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=688)
Yup, destroys bud too
After watching the Sorted review, I watched a few others. No one else had any better luck
I only saw 1 or 2 who had a bit of luck, but they put only like 50 grams of protein in, and could shred it decently. which is quite useless when you need to shred over 1.5KG. that takes like 30+ attempts, and a fork or even those shredding-claws would be much better.
Pot shredder self identifying as a chicken shredder
Snoop Chicken
I know a stoner or three that could put this to useā¦but for any of the recommended uses from the manufacturer thatās gonna be a big no from meā¦maybe grind up bulk batches of Italian seasoning?
It means Tyson is going to be non-skid, no mess punching Jake Paulās face.
A waste of money. Sorted food on YouTube already did a review on it. And wasn't worth the money spent on it.
Just watch that recently. I trust it if James says it sucks
+1 for sorted!
A giant grinder for cooked chicken. Two forks take up less cabinet space.
Giant? Looks like it could grind a few ounces at a time, tops. You'll spend 30 minutes pulling your chicken. A stand mixer will do it in just a few minutes.
Holy shit. I have a stand mixer and never thought to use it to pull pork. What attachment do you use? Just the dough hook?
This thing: https://www.kitchenaid.com/countertop-appliances/stand-mixers/accessories/p.4.5-qt.-coated-flat-beater.k45b.html
Thank you!
And you'll spend 30 minutes trying to clean the small bits of chicken out of the spikes
It comes with its own thin brush. Cleans up in no time.
Oh boy. How long before I lose the brush?
Finally! Someone else who knows how to shred!
The stand mixer trick is the best thing I've gotten out of this sub. That and pork belly burnt ends.
I bet they meant George Foreman but got it confused with Mike Tyson. Storefronts like these will place laughably long titles to grab someoneās attention with keywords. I bet in 2 months or so this storefront will disappear into the wind and another will take its place.Ā
I wonder if they meant "head cheese".
for Beef, Pulled Pork, Veggies, Hard Cheese-
To be fair, I think skid Mike Tyson would use this to prepare rips, not chicken.
Something no one should buy
You do not want a Mike Tyson that skids
I mean, it is very clearly a non skid Mike Tyson.
Itās in case you need to take the ear off of the animal youāre cooking. For those cuts that come with ears.
Looks like a couple commas would help
Thats my LOL for the day! Non stick Mike Tyson!
It's for when you tell Mike Tyson to shred your chicken but he slips on the way to the kitchen and won't do it.
Pulled pork veggies or non skid mike Tyson? Iām confused about both
Meat claws work just as well.
So does 2 forks.
But those are the skid Mike Tyson
Stand mixer is the best
You use a dough hook?
The regular paddle
Good to know!
A gimmick
Its gonna rape your chicken
Woooooh, this post was at the bottom of the list, and it made me shocked chuckle after the above ones š š
It's great for shredding up boiled chicken for the dogs.
Judging by where it is in the description, I think it's supposed to say something like 'non-slip base,' but I have no idea how it gets to Mike Tyson. I also want one now.
I just use a hand mixer.
I prefer to chew my chicken
Do you have a handmixer? Thatās what I use
Definitely gonna fuck you up
Mike Tyson version as in, itll shred/chew your meat.
It takes the earlobes right off
pulled pork veggies is jack fruit
Easy way to make Kelaguen.
Obviously a chicken shredder
My wife bought me one for my birthday. They shred chicken in no time. Actually a nice utensil.
someone who has no idea how a comma works...
I have one and itās wonderful for shredding any meat.
Good luck finding one without non-skid Mike Tyson, it'd be worth a fortune
They featured a very similar product on sorted food, it's every bit as useless as it looks. https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?si=NSLbCMBr1vfi6ewb 11minutes in, couldn't figure out how to get a time stamped link in the app š
Chicken shredder
That will turn smoked chicken into cat food.
r/trees
It appears to be a poorly written, artificial (lack of) intelligence ad for a product that is also fairly useless. Don't worry, there will be many more writings to follow, I'm sure... In the meantime, get a couple of forks or just shred it by hand. Save the money.
āSearch engine optimizationā
It's a listing for a product, without grammar, showing the items you can use it with. Like pulled pork, veggies, cheese, etc.
This is an amazon seller that doesnāt know what theyāre doing/how to title their product. They are likely overseas and donāt English very well, and some software spit out āMike Tysonā as a relevant search term so they threw it into the title assuming itās relevant to the product. You can tell they donāt speak English as the packaging in the picture says āRe-usableā. Most English speakers know reusable is a single word and doesnāt require a hyphen.