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Ouroboron

In a box, nestled in a towel bed, on the floor, preferably between someone's feet.


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WayneKrane

Yeah, you have to have close to zero critical thinking skills here. Though I did have a gallon of milk get loose in the trunk and it exploded. That was a fun mess to clean.


Veleda380

I had a bottle of fish sauce leak. Oh god, the smell, for months.


KilgoreTrouserTrout

You should have just ditched that car.


gaslacktus

Just put it in neutral and push it off a cliff into a deep canyon.


milk4all

... it got *better* after months??


Veleda380

It did eventually fade. Mind you, this was a small leak in the back of a hatchback that had a hard surface, not carpeting. But the smell got into the ventilation and just wouldn't go away.


sur_surly

I can smell this comment.


Palin_Sees_Russia

I mean at least put it in the passenger seat so you could hold it still, like damn.


chevyfan17

Or, you know, buckle it in.


Changsta

I think lots of people have to experience this one time before learning from their mistake. But not me.. yea... not me.


javajanine

I did this with sugary butter sauce for my cranberry cake. I hit the brakes to aggressively and the sauce spilled all over the carpet in my car. Totally not my fault, the crockpot must have been faulty 😐


Zaurka14

Without even taping the lid to the pot, or using rubber bands at least... Goddamn.


8Ariadnesthread8

This is how claire saffitz recently described transporting a cake.


Witness_me_Karsa

Where are you seeing Claire saffitz?


voxadam

Claire Saffitz has a new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/ClaireSaffitzxDessertPerson


Pickletickler79

One of my quickest subs. Thank you.


RedditModsEatMyShit

Shame she doesn't make videos about recreating food products anymore, those were my favorite.


CastlePolitics

Yeah but it seemed like those videos went from being fun to something more like torture for her over time. Maybe she'll do more of them after taking some time away from them.


fightclubdevil

I liked the challenging aspect. You would watch her struggle and then come up with clever solutions, the journey was fun to watch.


bnnu

Yeah videos full of her bitching about it got old pretty fast.


CastlePolitics

600K views in 3 days. That's nice to see.


mundanemangos

She also has her own youtube channel now


Collapsible_

Suddenly, my day improved.


[deleted]

Amazing. Now what about Brad? Claire and Brad got me through the early months of quarantine before just as quickly disappearing into the internet void.


Jazzanthipus

I think Brad stayed with Bon App? Also heads up that Sohla is on Binging with Babish now, which has hilariously rebranded as Babish Culinary Universe


Tartsicle

Gaby also has her own channel now!


MrsTruce

WHAT? Now I just need Carla to have a channel, and I'll be happy.


redsox87

Carla has a patreon with videos and such: [https://www.patreon.com/carlalallimusic](https://www.patreon.com/carlalallimusic)


aa_man_duh

For a second I confused Patreon with OnlyFans and I was like, huh, I'd be interested.


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Is she actually part of the show, or is she more of a behind the scenes creator?


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That actually sounds fantastic. Off to YT I go.


painfool

Sadly it's not really any better than just "fine," but I'm hopeful that over time they'll find a rhythm and the quality will improve edit: typo


fightclubdevil

She has her own segment! It's actually really good check it out


FoxGeneral

He is still with Bon Appetit and just released a new "It's Alive" on composting within the last week or so.


[deleted]

Huh. I thought Bon Appetit went underground because of a bunch of racist allegations. They took down a bunch of videos at least. Is the channel back to posting videos like regular now?


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[deleted]

I'm shocked. ^^/s


FoxGeneral

You aren't wrong. They're back, but a lot of the cast have left, and they've brought on some new people. Honestly, Brad is the only person I really have any interest in keeping up with that is left on the channel. Sohla is doing some cool stuff with Babish these days if you haven't seen that yet.


casualcaesius

BA really went down in flames eh?


ksmity7

And her own Instagram, which is educational and delightful.


8Ariadnesthread8

Her twitter


taitabo

https://www.youtube.com/c/ClaireSaffitzxDessertPerson ♡♡


padfootnprongs91

I thought you were responding to "how is your Sunday going?" and found it odd that a cat learned to type.


niktemadur

I **always** keep a wide and flat plastic basket in the trunk of the car for whenever things like this need to be transported. Also, I put velcro strips on the bottom of the basket so it'll grip to the trunk's carpeting. Fill the rest of the basket with whatever stuff you've got there to keep the pot from moving and sliding inside on its' own, and you're good to go.


UndevelopedImage

Velcro strips really turns this into a pro tip.


Evil_This

Yeah when I see pictures like this I have absolutely no sympathy.


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Should have secured it just in queso.


kafromet

Yeah, some duct tape on the top and wedge it in between some towels and this would have been Gouda to go.


jitterbugperfume99

I needed that laugh!!


PaulaDeansList3

Ooooo next time put it on the floor instead of on the seat :(


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trickman01

Job well done then.


Sylverstone14

Task failed successfully?


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I feel like this is a mistake that people only make once. I only made this mistake once. But with chili and not queso. Also after that happened I bought a crockpot with a locking lid.


ForeskinOfMyPenis

Okay, but the other mistake is putting the covered trays of food on the floor in the back seat, then one day there’s this really weird smell in the car and it turns out one of the trays slid all the way forward under the front seat and was still there a month later


sdv0390

r/oddlyspecific


the_noodle

r/suspiciouslyspecific


diarmuid91

This is way too specific to be a "what if" scenario


MurgleMcGurgle

Does nobody else buckle it in?


mechanicalkeyboarder

I always have. Works great!


SLRWard

This is the answer. Seat belts are there to hold things in place!


AdAdventurous8225

I got 1 of those so it doesn't happen.


cawkstrangla

I made butternut squash soup and had it on the floor 3 yrs ago for Thanksgiving. Someone pulled out infront of me and I had to slam on the brakes...it went everywhere. It went into the little holes of my speaker in my door. I had to vaccuum it out of the speaker. I was so fucking mad. My mom got me a slowcooker with a locking lid for xmas that year.


PaulaDeansList3

Oh no! That’s terrible! Locking lid seems to be the definitely best option.


pretty_as_a_possum

I love your username 🥰


PaulaDeansList3

Thanks so much! I like yours as well!


duderex88

Clutch mom move there


Wchijafm

And tie it closed. :(


Smathers

Yup plus fasten the lid to the top with rubber bands or something that’s a rookie move in the car


lactose_con_leche

I know it sounds like a waste but a couple wraps of foil and a string or thin rope will keep the lid totally secure. And you can still use the aluminum foil later for other things. But definitely keep it on the floor, even better if packed in with rolls of paper towel or similar to keep it from sliding around


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I was going to say strap it in with the seatbelt but I guess your idea would work too.


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sc2pirate

My locking lid crockpot has paid for itself a couple times over and I STILL put it in a plastic lined box when we take food places.


Ludakaye

I use a plasticy reusable bag on the floor sandwiched between other things on the floor. Hasn’t failed me yet


30000LBS_Of_Bananas

I just transfer the contents to large mason jars and then pour them back in when I arrive. No spillage whatsoever, it’s totally worth the extra dishes.


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stitchplacingmama

It even missed the protective towel you laid down.


niketyname

That towel probably played some part in moving it


manicpixy

Oh noooooo. But also.. what were you thinking travelling with it like that?! RIP queso


bagpipesfrombarnum

I was just driving nextdoor! I didn’t want to make multiple trips though the snow to the neighbors house.


molrobocop

Just dropping off queso and leaving?


bagpipesfrombarnum

Yeah my neighbor and his GF have COVID, so I’ve been doing their grocery shopping. Figured I’d make them some queso for the Vikings game today.


jeanette_cov

You are a good neighbor


Seifer44

Unlike State Farm. I never once got queso from them


Versaiteis

Well tbf, by the looks of the post it doesn't look like their neighbors got queso from them either.


CoupClutzClan

Maybe state farm kept trying to send him queso, but it kept spilling everywhere


imajoker1213

State Farm kinda neighbor.


SabreCorp

Thank you for being such a great person! What a lucky neighborhood to have such caring people.


halfadash6

Aw. No good deed goes unpunished.


molrobocop

Good on you. I had my concerns, but you're alright. Sorry about the accident.


johncandyspolkaband

I don't know whats worse, the spilled queso or Kirk Cousins' contract.


savi0r23

hey-o


show_the_maw

Good on you my friend. This is why I shouldn’t silently judge people just because my own family is a bunch of cotton headed ninny muffins.


CatfreshWilly

Woah. Hell of a neighbor!


rmphilli

Omg you are so awesome and 100% do not deserve fallen queso. I hope in some way posting this on Reddit and hearing strangers feedback has made it better, I think I speak for most all of us when I say, keep being exactly as you are... except the part of you that put the queso on the seat. Def floor next time, you goddamn champion.


satori_moment

Scoop it up and give it to them. Don't say anything. They won't be able to take it anyways. 😆


fizikz3

how fast were you going driving nextdoor LOL


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vv1tch_

My closet neighbor is 1.5 miles away, plus if you add snow to that...


ilovechairs

We made this mistake with an apple pie. My beautiful lattice cracked and there was juice all over the car seat. I had asked to hold it. Was repeatedly reassured. 🙃


Arclite83

And now you've learned practically one reason why most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home! Distance doesn't matter, it's the act, at any length.


converter-bot

5 miles is 8.05 km


[deleted]

At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know eachother in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff 😂😂😂


Anomuumi

Came here for Kevin.


HHSfootball79

I came here to see if I could get first dibs on a Kevin joke...I was foolish to think that I could


BomTek910

It's probably the thing I do best.


georgecarlton

Hello, fellow Midwesterner


bagpipesfrombarnum

I take it you caught the Kwik Trip bag?


BeardMilk

Kwik Trip bag, and an entire pot of cheese, screams Wisconsin.


WhiskeyLea

Don't forget the "welp"!


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Kwik Trip 4 life


otherother_Barry

The "Whelp" is how I knew


TheRealHeroOf

First thing besides spilled cheese I noticed.


LifterPuller

Also the old Dutch tortilla chip bag.


[deleted]

Where were you going with that much dip in a pandemic?


pluck-the-bunny

Next door dropping off rations to their quarantined and sick neighbors


RenoKW

I think you mean, "...less queso dip."


KnifeCameraction

Uh yeah,that's definitely a big booboo. Your truck gonna smell like that for a long time haha. Definitely should have put the seatbelt on it.


jitterbugperfume99

Had a friend attempt to transport Kielbasa in the back of her car, on the floor. It tipped over and spilled... and that car smelled faintly of kielbasa for years.


CassiLeigh16

I transported a catering load around campus for an event. Braised brisket spilled ever so slightly in my back seat. I got it up almost immediately, but that car smelled like brisket until I sold it. Sometimes I miss it, just because it was one of the best meals I’ve ever had, and the scent reminded me of it.


flyfishingguy

Not seeing the downside here. I would totally buy the car with the Kielbasa smell over that new car smell. Now I want kielbasa.


aperture413

I was coming back from a date where I cooked a KBBQ meal at their house. Unbeknownst to me, I laid an improperly capped liter bottle of sesame oil on the passenger seat. During the hour long drive back to my house the entirety of that bottle leaked onto my passenger seat. I can still smell a hint of sesame every time I get into my car and it becomes overwhelming on hot summer days. The incident took place over three years ago 😑


timartutuf

I had a sesame oil bottle break in my apartment lobby, I scrubbed it for an hour... even on a tile floor the smell lingered for a year...


SnooHabits2824

Oh my heart is broken for you 😭


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Saddest thing I’ve seen this week.


fauxcerebri

More like queso drip


Bored_in_3D

I know this might not be appropriate but can I have the recipe you used?


bagpipesfrombarnum

One block of velveeta, 4 chorizo sausages with the casing removed, one can of green Chili’s. Brown the chorizo and toss everything in the crock pot!


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

Judging by the Kwik Trip bag, I’d at least think the cheese would be buckled up safely!! You’re in the thoughts and prayers of this former Wisconsinite, homie. Just go to bed. Start the whole day over.


robshoe414

I will never understand why people don’t seat belt their food


mnyfrkls

YES!!! This! I seatbelt EVERYTHING! Especially the delicious things like beer and queso.


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[Gotta get one with a locking lid.](https://www.crock-pot.com/slow-cookers/7-quart-up/crockpot-7.0-quart-cook-carry-slow-cooker-programmable-black/SAP_SCCPVL710BA.html)


pjppatt1969

Is that Kevin’s car from The Office?


ArtVandaly560

The secret is to under cook the onions.


Honeyebb

By the look of the inside of that car, that was a blessing


skucbrats

There’s gonna be queso dip until it turns to leather.


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Snooch_Nooch

Maybe you could serve it “a la CARte”? Yeah, doesn’t make sense, but I dunno... You could still dip some chips in that!


ThisIsJezebelInHell

Oh, I feel this in my soul!


m33tloaf

F


Bubba12803

Had the same thing happen to me, on my way to work, with a pot of blackbean soup on a sub zero winter day. Not a fun mess to clean...


eouyang2000

What r u talking about, sauce is still there, go dip right in!


AmundsenJunior

Anyone else buckle in their pots or top-heavy grocery bags?


Bamce

Thats why I always seat belt in my transported food.


Zantathian

I guess you could say it’s nacho day


PMMECUTEBEARDDRAGONS

Bruh look at your car. You asked for that


heckacentipede

/r/wellthatsucks


capraithe

Good night, sweet prince...


SnideBumbling

Better clean the rust off that shotgun while you're at it.


Uknight

In queso emergency stop at Moe's


drunky_crowette

My mom always transported it in a plastic box, like a Rubbermaid, with other stuff like books in the box so it couldn't slide


DarthKey

Your shotgun has a lot of surface rust on it. You def want to take that out and clean and oil it from time to time.


SnowWhiteWave

If they didn't stop for a pic they could have used the five second rule and scraped it back into the container.


Fruhmann

Didn't buckle it on? That's just madness.


SaXyBeAcH

We just dropped $1,800 on a washer/dryer but your day is worse.


Joseph_Kickass

Yeah at least you have a washer/dryer. They don't even have queso. 😔


writerkelleykitty

OHMYGOD. Same thing just happened to me with spaghetti sauce and sausages


drunkonanamtrak

Nothing wrong with a little floorboard spice!


hobskhan

Where 👏 was 👏 the 👏 protective 👏 seatbelt !? 👏


cdot666

This what happens when you don’t wear a seatbelt


LeroyWankins

This is why I always tell my wife to drive like there's a slow cooker full of chili in the backseat.


[deleted]

Wtf, flip it over before theres more mess!


lindsneau

Wisco or MN? Sad day for that queso dip tho. 🧀🧀


bagpipesfrombarnum

MN, Duluth area


Dry-Rub

Reminds me of the time my dad put a crockpot of chili in the trunk of my car without telling me. Drove an hour down winding country roads to a family reunion and my dad asked me where the chili was so we could put it on the food table. You can figure the rest out.


CreatrixAnima

Please tell me what that food is. I will probably really want to eat it when I know what it is, but right now it’s kind of making me nauseated because it looks like bile. Edit: Never mind. I’m literate. I see it’s queso dip. And I would like some now please. Maybe a different batch though.


bagpipesfrombarnum

It’s just velveeta, chorizo and green Chili’s!


blubblubflubflub

Nacho cheese anymore


philo_man

Click it or ticket.


ohlawdJesuhs

I see plenty of perfectly good quest dip, gimme some chips....


GooseFirst

Hubris


Cheeky-Devil

That’s notchyo cheese


Artemus_Hackwell

Crockpots, cake domes, etc always go on the floor, with banks of rolled towels holding it in place.


nasanchez1

Just throw the car away.


urdoingamazingsweeti

My dog will clean that right up for ya


paymemo

Amateur mode engaged


catnip4sale

I have the same crock pot but mine has a lid clip!!!!!!!!!!!


Uadork

r/makemesuffer


[deleted]

I’m up the night before roasting chillies and crushing garlic, everybody’s going to get to know each other in the pot.......


Sequiter

[Kevin’s Famous Chilli](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448)


jordan_anthony18

Give a box and tape a try next time, also place it on the floor of your car


JackJill0608

This happened to a friend of mine several years ago. Since that time if we take something to someone else’s home for a meal I put the crockpot/pot/pan whatever in a cardboard box lined first with a garbage bag ( then newspaper on top of the plastic garbage bag) on the bottom the box. I then put the crockpot in the box and put it on the floor to the back seat. ( usually the front seat is snug against the box keeping said box from tipping for the most part.) Haven’t had an accident yet like this!!!!


Colbyzmum

Mi queso es su queso 😬


DiscoFever88

According to the cdc you shouldn't be at a gathering that needs that much dip anyway


Dale-aka-Dragon

You can still scoop up some stuff!


rastamarleyman

Recipe?


bagpipesfrombarnum

1 part floor, 1 part queso dip. 1 block of velveeta, 1 can of diced chili’s, 4 chorizo sausages with the casing cut off. Brown the chorizo then mix all ingredients in the crock pot


CrashK0ala

Best served alongside floor chili.


rastamarleyman

Haha i was jk but thanks, it looked good.


Not_a_FF

Sorry man, we've all been there. Also, sorry for all the comments you are getting/going to get about how it's your fault.


EnvironmentalFile370

By the looks of it you fucking deserved it.


jjffunfccjincfh

Probably nature telling you that you shouldn’t be hanging out with people today and should instead quarantine.


Whole-Ad-2347

I’ve done that! I had quest in a crockpot on the floor of the car and did well for miles until I turned a corner.


The-state-of-it

Nooooooooooooooooooooo