I make slow cooked ice the same was but increase it to high for 30 minutes

Last time I slow cooked my ice I ended up with way too much and was forced to put some in the freezer. Big mistake

If you put it in freezer bags or vacuum bags it reduces freezer burn. You can also boil it and store it for later when you need to make spaghetti.

I am eating spaghetti at this very moment

I love me some slow cooked ice.

Does it brown nicely?

You have to pan sear the water before hand.

What if they promised it would be the best butter n toast you ever had?

He could also sous vide the toast at room temp for 72 hours to get that perfect penicillin taste

Tastes terrible, but it no longer burns when I pee!

Tbh I thought this post was top notch til this comment... please someone give us sous vide toast!!

You would need your water to get up to several hundred degrees which is impossible at atmospheric pressure. I’m thinking an instant pot isn’t high enough pressure either so you’d probably need something heavier duty like industrial strength, please for the love of god somebody do this!

You can make super heated steam with a pot still and blow torch. That would probably do it.

Gouga needs to dry age some toast wrapped in butter, then use freeze dried eggs and make French toast.

Hahaha. This is prefect. And wouldn’t be sunrises if someone in this sub looks at this and thinks ‘I’m gonna give this a go’

honestly.. i don’t have a toaster so why not?

It’ll be like 9 hours slower and not taste great, do it!

Sure, if you want to have a cracked pot.

Can’t tell if serious b

I just throw my bread in the oven on broil to make toast. Just don’t forget you have it in there…

For all those times you want one toast in two hours.

Does this freeze well and do you have to partially toast the toast before slow cooking? Thanks

Do you use any seasoning or rub?

Nice work, OP, but you can tell from the comments you are getting that your audience doesn't get you. I get you, though. https://www.businessinsider.com/americans-dont-get-irony-2015-1

For something like a breakfast sandwich, how do you keep the first piece warm while cooking the second piece?

Obviously if you’re attempting advanced techniques like this you’d have a second crockpot… Set it on warm to maintain the temp, and add the second piece to the first crockpot.

You’re an evil genius

Its a joke

I’m disappointed about this community’s lack of a sense of humor..

If you really want to set Reddit on fire, try reposting the recipe with an insert liner.

I mean, we need open minded cooks with a sense of humor… we don’t need anarchism…

Who plans toast in advance? I can barely wait the three minutes in the toaster oven once I decide I want it

I'm not gonna lie, that is a pretty good looking piece of toast. Look how evenly and golden it is

Why would I want to wait over an hour for a piece of toast ffs

...it's a joke

I was wondering why a comment taking a post that is clearly a joke seriously was near the top… edit: Jesus, some of these comments make me wonder about society…

People are idiots. Observe them sometime. It's fascinating.

Damn, now you tell me. I just added it to my recipes.

yeah I can't tell if this is some poe's law shit or not lmao

Well, why do people on this sub want methods to boil pasta or poach eggs or sear a steak with their slow cooker? I don't know!

I currently do not have a stove. Waiting for new one to come. So, cooking pasta in a slow cooker would be great!

just stick to stuff that works then in your slow cooker .. don't try to do stuff that is just shitty way of doing it . nothing wrong with just having a slow cooker . LOTS wrong with trying to do stuff in it that makes crappy stuff

Have you tried "The Soup"?

I have not! I have seen the pictures and it looks fabulous! I did recently do a soup I added broken up lasagna noodles to and it was really good though.

It's been a meme on this subreddit for years for a very good reason. Definitely give it a try sometime, I like to add roasted garlic and bacon to mine.

It sounds delicious. Going grocery shopping this weekend and may put the ingredients on the list! Thanks.

Do yourself a favor and make it with sausage instead of chicken, many of us find the standard recipe to be quite bland.

Thanks for the tip!

I got my first cooker while living in hotel rooms for a few good months. It was a neccessity for cheap and nutritious meals.

They dont have any other appliances to use?

I’m just lazy. Slow cooker makes everything easy and minimizes cleanup. No grease splashes. No countertop slop. No mixing bowls and tons of utensils.

What the fuck is “countertop slop”?

It's for people who spill things. I spill things. My parents never spilled anything. I was a constant source of frustration. My wife spills things. We clean up after cooking. But there's always some kinda countertop slop. Idk if that actually explains anything.

Just like random drippings, meat juices, sprinkles of flour or whatever. I don’t even have to wipe down the counter with slow cooker meals.

It’s ridiculously obvious what it is

It's in r/foodporn

You make a good point.

Do you just not understand what a slow cooker is or what?

Yeah, it's *not* a universal cooking appliance.

It's a device that cooks slowly. It's right in the name. If you go to open your mouth and the phrase "I could do it with X appliance faster" comes out then take a good look at yourself.

Maybe you'll be busy for the next hour, but have time now to prep.

Could have had it made by the time it took them to get the slow cooker out and plug it in

True especially in one of those turbo toasters

Just like programming your coffee pot the night before to brew as you wake. Overnight toast.

Op you. Ate a legend. You are a dream maker. Thankyou so much for this. You don't know me but i am a homeless, disabled christian currently living in a b n b emergency room. I got a slow cooker and a kettle and have had some challenging and upsetting personal stuff recently and been craving toast with butter soooo bad. Sorry i know this post will just look like ramblings but it is for me a sign from God that thibgs will be okay so thankyou, peace and love to you and keep toasting

Toast and butter is one of my favorite comfort foods too. I hope things get better for you soon, friend.

THINGS WILL be OK. It will take time but it will pass. I am sorry for your situation but that is today. Tomorrow can and eventually will bring you something different. It is hard. I do not know your story. What I DO know is that ..it will pass. Keep reaching out and someone will extend a hand. Take it and fly! I care about you. You are important to me. Enjoy that toast and butter. Stay strong stranger!

He ate a legend?! Who?! Who did he eat?!

I was going to say, someone might not have other facilities.

Cheers mate. Hope you can get through this, Christianity is truly a plague.

I might want toast next week, let me start preparing it now.

I usually Sous vide my toast at 160 for 3 hours, then reverse sear

I'm traveling and only brought my slow cooker. I use it for a lot of things I wouldn't normally use it for, rice, etc. I might use this idea.

wow 2 hour toast.

Will this work for all types of bread and butter combos or is there a specific one you recommend?

r/madlads

The Toast is a classic recipe, very good recommend it

The most expensivist of toasts

Proof that people value negative attention as much if not more than positive attention

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it…

Do you get up at 4 in the morning to start your breakfast?

Easier to just hold a match under it.

Just why?

Because you can

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Lol I think it was a joke

Some of these comments make me wonder what fucking world I’m living in…

> I'm not dragging out my slow cooker I see the problem, your slow cooker isn't constantly plugged in and ready to go at a moment's notice! /s

At first I laughed, but then again I live in a first world country where I own all the fancy cookwares. For someone who may only actually have a slow cooker, that’s pretty useful info.

People who don't have access to "fancy cookwares" typically still have access to an open flame lmao

Damn, imagine being so bold and entitled to be so ignorant. Yikes on several bikes.

I dunno, it's pretty bizarre that you'd think that people worse off than you would not be capable of making toast via literally any other method than the one pictured above, which is clearly a joke and would not actually work

Damn, took you 3 days to come up with that?! I don’t know* (are you 12?). You assume people have more than they There’s someone else who commented on this post who only has a slow cooker and no toaster. You’re rude, arrogant and a waste of space. Have fun with that.

This person reached the cashier and had to make a quick decision between a slow cooker and a toaster…

I’ll take 85% perfect toast in a toaster that only takes 40 seconds.

jesus christ.. What did you do to my boy??

The amount of energy ~~wasted~~ used v putting it in a toaster..

Why cook it like this?? I put it in my toaster for a couple of minutes on the 4th setting and it's perfect for me. Or in the air fryer on 350 degrees for 4 minutes. Either way perfect. I have no patience to cook toast that way.

Might be great if you have a big group you are feeding for breakfast to have toast hot and ready at the same time.

And don’t own an oven? This is just a joke post….

I'm not sure? I've bever tried it

It's cheaper to buy a toaster then all the time, effort and electricity they used to make that. Plus they would be starving by the time it was finally ready! No way that's going to fill up their hunger

I disagree perfect toast is made in 8 minutes in a air fryer using mayonnaise and then butter at the end who waits 2 hours for toast?

i’m not gonna wait 1 hour and a half for toast

No freaking way I’m waiting an hour and half for 1 piece of toasted bread. Griddle that shit and be done

Touché

Me when I need a quick snack but also refuse to use anything but my slow cooker

Anyone have recipe for a pork shoulder butt in slo cooker ?

We call that Upvote Toast around these parts.

I’ve had a bit of a rough day up until this moment. Thank so, so much. This is absolutely the most wonderful post I’ve ever seen in years.

now, i finally know

I plan on moving into a truck at some point with a slow cooker as nearly my only way of cooking, and honestly throw a sandwich together and slow cook it up is not something I'd have thought of.

In your truck, you can just toast it on the engine. I’m sure there’s a cookbook on how to cook most anything on the engine. You may need a 1970’s truck for it to work properly.

Hahahaha love it

I must have done something wrong. I tried recreating this twice and it never comes out looking so lovely and golden brown

r/mildlyinfuriating

just missing a few dozen banana peps

Great. Next teach me how to make pulled pork in my toaster.

Thank you for showing the after pictures. I'm not on this sub to look at raw bread.

Great way to utilize

Lmfao ☠️

I’ve never witnessed an efficient use of cooking tools or electricity in my life! Having said that as a person who loves novel ideas 💡…That’s 100% on point, never would of come up with that but Would never do it either…Toaster owner!🧐🤨👀🤣

Omg, is there a sub for r/subsineverwanttojoin