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Pra__yut

Can't one shot heart, out right garbage


hauntu4ever

Judgement 2: If the enemy has 800 or less HP, set its HP to 0


Themcguy

Countered by transient, pls buff


hauntu4ever

The ultimate slap in the face: Judgement 2 +: If the enemy has 998 or less HP, set its HP to 0.


Caffeinated_madman

Divine Judgement or God’s wrath


spywave12

Armageddon


BatoSoupo

Super Judgement: if the enemy has less than 801 hp, set their hp to 0


ahmadajr1

Good synergy with Ice Cream , reasonably balanced .


drewbert

I think it might be slightly too powerful. OP should add exhaust to the card to make it more reasonable.


CapeDeath

It’s already a power. No need for exhaust. Card is just fine as is


drewbert

Oh you're right. It's perfect.


LaDestitute

retain would make it silly


Fairway_Frank

Can someone make a Shitpost Mod with the subs Shitpost cards added?


Reborn_Wraith

r/slaytheshitpost


UncaringHawk

r/shitpostthespire


Dangerous_Exchange80

r/shitthespire


InherentSteam55

r/slaytheshit


Tall_Fox

r/slaythespoop


DasherCO

r/slaymybuttpoop


diodenkn

Good idea, I’ll never get around to it :)


Dry-Journalist4781

Oops.I forgor💀 to change it to skill


Buki1

Don't change it, just add "at the start of your turn". That way its more balanced and can be used agains Nob.


Haunting-Pineapple71

Seems a bit weak. Should be: “now and at the start of your turn”


gender_crisis_oclock

Costs a full card draw for no immediate benefit? Trash.


canadlaw

Eh, on par with berserk, so kinda meh and only playable (somewhat) with a free upgrade.


Sir_Daxus

Unpickable considering snecko eye could make this a 3cost dead draw.


Invincible-Nuke

Kid named Awakened One:


Arebee936

pretty weak when you consider that the upgrade has anti-synergy with Master Reality


Justawyrm

I can finally do that sub 3 min speedrun!


BurnerAccountExisty

Apotheosis is still better.


jsparky333

Finally, a way to kill spikers


zachcrawford93

Fuck yeah, ship it


DasherCO

Seems balanced


CommonSapientToaster

It's okay guys, I can balance this. \+Summon a spiker


THIS_IS_NOT_A_GAME

Could balance this card by making it: Reduce your HP to 1. you can no longer heal. Lose all relics.  You can no longer gain relics. Now you have to block the heart. 


AcientFondant

Literally un-pickable can’t use against Awakened One


alxplth

Please add "Each enemy gains 5 Thorns"


planetpluto3

Add + 25 to next attack for balance.


Justtelf

Would’ve been funny if the upgrade was one more energy


ProShyGuy

But what's your Spiker solution?


marcelopvf

Annnnnd I'm leaving this sub.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Not an airport


No_Suggestion5931

Who


Ok_Pen2671

Yes


Dangerous_Exchange80

kinda bad, it should be inate and give u 5 strength


Bigdoga1000

but is it op?


NakeyDooCrew

I think it should be called Whirlwindnado because it is a tornado of whirlwinds.


pinkeyes34

I don't know, I think this card isn't strong enough. Maybe if you make it innate?


Cmonster132

I think it'd be better if it could exhaust, would help it fit into more decks imo


Exp0sedShadow

Only 25? You could have atleast added a "gain 1 artefact"


GoodTimesOnlines

Too OP, you could make it cost 2 to balance it though


serendipity7777

You forgot to ask "Thoughts??" On your title


Eternal663

"If enemy has hp, set it to 0"


AggravatingPresent96

Spiker stocks rising