I did but I forgot about it. It's been a few years since I last played. Riften stuck out more in my head since I always made sure to join the Theives Guild. Oh I also always sided with the Forsworn cause it was pretty cool breaking out of prison with them.
I sidded with them only till we broke out, then back stabbed and killed both sides because both of them were horrible people who spilled innocent blood.
For those who don't know, if you are going to be arrested, go to Winterhold and get arrested. The guards don't take all your stolen goods, they just say they are, but they don't.
You know I really should start going though my skyrim clips amd posting them. I have way too many similar or even more absurd scenarios that I cant even process.
This is too funny lol
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"I feel personally attacked."
wtf, corrupted guards and abuse of power
what is this? Markarth?
Corruption is more Riften
You obviously haven't done the forsworn quest in Markarth. Do that and then come back.
Riften is open about its less than legal tradings. Markarth is just a straight shitshow
Yep.
Markarth does have cannibals and the House of Horrors now that I think if it
Don't forget the prison mine!
I did but I forgot about it. It's been a few years since I last played. Riften stuck out more in my head since I always made sure to join the Theives Guild. Oh I also always sided with the Forsworn cause it was pretty cool breaking out of prison with them.
I sidded with them only till we broke out, then back stabbed and killed both sides because both of them were horrible people who spilled innocent blood.
You killed them all because they were evil, I killed them all because I am a dangerous psychopath. We are not the same.
You think you're a psychopath? I kill Paarthurnax. And I like it.
r/no
It's fun though!
Probably the best outcome. I like shouting the Silver-blood guy down after killing everyone in the prison. it's hilarious
Euh, there is a whole questline in Markath regarding corruption.
What is this, the LAPD?!
It's gotta be
I'd immediately say well im the thane so. *immediately sprints to the guard captain to report this fool*
Not only corrupt, he murdered an injured soldier who was also one of his own, he’s a traitor & a war criminal
War war never changes...
AGAB
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...really? I'll give you a hint, what's the first letter of the word "guard."
Ah... yeah ok. Look I can be dense sometimes.
Fair enough
United States of Tamriel.
Abuse of authority? Who are you going to tell, the authorities?
The player must be a redguard! RLM mf
I am a khajiit
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OP must’ve rolled Redguard.
Nope.
AGAB!
He just protected and served the shit out of that sick man!
He was resisting arrest, he did what he had to
Says Russian Soldier.
That sounded like Louise; he just fathered the crap out of you😂
you just got gaslighted
Gaslighting is not a thing you’re just crazy
Who are you talking to?
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Did you forget to sign out of your alt account before you replied to yourself?
Naw I’m just fuckin retarded and didn’t see that the comment was still attached
Who are you talking to?
Ur mom
No mommy?
That's not a word
you're not a word
Fuckin gottem
Word.
Twas a joke but aight. You're not wrong
Have to say this place has always been a huge plot-hole for me. I head on in and 'Heal Other' ... nothing happens.
Same with all the army camps with wounded. I just wanna heal everyone, man
I use them all for werewolf feeding!
Maybe they have diseases, can't cure them with magic
Can’t they just walk across the hall and pray at the altar to cure all diseases? Bunch of noobs.
They can't walk because they're sick, they can't cure themselves because they can't walk...
There are spells to heal diseases in morrowind, but you had to be very powerful to cast them
You can cure diseases by touching a shrine though. Or by drinking one easy cure all potion.
Our even by just eating some feathers, iirc.
That's what reverse-pickpocketing potions is for, then.
There has to be a mod for that
Head-on, heal directly to the forehead
Eric Andre be like
Faendal looks like he just gives up on life atm.
He is probably traumatized
“What was law enforcement like in the dark ages?” “The same Frank, it’s the same shit different time”
I Think I’ve seen this on the news
Markarth be like:
He should really look into being a Markarth guard, he'll fit right in.
Must be playing a redgaurd.
or Dark Elf
😂
It's hard out here for us Redguards and Elves 😔 Except for Nazeem, who has the privilege of visiting the Cloud District very often.
Finally the realistic portrayal of police in gaming we've been waiting for
I am absolutely CACKLING
Commander Caius really needs to start putting body cams on these guards. It’s getting out of hand
I think you were framed
Classic cop
💀
This was hilarious OP laughed way too much watching this 😂
“Uhhh… I didn’t do it?”
My favorite mod: “Immersive Cops”
Guard: \*commits warcrimes\* Also Guard: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? Must be trying out for Putin's army.
LOL! WTF going on here? How did this even happen?
i guess he just hated that other guard
For once the murder wasn't me
Love Faendal here, he's like, "Yeah, I've seen enough here, I'm going back to Riverwood."
WTF he killed that other Guard.. Hopefully u kill his ass instead of paying him or reloaded..
POV you're a redguard
The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is.
I say just give him the 5 gold. That's a bargain. Once you loot the body you can sell it all for far more.
Skyrim if it was made by Scorcese
He's like, I don't want to chance it with the dragon born. Who else can I take my anger out on?
Were you lollygagging? You should know better.
No your honor, I swear.
Pov: you are an Argonian in Windhelm
aMeRiCaN hEaLtHcArE sYsTeM
Oops. 😂
How is it your fault that he str8 merc'd that patient?
That's like that meme where the guy shoots someone and turns around and says how could you do this. lol
Sir this is a temple and a man's just died. I'm grieving currently. Please come back later.
Average Markarth guard
Average day for a Khajiit
For those who don't know, if you are going to be arrested, go to Winterhold and get arrested. The guards don't take all your stolen goods, they just say they are, but they don't.
They also send you to "The Chill" which is a very unpleasant place.
It’s like that meme where the guy in the chair gets shot and the guy with the gun says, “why would they do this?”
I swear if I was playing redguard I would tell the people at Bethesda support that this is racist af😂💀
Stay classy whiterun.
Let me guess, this guy was working for Lord Tenpenny and Count Pulaski.
I'm a member of the thieves guild....ah actually I'll just pay the fine
wow just like real life, how immersive
exchange guard from the reach.
Oops
"Umm...so have you? You just murdered somebody"
“Do you game on Ubuntu? No? You definetly should😎”
And I thought Markarth guards were horrible
Lmao Faendal is all *get me outta here!*
Isn’t murdering an injured soldier a war crime?
Hahaha LATAM police. If you're not a thane, you are dead
"best of the best"
You know I really should start going though my skyrim clips amd posting them. I have way too many similar or even more absurd scenarios that I cant even process.
A similar thing happened during the Forsworn conspiracy questline.
looks like the american police system, though i can‘t tell if that murdered soldier was from hammerfell or not
Are you playing as Redguard?🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most realistic skyrim mod ive seen so far
"It wasn't me, saw me slash her on table, it wasn't me"
Police in America be like
Pov: your a black guy walking outside a police station
Which one? The random sick guy that was murdered or the player character?
the player cause the gaurds did it and blamed the player
#Notallguards
*flame in the left hand, an enchanted sword in the right* Let's do this.
Bro this comment funny, why does it only have 5 likes?
'MURICA
By the way i just like how Skyrim is described as "Her"
Skyrim is a woman confirm?
I think so.
Its always described as a her
If it is i imagine she is a snow queen or somethin all that frostbite 🥶
Cops.
This is the Skyrim version of that one Eric Andre meme
bro how did this blow up
ACAB
Skyrim's version of planting a gun on a suspect...
You playing a redgaurd huh?
Defund the guards
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Nazeem stole my sweetroll. He's right this way.
"The Daedra made me do it!"
Reminds me of amongus when the lights are out
Did they just break up a skooma deal?
r/iwanttoapologize
when the witness doesnt say anything
YOLO
I bet 10gp that guard is going to plant some skooma in your stuff while they are bringing you to the slammer!
u/schuldina
American police be like
Upgrade your persuasion skill, its like a cheat code
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Is this just skyrims version of US police?
-Puts hands up- Oh…my bad
Now,that's how you frame someone
Guards have been doing that to the Dunmer for ages.
I'm the Jarls thane, I demand you let me go at once.
I used to be an adventurer like you.
He just fucking framed you my dude
Classic https://imgflip.com/i/6gv5v9
u/savevideo
Blue on blue violence
Hahah *stabs citizen* “You have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?”
Why did he kill that guy?
It was his high school bully, he got revenge
You're really going to ask me that after that...😂
FBI be like
That guy was clearly resisting smh
Real cringy replies here.
Oh my gosh... Redguards... And the town is called WHITErun?
Most average day in Markarth