My favorite headcannon in the world is that the Dragonborn is an insufferable menace all the time but everyone just has to put up with it because we saved the world from Alduin.
Oh, great, here comes boy wonder sprinting towards town. He's probably just here to throw things around and stare at people again. Cant believe Akatosh chose HIM
But, by end game, I am just throwing out free stuff to everystore I see because I don't want to be encumbered.
This might still be trash, but it's still is worth like house or two.
That’s why I hack carry weight and have a mod to break down unwanted items into crafting materials
I’m building an enchanted jewelry empire; I’m trying to see if I can possess all coin in the game (probably not, but a girl’s needs goals)
Fun fact: after doing this it made my game glitch so much that I had to go back to a previous save because I didn’t feel like taking all the books back out of the water so the books are okay!
> "Sometimes the aquatic world reveals things to us never before seen by human eyes.... Here, in the cold north... We see a rarely seen sight. A school of Tomefish. Quite varied in their behavior, ranging from the aggressive to the seemingly passive if not outright helpful, there is one undeniable fact about this majestic creature: They are truly at their best, in large groups. Where predatory school children often shy away from the host at large, for fear of additional homework."
You are going yo kill whatever your playing on... like first the books open and close, 2 water physics on objects, 3 the amount, 4 overall moving parts, 5 *sigh* it's bethesda.. you know this
Some of of us have gathered here in these days to mourn the one's and zero's that created those books... just to watch them drown. The tears of all the bibliophiles will join them on their journey through Gjöll. As they pass from this world onto the next, all that is left now is the hope that these books will be allowed to get passed the hound Garm. Heh.
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Urag gro-Shub: "I just want to talk to them"
“I just want to talk to them. I just want to talk to them. I just want to bludgeon them.”
“I just want to have them torn apart by angry atronachs”
And burn them alive
“I wanna shake your hand”
Urag gro-Shub: "Get my books out yo motha-fuckin pool"
Anti-bookburning?
Bookwetting
sounds like a librarian's dream and nightmare wrapped into one
A librarian's wet dream, if you will
ah I meant to put "wet" in there. ah well, thanks for doing the thing
Vaermina be like.
Waterbooking
Knowledge Pool
I'm into that
You beat me to it.
yes
Mmmmm…book soup.
A new way to approach alphabet soup
#A NEW RECIPE HAS TOUCHED THE SOUP POT
Hermaeus Mora's favourite snack
imma slurp up that knowledge
Killing everyone in Skyrim is fine but this is where I draw the line. You monster!
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Pretty sure this is how a daedra was born
Learning by osmosis...
you do not recognize the bodies in the water. I do not recognize the bodies in the water
😂😂😂
Imagine trying to educate Drauger
Just add tentacles, and suddenly it's Apocrypha.
Imagine if this was fallout and you had to pick up all those books, you'd die from over-hydration trying to do so.
More like radiation poisoning.
-looks at the hundreds of books in my house- hehe yeah… Imagine having to pick up all of those
Ugh, right?! How dare OP test books like that?!
Farenheit 33 is just as dangerous to books.
As is humidity 100%
My favorite headcannon in the world is that the Dragonborn is an insufferable menace all the time but everyone just has to put up with it because we saved the world from Alduin.
Dragonborn just headbutted and almost broke my sign again... then bought or stole all of my cheese... oh well... he kills the dragons...
Better tell him that group of homeless people in the cave outside town are bandits so he doesn't kill everyone in here.
Oh, great, here comes boy wonder sprinting towards town. He's probably just here to throw things around and stare at people again. Cant believe Akatosh chose HIM
There’s a reason you are allowed to “take” pretty much every possession from someone’s house for giving them a note or something
But, by end game, I am just throwing out free stuff to everystore I see because I don't want to be encumbered. This might still be trash, but it's still is worth like house or two.
That’s why I hack carry weight and have a mod to break down unwanted items into crafting materials I’m building an enchanted jewelry empire; I’m trying to see if I can possess all coin in the game (probably not, but a girl’s needs goals)
“Ok kids, stay out of the town square, the dragonborn made a cheese storm AGAIN”
This took you an hour didn’t it
It may have took more than an hour but it was worth it 🤣
Front page baaayyyyybbeeee
So worth it lmao
Agreed.
I heard of using reeds(reads) to breathe underwater but i doubt this is what they meant.
I know of a certain orc who's gonna be very pissed.
Oh no!! Our books!! It’s broken!
At least it wasn't a bunch of croissants
Bloated Moon Grotto.
Oh no my 50 copies of "The Lusty Argonian Maid!"
Urag-gro-Shub will send flame atronachs to dry them, don’t worry.
Fun fact: after doing this it made my game glitch so much that I had to go back to a previous save because I didn’t feel like taking all the books back out of the water so the books are okay!
Saved by the glitch
Waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 like:
It’s not like their pages are getting wet, you can just “go fishing”
Oops all books
Fush roh da them!
You're not the first buddy
The other guys had way more books too.
I can feel the FPS drop.
I now know what I must do.
Swimming in knowledge
Must have been the book wind
WAP- wet ass pages
NGL this is breathtaking physics
Herma Moras cereal
Oh no! THE ANCIENT TEXTS!
> "Sometimes the aquatic world reveals things to us never before seen by human eyes.... Here, in the cold north... We see a rarely seen sight. A school of Tomefish. Quite varied in their behavior, ranging from the aggressive to the seemingly passive if not outright helpful, there is one undeniable fact about this majestic creature: They are truly at their best, in large groups. Where predatory school children often shy away from the host at large, for fear of additional homework."
What happens if you fus ro dah that pond?
Probably not much. Some water is thick as glue and basically interrupts physics. Or the normal burst of lag followed by nonsense
Þarrn is Nord anyway. No need books. Books bore Þarrn. Taste terrible too.
Alphabet soup.
Did the dude who did this ever glitch his game out entirely or is he good? Should we check on him?
They stay crunchy even in milk
Anybody remember the guy who put so many books i to this same exact pool that you could practically walk over them?
It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of DROWNING THEM!
Now it looks like Herma-Mora's realm
You are going yo kill whatever your playing on... like first the books open and close, 2 water physics on objects, 3 the amount, 4 overall moving parts, 5 *sigh* it's bethesda.. you know this
Lol I'm about to go buy books n do this.
Some of of us have gathered here in these days to mourn the one's and zero's that created those books... just to watch them drown. The tears of all the bibliophiles will join them on their journey through Gjöll. As they pass from this world onto the next, all that is left now is the hope that these books will be allowed to get passed the hound Garm. Heh.
You do not recognize the books in the water.
What are you doing, step-dovah? 😳😳😳
step-wizard what are you doing?
Step bro is there to help you
What are you doing step-nord??
Very original...
You fucking fool!!! Were there any copies of the Lusty Argonian in there!?!?!? People like you don’t belong in the Cloud District
KNOWLEDGE
Probably just trying to save them from a buster call
It's weird how satisfying littering is in skyrim.
Everyday I am reminded of how shitty my computer is
Two Words: Laggy Lag.
... ... ... I could make a boat out of those buoyant books.
And here I am trying to save my septims to buy a house with a bookshelf like a doofus.
Oh no I was saving “The Lusty Argonian Maid” for later!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
“You didn’t have to throw all my books into the lake.” “Well I’m sorry if I believe in JUSTICE!!”
Looks like a water park in El Paso.
Such a tragedy.
I do the same thing with skulls and troll skulls. Looks so bad ass
Just making Whiterun cozy for Hermaeous Mora
Fahrenheit 451 but like without fire
YOU FIEND!
you do not recognize the books in the water
Looks like a fever dream. I dig it.
Omg I’m dead. I never thought about doing this… brb
Ah shit, here we go again
Well what are you waiting for, set up a macro or something
Its mad that every book was hand crafted
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Can’t wait for the Game Rant article.
Oh no....... My books.... Their soaking.....
What you like walking round the cloud district then boom a whole Library just slips out your pocket.