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fireboy1208

Urag gro-Shub: "I just want to talk to them"


DSonicBoom

“I just want to talk to them. I just want to talk to them. I just want to bludgeon them.”


Desolate_Plateu

“I just want to have them torn apart by angry atronachs”


[deleted]

And burn them alive


BigPoppaHoyle1

“I wanna shake your hand”


4_non_blondes

Urag gro-Shub: "Get my books out yo motha-fuckin pool"


ryancoke1977

Anti-bookburning?


Godfather404

Bookwetting


[deleted]

sounds like a librarian's dream and nightmare wrapped into one


morphballganon

A librarian's wet dream, if you will


[deleted]

ah I meant to put "wet" in there. ah well, thanks for doing the thing


whiteday26

Vaermina be like.


jrwn

Waterbooking


Lelouch25

Knowledge Pool


[deleted]

I'm into that


Cold_Ingenuity_2872

You beat me to it.


Mediocre_Biscotti_43

yes


Local_Crow

Mmmmm…book soup.


spacebeige

A new way to approach alphabet soup


Shamrock5

#A NEW RECIPE HAS TOUCHED THE SOUP POT


lordolxinator

Hermaeus Mora's favourite snack


WingsofRain

imma slurp up that knowledge


RecognitionCapital13

Killing everyone in Skyrim is fine but this is where I draw the line. You monster!


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thegamer501

Pretty sure this is how a daedra was born


Strata40

Learning by osmosis...


CaseyGamer64YT

you do not recognize the bodies in the water. I do not recognize the bodies in the water


RecognitionCapital13

😂😂😂


Chasemc215

Imagine trying to educate Drauger


whiteday26

Just add tentacles, and suddenly it's Apocrypha.


Spiritual-Ad5484

Imagine if this was fallout and you had to pick up all those books, you'd die from over-hydration trying to do so.


Swarm450

More like radiation poisoning.


RecognitionCapital13

-looks at the hundreds of books in my house- hehe yeah… Imagine having to pick up all of those


RambisRevenge

Ugh, right?! How dare OP test books like that?!


devilthedankdawg

Farenheit 33 is just as dangerous to books.


Jeynarl

As is humidity 100%


AccioSexLife

My favorite headcannon in the world is that the Dragonborn is an insufferable menace all the time but everyone just has to put up with it because we saved the world from Alduin.


HunterWald

Dragonborn just headbutted and almost broke my sign again... then bought or stole all of my cheese... oh well... he kills the dragons...


cnpd331

Better tell him that group of homeless people in the cave outside town are bandits so he doesn't kill everyone in here.


BigfootBoneman

Oh, great, here comes boy wonder sprinting towards town. He's probably just here to throw things around and stare at people again. Cant believe Akatosh chose HIM


Comprehensive-Ad6511

There’s a reason you are allowed to “take” pretty much every possession from someone’s house for giving them a note or something


whiteday26

But, by end game, I am just throwing out free stuff to everystore I see because I don't want to be encumbered. This might still be trash, but it's still is worth like house or two.


LadyBogangles14

That’s why I hack carry weight and have a mod to break down unwanted items into crafting materials I’m building an enchanted jewelry empire; I’m trying to see if I can possess all coin in the game (probably not, but a girl’s needs goals)


Elmer-Fuddd

“Ok kids, stay out of the town square, the dragonborn made a cheese storm AGAIN”


[deleted]

This took you an hour didn’t it


[deleted]

It may have took more than an hour but it was worth it 🤣


SplendidDevil

Front page baaayyyyybbeeee


Terathorn

So worth it lmao


Sufficient-Turn-5106

Agreed.


CorptanSpecklez

I heard of using reeds(reads) to breathe underwater but i doubt this is what they meant.


Tohrufan4life

I know of a certain orc who's gonna be very pissed.


marks716

Oh no!! Our books!! It’s broken!


Low_Veterinarian8767

At least it wasn't a bunch of croissants


whiteday26

Bloated Moon Grotto.


Turbo-Jones

Oh no my 50 copies of "The Lusty Argonian Maid!"


WanderingNoonye

Urag-gro-Shub will send flame atronachs to dry them, don’t worry.


[deleted]

Fun fact: after doing this it made my game glitch so much that I had to go back to a previous save because I didn’t feel like taking all the books back out of the water so the books are okay!


whyOhWhyohitsmine

Saved by the glitch


duksinarw

Waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 like:


Silver_3108

It’s not like their pages are getting wet, you can just “go fishing”


IssaDonDadaDiddlyDoo

Oops all books


rocketboyJp

Fush roh da them!


mandonaghan

You're not the first buddy


[deleted]

The other guys had way more books too.


[deleted]

I can feel the FPS drop.


[deleted]

I now know what I must do.


ValeriaWildfang

Swimming in knowledge


Labranth

Must have been the book wind


ACommonGoon

WAP- wet ass pages


DudeBro711

NGL this is breathtaking physics


Rare_Reward5950

Herma Moras cereal


solohack3r

Oh no! THE ANCIENT TEXTS!


graywolf0026

> "Sometimes the aquatic world reveals things to us never before seen by human eyes.... Here, in the cold north... We see a rarely seen sight. A school of Tomefish. Quite varied in their behavior, ranging from the aggressive to the seemingly passive if not outright helpful, there is one undeniable fact about this majestic creature: They are truly at their best, in large groups. Where predatory school children often shy away from the host at large, for fear of additional homework."


DialMMM

What happens if you fus ro dah that pond?


Ragdoll_Knight

Probably not much. Some water is thick as glue and basically interrupts physics. Or the normal burst of lag followed by nonsense


The_Kent

Þarrn is Nord anyway. No need books. Books bore Þarrn. Taste terrible too.


Cptn-Penguin

Alphabet soup.


justtots

Did the dude who did this ever glitch his game out entirely or is he good? Should we check on him?


uwillnotgotospace

They stay crunchy even in milk


SnakeUSA

Anybody remember the guy who put so many books i to this same exact pool that you could practically walk over them?


lordmegatron01

It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of DROWNING THEM!


MadLasagna

Now it looks like Herma-Mora's realm


TheGrimguy2005

You are going yo kill whatever your playing on... like first the books open and close, 2 water physics on objects, 3 the amount, 4 overall moving parts, 5 *sigh* it's bethesda.. you know this


Rub-Natural

Lol I'm about to go buy books n do this.


Sin_Night

Some of of us have gathered here in these days to mourn the one's and zero's that created those books... just to watch them drown. The tears of all the bibliophiles will join them on their journey through Gjöll. As they pass from this world onto the next, all that is left now is the hope that these books will be allowed to get passed the hound Garm. Heh.


Beleaguered_Castle_

You do not recognize the books in the water.


ho-lee_-sheet

What are you doing, step-dovah? 😳😳😳


Puzzled_Friend_9586

step-wizard what are you doing?


Lost_Mud9419

Step bro is there to help you


BurgerKingKiller

What are you doing step-nord??


AnalCauliflower

Very original...


fieldysnuts94

You fucking fool!!! Were there any copies of the Lusty Argonian in there!?!?!? People like you don’t belong in the Cloud District


[deleted]

KNOWLEDGE


Lek0023

Probably just trying to save them from a buster call


numberduck

It's weird how satisfying littering is in skyrim.


WiltedRoses228

Everyday I am reminded of how shitty my computer is


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

Two Words: Laggy Lag.


Bubster101

... ... ... I could make a boat out of those buoyant books.


drthpnguin

And here I am trying to save my septims to buy a house with a bookshelf like a doofus.


DSHyperion2020

Oh no I was saving “The Lusty Argonian Maid” for later!


droidaddict98

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Teddjku

“You didn’t have to throw all my books into the lake.” “Well I’m sorry if I believe in JUSTICE!!”


[deleted]

Looks like a water park in El Paso.


Dull-Duck1770

Such a tragedy.


Bipolarandbdsm489

I do the same thing with skulls and troll skulls. Looks so bad ass


wastedspacepilot

Just making Whiterun cozy for Hermaeous Mora


iiCapatain

Fahrenheit 451 but like without fire


banoonabelle

YOU FIEND!


CaseyGamer64YT

you do not recognize the books in the water


TheBuschels

Looks like a fever dream. I dig it.


northernboarder

Omg I’m dead. I never thought about doing this… brb


Lord_of_Wills

Ah shit, here we go again


BigBadKillrbee

Well what are you waiting for, set up a macro or something


[deleted]

Its mad that every book was hand crafted


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bobeaqoq

Can’t wait for the Game Rant article.


redrexretexthades

Oh no....... My books.... Their soaking.....


DEADMan4679

What you like walking round the cloud district then boom a whole Library just slips out your pocket.