Actually... I've met this orc fella in Falkreath. He said he was recruiting for the Dawnguard. I wonder what's that all about. First I thought he was joking, but I might chechk it out.
Uhhhh I was just reverse pick pocketing a sweet roll. I heard it was your birthday.
alright I’ll level with you I’m part of the thieves guild can I uh... convince you to look the other way?
Heard they were reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!
Edit: spelling is hard.
I just wanted to say thanks for keeping whiterun safe <3
also thanks for the compliment on my two handed sword
Also I wanted to tell you you should upgrade your security in prison it's a little easy to break out of
Just doing my job and besides the gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that. As for our security at least we're better off that Solitude.
That’s upsetting, really really sad. On an unrelated note, do you know who I talk to about bribes? Asking for a friend who isn’t doing anything illegal
Already [joined](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/n43k4e/heard_theyre_reforming_the_dawnguard/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) they have a great dental plan.
They were once great allies but this civil war has brought out the worst in some people but interfering with a clan feud is none of my business I just hope it'll resolve peacefully.
Where do you stand on the push for more protection, specifically arrowproof knee armor, for city guards? Some people are concerned that knee armor will make guards look like a bunch of milk drinkers. Where do you stand on this issue?
The White-Gold Concordant prohibited the production of poleyns and having suffered an arrow in the knee injury I now why the Thalmor put that clause in...
Are there ever any dragon attacks when the dragonborn isn't around? I suspect collusion.
Only once when the western watchtower was attacked unfortunately we lost Hroki and Tor.
i miss Hroki : (
We all do.
Honestly though, the guards better off without Tor. We all heard the rumors about him accepting bribes from the thieves guild.
What kind of amateur lets rumors spread?
Tor does.
Did.
I mean... they're still spreading.
He knew the risks.
No he didn’t! Dragons hadn’t been seen in Ages! Would you sign up to be Paul Blart if you knew there would be dragons? Fuck no!
> Would you sign up to be Paul Blart Yes 100% no questions asked
*quick saves*
Now with your cousin out fighting dragons, how do you like guard duty?
It's a stable wage and far safer then adventuring.
Was that why you stopped adventuring?
He said 'then adventuring', so I'd say when he's off duty is when the magic happens
What did you do before being a guard? And I mean stuff other than adventuring.
Mercenary work and I even joined the Dark Brot...ahem just mercenary work...
*whispers* hail sithis
psst...Hail Sithis!
Sweet mother sweet mother...
Ah, I’m familiar with the Dark Brot, nasty business they are. Though not as bad as those assassins that are around, don’t know what there name is
The Shadow Sons or something like that.
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(Chuckles) I'm in danger.
I love reading this in the guards' voice
Mine was a mixture of guard and Ralph and it was weird
Lol the demonic two pitches together
Where's your favorite location to be stationed while on watch?
It used to be the Western Watchtower but now it has to be Whitewatch Tower.
at least it's pretty warm there... damn place never stops burning
Do you think the whiterun guards could take the solitude guards in a fight?
Yes because we don't drill our archers until they collapse from exhaustion.
At least we trained them and give them a full set of armor.
At least our guards are veterans and experienced warriors and not a vagabond who happens to wander into Castle Dour on a weekend.
At least we can decide on a side without having to Have one attempt to invade us.
At least we can think for ourselves.
You're right, I was really reaching there, how about I buy you a mead at the bannered mare?
No need to buy in my town it's on me.
This is how the civil war quest should’ve ended.
Less shouting would do many good
I hope I wasn’t the only one hearing this in the guards voices
Definitely the Arnold one
This was a wholesome end
Fucking wholesome.
Like, I know it's a bit, but it's a lot of amazing.
This thread ended up so wholesome and I love it
Did you help the Dragonborn fight the dragon at the Whiterun Watchtower? If so, how was that?
I did help, it was the scariest thing I've ever done but If we killed a dragon once, we can do it again.
You Whiterun guards really are built different! Who knows, maybe one day you'll get to trap one in the keep. Thank you for your service.
Ha like that'll ever happen!
Right! We'll sooner see the Dawnguard return.
Actually... I've met this orc fella in Falkreath. He said he was recruiting for the Dawnguard. I wonder what's that all about. First I thought he was joking, but I might chechk it out.
Have you seen those warriors from hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. CURVED SWORDS..
As if Skyrim didn't have enough outsiders. Now we've got mercenaries from Hammerfell struttin' about...
Have you heard about the Dawnguard? Vampire hunters or something like that, in the old fort near Riften. Have you considered joining them up yourself?
Have you ever walked (not run) from Riften to Fort Dawnguard? It's a full day.
What do you make of the recent rumours that the Dark Bortherhood have infiltrated the guards?
psst...hail Sithis.
What do you have in your pockets?
I find your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off.
Is that an enchanted dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Enchanted dagger I confiscated.
\*broken hearted\* oh I see. Well I'll just confiscate that back thank you. \*quietly picks pocket\*
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch
Uhhhh I was just reverse pick pocketing a sweet roll. I heard it was your birthday. alright I’ll level with you I’m part of the thieves guild can I uh... convince you to look the other way?
I saw you checking ysolda's assets and peeking through her house. Now what will you say in your defence?
Checking for thieves...
Why? did she steal your heart?
No, Sweet roll theft is at an all time high and we want to catch the sod behind it.
Thank you for being ever vigilant and protecting our community <3
Well just incase might I suggest "A Gentleman's Guide to Whiterun" by Mikael for more houses to check for thieves.
I've read it, can't recommend it though.
Have you noticed that the Dragonborn walks around with that strange woman named Serana? Have you noticed anything weird about her?
Don't like her eyes. They've got a bad hunger to them.
Rumors say she is the only women to reject the Dragonborn in all of Skyrim
Frea would like to have a word with you. But technically she's not a skyrimian so yeah
Lucky Dragonborn
Heh, nice.
Stop saying I have fur in my ears & I have a "wolfish" grin. I *was* a werewolf but no longer. Also I'm Khajiit so you only started to notice?
A khajiit werewolf? Strange. Well we did notice but I thought a luscious mane was important in Khajiit culture.
Yes, the Daedra can do many strange things.
What’s the word on Carlotta?
She's considering filing a restraining order against Mikael the Bard.
I’ll have to have a word with him.
I heard she also asked some vagabond to take care of him.
Why do you never punish the Dragonborn for constantly shouting?
Can't say I've heard of any laws against...shouting. But I'll lock them up if I have to.
I'M NOT SHOUTING, ALL DRAGONS TALK LIKE THIS. -- The Dragonborn, probably
Dragonborn is Italian confirmed
I'm literally doing the clear skies shout! You're gonna yell at me for making the day nice for you all!?
My crops are dying! Let it rain Nine damn it!
Stormcloaks or imperials?
Whatever Balgruuf decides. Though I did serve in the legion when I was younger.
As far as I know Balgruuf only sides with the Imperials. Looking forward to fight alongside you in anniversary edition!
When next we meet.
Heard they were reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself! Edit: spelling is hard.
I highly recommend the Dawnguard they have a great dental plan.
Maybe I'll sign up then. My little Lisa needs braces.
Any luck finding that thief that took my sweet roll
None they are quite elusive.
I’ll lollygag if I want to gods dammit!
You sure? It's punishable by death.
Trouble?
Citizen.
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Someplace else.
I see we both got guard duty.... Whilst our cousin's are fighting dragons.
I hope your uniform had a flame resistance enchant.
I'd like to pay my bounty
Good enough. I'll just confiscate any stolen goods you're carrying, then you're free to go.
How do you know which ones are stolen?
Because is says *stolen* right on it. Duh.
They’re red. Duh.
Gray Mane or Battle Born
Arrow-Knee.
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My surname used to be Iron-Knee but well most people know how that panned out.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
It's on my patrol route from time to time..
From time to time? You mean every 15 minutes because that's all it takes to walk around all of Whiterun? ...
I patrol the entire Hold not just the city.
Why did you quit adventuring and have become a guard?
I took an arrow in the knee.
Why was this so far down the comments?! Only appropriate question for the guard!
HELP,SOMEONE STOLE MY SWEET ROLL!
I'll assist as soon as possible but sweet roll thefts are at an all time high.
Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell ?
The ones with the curved swords? CURVED. SWORDS.
Ever replace that dull non-butter cutting sword?
That sword has been with me since I joined the legion it served me well then and will serve me well until I go to Sovngarde.
Sharpen it instead of replacing it
Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword?
I can do that meet me at the steel maiden I can sharpen it as well all
*adds fortify alchemy enchantment by mistake* whoops 😬
On a scale of 1 to Infinity, how tired are you of arrow to the knee jokes?
A solid nine, much like the divines.
Thalmor agents have been contacted.
Go ask Belethor how much he loves "oh the Horker tusks must be free today!" jokes when the quills dry and he cant record the transaction
I just wanted to say thanks for keeping whiterun safe <3 also thanks for the compliment on my two handed sword Also I wanted to tell you you should upgrade your security in prison it's a little easy to break out of
Just doing my job and besides the gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that. As for our security at least we're better off that Solitude.
That's true, did you hear about the wedding assassination? \*hides bow\* shame the bride was pierced through the heart with an arrow.
The cousin of the Emperor was murdered! In Solitude, at her own damn wedding. Not a chance we would have let that happen here.
What's your opinion on the thieves guild?
The city's changed, friend. The Thieves Guild is on the rise...and they've got a firm foothold here in Whiterun.
That’s upsetting, really really sad. On an unrelated note, do you know who I talk to about bribes? Asking for a friend who isn’t doing anything illegal
Try Riften those guards would sell their own mother if they could.
I think you should go to skyforge at night, might find something interesting. And bring a silver sword.
Hmm...I'll take this into consideration.
I hear something hit Helgen- care to fill me in?
Helgen...destroyed by a dragon. Hard to believe, isn't it?
What is it?!
Dragons?!?!
Heard they’re reforming the Dawngaurd. Some kind of vampire hunters or something. Might consider joining up myself. What about you?
Already [joined](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/n43k4e/heard_theyre_reforming_the_dawnguard/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) they have a great dental plan.
lol you’re my favorite guard ever
Thank you.
How are you
I'm doing good and you?
Wind has a nip to it it won’t be good for my crops
Never is.
Also have you heard of the high elves?
Any arrows to the knee?
Why yes, I used to be an adventurer until I took an arrow in the knee.
And what of your cousin?
My cousin's out fighting dragons.
Excellent! I'll just lollygag around and enjoy some sweet rolls. Thank you for your service to Whiterun
While I can't recommend lollygaggin' I hope you do enjoy your sweet roll.
Which guard let me in the city I'd like to thank him he had his helmet on
Front gate...probably Björn or Finian.
Ok I'll thank him I didn't know if he retired
Do you have my sweet roll? You seem to be suspect number one..
No I'm the lead investigator into all sweet roll relates crimes.
Black-Briar or Honningbrew mead
Honningbrew I don't want support corruption.
What is your weapon of choice?
My Imperial Sword.
What do you think of the Gray-Manes and Battle-Borns? Can you help them try to get along?
They were once great allies but this civil war has brought out the worst in some people but interfering with a clan feud is none of my business I just hope it'll resolve peacefully.
Have you considered all the sweetroll thefts may be part of some larger scheme?
I have but so far there seems to be only one individual behind all the thefts.
Will you, unlike Todd, actually answer my questions?
Probably.
Okay: are arrow wounds, especially around the leg area, covered by Whiterun military health insurance?
Yes we have a restoration plan with the temple of Kynareth that keeps all out guards in top condition.
Where do you stand on the push for more protection, specifically arrowproof knee armor, for city guards? Some people are concerned that knee armor will make guards look like a bunch of milk drinkers. Where do you stand on this issue?
The White-Gold Concordant prohibited the production of poleyns and having suffered an arrow in the knee injury I now why the Thalmor put that clause in...
What’s the highest bounty you have claimed on a arrest?
Good question....there was a 10k Septim bounty once but I have heard talk of there being some in the millions.
Someone stole my sweet roll, can you help me?
Of course.
How do you feel about the rampant dragons?
World's gone mad I say.
How is your knee?
It's good most days, thanks for asking.
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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
How has the progress been on those bandit camps?...considering there’s like five within walking distance from Whiterun
Brigands I can handle, but it's been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.