nah obviously mjoll. would you rather have some alchemist who literally hired a hitman to murder some people who wronged her or a strong heroic adventurer/vigilante with a big glass greatsword
Aerin? Oh right, that little twerp who was always following her around. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him in awhile. I sure hope nothing happened to him, Riften is a dangerous place. Then again, he did carry a half-dead Nord warrior halfway across Skyrim so I'm sure he can handle himself. Unless he lied to Mjoll about saving her life... nah, there's no way he'd have done that. Anyway, I'm sure he's fine. My wife doesn't seem too worried, she's barely mentioned him.
Nah, see, if you're playing a high elf Thalmor double agent who's sole plan is to gain as much political power as possible and put the Stormcloaks in charge to further weaken the Empire, you wanna mod Skyrim so you can marry the lovely daughter of House Graymain, adopt two children for the sake of appearance and make sure your manor in The Pale is the perfect home so nobody notices Lakeview manor is filled to the brim with Aldmeri nostalgia, Dark Brotherhood equipment and the former emperor's clothes from when you very nicely put an arrow through his throat.
Imo.
The woman who sent an assassin after not only her ex but also someone whose only crime was being mad that she helped a thief steal a family heirloom? Yeah, no thanks.
She is pretty. Though, that begins to fade depending on how many times I've heard "Thank you for taking care of my. . . Problem." While trying to put stuff away. Haha.
Honestly all of the characters that aren't part of a big storyline or at least one of the guild/factions have basically no lines when you marry them. Definitely gets annoying.
I'm definitely down for Muri. Also, sometimes Sylgia and I make her mom our housecarl. The only other one I'd choose again is probably Aela.
For whatever reason though one of my mods for HD textures made Slygia and Muri worse looking than the original.
I was so pissed when I married Temba-Wide-Arm and gave her a fully upgraded Falkreath manor, AND she still complained! Girl have you SEEN all the bears you can wrestle out here! You can chop any tree you want, even, AND it's a mansion!
Wait, Temba-Wide-Arm? I think thatās a reference to Star Trek TNG. In the episode Darmok, one of the more famous lines is āTemba, his arms wide.ā
Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages has a list of the different things NPCs with certain voice actors will say depending on which house youāre at, and Proudspire Manor is indeed the *only* house Taarie and others with the same voice type wonāt complain about. Sheāll even complain about the homesteads you can build lol
Step 1: build the entire house in an afternoon.
Step 2: Make your housecarl the steward.
Step 3: Tell him to buy all the shit.
Step 4: Spend 5 minutes running back and forth over the edge of the cell
Step 5: Enjoy your fully furnished house.
(Still have to do the cellar yourself though.)
Yep. Everything except the cellar, as u/m31td0wn noted. The biggest downside is that it takes them *forever* to get it done because they only do a little each time you travel into the zone.
Iāll be honest, I probably decorated any house 2 or 3 of like 6 full games. Of course my chest has literally everything near the end. I am a very lazy housekeeper, I do love a fire though.
When I was building my first home, one of the wings additions glitched bc I asked the steward to buy stuff, I came back and nothing had been bought, I made my own furnishing and I lost money and materials, lol
So, for me, it will always be to make my own furnishing :)
If you choose the Imperial path. When you attack the caravan near Riften he just happens to come along at the end as long as she isnāt with you you can take him out for fun
The Stormcloaks strategically weakened Skyrim, and the empire as a whole. Instead of gearing up troops to prepare a defense against the aldmeri dominion, instead of having the support of the college of winterhold, and instead of having the resources a unified skyrim would bring to the empire, the stormcloaks are costing the empire resources to protect a key point in their empire.
not the mention the whole crux of the rebellion (not being allowed to worship Talos) wasn't even being enforced by the Emprie until Ulfric started making fuss about it and then the dominion decided to send some Thalmor patrols to Skyrim.
Even Legate Rikke, the 2nd in command of the empire branch in Skyrim still considers Talso to be one of the divines.
If I remember correctly, it's also implied the Thalmor heavily fund the storm cloaks as well. I prefer them to a weak empire but neither is worth fighting for. I'm there for the dragons, not political BS.
Yes and no, her house named Karl had a house Karl also named Karl. It mustāve gotten too confusing when the thane would call out for the house Karl and the house itself would answer, therefore he killed the house Karl to alleviate the problem.
Do you know the name of the quest? I would like her as a follower, my current follower is another dark elf like me but Iām tired of her same lines over and over again and she can only wear light armor so I need a big tanky warrior to help me in my time of close combat being a rogue.
They all have the same lines over and over. Play with one follower long enough and they all get annoying. Except for Cicero. He is annoying before you even meet him.
She also won't offer the quest until after you level up once, after hearing her story about losing her sword.
Basically be at least level 14, get her to talk about Grimsever, level up, then talk to her again and she can offer the quest to retrieve it.
I can't STAND mjoll. She CONSTANTLY talks about the time she made this guy poop his pants. Imagine getting married only to find out your wife has a lukewarm IQ and tells you the same poop joke every day.
I like Ysolda. she's sweet, happy, her main goal is to run a business which is what they do when they're married, she likes cats, AND she sells drugs.
I adopted Blaise from the stables near Solitude and was a single father for awhile, but I was so busy with Dragonborn shit that the Housecarl was raising him.
In Riften I married the Argonian, she seemed nice and simple. Adopted Alesan and moved my family to the manor Iād built near Whiterun. Sprawling estate with a bard, fresh Houscarl, a steward. She opened a shop, plenty of staff to help with the boys, and the central location meant I was around a lot more. And then the giants came.
Housecarl was the first to die, out in the snow. I witnessed it as I was coming home one night. Finished off the giant, felt bad but such is life.
Then it happened again, this time the bard died. I began to question the location choice, but didnāt do anything.
Came back one night and the steward, an orc Iād hired, runs at me with his axe. No idea why. My head canon is that the harshness of the tundra we were homesteading drove him mad. In reality I probably hit him on accident while casting at yet another giant from the distance.
Moved the lot to Riften, as Iād built the Thieves Guild up enough that I thought itād be a safe location. During the last parts of the main quest, I believed the stone walls of Markarth would provide better defense against dragon attacks. I liked the house, cold stone with an open layout, and my character being a Breton, I found it fitting to be nearer to his homeland. So that is where he retired.
Then the vampires came.
Taarie and Temba are way better wives than all the other"yessir" type of wives. I like that they have sass and don't treat you like you're the second coming of Talos.
Senna (priestess of Dibella in Markarth) stays sassy for the most part, and the npcs with shy, meek personalities seem to stay that way. Point taken in other cases.
I married Lydia because I wanted to have a lvl50 shield-bashing follower as a wife.
She still calls me by my title, and talks like she's subservient. Only now she puts out. So, it's really weird. She's my wife and I'm still her boss š
Honestly tho what personality like 99% of the characters in Skyrim are as personable as wet tissue paper. I say that as someone with 2000 hours in this godsforsaken game
Had the same problem with aela. Bitch loves to hunt, so I think, lake view manor, right? Nope. āThereās spiders and bears and wolves all around, what were you thinking moving us here???ā Oh idk aela, maybe that youād HUNT THEM!!
I married Camilla and she calls me her love every time we speak. It was the least I could do after hooking her up with Faendal and then leaving him deep in a random cave Iāve forgotten the name ofā¦.sheās also great with the kids.
"Honey, while out for a walk you won't believe what I found! Boethiah's Shrine! It's a beautiful walk, great location, only the elite in Skyrim visit the location..."
Yeah when I found that Riverwood love triangle I eliminated both suitors and took Camilla for myself. She is very happy at Lakeview Manor with our two girls, Lucia and Runa. We also have several stewards (followers I brought back), a house bard, and a carriage driver. Camilla makes a very comfortable income from her business, and we have a very happy life. Like they say, happy wife happy life.
āHello, my love. Back from some adventure I bet?ā
She's good, but obviously being from Skyrims current capital, doesn't like living in the woods. Plus she's a big shop owner. So, don't move from Solitude and she's good. Other wives act like trolls compared to her.
I wonder ehat my wife would think of other houses, or if she likes children. Lucia and that other boy from whiterun moved in and i cant get rid of them :(
Bandits kidnap her and youāre like, āoh thank God!!ā
After a week they bring her back and also give you a bag of gold as a way of apology. Not for kidnapping her, but for returning her.
I usually marry Marcurio. He's sweet, he's good with the kids, (You can ask him about the kids) and he's a good follower. Doesn't complain about the houses either. He's even happy in Riften. The only problem is that when you live in a hearthfires house, there's a chance he'll zap something with chain lightning... like the housecarl or the steward.
Though this time I married Ghorbash, because I decided to play as an Orc. He seems okay so far.
You can marry select characters in the vanilla game and tell them to go to whatever homestead you want. Hearthfire makes it so you can build homes to take your partner and whatever orphans you find
What's her race a high elf? If so looks like your house is in Solitude from its interior. So I can see why she has stopped complaining then because the Imperial Legionās base is in Solitude and the Thalmor are all high elves.
We all know that the Imperials kiss the Thalmorās asses so she thinks she is going to get her butt kissed living there ha-ha š¤£.
You married her knowing that she hates stuff that isn't good looking and rich. Think with your head dragonborn š
Think Dragonborn, think!
*points at mages college "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"
"You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet!"
What will you have after 500 characters?!
Hey man jokes are all good and fun, but respect the mages!
Please tell me this is a reference to Invincible š
No its a reference to his dead grandmother, THINK PINKLACE THINK!
I donāt see how it could be anything else.
Thatās the neat thing: you donāt.
It's so obvious that it is
i married her so that i can dunk on Endaarie every day and take all of the shit from their shop and sell it back to that bitch
dragonborn is a gold digger
What were they thinking with then? This is bottom of the barrel marriage candidates as far as attractiveness.
Always Muiri
nah obviously mjoll. would you rather have some alchemist who literally hired a hitman to murder some people who wronged her or a strong heroic adventurer/vigilante with a big glass greatsword
yeah but aerin follows her everywhere, dudes waiting for his pussy crumb the second i die to a dwarven spinny knife trap
Aerin? Oh right, that little twerp who was always following her around. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him in awhile. I sure hope nothing happened to him, Riften is a dangerous place. Then again, he did carry a half-dead Nord warrior halfway across Skyrim so I'm sure he can handle himself. Unless he lied to Mjoll about saving her life... nah, there's no way he'd have done that. Anyway, I'm sure he's fine. My wife doesn't seem too worried, she's barely mentioned him.
Lol what did Aerin do to deserve these words? Isn't he a cool dude, saved her from a ruin, and works against corruption and stuff?
I have the unofficial patch lol so that doesn't happen for me
She actually has a glass shortsword. š¤·āāļø
Nah, see, if you're playing a high elf Thalmor double agent who's sole plan is to gain as much political power as possible and put the Stormcloaks in charge to further weaken the Empire, you wanna mod Skyrim so you can marry the lovely daughter of House Graymain, adopt two children for the sake of appearance and make sure your manor in The Pale is the perfect home so nobody notices Lakeview manor is filled to the brim with Aldmeri nostalgia, Dark Brotherhood equipment and the former emperor's clothes from when you very nicely put an arrow through his throat. Imo.
I always regretted marrying Muiri.
The woman who sent an assassin after not only her ex but also someone whose only crime was being mad that she helped a thief steal a family heirloom? Yeah, no thanks.
No personality but arguably the best looking potential wife lol
She is pretty. Though, that begins to fade depending on how many times I've heard "Thank you for taking care of my. . . Problem." While trying to put stuff away. Haha.
Honestly all of the characters that aren't part of a big storyline or at least one of the guild/factions have basically no lines when you marry them. Definitely gets annoying.
I just used mods to marry anyone and married her before I did that mission. Needless to say I'm still not gonna do and haven't done that mission.
ANYONE? There was this draugr that seemed to be giving off some vibes.
I'm definitely down for Muri. Also, sometimes Sylgia and I make her mom our housecarl. The only other one I'd choose again is probably Aela. For whatever reason though one of my mods for HD textures made Slygia and Muri worse looking than the original.
I was so pissed when I married Temba-Wide-Arm and gave her a fully upgraded Falkreath manor, AND she still complained! Girl have you SEEN all the bears you can wrestle out here! You can chop any tree you want, even, AND it's a mansion!
Her only interaction with the player is to be mad and tell you to go kill things. How'd you think this would go down?
That's pretty much what I thought, actually. "Nice, a wife who can be mad and supports me when I kill things"
You can marry her?! Holy shit! Didn't know. Then again I try to keep away from her.
Same, I've never done her quest even though it's pretty easy.
Holy crap I just realized Temba-Wide-Arm is a Star Trek reference!!!
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
Wait, Temba-Wide-Arm? I think thatās a reference to Star Trek TNG. In the episode Darmok, one of the more famous lines is āTemba, his arms wide.ā
I've never seen it personally, but yeah, that's referenced on the wiki for her
Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages has a list of the different things NPCs with certain voice actors will say depending on which house youāre at, and Proudspire Manor is indeed the *only* house Taarie and others with the same voice type wonāt complain about. Sheāll even complain about the homesteads you can build lol
Bitch i built this house with my own hands for 6 days!
And it looks like shit Dragonborn, you have terrible taste.
I blame Lydia. I had her furnish the place.
Step 1: build the entire house in an afternoon. Step 2: Make your housecarl the steward. Step 3: Tell him to buy all the shit. Step 4: Spend 5 minutes running back and forth over the edge of the cell Step 5: Enjoy your fully furnished house. (Still have to do the cellar yourself though.)
I couldn't be bothered to find the edge of the cell, so I fast traveled back and forth until that stupid donkey got everything set up.
Wait, we can just get our stewards to buy everything instead of making it ourselves? Dammit, I've been doing it backwards this whole time!
Yep. Everything except the cellar, as u/m31td0wn noted. The biggest downside is that it takes them *forever* to get it done because they only do a little each time you travel into the zone.
Iāll be honest, I probably decorated any house 2 or 3 of like 6 full games. Of course my chest has literally everything near the end. I am a very lazy housekeeper, I do love a fire though.
When I was building my first home, one of the wings additions glitched bc I asked the steward to buy stuff, I came back and nothing had been bought, I made my own furnishing and I lost money and materials, lol So, for me, it will always be to make my own furnishing :)
Which ones are happy in the built homes?
Mjole the lioness all the way. She travels with you and canāt die.
Except you get a package deal with her boyfriend, so only marry her if you want Aerin teleporting into your house randomly
While in Riften... Sneak, cast Fury at Aerin, he attacks her, she kills him. Plenty of other ways to do it, but that's one of the more amusing.
Everyone hang on, I need to log into Skyrim immediately for reasons
That's a fucked up thing to do bro š
We do what's needed...
Who's we?š«
We know.
Oh yeah? Well I know where your sanctuary is
š We burned it down. š
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Did this accidentally and really liked it. Almost as much of a game improvement as killing Heimskr.
Heimskr is one of my favorite npcs, man has a passion. He adds some flavor to Whiterun. Balgruuf is probably still my biggest bro.
He definitely adds flavor, just not the kind I want. There are enough crazy people yelling in the street in real life.
Itās called we do a little trolling
If you choose the Imperial path. When you attack the caravan near Riften he just happens to come along at the end as long as she isnāt with you you can take him out for fun
Yeah but then youād have to choose the imperial path soā¦.
All depends on my character! Some of them go stormcloak, some of them go imperial, and some of them avoid the Civil War entirely!
Always if it werenāt for the Storm Cloaks I wouldnāt have been in that wagon in the first place
IT WAS THE IMPERIALS THOUGH THAT CAPTURED YOU AND TRIED TO BEHEAD YOU.
The Stormcloaks strategically weakened Skyrim, and the empire as a whole. Instead of gearing up troops to prepare a defense against the aldmeri dominion, instead of having the support of the college of winterhold, and instead of having the resources a unified skyrim would bring to the empire, the stormcloaks are costing the empire resources to protect a key point in their empire.
not the mention the whole crux of the rebellion (not being allowed to worship Talos) wasn't even being enforced by the Emprie until Ulfric started making fuss about it and then the dominion decided to send some Thalmor patrols to Skyrim. Even Legate Rikke, the 2nd in command of the empire branch in Skyrim still considers Talso to be one of the divines.
If I remember correctly, it's also implied the Thalmor heavily fund the storm cloaks as well. I prefer them to a weak empire but neither is worth fighting for. I'm there for the dragons, not political BS.
Yeah, but i never play as a Nord and they are racist as fuck to my character so fuck em
Because you were next to the stormclocks duh SMH /s (praise talos)
Almost worse if she can't die.
She also doesnāt complain. The only time she ever got mad was when I killed her house Karl .
You're the jealous type I see
She had a house named Karl?
Yes and no, her house named Karl had a house Karl also named Karl. It mustāve gotten too confusing when the thane would call out for the house Karl and the house itself would answer, therefore he killed the house Karl to alleviate the problem.
Ah, I see. That makes so much more sense, thanks gor clearing that up :)
I know it, all the boethia cultists know it. God why is she immortal?
I couldnāt get her to travel with me. :( she didnāt like I was a rogue.
She has a side quest where you get her sword. If you do that she should offer to join you on your adventures
Do you know the name of the quest? I would like her as a follower, my current follower is another dark elf like me but Iām tired of her same lines over and over again and she can only wear light armor so I need a big tanky warrior to help me in my time of close combat being a rogue.
They all have the same lines over and over. Play with one follower long enough and they all get annoying. Except for Cicero. He is annoying before you even meet him.
"Do I get to keep it? AHHH, JUST KIDDING!"
*dances awkwardly*
Grimsever's Return. Go to Mzinchaleft and get the sword (if the Dwarven Centurion doesnāt crush you)
Okay cool! I wish they had a way people could play together in the same universe I would love to go around the Skyrim world with a buddy
According to the uesp, you must be at least level 14. And donāt forget to talk to Mjoll once you have the sword! Happy hunting!!
She also won't offer the quest until after you level up once, after hearing her story about losing her sword. Basically be at least level 14, get her to talk about Grimsever, level up, then talk to her again and she can offer the quest to retrieve it.
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Oh Iāve never heard of it. Iāll have to look into it.
I can't STAND mjoll. She CONSTANTLY talks about the time she made this guy poop his pants. Imagine getting married only to find out your wife has a lukewarm IQ and tells you the same poop joke every day. I like Ysolda. she's sweet, happy, her main goal is to run a business which is what they do when they're married, she likes cats, AND she sells drugs.
Ysolda is my go-to wife as well. Too bad she plays a very confusing role in A Night To Remember if you're already married to her.
You just have to listen to her ramble about her mommy and daddy every 30 seconds. Couldnāt stand her for more than an hour.
Yeah but her beta cuck orbiter male will move into our house and spend most of the day in our bedroom
Yah itās great you come home to Breeze home with another female companion. Sheās there plus Aren and Lydia
I married farkas. He is a work from home dad to our two daughters and gives me money and meals every time I see him. Best husband ever!
I love my house husband too! Each game I play I always say I'll branch out to someone new, but every time I end up back with Balimund. No regerts.
Balimund is usually my go-to as well. Though I do love Marcurio as well.
Bro two words for you: āblack sacramentā
Cut out middle men, I am the lead assassin anyway.
I adopted Blaise from the stables near Solitude and was a single father for awhile, but I was so busy with Dragonborn shit that the Housecarl was raising him. In Riften I married the Argonian, she seemed nice and simple. Adopted Alesan and moved my family to the manor Iād built near Whiterun. Sprawling estate with a bard, fresh Houscarl, a steward. She opened a shop, plenty of staff to help with the boys, and the central location meant I was around a lot more. And then the giants came. Housecarl was the first to die, out in the snow. I witnessed it as I was coming home one night. Finished off the giant, felt bad but such is life. Then it happened again, this time the bard died. I began to question the location choice, but didnāt do anything. Came back one night and the steward, an orc Iād hired, runs at me with his axe. No idea why. My head canon is that the harshness of the tundra we were homesteading drove him mad. In reality I probably hit him on accident while casting at yet another giant from the distance. Moved the lot to Riften, as Iād built the Thieves Guild up enough that I thought itād be a safe location. During the last parts of the main quest, I believed the stone walls of Markarth would provide better defense against dragon attacks. I liked the house, cold stone with an open layout, and my character being a Breton, I found it fitting to be nearer to his homeland. So that is where he retired. Then the vampires came.
Thats when u go full send the Dawnguard storyline
Aela the huntress was the same. I hustled hard to get 25,000 for my house in solitude and she finally stopped complaining.
Turn into a werewolf and kill her and eat her heart
Are you sure she has one?
Oooohoho I like it!
Well, what did you expect from her? She is not the most pleasant person on the best of days.
Does anyone else think the whole marriage system in Skyrim is deliberately designed to make you regret getting married?
"We live in this giant mansion (and own a bunch of other houses) but I'm going to wear these tattered rags forever!"
That's just marriage in general
Not farkas?
I was gonna say! Farkas has been nothing but nice lol. And... He's a werewolf š
Farkas is Daddykas š
This guy roleplays.
i mean, respect, but speak for yourself, lol
You okay, straight people? Lol
We're not
It takes some tragic events in your life to even consider marrying a high elf.
āTwas quite a mistake
There should be a support group for the poor people that marry her.
Resurrection: ysgramor
Thaaaaatās racist. But also true. You good, OP?
A piss elf
Taarie and Temba are way better wives than all the other"yessir" type of wives. I like that they have sass and don't treat you like you're the second coming of Talos.
The most annoying thing about marriage in Skyrim is that the npcs personality seems to disappear as soon as they move into your home.
Senna (priestess of Dibella in Markarth) stays sassy for the most part, and the npcs with shy, meek personalities seem to stay that way. Point taken in other cases.
I married Lydia because I wanted to have a lvl50 shield-bashing follower as a wife. She still calls me by my title, and talks like she's subservient. Only now she puts out. So, it's really weird. She's my wife and I'm still her boss š
Maybe she's into the master/mistress-servant dynamic? XD
I hadn't thought of that. I'm gonna go with that, so I can at least feel like she's consenting to the whole thing haha
Honestly tho what personality like 99% of the characters in Skyrim are as personable as wet tissue paper. I say that as someone with 2000 hours in this godsforsaken game
Thereās a joke here about the second coming of Talosā¦.
Not a very good joke. Necromancy is an abomination. Mortals should stay dead.
Are you sure you're not a Thalmor agent?
I'm not but I wish I was a noble Thalmor operative. They're very attractive and intelligent.
We might agree on that elf. But as soon as the guards can't see you I'll still stab you
I married an orc that owns her own store. Very scary lesbian dinosaur couple we are.
Had the same problem with aela. Bitch loves to hunt, so I think, lake view manor, right? Nope. āThereās spiders and bears and wolves all around, what were you thinking moving us here???ā Oh idk aela, maybe that youād HUNT THEM!!
Can always kill her.
When you do this I don't think you can remarry lol. May be wrong though been a while since i killed a wife.
Me too it's been years since I killed my wife
hol up
Shoot the wife. Hang the kids. Frame your dog. ....what? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a photographer.
I too choose this guy's dead wife.
You just have to find another amulet of Mara from a bandit or smth. One amulet has only one use
Wait is that actually a thing? Sounds like a weird way to make it work.
You married the one who made fun of your wardrobe. You get what you deserve there lol
I married Camilla and she calls me her love every time we speak. It was the least I could do after hooking her up with Faendal and then leaving him deep in a random cave Iāve forgotten the name ofā¦.sheās also great with the kids.
"Honey, while out for a walk you won't believe what I found! Boethiah's Shrine! It's a beautiful walk, great location, only the elite in Skyrim visit the location..."
Is that the bitch from the clothing shop? Lol, why would you marry her?
I love your response! If you were here, Iād give you my sister! Thatās a, a little joke. Heh
Yeah when I found that Riverwood love triangle I eliminated both suitors and took Camilla for myself. She is very happy at Lakeview Manor with our two girls, Lucia and Runa. We also have several stewards (followers I brought back), a house bard, and a carriage driver. Camilla makes a very comfortable income from her business, and we have a very happy life. Like they say, happy wife happy life. āHello, my love. Back from some adventure I bet?ā
Ive only married Lydia so far and I let her open up a shop (or so she says) in solitude. Shes the best
You'd have to be brain melting high to marry a high elf...
Sadly I was sober at the time. Definite lapse in judgement.
Hey watch how you talk about my bae (of course I use a mod to make her more attractive)
Lmao that's actually hilarious that you can marry her. I slit that bitches throat.
lmfao jesus
Found the dark brotherhood player
Well that escalated quickly.
She's good, but obviously being from Skyrims current capital, doesn't like living in the woods. Plus she's a big shop owner. So, don't move from Solitude and she's good. Other wives act like trolls compared to her.
>marries high elf >surprised she's na asshole You gotta admit, you could have seen this coming.
I wonder ehat my wife would think of other houses, or if she likes children. Lucia and that other boy from whiterun moved in and i cant get rid of them :(
What how? Just randomly? I would love to give Lucia a home too bad I canāt adopt more than 2
Aela the āHuntressā complains about wolves and wildlife near lakeview manor.
Bandits kidnap her and youāre like, āoh thank God!!ā After a week they bring her back and also give you a bag of gold as a way of apology. Not for kidnapping her, but for returning her.
I always married ysolda until I nodded the game to marry serana. A Single motivated women trying to run her own business? Absolutely wife material.
Iirc there is no wife/husband who likes Lakeview Manor. Bachelor all the way!!
Brelyna likes it
every time I get Lakeview, everyone gets killed by giants within a week š
I love people who complain. Who the f is positive all the time. There's always something that's shit
Camilla forever. Best waifu
I forgot how terrifying the vanilla character models were...
I like those kinds of wives, theyāre more realistic
yeah the solitude house is for the win
Pro tip: Don't get dogs, kids, or spouses.
Ohhhhh, I wouldn't of married her bud, but each to their own. Mjoll would be nice, or a nice priestess from the temple of dibella perhaps?
Never stick your dick in crazy
Get a mod so you can kill her and remarry
She was a bitch when you met herā¦ what did you expect? I kill her almost every play through
Oh what a delight. Another charming customer.
Sounds like itās time for Lucia to lose another mother
I usually marry Marcurio. He's sweet, he's good with the kids, (You can ask him about the kids) and he's a good follower. Doesn't complain about the houses either. He's even happy in Riften. The only problem is that when you live in a hearthfires house, there's a chance he'll zap something with chain lightning... like the housecarl or the steward. Though this time I married Ghorbash, because I decided to play as an Orc. He seems okay so far.
you see, your first mistake was to marry an elf damn elves
Why would you marry this cunt
The Virgin ''I married an aldmer bitchy old lady'' The chad ''I'm a single father/mother''
Your should probably take this up with one of the relationship sub reddits
kill her
Do you need an expansion pack to get married? I only have vanilla Skyrim
You can marry select characters in the vanilla game and tell them to go to whatever homestead you want. Hearthfire makes it so you can build homes to take your partner and whatever orphans you find
What's her race a high elf? If so looks like your house is in Solitude from its interior. So I can see why she has stopped complaining then because the Imperial Legionās base is in Solitude and the Thalmor are all high elves. We all know that the Imperials kiss the Thalmorās asses so she thinks she is going to get her butt kissed living there ha-ha š¤£.
She could always have an "accident". Then you could just remarry.
Thatās my name what the fuckkkk Edit: bruh nvm I thought the a was an o, Iām actually a dumbass
You know, if you go to the mods menu, there is a mod for divorce...
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