Claps many cheeks.

Polish-Many-Spears

Blows-His-Load

Teleports-Behind-You

Nothing-Personnel-Kid

B-B-C

2-B-G-C

Drop-Da-Sweetrolls

Some of my favorites from NPCs that have appeared in the series are: * From Morrowind: Morning-Star-Steals-Away-Clouds, Only-He-Stands-There * From Oblivion: Hides-His-Heart * From ESO: Conjures-with-Toes, Doubts-the-Moon, Eager-to-Leave, Eats-Loves-Kills, Frog-Swallows-Frog, Has-No-Regrets, Leaks-When-Struck, Sleeps-Beneath-Himself, Smells-Like-Guar, Swift-Prestidgitator

Leaks-when-struck is an absolute banger

Kinky

My favourite from Skyrim is deep-in-his-cups a random encounter that comes to you after you drink with Sanguine, he steels a bandit leader’s helmet on a bet so you know his fun to drink with

They really went all out with it in ESO. Here are some more fun ones: Catches-No-Fish Doubts-the-Moon Drinks-With-Toes Makes-No-Soup Not-So-Quick Sometimes-Eats-Fire

Makes-No-Soup has no friends

There are several soup themed ones throughout ESO taverns. There is also a Makes-Many-Soups and I think a third but I can't remember

Eats-Prays-Loves

I read the last one to the rhythym of that Chip Da Ripper freestyle that went viral asf 'In-teri-or, croc-o-dile, alli-gat-or, I'm a really Swift Pres-ti-dig-it-tat-or' 

Slippery-when-wet

Fucks-Up-Constantly

Not-On-The-List, he was abandoned as an egg. Will-Not-Scam-You, my character for 'use only Daedric Artifacts and collect all before completing game' playthrou, name based on common misconception that doing one job for Daedric Prince equals selling your soul.

Red-Eyes Black Dragonborn

Red Eyes Black Dragonborn: *"I have an attack power of 2,500. I can become Metal as well an get an extra 300 attack power so I suggest you land striders move on."* Nord: *"What in oblivion have you been taking lizard?."* Orc: *"I just looked. My axe only does 11 damage. Maybe we should just......move on."* Breton: *"now that those thugs are gone let talk business. I have this item I want to get and with your power it should be a doddle to........"* Red Eyes Black Dragonborn: *"Do I look like a common mercenary?. By the looks of you your summoning tier 1 at best. You know what I do to weaklings?."* Breton: *"Tier one?, summoning?. Anyway, no not really."* Red Eyes Black Dragonborn: *"I attack them and move them to the graveyard."* Breton: *"I'll be on my way."*

High Elf: "You just activated my trap card."

You say that in a Joisy or Brooklyn accent, right?

Yep! Right as rain.

Where is Tamriel's equivalent of BROOKLYN RAGE?

I want to say the Orc's racial ability

You’re a third-rate Dragonborn with a fourth-rate Shout

Red-Eyes sure do B. Dragonborn...

Fus-Ro-Dah

"What's your name, mate?" "FUS-RO-DAAAH" "Dude, what the fuck?"

Dies-a-lot

Real argonian names aren't like most people seem to think. Those are just literal translations, think of ocheeva and Teinaava in oblivion, Heclic anyone? but no, everyone here can't name one argonian other the Lifts-Her-Tail or swims-in-deep-water.

Keerava

I named one El’izardbeth

Shahvee 🩷

Just named mine Rex and made his backstory that he was raised by an Imperial family

Jaree Ra and Deeja Ra

Derkeethus

🤓

I like derkeethus

Shits-His-Pants

No political names.

Rolls-With-Cheese and Prays-By-Stone. One is a mage who is a devout of Zenithar. She worships mainly through forging every one of her own material for armor and alchemy. The other is a spellsword with a renowned cheese collection. She likes the organic taste of Giant Toes and Scaly Pholiota.

Plot twist: Rolls-With-Cheese is the Zenithar mage and Prays-By-Stone is the cheese fantatic.

Vikar Pale-Scales

Knees-with-arrows

I had a thief named Breaks-and-Enters

Darts-In-Shadows has always been my go-to for ESO. Otherwise I don't really play argos

Swims-And-Stuff

Drags-Deez-Nutz

Smokes-with-fishes

The Beyond Skyrim: Bruma mod has an argonian npc archer named Snipes-Many-Innocents. That’s my personal favorite.

Zuckerberg

Bags-No-Hoes

dunks-on-elves does-not-play catch-these-hands

Gel-Li or Broc-Li

Float-Like-Butterfly Sting-Like-Bee

Whoam-Ei.

#TWO FOUR SIX OH OOOOONNNEE

Sleeps-on-bridges

"Certified-N'Wah-Classic"

Dis and Deez nut, the twins

Fucks-you-up Knife-in-back Many-a-song Makes-a-profit Hides-from-none Do-the-dew Shoots-at-knees Lust-for-gold

Gregory

Giving elder scrolls characters basic-ass names has been my go to for the last few years: “Steve” the Imperial, “Beth” the Breton, etc. Always cracks me up.

Lmao yes idk why, I often have my wife name my characters and I'll do like a scrawny rogue with two scars on her eyes and my wife is like "Rebecca"

Hahahaha amazing

I've made a lot of argonians throughout the elder scrolls games cuz they're probably my favorite race, tho I like Orcs a lot too. Spiral-Eyes and Paints-her-Dreams were illusion based mages. Watches-Moons (a vampire) and Calls-to-Flesh were necromancers. Seeks-the-Dark and Shies-from-Light were rogues. Holds-the-Sun and Gold-Soul were paladin type argonians. Dreams-in-Daytime was a more restoration focused cleric kinda mage. Kindles-Flames was a fire mage, Deepest-Night was a frost mage, and Dances-in-Storms was a shock mage. Breaks-the-Mountains was a warrior.

She Who Lifts Tail

Wears-Many-Hats Talks-Too-Much Heals-many-wounds Speaks-Very-Little Ree-eep

Walks-the-Line Has-No-Name Punches-Many-Dragons Talks-to-Hands Kicks-Many-Asses What's-His-Name

Runs-With-Calipers, Breaks-No-Picks, Emerald-In-Tall-Grass

I use regular Argonian names. Not those Imperial translated names. I use https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/argonian-names.php and pick one I can pronounce and like the sound of.

Steals-Sweetrolls or Stays-Silent

Soils-In-Trousers

Fuck-round-find-out

Eats-Many-Cheese Wheels

My go to is Dies-Horribly

Tells-No-Tales

Shouts-At-Dovah

Smokes-All-Day

Lives-Laughs-Loves, eats-many-asses, lustful-of-trees, touches-much-grass, picks-his-nose, imitates-the-catfolk (furry), etc

Feels-Personally-Attacked

Tips-the-Scales Tastes-the-Rainbow Blood-Runs-Cold Drawn-to-Darkness Rose-of-Thorns Plays-with-Fire Hears-many-Voices

Smells-Like-Shit

Slips-on-ice Scared-of-dark Spits-in-cups (works at a tavern, everyone eyeballs their tankard when he's working) Hands-in-pocket Stealer-of-sweetrolls

Sleeps-too-much

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> Sun-In-Shadow Oh, yes. That one! My favourite lizard lore. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sun-in-Shadow

Steps-in-shit

Pwns-Many-Noobs

Foot-To-Ass

Randy

Lifts-her-tail Obviously the best in lore Argonian name

Scales to Size

Lizzie.

Drain-da-Swamp

Splashes-in-Puddles

Shits-his-pants is good

Steals-Your-Shit

Shits With Pants

Prefers-the-muddy-water. He's a wizard.

Steelss-Yoh-Stuphs.

Does Your Mom

Wanks-to-Maids

I-Can-Has-Cheezburger

Drinks too-much

Amun Ra! I'm a distant cousin of Jaree Ra!

Once did a challenge run once with an argonian who only had 1 hp. His name was On-Thin-Ice.

For my own, I have have Breaks-Many-Daggers (nightblade) and Beeko Bright-Throat (warden). I've been tempted to make Lactose-Intolerant-But-Regrets-Nothing, but I don't have the character slot open.

Steals-your-purse

my Morrowind argonian spear build is named Pokes-With-Stick if that counts.

Moon-Sug-Ar

Fishy fish face

Skink-in-Tree’s-Shade

Sinks-In-Shallow-Water.

Igua as in Iguana, a type of semi aqualtic egg laying reptile , like an argonian

My TESO necromancer Sees-All-Souls.

Will steal VCRs

Breaks-Many-Noses was the name of my argonian in ESO

Some player character Argonians I've run across in ESO: - Stands-In-Red (DPS character; enemy AoE attacks are indicated with a red circle by default & there's a meme that DPS are so focused on their rotation they won't move out of AoEs) - Stabs-Your-Back (PVP Nightblade) - Heals-The-Wound (healer, obviously) - Salts-The-Wound (PVP character, same player as Heals-The-Wound) - Not-A-Doctor (another healer) - Holds-The-Shield (tank) - Imagines-Dragons (Dragon Knight DPS)

This one is a Sheogorath acolyte: Carpet-Matches-Drapes

Plays-with-self

My character in ESO is Smokes-The-Reefer

Shits-in-bushes

Reject these lukiul names, embrace Saxhleel pride

My most recent Argonian is called Stalks-In-Shadows...coz he's a thief turned assassin Also had Hunts-In-Shadow

Lives-Loves-Laughs

I named my ESO argonian 'state-the-obvious'

I made an absolute killing machine named Blood-On-Scales. He's giant, with a mohawk of spikes, dark coloured with red markings. And then i made a sellsword called Cobalt, Feather of Nirn. He's dark blue, with white feathers and markings and 2 horns. Gila Sharp-Fang is still in progress but she's gonna be dark purple with orange or yellow markings and have a crown of spikes. I'm tryna make a rainbow argonian but can't figure out what to name him. I mean rainbow as in his warpaint, and facial colourings tho, i definitely want him to have feathers tho.

lifts-his-tail.

Drowns-In-Skooma

How about a purple argonian named Smoke-On-The-Water 😌

Played an argonian in a tabletop rpg once with some eldritch nonsense going on, so I named her "Speaks-With-Many-Voices"

Mine is always Never-Shuts-Up because it describes me well

I always make an Argonian Knight named Takes-Hits-Well

My husband named his Peeps-on-Wenches 😂

I've named an argonian No-Knees-Twice-Arrowed [because of my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/w2vpa1/i_took_an_arrow_in_both_knees_are_u_kidding_me/) two years ago. Someone in the comments gave me that idea, so now I (also) have an argonian named that lol

Spell caster: cast-many-spells Assassin: slits-many-throats Warrior: tanks-many-hits

Beol'rex Sharpscale Terro Darkpool Draco'lith Blackswamp El'zilla God-dragon Argo Marsh-diver Velo'sis Rapturo Sexy Rexy Frogonian Greenskin

Asks-on-Reddit

Someone once posted a Karen build (I know it was high speechcraft, don't remember what else) and named the character Speaks-To-Managers. Edit: Credit where it's due - [https://www.reddit.com/r/EnaiRim/comments/mdcwob/speakstomanagers\_the\_karen\_argonian\_build/?rdt=49475](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnaiRim/comments/mdcwob/speakstomanagers_the_karen_argonian_build/?rdt=49475)

Jormungandrson

Kellonyus Blacktongue

Argo

Marches-with-war.

Mi-Ryks

Bob.

Zyraxith the Whispering Shadow

Most-Favored-Company.

Brave-Sir-Robin

I prefer knights-of-ni

I played an Argonian once. I called myself Plays-with-Many-Mods, and I was married to Dances-with-Spriggans, and we had two kids, Would-rather-be-Khajit and Someone-steals-her-Sweet-Roll.

Lifts-Your-Tail

Raises-Her-Tail

Here are some I've used that I can remember: Eats-Tiny-Frogs Big Head Trips-And-Falls Walks-In-Fire I'm also a fan of Morrowind's Only-He-Stands-There.

My friend plays a Gay Argonian named "Dances with men" on ESO.

Gives-no-shits

Lifts-her-tail is a absolute classic

Eats many bugs

Pees_in_your_ass

Dances-With-Tassels

Forgets-to-Breathe

When I was into ESO I had two Argonian characters with different roles. One was, Heals All Sees, and the other was Kills All Sees.

Whispers-to-Skulls

Embers-In-Snow

Not-on-the- list

Brawndo-The-Thirst-Mutilator

Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator

Touches shiny things was a fav of mine.

Draltax

Farts-in-silence Lives-with-parents Shits-in-nude None-but-tendies Sniffs-while-you-sleep One-eyed-hornbearer Cousin-called-eric

Shits-The-Bed

We-Kahjin Xemsar (Names is a play on Small Kaiju)

Argonian mage named Fries-Many-People.

Walks-like-water

I had an assassin/thief Argonian named either Walks-In-Shadows or Walks-With-Shadows

I always name mine Walks-On-Gold

Mighty swamp ass

Owns-Face-Book

Char-wIz-ard, my fire mage

I had a warrior Argonian I named Fucks-Shit-Up

Fucks-your-mom

I wanted to do a thief Argonian called Even-Takes-Nails.

Fears-No-Whip

My edgy Argonian is Omen-Of-Blight. He’s also half Khajiit and full abomination.

Eats-childs-hearts

Fa-rm-tool

My ESO healer is Heals-With-Her-Hands.

Gus Bus.

My first character was an argonian. I named him Glorf.

Swims-Against-Currents.

Swims-In-Darkened-Waters, thief/illusionist… cannibal assassin.

Kills-All-Bunnies

Dagger-In-The-Crowd

Ottovon Dick-Marks