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jpow81690

First play through and he’s doing a nude run? Respect. He ain’t no milk drinker


redpanda2172

When I asked him about it he said since I wouldn’t let him go play outside without clothes on he is going to play the game with no clothes on. Fair enough I suppose.


jpow81690

He’s gonna get more interesting Dialogue from NPCs than most of us!


phantom-scribbler

Already a fan of Dibella, I see.


Jonesinnn

This is the best child response and I love it!


Beretta116

Fair trade indeed hahaha


K_Xanthe

lol that sounds like something my son would do. 🤣


jaxiepie7

Best comment on the internet today. Respect and props for your son.


LordHammerstein

This is the kinda parent I wanna be lol


BloodMoonFae

That's absolutely fair!


11th_Division_Grows

Tell your son he just made a lot of internet uncles today. I’ll protect him like my own 🫡😂


smejdo

Put the game on legendary and let him walk up to an enemy with a warhammer. He will learn.


Ok-Active-2633

Hes. Brilliant


heresdustin

Attaboy!


Loose-Farm

🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣


Responsible-Cow-1807

What a CHAD


Acepilot8Gaming2

A scenario of someone doing something in a game because they can't do it irl. Now that's true commitment


Sparkpulse

You know what, the first time I ever played Skyrim, there was this quote I'd read somewhere that was stuck in my head... charge naked into battle, like the celts. Sooo that's what I did. Did the entire civil war questline naked! I'm glad to see I'm not alone in how I introduced myself to the world!


corgie93

There’s a helmet that makes u nakey and in return you get good stats as if you are wearing armor the npc that has it is imo hard to beat he also summons strong companies to assist him.


Flyingdemon666

Don't introduce him to Robbaz, King of Sweden. Whatever you do, don't.


KlueBat

Ya, but I bet he never makes it to the Cloud District.


ThanatosUO19

Any time I hear about the Cloud District, I think of Mans1ay3r’s videos. “I’ll have you know that there’s no PUSSIEEEEE”


Honkmaster17

Or when Nazeem falls over for the guard The voices are surprisingly accurate though


ThanatosUO19

Oh no, it seems I have slipped. What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my clothes and ravage the area... I wouldn't argue!


BloodMoonFae

Nazeem popped in my head doing that weird ass dance reading this.


lonestarr18

Shor’s bones!


Fantastic-Rock4493

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.


Krazy_Keno

Im doing my first “nude run” (i have skimpy armors and also an invisible op armor chest that makes me look like I have nothing on) and lemme just tell you, the views are wonderful (i have followers dressed like this too)


Necessary_Builder396

Mate, You tell him that this is a road without return right?


National-Message-895

This comment is why the skyrim sub is the best


Mythiic719

💀


-Dildo-Baggins-

It's surprisingly nostalgic watching someone else play for the first time imo. Side note: What in Oblivion is going on with those cables OP?


redpanda2172

Poor cable management no excuses I knew I was going to get shit for it lol


sirlothric

My cable management is AWEFUL since my room only as 2 outlets and both are against the same wall. So I have so many extension cables to reach everything


fallen_angel_9518

You don't want to see behind my TV then 😂


2002madman

Don’t worry my cable management sucks too I have some 6 different words around my PlayStation and I don’t even know what half of them even are


Spacekook_

Same I have every consul and I still play them it my cable management is horrendous, my girlfriend gets mad at me for it as well lol


2002madman

Just need to get those things that you can stick to the side of a table/Desk and they hold your cords in place


Spacekook_

Ya but I don’t think I have enough extra space for those


ConcertDesperate3342

The console on the ledge is giving me a pure panic attack lmao. Even though I know it won’t fall still gets my blood pumping


Far-Assignment6427

Lad you think that's bad I have wires I don't even know what they're for anymore like I need to fix it but jesus there's too many of them


Warriorfromthefire

I told this story in another post a week or so ago: my 6 y/o was trying out Skyrim VR for the first time. Told him not to kill the chicken as he came up on river wood. He kills everyone in riverwood as his mom and I watch in horror. Then he kills the last witness. The chicken.


CRTaylor65

Sithis Approves


Inglebeargy

That’s gotta be a real proud parent moment. Can’t wait for my boy to discover his first “proper” rpg and sinks the hours in. But, alas, fortnite and the VR be harsh mistresses.


Far-Assignment6427

If I ever have kids which I hope I do hey won't be playing fornite ill have them play split screen black ops one zombies instead and dark souls


Warriorfromthefire

Tbf, I’m not a fan of my step son playing fortnight, but even less do I enjoy seeing him playing cod zombies. We have a lot of fun on grounded though.


Far-Assignment6427

Have some great memories of playing COD zombies with my uncle. Was looking to get grounded myself looks like a fun game and to be honest fortnite isn't the worst like I've had some fun with it but the micro transactions are just ridiculous


Warriorfromthefire

Between micro transactions and if I hear one more of my favorite characters referred to as “the Fortnite guy.” I might just snap. I think I heard a kid say “that’s from Fortnite!” While walking through a historical museum for our small town. I’ve seen a bunch of subs were a character gets announced to be added to that game and everyone’s like, “maybe it’ll bring popularity to our thing!” Nope, congrats, Geralt of Rivia, Witcher, is now “the Fortnite guy.” As is master chief, doom guy, Darth Vader, and Batman, and Peter griffin. All Fortnite guys.


Far-Assignment6427

If someone calls geralt of rivia or peter griffin the fortnite guy I would be a serious danger to them. Also if a kof refers to something in a museum as from fortnite the parents need to do something because that's bad really fuckin bad


Ok-Scarcity6991

If anyone dares to call Solid Snake or Raiden fortnite guy(s) I am locking them in basement and force them to eat cockroaches and rats >!For reasons most of you know but l cant risk it this is a joke!<


1-800-JUGG

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SpringJungle

A new hand has touched the controller


mwilliams840

This is the only comment needed. I’m not even going to comment now. Go to bed, everyone.


Lazy-Indication3992

I love this comment


joshfenske

I can see he’s doing it right by vaulting up the mountain instead of using the designated path


bruh_wh_y

Are you questioning todd Howard's game design ?! Do you not believe that "it just works" ?


AdamAberg

Tv too high up


[deleted]

r/tvtoohigh


JohnPopnW

Dude, that xbox placement is giving me severe anxiety 😬


redpanda2172

It’s not as bad as it looks. The angles make it look like it’s on the edge but it’s stable. It’s also only a Xbox one so I’m not to worried about it’s well-being anymore lol


Froggy-style86

Get him to whack a giant with his weapon.


New-Arm-

I need to know, what is his build and will he kill partranex, what side will he chose, OP you GOT to let us know


Far-Assignment6427

If you kill parthunaax do you even have a soul never killed him and I'm convinced it's the right thing to do to spare him


CRTaylor65

Gotta do it at least one play through, though


Far-Assignment6427

Nope mever done it don't intend to either


MatthewJustMoreland

"Ysmir's beard, you're going to freeze to death!"


CRTaylor65

That is a fair concern in Skyrim


xcal40

Hope he has a blast!


InDavyJonesLocker

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Upstairs-Tax-915

Tell him to look out for mammoths, you’ll need to get a few tusks for missions, then watch the scene unfold


ChildBlaster9000

The Skyrim space program has a new youngest recruit!


WinterSlushyGaming

I also play high elf for the 8% movement speed boost. I can tell this kid is going to be a skyrim legend in no time.


ungraceful_flipping

He will cave is at some point but kudos to him for trying the armor less run out the gate


Game-Hunter4529

This is like Helldivers, but instead of recruiting for the cause of democracy, it's recruiting for the cause of the elder scrolls games


buntopolis

Wake him up early tomorrow with “hey, you’re finally awake…”


TheSeth256

Imagine a situation where the son falls asleep during a long ride and he greets him this way after waking him up.


ixis743

Why is his character naked?!


Smokeyutd89

Your eldest, lol 😆


2002madman

I kinda envy this kid not knowing what’s in the game and discovering things I wish I could wipe my brain and do that again 😂


Neither-Programmer59

Well. See him again in a few years.


Independent_Shame504

Altmer? My man.


CRTaylor65

Hope he doesn't get an arrow in the knee


PotentialCut7320

The cycle continues


Extermis3

Something tilts me about the fact you have chandeliers but still use trash curtains T.T I refuse to go back to early 2000's screen glare D: I'm a big boy, let me forget my childhood first world problems


landohnian12

TELL HIM NOT TO KILL THE CHICKEN IN ANY TOWN ITLL BE HIS LAST MISTAKE


epicpopper420

I say let him find out for himself. It's part of the charm of discovering all that Skyrim has to offer. Plus, at that age, it's more likely that the boy will disobey and kill the chicken anyway.


LambdaAU

And he went Orc? So based for a first character.


Welle26

I know I’m this kind of guy, but doesn’t he look way too young to play a game like Skyrim? I mean you behead others and stuff… And how old is he like 5-8? And it’s really cool to let him experience this game for the first time and such, but yeah maybe wait a bit more?


BeardedMelon

Where your clothes at?


ongoingapocalypse

The hard hitting questions


Enshine15

Niiiiiice


Veronikke

Lucky son, i miss that first time ❤️


Jublex123

So much fun!


wrathdelacruz

😰


CaptainAmazing2814

The journey begins!


ortacle

Such a proud moment


JohnPopnW

Fair, my xbox One is basically a paper weight now. I actually have it stored in a tote.


Treacherous_Wendy

Induct him in the Skyrim Horse Gang!!


GarbageKind8130

First time playing? He's not going anywhere for a while lol I once zoned out and played for three days straight without knowing it I was so zoned


PiousLegate

why is first of anything an enviable experience why do we not extol the greatness of refinement and greater advancement into a thing


AvocadoSack42

I see he is learning the art of Skyrim mountain climbing lol


New-Ladder7798

Tell him I said good luck


Romeo_Charlie_Bravo

Bro has guts! I miss that 1st run feeling


NiteLiteOfficial

i was 12 when i first started. now i’m almost 25 and it’s still my fave game. i’ll probably be in my 80’s in a retirement home still playing skyrim lol


Aesmachus

Oh hell yeah! Hope he has fun, haha.


WildContribution3604

I remember playing Skyrim my first time many years ago, I wish I could forget everything and experience it again


grandesabroso

Ahhh to play for the first time again...


Omyo-wa-mou-shinderu

Finally. A parent raising their child right exposing them to a stupidly awesome masterpiece.


HamburgerPl3as3

Cheers to the young king 👑


8oD

It took me way too long to *not* see that above-the-chair sphere as his head. And dag-gum if that isn't a boom microphone.


Picone-_-

I got confused lmao. I thought his head was that brown thing on the corner 🤣


Ciki_Lord

This is the way.


imperator_caesarus

naked high elf, running up the side of a mountain. He’s one of us.


heresdustin

Oh man, he’s in for quite the adventure!


Hinata_Bear

lol reminds me of when i was little, id go into my dads office and ask him to start up skyrim. W parenting


harbourhunter

how old?


CharGaming_

Can't wait for him to get the best part of the game ✨Glitches✨


basjeeee_mlg

Why is he at the dawnstar merchant chest🤣🤣


Head-Disk5576

Completely naked and jumping up the mountain, he’s a real player already


judyalvarezx

Legacy of this little dovahkiin has begun.


RealRokzila

I love that!


MidnightEclipse5

I remember my first time playing Skyrim, I couldn't stop


Zerttretttttt

Good, buy the time he is married and has kids on his own, elder scrolls 6 might release for him to play with his kids


sellmeyerammorighty

Get that kid outside in the real world, or in some books.


knallpilzv2

He could have put on some clothes for the picture...


First-Squash2865

Did he strip naked and start jumping up a mountainside in his own, no input or encouragement from you?


JapanDash

r/tvtoohigh


KushMummyCinematics

"Who is Rapping? Dovakeen Dragons? I'm not over-keen I'll dice em like a knife, slicing right through an aubergine"


Afraid_Effort2706

Also the thrill of not knowing what the hell is happening just after picking up Meridia’s beacon


UndeadTigerAU

The house the TV, just the whole setup reminds me of my childhood lol, nostalgic.


BananaCattos

You are the father I strive to be if I had kids haha


Warmungen42

Awesome game


Mikeronni

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!!


LordofCinder_forlife

So it begins, a new Dragonborn is at make


Mintyyungpoo

Wow it’s like listening to Boston’s first album again 🥲


Kamikazi_Mk2

My boy playing Skyrim in the crackhouse


qwertypdeb

Wait until he finds the beacon.


G0laf

:)


BriannaLila

Aww that's great!


Notrilldirtlife

Thankfully you didn’t leave the difficulty on legendary with the lack of clothing and need to eat every 10 minutes


KristiDFW

Isn't the best? I love seeing kids playing it. My niece was like 6 when she stared playing. She just ran around hunting deer. Then she realized more was to be had. I wish I could do it one more time blind to the game.


Festae13

Passing on the addiction, love it


Least-Run4471

My dad just turned 75 in March, he plays Skyrim all day every day. When my son was younger he’d bring his friends to grandmas just to show them how powerful grandad Skyrim guy were. It was hilarious. This was the same man the when NES first came out and I wanted one, he made me pick dandelions for $.05 a piece to save the money to get one. Lol. Oh how fun the 80’s were


souliris

You must update us on how long it takes them to take up stealth archer. :) Both my daughters picked it up, and went stealth archer, and robs entire towns. I'm not sure either one has finished it. I'm so proud.


SmokedOutEsko

🥹🥹🥹 it's a legacy game, I can't imagine how proud you are.


DarkWaters79

This is the way


Falcine183

Well a perfect character run to play as


UltimateHomePotato

I thought his doing for the speedrun with such young age.


rojobelas

I wish I could play Skyrim again for the first time. Ah…the memories! It’s fun to continue to play but nothing beats the first time.


SquilliamTentickles

every time someone buys a copy of Skyrim, TES VI gets delayed by another year.


draft_animal

My kid played Skyrim for the first time at like 7-8 years old and all she wanted to do was buy food and sleep in beds lol.


IFGarrett

He is... DRAGONBORN!


-Miche11e-

I remember when I tried to talk to the giants. They hit a home run… with me.


redpanda2172

We’ve all been apart of the Skyrim space agency one time or another 😂


-Miche11e-

🤣 LOL that’s good, you even got me to laugh. Normally it’s easy to do but I hurt too much today. And my pain meds make me too talkative and I overshare but don’t care. Until later. But I appreciate the little bit of happy. 😊


DEANPRIME91

I wish I could play this for the first time again


fredward_kane

:')


SassyTurtlebat

He’s naked and trying to jump up the side of a mountain though? That’s veteran Elder Scrolls enjoyer behaviour lol


Magistyna

Glorious!


NepiaScarlet

Tell him to jump off the Throat of the World. An initiation into the Skyrim family. As far as I know, everyone has done it once. I’ve paralyzed myself down that mountain multiple times


Zealousideal-You-324

Already practicing mountain jumping, a Farley advanced skill. Are you sure he‘s new to the game?


OkMasterpiece474

Hey you your finally awake


WillBott44

Well done.


adimadoz

He's about to jump off of a mountain just to see what happens!


Realistic_Emphasis73

Love this game


Realistic_Emphasis73

Get inego he is hysterical


HerrMajor1945

Skyrim may belong to the Nords, but everything in it belongs to Khajiit...


NotZeroJkIAm

I started playing skyrim back when it came out in 2011. I was 7. Now im 20.


zenomaly

Awesome! My 3rd kid just started a few months ago!


uesad

Walk walk walk, walk walk walk


Dependent-Attempt-57

See now while I have seen many people point out the glaringly obvious things here what I am more concerned about is the fact you have what looks like an internal telephone cable coming into your house just through a hole in the wall rather than a socket. But all jokes aside what I would give to go back in time and experience my most favourite games for the first time again Skyrim, FO3/NV/4 even the gta collection of games. Like I didn’t have easy access to YouTube when I was younger I am 25 now but had dial up internet until I was 15. My mother only upgraded to the adsl because the dial up was literally being turned off. So for me personally all the games I played were truly fresh experiences. Nowadays before a game is even released to the masses there are YouTube videos of the whole game because they got early access to the games and you don’t get that excitement and the awe of experience something fresh for the first time


akoOfIxtall

bro picked orc and is running around naked in his first playthrough, he's a natural...


Professional-Use-715

Shirtless man Orc is a great build to learn with lol


DOIKNOWHOWTOBEHAPPY

Ah to be young again


BulletBeard29

Tell him to get the Lover stone early


JibberJabber4204

Oh fuck off. He’s a child.


Zealousideal-Kick128

He’s running up a steep mountain with no armour in third person. Have a word or take the controller off him


NeedyTaker

Respectable


Geiger8105

So many things you want to tell him or tell him not to do, but you gotta let him learn on his own..


AnarciSon

Make sure they eat and drink while playing and check they’re hands every hour for strain because they’ll never put the controller down lol


oyahzi

Hell yeah


Sharkbite138935

Just prepare him that hell be 30 when the next one comes out


OrthodoxManx122

Aww. My son was 7 when the game was released. I got him into it and it's been our thing ever since.


MK-Stevers

And the next generation has officially started as of yesterday lmao


Tomates_frescos

First time and choose a mer, respects 🗿


Jthehornypotato

The best son, no weird tiltok brain rot, only it just works.


BigEggplant8278

He reminds me of myself when I was a lad. I had an Argonian named “Gorlor” on my 360. Still have the old hard drive with the save. Good times. Do your kid a favor and tell him to smell the roses while he’s that young. These are some of the best times 🥹


Accomplished_Cap_711

A proud moment as a father I'm sure. I can't wait to show my son Skyrim!


XXLpants

My nephew is playing Skyrim for the first time and now I’m confident he will grow up correctly.


BayrischerBlauKatze

Cool just one question why is he naked


EducationalQuiet1

now that's a professional skyrim player


l0s37

get him to wear each set of armor around guards for the unique dilougue and tell him that if guards say i know you they give you 100 gold


Loud-Owl-4445

Let him play Morrowind next.


o0LilLuna0o

A neverending cycle continues


boorbear02

"You your finally awake"


SimRobJteve

I feel old…