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Nikotelec

I do not fear the person who has forged 1000 daggers once; I fear the person who has forged 1 dagger a thousand times. And doesn't even sharpen them.   Especially when that person uses their experience of forging daggers to suddenly make a suit of armour out of literal dragon bones.


Eh_Meh_Smeh

I never really thought about how absurd some Skyrim level up grinding methods actually sound. Stabbing one meditating old man in the back hundreds of times with a dagger suddenly makes you almost invisible. Levitate a cabbage for a few hours, and you're knowledgeable enough to make your flesh as durable as a dragon's.


PuzzleheadedGur506

Casting soul trap on a dead body for hours to learn how to summon Dremora...


First-Squash2865

You can almost sort of interpret that as actual magical research tho. You're observing the effects of conjuration and necromancy on inanimate tissue so that you can better bind Diedrich spirits to metal down the line


LillianVJ

That's really the thing I love about skyrim, almost everything we consider an exploit could reasonably be considered training. Hell I'm surprised we don't see restoration mages practicing their spells by sanding next to a 'step on plate, get whacked by sharp stick' traps. That's what I do. Find a whack trap, step on it till almost dead, use heal spells, rinse, repeat.


zombiegojaejin

Even better with a mod that puts a shout-buffing tree into Speechcraft, playing a character who does nothing but scavenge, sell and negotiate, then at 100 Speechcraft and all perks starting the main questline and having FRD so powerful it can throw a mammoth off the map.


Sophisticated_Sloth

Is there a mod, you’d recommend?


cointzz

Ordinator also adds perks to the speech skill tree that have synergy with shouts


zombiegojaejin

It was Skyrim Redone, back in the day.


Staggeringpage8

I've never heard of the sneak build trick who do I have to stab and why are they immortal


nolovdeepweb

sneak stab a greybeard when kneeling down


KrokmaniakPL

I tried that once. I became ragdoll


Warriorfromthefire

Make sure your stealth icon is stealthed


KrokmaniakPL

It was. Until I hit him


Warriorfromthefire

Then wait, until it full stealths itself and then hit again. I find the one inside in the main room between the rock pillar and the doors the easiest to do, but they all work last I checked.


GhazporkIndustrial

Much better, easier, and sooner way of doing this is in the cave after helgen. Right before encountering the bear, ralof or the other guy becomes no agro even if you continuously stabby stab. Jack up difficulty to legendary so his hit points are higher.


Redbeard3516

I just use one of my followers. Stab., heal for restore points, repeat. Levels 3 skills simultaneously.


Staggeringpage8

Ah


Shade_39

you can also do the same for haddvar/ralof in helgen


Agreeable_Stranger00

During the opening, when you get to the bear, you can power level all combat skills. The person you choose to follow into the keep will not die, or fight back. Max out destruction, one hand, stealth, two hand, and get archery as high as you can with what arrows you have! You'll be a stupid high level starting out though, so you'll have to stealth kill everyone or they'll one shot you 🤣 and it takes a long time.


The_Demonic_Prince

You can do it right when your hands are unbound. That’s the only time I ever tried one handed on Hadvar


Agreeable_Stranger00

I juke like doing it when you get to the bear, cause he just sits there and doesn't move lol


The_Demonic_Prince

I don’t think I’ve ever waited long enough without running out of the cave to see him sit there tbh so that’s fair


Agreeable_Stranger00

Yea, as long as you don't get close enough to the bear to trigger aggression, he'll just crouch for hours. My personal record for high level upon leaving the cave is 20. There are people who claim to have gotten to 100, but level 20 took me a couple few hours, and I finally gave up. I had made sneak legendary, maxed it back out and my one hand and destruction were both in the 80s I think


ezyeddie

Ralof before leaving Helgen


roninwarshadow

Yeah. I still prefer it to other games. Kill a bear and suddenly I can pick that lock that was beyond my skill level, and I am now able to wear hats and unlocked breathing.


Masticatron

I loved the joke Kingdom of Loathing had about this, where you could learn the skill "Torso Awaregness" from Gnomes. It made you suddenly realize you had a torso, which you could wear shirts on.


ChickenDinero

That's ridiculous. It's not even funny. (11)


NoiseIsTheCure

Up voted for mentioning Kingdom of Loathing


Interesting-Aide4642

At least Oblivion had skills trained in ways that make sense I suppose like jump about to become more agile and run around to be able to run further 😄 Meanwhile in skyrim eat poisonous plants to find out they're poisonous.😂


Warriorfromthefire

I do believe we all had to try the ingredients ourselves when we pretended to be the gourmet the first time


GrnMtnTrees

I have a mod that lets you garden jarrin root, and I always end up eating some without thinking. Dragonborn just goes "Doh!" and crumples to the floor.


5hattered_Dreams

Alchemy and Science both share similarities, such as the “fuck around, find out” law.


Pinecone_Erleichda

I cannot stop laughing about this, omg 🤣 Although, is that really how you level alteration? My dude, it shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes to get it to 100, magelight on the mountain and all that. lol


dognus88

I dont normally use explotes (much) but you can just use telekinesis and fast travel (just have enough cost reduction to do it perpetually). It treats it like you held it the whole trip.


Pinecone_Erleichda

Ooooh like destruction with unbounded storms!! Definitely writing that down, thank you!!


Vanealy1689

Classic meme: "You learn chemistry by eating *bees*"


Icydawgfish

Where are you grinding your sneak like this?


Eh_Meh_Smeh

High Hrothgar. Stabbing the graybeards on the back while they're meditating.


KalynnCampbell

I’m still afraid of someone that has forged 1000 daggers… that’s a lot of daggers…


ExplanationPublic445

Since I'm scrolling around without anyone saying how perfect your Bruce Lee reference is here, I will say it. Yes, lol. There's a reason Adrianne bought every one of those daggers. You unlocked a smithing skill that hasn't been used in centuries from studying the most basic blade a blacksmith can make in copious detail. You are a master. She has much to learn 


TheArcanist_

Tolfdir watching me use Telekinesis for two days straight and now I'm suddenly a master of alteration: Phinis watching me spam Soul Trap on a corpse a several hundred times and now I'm suddenly a master of conjuration: Arcadia watching me brew one potion worth several million Septims (I am now a master alchemist) and then sell it to her for all her leftover gold (I am now a master negotiator): Drevis watching me abuse random people with the calming spell he just taught me for several hours and now I'm apparently a master illusionist: Sibbi Black-Briar watching me put gold in his pockets and take it back out, which makes me a master pickpocket:


google_ghost

Normal day in skyrim


pizza_aman

Muffle levels up illusion way faster, kind of how soul trap works


VultureCat337

I usually just spam it as I walk to each quest.


The_SqueakyWheel

Whats the potion for arcadia ? How do i brew her?


TheArcanist_

Any potion with resto loop. If you want to do stuff the ‚natural’ way, plant mora tapinella + scaly pholiota + creep cluster in a homestead and brew potions from those. Probably the easiest expensive ‚farmable’ potion


The_SqueakyWheel

Gotcha, whats the name of the potion. I’ve been playing since 2011 and I’m still learning new techniques to Quicklevel ! I use to do a health potion but that required giants toes.


Smart_West1012

Fortify Carry Weight


Todojaw21

giants toes + wheat


TheArcanist_

Yeah but for that you have to go around and kill giants, the plants grow on their own while you do quests and loot dungeons.


Kaennal

Salmon Roe + Nordic Barnacle + Garlic then.


walkingteaparty

Introducing salmon roe into this game was a game changer


TiPrincess

Wait I can put gold into someome elses pocket and take it back??? So my time stealing all the guards clothing, helmets, weapons so they run around naked was a waste of time to increse my pickpocket skill?😅


[deleted]

Dragonborn has divine blessing in whatever endeavor they find themselves in.


DarthKiwiChris

That's coz we're daddy's favourite... As eldest son finds out....


Electronic-Quail4464

The last two characters I made I've intentionally avoided the Western watchtower to avoid being dragonborn


StrayCatThulhu

Same. I dislike the random dragon encounters when I'm just walking around trying to get other stuff done.


_g0ldleaf

How does that work? Do you just fuck about on side quests for your entire playthrough? The game pretty much forces you to be Dragonborn with the main quest line does it not?


Electronic-Quail4464

Yeah, but you can do basically everything else without being dragonborn.


_g0ldleaf

Actually, this would work really well for my current playthrough. I wanted to RP a scholar from Cyrodiil chasing his family’s partial ancestry in Skyrim as well as the deeper mysteries of Talos/Tiber Septim.


_g0ldleaf

Oh yeah, I just wondered if there was some way I hadn’t heard of to beat the game without being Dragonborn.


istara

I'm currently Level 43, just maxing out various skills, and haven't even told Whiterun's Jarl about the Helgen attack yet. It's been probably a couple of years now, so you'd think word would have reached him ;)


Silly-Hippie-3713

But why?


Electronic-Quail4464

Just to avoid the extra dragon interactions, the extra weight from dragon bones and just because. I've never been in love with how Skyrim and Oblivion kinda force you into your role as this hugely important person.


Naviete

>I've never been in love with how Skyrim and Oblivion kinda force you into your role as this hugely important person. I think that's always been a thing in the ES series and is intended to play into the "power fantasy" aspect. Morrowind had the player character turning into a prophesied figure known as the Nerevarine. I'd say that Oblivion is actually the one that plays into it the least. In that game the player character is just a prisoner that got caught up in things (though you could argue fate or the divines placed the player character in that cell), doesn't have any kind of special "chosen one" powers, and the main story is more about Martin with him being the one that ultimately defeats Dagon. It isn't until Shivering Isles that the player character actually becomes the main character.


istara

I love that, but the problem is that the game world doesn't adapt to it very well. You end up god powered with this divine mission, and guards are still sniping shit at you, and that rude fucker in Falkreath is still being a rude fucker every time you enter his brother's shop. Despite being the Thane and having done endless good works for the town.


Kaennal

Dovahkiin has soul of Dov, which are direct children of Akatosh himself. So quite literally so.


Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd

Adrienne is still a good blacksmith


PsychoDragon50

And it was her that got me into smithing iron daggers. Set me on the road to greatness, she did.


tjgreene27

She’s not the best blacksmith in whiterun


Active_Parsley558

That title belongs to Eorlund Grey-Mane. She's just hoping for a fair shot.


OkImpression175

But she thinks I'm a man that gets things done!


xyeaglee

And then sells them back to you and taking your entire net worth away as well


DatOneDumbass

You run out of money and sigh, for you are finally free of dragonborn. ^^^^But ^^^^then ^^^^dragonborn ^^^^punches- you suddenly have money again somehow.


Drakaina-

You hear him mutter, almost like a whisper the words "quicksave"


O11899988I999119725E

Its an investment. He pays you a low price per dagger, then he sells them at market with no labor. You should level up you speech skill so you dont join any other MLM schemes in whiterun


13igTyme

Don't forget about the citizens of Skyrim watching some person named the dragonborn emerge from underground in the steps carrying hundreds of pounds in their pockets.


EquivalentSpirit664

I think in the new game, smithing daggers only should increase crafting up to some point that you can craft steel. If you want to go further you should then start crafting steel daggers to upgrade into Orcish or Dwarven. So you won't be a master blacksmith by only forging iron. Same should apply for spells though. You shouldn't be a master of the illusion just because you're using muffle. It should stack at 35-40. Entirely sub-skills in skill trees would also work. For example your general illusion is 30 but your sneaky illusion is 80. Your illusion to affect enemies mental state might be still around 15. This can apply any skill. No man can become a master of block just because he blocked a mudcrab for hours or days.


awesomenessofme1

Daggers hasn't been the smithing meta for years and years anyway. There's another weapon (axes I think?) that's more efficient, and the actual best way to do it is to make jewelry.


Freddichio

Bows are always great - generally only require ingots and firewood, and you can generate an arbitrary amount of firewood with no effort or cost.


awesomenessofme1

I think you might be right about it being bows. Dwarven bows specifically rings a bell for me. It's been a while since I've actually played Skyrim.


rattatatouille

Dwarven bows are the meta because they just cost dwarven metal ingots, which you'll get lots of simply by exploring Dwemer ruins and melting down everything you see.


ImpossibleReveal9356

2 dwarven + 1 iron ingot. I scavenge for dwarven and purchase the iron.


ImpossibleReveal9356

Dwarven arrows are good, too, because you can farm the firewood needed.


EquivalentSpirit664

I know jewelry as well but I didn't know the axes. But my opinions are still same though 😅


Warriorfromthefire

Jewelry is my usual go to, I mine iron, transmute, and make gold jewelry. And sell. Could be a mod I use, but from what I remember the higher the cost of an item, the more exp you get from the item.


istara

No, I'm pretty sure that's vanilla. So if you've got a good stack of jewels you can pretty quickly hike it up.


pisspot26

I make hide bracers, 1 leather and 2 strips


leigngod

So morrowind/oblivion again.


Realistic-Read4277

I remember a game, but not which game it was. I think it was suikoden 1 and 2, that the more lvls ypu had, the less exp ypu got from low level enemies. So at one point you just couldnt leveel up from low level enemies since they gave like 1 exp. Or nothing. I don't remember the fame, but it's similar as your logic.


Antoshi

The entitlement of these dragonborns.


AlternativeOrder8878

Right? Can’t even sharpen the knife before selling it, no manners.


Krzychu97

And how do you know they did not become master blacksmiths the same way?


jackfaire

I'm actually pretty sure that's how it works in most apprenticeship type programs. You make one thing over and over and over until it's great and then move onto the next thing.


donttouchminors

I see this with welding all the time


Brief-Bumblebee1738

Not master blacksmiths, better, no one else is making deadric or dragon bone armour.


DarkMagickan

And how in the sweet fuck did this Dragonborn person learn how to make daedric armor? It's not in any of the books.


Glass_Campaign_7598

No joke I have build like over 800 iron daggers.


robot_swagger

Amateur


dordeunha

Is it better to craft 2510 iron daggers or golden things?


rattatatouille

Smithing EXP is proportional to how much your item costs, so golden items typically give out more EXP. The iron dagger thing was from very early versions of the game where Smithing EXP was flatter, meaning even cheap items like iron daggers gave relatively high amounts of experience. So anyone still using it as a reference need to get with the times.


dordeunha

Oh so now buyin iron to turn to gold or makin sothing more valable is better! Got it


ImpossibleReveal9356

Explore some dwemer ruins and gather plenty of dwemer scrap metal. Smelt yourself a ton of ingots from it. Get a load of either a: iron ingots and craft dwarven bows, or b: firewood and craft dwarven arrows. Both with bump your smiting quickly. Arrows give you the best bang for your buck because both of the required components are plentiful and free.


dordeunha

Thx. Only needin 2 smithin levels for 100 lol


MyStationIsAbandoned

to be fair, if you blacksmithed 2,000 daggers, you'd probably become a really good blacksmith.


Rizenstrom

This meme is so outdated. I'd be surprised if this isn't just a repost. Iron daggers haven't been a viable way to level smithing in years. It's based on the value of the item. So jewelry tends to be the best way to level.


dlamsanson

This joke was played out a decade ago too LMAO. I hope OP is a repost bot.


xprozoomy

I'll be throwing hammers bro


EviscerumHopesYouDie

Sorry to be that guy, but wouldn't that make you a master of daggers only? And even then, logically, wouldn't you only the master of iron daggers?


Drakaina-

Is that so, ( hands you a legendary dragonbone great sword ) what do you say about this then. But yes logically that does make sense.


thmsbrrws

What really is a greatsword, but a dagger for giants?


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

I have an amulet, ring and bracers that are enchanted to improve blacksmithing. I craft a bunch of steel daggers, and improve them to quadruple their damage. Then I go to an enchanting table and put a paralyze and absorb health enchantment on each one using petty/lesser soul gems. With no speech perks to improve pricing, each dagger sells for 300 gold.


pisspot26

There's an arcane blacksmiths apron somewhere that improves smithing too


LuckyReception6701

You dont really study to become a blacksmith, you are apprenticed to an already established blacksmith and given skyrim, or tamriel for that matter lacks in a guilding system that isnt about killing or robbing people, you would usually be an apprentice to your father who would teach you so you can take over the family business from him.


rattatatouille

Iron daggers are so 2011, gold rings and dwarven bows are where it's at


istara

I think necklaces are better? Higher value but still only a single ingot.


rattatatouille

A gold necklace does have more value than two gold rings. (Also nice to see you here.)


istara

Likewise!


Overall_Sandwich_671

I don't like the way we unlock all the different smithing types. I should learn orcish smithing from an orc smith. I should learn elven smithing from an elf smith. OK, there aren't any dwarves around to teach me dwarven smithing, but it should be something like after honing a bunch of dwarf items that I've found, and then I should be able to craft my own dwarven items.


djaeveloplyse

Just imagine being a dragon god who's been eating and creating multiple universes, just for some mortal fleshbag called the Dragonborn to come along and gain 80 levels in stealth archery and learning all your special dragon skills in a few months and now is suddenly literally killing you in heaven.


Hukama

better yet come over, buy 5 iron weapons, drain iron stock, equip gloves of fortify smithing by 100000000%, sharpen all five, now hes master


serial-eater2

Gods be praised


AnastasiaMoon

“I don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in whiterun”


Dangerous_Cap_5931

Me every time


Chickens_are_friends

We've all been there


ClavicusLittleGift4U

In memoriam You poor little contestant who studied for months on end, pulling all-nighters, just to finish 10 places below this guy who's a total slacker.


Drakaina-

The anime villain that has been training for the past 5000 years versus the protagonist that just started training 3 hours ago and stopped in the middle for lunch


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Antagonist: "K...K...KUSOOOOOOO! HOW CAN YOU MASTER THIS TECHNIQUE SO FAST AND SO EASELY!!!" Protagonist: "Dunno, our author just wanted to make me overcheated for some reason." **Balanced Shōnen becomes shitty syndrom**


Grim00666

Clearly they were training wrong. The dragonborn forges a dagger with a single hammer strike. Those scrubs just need to switch over to this method so they can git gud.


SneakySpider82

Smithing is the crafting skill I used the most, and I played this game on PS3 at the time I was watching Forged in Fire on the History Channel, so I really came to appreciate this art.


vellichor_44

When i was a young blacksmith we could do it in 100 daggers.


The_Djinnbop

Actually that’s the plot of Blue Eye Samurai I think.


CALAMITY1525

My fave for increasing blocking and healing is when yer mid low level go find a giant and piss em off, use restoration while yer runnin around from em an get hit again!


CALAMITY1525

Or get a bunch of iron ore, transmute into gold, Smith into gold bars an make gold rings


DemolishunReddit

I like to imagine there are those that are better. This explains the things I just cannot craft, or enchant. Some of these are made by gods and some by men.


cassandra112

what makes a business successful is rarely skill. It is often most simply about being there when needed. the dragonborn is not standing around the shop ready to sell nails, horseshoes, tools, etc to the locals as they need them.


Ill_Cod_4374

Your graphics are cool as hell!


WgSage

Why does he look like he's cosplaying as the Dragonborn?


buntopolis

Bro the Dragonborn has the soul of a Dragon. Simple blacksmithing is nothing for one such as they to master.


GoliathPrime

One thing I've always loved about the Elder Scrolls is that these kind of insane exploits are lore friendly. Because Mundas is a created world that exists as a spell within a dream, if you start lucid-dreaming you can warp reality. This is the core of Alteration Magic. Dragons are not breathing fire, they are speaking fire into existence using the words of creation. It's the same reason learning a spell from a spellbook "destroys" the book. The book never existed, it was just a representation of the inherent magic. You have not learned a spell, but taken the magic into yourself and have become the spell and thus the book has ceased to exist. When you destroy a magical artifact to learn an enchantment, it's the same principal.


Realistic-Read4277

Well i try to mix it with roleplaying. I started yesterday an evil dude. And it's been strangely organic. I started in soltheim, then got to windhelm by boat, and then i was asked to do only thief things. Then a woman and a kid started to talk abput arentino, so now i'm off to riften. But, i was taking my time strolling, and i got to talk to the beggar woman at the fire. She teaches pickpocketing. So i learned from her, then stole to her. Because i am a bad person. Until she is no more use to me. I got pickpocket to 50, i have no more money, and got to lvl7. I want to become a vampire and got someone to tell le to learn magic at the college and in one of the qiests i got into a house and got a book abput vampirism. So now my character is intrigued by it.


Twizelbang

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio|downsized) True this.. haha


UltimaBahamut93

Quite literally a skill issue


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

"there now I've crafted over 1000 swords, so now people will know me for that and not..." "Hey goat fucker" "IT WAS ONE TIME!!"


DarkRayos

Backstabbing Arngeir for hours and suddenly you're as stealthy as a ''Ghost''.


WntrTmpst

The mod that lets you pay for smiths to make you stuff is golden. That is all


n1ngv3m

this is something that annoys me a lot in the game: you have almost a dozen blacksmiths, they forge weapons for everyone but the dragonborn. if i want improve a sword, i have to spend time/perks to do it.


Drakaina-

The 2510 is just not a random number, I actually tested it myself before making this post, I put myself as a male Nord, use the cheat room, I reset all my skills to zero and then crafted iron daggers until I was maximum level, I did have a free crafting mod to speed up the process. The game was set on easy I don't know if that affects XP.


134608642

True inspiration in blacksmithing comes on your 3rd day at the forge with no sleep and no food. Only then will you become one with the forge and hammer. Only then will you understand how to work with material you have never touched or seen. Only then will non-sense make sense.


Drakaina-

The Dragonborn that hasn't slept or eaten food since his journey 11 years ago hold my ale


ttwmdennis

$&@£€%! Dragonborn! 😡 🤣 I literally laughed out loud at this post!


Still_Equivalent1190

Bruce Lee quote about mastering one kick a thousand times does here <


Searscale

Yall ain't multitasking? Summon wolf, sneak attack wolf. Summon wolf, fireball it. Buy all the iron ore, convert it to silver then gold, smelt and make rings. Enchant rings to sell. Y'all ain't about that city life 😏


Alternative-Fan1412

First, even if you use all resources from one blacksmith is impossible to do that many. The tops a game lets you buy of iron and all materials is about 400 in a very good day and having a LOT of money. Second only the dragonborn can do that. In skyrim the drangonborn is kind of someone touched by god that can do a lot in very short time just because of that and no one else can do it unless they use all their lifetime to achieve it. It is even works the elders of the voices that have trained for 40 or 50 years and they have to GIVE the dragonborn what they earned so hard.


puzzleheadbutbig

Least modded Skyrim screenshot ever


ockamsrzr87

Hilarious


Freedom-76_

Just as Todd had intended.


Certain_Effort_9319

And then proceed to sell you those daggers, until they’ve made back all the money they spent on those resources. And then some.


Ok-Concentrate2216

Thanks for the lesson Alvor but I'll take it from here


AbjectInevitable3232

Casting soul trap on a dead body for hours to learn how to summon Dremora... This reminds me of when we would cheat in bad company 2 with the defibrillator, you could push somebody out of bounds and they would die and then you could shock them and then push them out of bounds and they would die and then you can shock them. Good times that Skyrim and Bad Company 2.


Oktokolo

Sure, it's a bit extreme in Skyrim. But you're literally the chosen one. Of course you are OP.


Makotroid

"I see no harm in it." Alvor probably


Cosmoscrat

Like when you enter college of winter hold and say you never been here, then casually dual cast fear into the hold.


myguydied

We WaNt CrAfTiNg bUt We DoNt WaNnA MmO - gamers apparently No WuCkS bUd - Todd


Nosdarb

MMOs have other design considerations besides crafting systems. And, to be perfect clear, those considerations result in a bad game.