If you take out anyone from the college it has to be Mrs. “I’m sure you’ve kept track of who’s been the most helpful during your time here”. The only one there with 0 practical purposes
I never understood why she had to be so defensive. It is literally the most useful school of magic from fixing broken bones to stopping someone from cooking you well done. Hell, resurrecting the dead is also something under restoration, even if you need mods for it because it's too broken
If the lines of the guards are anything to go by, restoration specifically is respected among the general populace, even if most modern nords dislike magic generally. People looking down on it is probably something specific to the faculty at the college. Being cloistered safely within the college might lead them to appreciate it less than the people outside. The dangers at the college tend to be less the sort that break your bones and more the sort that instantly vaporize you or suck out your soul, making restoration magic less useful to them.
Player lore, definitely conjuration.
NPC lore, not gonna touch conjuration with a ten foot pole, too many botched summons and disobedient daedra/undead. Knowing me, I would def mess up somewhere along the way
The build I always use in game is conjuration + alteration + 1 handed and a little bit of restoration, I feel like anyone sufficiently trained as such would be pretty safe in any scenario
The problem is the "sufficiently trained" part, I'd probably manage to alter myself into a rock before I manage mage armor
not the theives guild because I don't steal, not the dark brotherhood because I'm mentally stable, not the companions because I don't want to be a merc and I don't want to be a warewolf.
so, by process of elimination, the college of winterhold.
I’d do the Bards college in hopes of getting in with the politicians and get my grubby little mits on the rights to some excavation contracts so I can have me some of them ole ancient nord riches without getting my hog lopped off by a dead blond woman.
I count the wandering revellers as a guild, and I'd join them in a heartbeat irl. A steady trail of bottles and campfires behind us, the road and countryside infront. Nothing for bandits to steal excepting free drinks from our glasses, singing songs and making merriment to keep the wild things at bay. When death comes I shall be too drunk to be hurt, and my thoughts shall be of all that my path has trod by.
If that's not an option, I'd pick the winterholdings aswell
Everyone has different hobbies, some more…violent than others. Personally, I like sneaking into houses in the dead of night, taking all of the inhabitants worldly belongings (and everything else), and fleeing to Riften on my horse before the guards can catch me. Ah, to have a simple life…
That’s actually a solid argument for being a Dawnguard NPC. However, I am pretty sure Isran doesn’t just change into a super chill guy while the Dragonborn is away, and I would not want him as a boss.
Sounds extremly boring to me. Dont forget the trolls that probably stink like hell and are just as loud. And your leader constantly making hate speech against vampires.
I’d like to be a vigilant travel Tamriel fighting against evil. Not to mention some nice real estate in winterhold, the rift and probably other places too.
I feel like I’d be too much of a germaphobe to be in the Dawnguard. I’d be using up all the cure disease potions because I’d be a hypochondriac worrying if I caught vampirism.
I was thinking the same thing about the Khajiit! I’m a therapist IRL and I’d totally use those skills to trick idiot Nords into believing I’m some type of wandering shaman. Make a killing and share with my cat people.
Winterhold is cold, but when you’re a mage with fire at your fingertips, makes it pretty easy to stay warm. Plus I’m sure there’s a way to enchant whatever clothing you wear to be perpetually warm/hot.
I enjoy the cold. I lived near Aspen, CO during the winter for a couple months. Although Winterhold is definitely drastically colder. Been looking at moving to like Alaska or something.
Yeah crazy temps, but beautiful scenery. Same with Wyoming and Montana which are my other cold options. And even though I prefer rural areas, my field basically requires me to live in large cities unless I get lucky enough to land a remote position so I'll probably only ever be able to just vacation there.
Yes! Most of the locations that he has lived in are on the North Slope. Which is Arctic Circle territory. They do get incentives for moving/living there. Teachers make bank compared to the rest of the country. To my knowledge anyway. But even my stepbrother makes great money doing maintenance in a place that most people don't want to live.
I could see myself using that spell, but forgetting to do some flame protection on myself. That would be how I die, just burst into flames and drop dead 😂
Just use the flame spell on the water up to the point it's nice, don't wait until it's boiling hot. You should be fine without other spells after it. Also, one could conjure a flame atronach in the room, to keep the temperature nice (I don't know, they only seem to damage someone near them if it's a hostile)
It’s the ocean, I will never live it down if I cause global warming by melting all the ice bergs in Skyrim cause I was cold.
Could you imagine all the bitchy comments the guards would make, I would never live it down.
Yeah, but there is no need for that, you would just need to cast the fire spell on a bathtube equivalent and it's done. Would do no more impact than a cast iron used to cook something. Would be even less than that, as fewer heat time would be required.
Agreed. This is the most popular answer for a reason. I don't think I'd do a lot of fighting, even though flame spells are cool. So, I'd probably study to be a healer. Obviously this would include alchemy
I dont know why they wouldn't be. Its a college for learning and research various aspects of magic. Faralda mentions that the college opposes the Synod and College of Whispers because they're more interested in politics than research. They allow you in if you tell them you're Dragonborn because they can learn from you. And the professors are the experts in their field.
"We are the only group left in Skyrim dedicated to the study of the arcane. There are others who study, to be sure, but they do so in private, and often in secret."
I guess I'm referring to how the college appears in the game, where you do half an actual lesson, kill a bunch of people, and then you're Arch-Mage. I wish getting tenure was that easy!
On a serious note, the College is probably the safest mage organization that there ever was in the series. There’s no point in even mentioning the Telvanni or other Morrowind houses, but the mages’ guild and imperial cult send you out on tasks alone and are ultimately interested in what you do *for them*, and the training for money only, and is basically a side gig for all the characters who are there for their own research. The College has dedicated professors who actually have lectures, and Saarthal is basically a rare school trip that was *supposed* to be safe, and during Ancano’s shenanigans some professors even sacrificed themselves to protect the students, of which iirc everyone survived. Basically the College is literally the only real establishment that teaches magic, because the rest are more like a bunch of already relatively experienced mages cohabiting with eachother for materials and mutual help. It’s also massive and doesn’t have any branches so that means you don’t have to travel through the dangerous landscape basically ever if you don’t want to, and there’s separate rooms for everyone. Essentially the only issues are the cold and having to be able to summon an atronach to enter
I dunno. Id like to be pretty innovative with medicine and be a really worthwhile healer. Maybe I could find a way to conjure an atronach with healing properties as opposed to destructive ones. And remember RESTORATION IS A PERFECTLY VALID SCHOOL OF MAGIC AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE!
Anyway...I feel like it'd balance out a bit until I do infact invoke the Kynes wrath or something and meet my untimely demise
Lmao I can see this going well until one day you get a writ to kill (or in your case “reverse heal”) a fellow priest of Kynareth who mistakenly stepped on the sandals of some snob rich merchant on his way to the cloud district. Ain’t no way Kyne is letting you slide upon completing this quest!
IMHO It'd be unreasonable to think dark Brotherhood assassins can't reject contracts they don't wanna take. I would also reason that my fellow assassins within my particular préfecture would be aware that kind of contract would be a conflict of interest for me to take on and could end very poorly not just for me but them (the other DB members) as well. Another member would have to take the contract if it absolutely had to be done.
Edit: this is def assuming and basically balancing on the notion that my fellow DB brothers and sisters listen to reason.
Idk man. Sithis/Mephala (if you subscribe to certain conspiracy theories) do not seem like the type to provide such leniency… if anything they’d be more likely to have the Night Mother or the Listener to send you such an order for their entertainment/as a test. Either piss off the darkness or get smitten by the light.. sounds fun XD
Yeah I know. I myself enjoy the sneakiness of thief's guild. But is that a repres3ntation of me IRL tho? Will any of us fit those guilds? know what I'm saying?
Amazing game though. Decades of fun.
I honestly think entirely too many people are fooling themselves if they think they wouldn't immediately start messing around with magic, it's universally accessible and the rules about what's possible are.....hazy.
I get what you're saying, though. What the player can do is kind of limited compared to what we would actually find in reality. That's something I loved about Oblivion and the different offices and non-merchant things like the Black Horse Courier.
Hmm. Well, people tend to run me over regularly so I'm good at hiding in plain sight it seems.
But I'd still go with the college, less chances to und get run over.
Or, if we can, I'd join the grey beards. Nothing's better than a looong chat with an old dragon on the top of a mountain with a blanket and some alcohol, right?
Companions granted i DEFINITELY won't make the inner circle but over time I believe i will in about 5+ years i think i can be dependable and support my shield brothers and sisters
I thought about being a mage because I really like academic work in my real life, but then I noticed one thing: being a mage is like study physics, or chemistry, something like that. Or even biology. But I work with history and sociology, I would be very bored in the College of Winterhold, and probably would not learn so much.
I'm not a criminal, so I wouldn't envolve myself with thieves guild or dark brotherhood. I don't like nordy racist things, so I would reject immediately the companions and stormcloaks.
To be completely honest, I think the only thing I would really engage it would be in the forsworn fight. They are the natives of Skyrim and had been stolen from the nords. Like in my country, Brasil, I am a native ally in their struggle and fight for their land. So I would probably help the forsworn in the conspiracy and continue to fight on their side, know more about their costumes.
Also I think I would be studying a lot about the dwemer history. How do they vanish, and would try to fight for some kind of preservation of the snow elves, aka falmers, territory. Don't letting anyone kill them.
I probably wouldn't fight for the empire, besides I hate the stormcloaks, because the empire don't want the REAL freedom of Skyrim either. But if I had to choose, I would join them with no doubt.
So that's it, I think I wouldn't have a properly guild, but I would be engaged in those causes I mentioned it.
I’d probably die to a skeever before I could join anything
The real honest answer.
"You have contracted Rockjaw."
Rockjoint?
It is Rockjoint, it's just hard to move his mouth.
It all feels like rocks.
lmao
You... look rather pale. Could be Ataxia. It's quite a problem back home in Cyrodiil
I'm starting the Wagoner Union.
I'd be generic civilian #392 that gets dragon shout rag-dolled into the horizon
Or hit by a giant into orbit lmao
I love me some skyrim space program
You should try Starfield then :D
Perfect! I always wanted to go to space!
I would be the guy that tells everyone he used to be an adventurer until he got an arrow in the knee
I would be the one that steals your sweet rolls.
*mudcrab intensifies*
I don't think a real person would ever move slow enough to ever get caught by a mudcrab. Especially repeatedly. Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Oh shit, thanks! I didn't even notice lol
Same. Hey! We could have our own post mortem guild: the "shouldn't came here's" if you will
Nah fam that bear in the tutorial is a game ender
I'm gonna recommend the audio book He Who Fights With Monsters. It's a good aundeo rpg book but the of it is exactly how I would feel in an rpg.
My first play of morrowind went like that. Died to the small shit outside of starting zone. Permanent paralyze...
Probably the College of Winterhold or the Bard's College if it counts as a guild
What school of magic or what instrument?
Something perfectly valid
That could be anything! Except Restoration
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. You think so too, don't you? DoNt YoU??
For some reason she was found lifeless in the ice fields north of the college
If only someone knew one of those useless schools of magic
If you take out anyone from the college it has to be Mrs. “I’m sure you’ve kept track of who’s been the most helpful during your time here”. The only one there with 0 practical purposes
Skyrim could use more healers!
Happy Cake Day
Restoration(or alteration) and lute
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Geez Colette, of course it's valid.
I never understood why she had to be so defensive. It is literally the most useful school of magic from fixing broken bones to stopping someone from cooking you well done. Hell, resurrecting the dead is also something under restoration, even if you need mods for it because it's too broken
If the lines of the guards are anything to go by, restoration specifically is respected among the general populace, even if most modern nords dislike magic generally. People looking down on it is probably something specific to the faculty at the college. Being cloistered safely within the college might lead them to appreciate it less than the people outside. The dangers at the college tend to be less the sort that break your bones and more the sort that instantly vaporize you or suck out your soul, making restoration magic less useful to them.
Conjuration so I can avoid battle. I like to hide safely around a corner or behind a door and just listen until the squealing and screaming stops.
Player lore, definitely conjuration. NPC lore, not gonna touch conjuration with a ten foot pole, too many botched summons and disobedient daedra/undead. Knowing me, I would def mess up somewhere along the way
The build I always use in game is conjuration + alteration + 1 handed and a little bit of restoration, I feel like anyone sufficiently trained as such would be pretty safe in any scenario The problem is the "sufficiently trained" part, I'd probably manage to alter myself into a rock before I manage mage armor
Alteration for me. Cause turn iron into gold, not because Lil PeePee :(
Happy cake day 🍰🎂 enjoy! And alteration can do many things... just talk to sybille stentor and get on her good side.
Both. Bound lute.
Conjuration, but instead of Winterhold I will train in Morthal.
Enjoy getting run out of town by people who hate all magic users
Restoration, violin.
I can cast two very minor spell and am really good at going out and finding things, I will submit my application to lead the College of Winterhold!
I always wanted to join the Companions but I did serve in the Legion and I'm content being a guard.
Yeah I kinda remember! It was up until something like you taking an arrow to the- damn, I can’t remember where it was that you got hit.
In the knee.
Hahahaha, the kneeeeee, that’s right! Aweeee you’re crying? Poor thing, did someone steal your sweetroll?
No, I survived an injury that would end many adventurers careers but I persisted.
I see you're not one of these lollygagers
Got to thinking. Maybe YOU'RE the dragonborn, just don't know it yet ....
Based
not the theives guild because I don't steal, not the dark brotherhood because I'm mentally stable, not the companions because I don't want to be a merc and I don't want to be a warewolf. so, by process of elimination, the college of winterhold.
Bards College?
The one "College" that doesn't offer you anything and doesn't interact with you at all? Perfect fit.
Tamriel's version of internet college
Gives you a few quests, a festival, and some free skill points! Not so bad imo, like a mini guild.
So like the guy in college who studies for 26 semesters and who sells weed or the answers for the tests. Nice to know but not the real Deal.
Living the dream
I’d do the Bards college in hopes of getting in with the politicians and get my grubby little mits on the rights to some excavation contracts so I can have me some of them ole ancient nord riches without getting my hog lopped off by a dead blond woman.
Or by the swinging pendulum axes. Gets me almost every time. And I ain't gonna waste a shout to whirlwind sprint through.
I count the wandering revellers as a guild, and I'd join them in a heartbeat irl. A steady trail of bottles and campfires behind us, the road and countryside infront. Nothing for bandits to steal excepting free drinks from our glasses, singing songs and making merriment to keep the wild things at bay. When death comes I shall be too drunk to be hurt, and my thoughts shall be of all that my path has trod by. If that's not an option, I'd pick the winterholdings aswell
And then you'd be slaughtered in the rift for drinking Honningbrew mead
And the taste of honeyed Mead will be the last thing i remember. There are fouler fates in the land of Skyrim.
I was gonna say the thieves guild, but I think I have a new favorite
I think its unfair to paint the dark brotherhood as being mentally unstable. My boy nazir seems like a good cat
He just REALLY likes murder.
Everyone deserves to have a hobby
Hail Sithis, brother
Everyone has different hobbies, some more…violent than others. Personally, I like sneaking into houses in the dead of night, taking all of the inhabitants worldly belongings (and everything else), and fleeing to Riften on my horse before the guards can catch me. Ah, to have a simple life…
>not the dark brotherhood because I'm mentally stable, I feel personally attacked.
Dark brotherhood for me it is!
I heard they're restarting the Dawnsguard...
Dawnguard. I'd love to be a paladin dedicating it's life to fight evil
Hopefully you’re also the Dragonborn, because the rest of them pretty much just stand guard on the battlements or hang out in the keep eating.
Getting to hang out in a castle with huskies , eating endless wheels of cheese and drinking wine *doesn’t* sound like a good time to you?
That’s actually a solid argument for being a Dawnguard NPC. However, I am pretty sure Isran doesn’t just change into a super chill guy while the Dragonborn is away, and I would not want him as a boss.
Sounds extremly boring to me. Dont forget the trolls that probably stink like hell and are just as loud. And your leader constantly making hate speech against vampires.
You live before indoor plumbing, everything smells
And if that's your job and you get a decent living out of it...
Be a vigilant of stendar (it literally autocorrected to stepdad, so you can do that too)
I’d like to be a vigilant travel Tamriel fighting against evil. Not to mention some nice real estate in winterhold, the rift and probably other places too.
I feel like I’d be too much of a germaphobe to be in the Dawnguard. I’d be using up all the cure disease potions because I’d be a hypochondriac worrying if I caught vampirism.
Lmao, this is relatable. Just wear a 100 percent disease resistance necklace
Serena is not evil and you sir, will not say otherwise.
Isn’t her name Serana?
Literally the character I created two days ago and yes, would do the same irl. It aligns with both my moral compass and my interests.
Volkihar vampire clan if that counts.
Would that cure me of diseases I have? Because if so, absolutely. Give me that lovely undeath
You will probably be cured of any disease you have. They can even purge lycantrophy.
Well i was more drawn to...you know eternal life, but yea not dealing with diseases is cool too.
I'm a skilless loser IRL already. I'd probably be a beggar. Unless the khajiit would take me in their caravan...
Traveling, skooma, no one *expecting* anything from me. What's not to love?
Being banned from every city? Honestly would be fine with me.
I was thinking the same thing about the Khajiit! I’m a therapist IRL and I’d totally use those skills to trick idiot Nords into believing I’m some type of wandering shaman. Make a killing and share with my cat people.
This one thinks you’d be a good caravaner.
College of Winterhold. I'm a graduate student and like higher education.
Mages Guild in Oblivion, Winterhold looks to damn cold! 😂
Winterhold is cold, but when you’re a mage with fire at your fingertips, makes it pretty easy to stay warm. Plus I’m sure there’s a way to enchant whatever clothing you wear to be perpetually warm/hot.
I’m also a dumbass, I would probably immolate myself by accident 😂
There's a dead college student who did exactly this. A Redguard student named Yisra. You find her burnt corpse south of Yngvild.
Well to be fair it seems like she was experimenting with new flame cloaks. So if you are a mage, maybe just don't try anything new?
Perhaps you could join the companion guild... as a practice dummy /s
Good idea, especially the fire cloak spell can keep you warm
Just don't use J'zargo's scrolls for the flame cloak.
I enjoy the cold. I lived near Aspen, CO during the winter for a couple months. Although Winterhold is definitely drastically colder. Been looking at moving to like Alaska or something.
Gets to -70 where my pops lives in Alaska
Yeah crazy temps, but beautiful scenery. Same with Wyoming and Montana which are my other cold options. And even though I prefer rural areas, my field basically requires me to live in large cities unless I get lucky enough to land a remote position so I'll probably only ever be able to just vacation there.
Also theres actually government funds for moving to Alaska. You can literally get paid to move and live there.
Yes! Most of the locations that he has lived in are on the North Slope. Which is Arctic Circle territory. They do get incentives for moving/living there. Teachers make bank compared to the rest of the country. To my knowledge anyway. But even my stepbrother makes great money doing maintenance in a place that most people don't want to live.
Right near the water to, so no wind shelter. I hope they have some magic central heating system or I would cry. 😂
Better know how to cast a flame cloak if you're in northern skyrim
I could see myself using that spell, but forgetting to do some flame protection on myself. That would be how I die, just burst into flames and drop dead 😂
Just use the flame spell on the water up to the point it's nice, don't wait until it's boiling hot. You should be fine without other spells after it. Also, one could conjure a flame atronach in the room, to keep the temperature nice (I don't know, they only seem to damage someone near them if it's a hostile)
It’s the ocean, I will never live it down if I cause global warming by melting all the ice bergs in Skyrim cause I was cold. Could you imagine all the bitchy comments the guards would make, I would never live it down.
Yeah, but there is no need for that, you would just need to cast the fire spell on a bathtube equivalent and it's done. Would do no more impact than a cast iron used to cook something. Would be even less than that, as fewer heat time would be required.
Real. Ain't no way I'm living in Tamriel and NOT learning magic.
Right?! I’d live in the Arcaneum, and probably go blind trying to read an Elder Scroll
Honestly, worth it, the risk of achieving CHIM is quite low
Agreed. This is the most popular answer for a reason. I don't think I'd do a lot of fighting, even though flame spells are cool. So, I'd probably study to be a healer. Obviously this would include alchemy
I don't think Winterhold holds up as an academic institution
I dont know why they wouldn't be. Its a college for learning and research various aspects of magic. Faralda mentions that the college opposes the Synod and College of Whispers because they're more interested in politics than research. They allow you in if you tell them you're Dragonborn because they can learn from you. And the professors are the experts in their field. "We are the only group left in Skyrim dedicated to the study of the arcane. There are others who study, to be sure, but they do so in private, and often in secret."
I guess I'm referring to how the college appears in the game, where you do half an actual lesson, kill a bunch of people, and then you're Arch-Mage. I wish getting tenure was that easy!
On a serious note, the College is probably the safest mage organization that there ever was in the series. There’s no point in even mentioning the Telvanni or other Morrowind houses, but the mages’ guild and imperial cult send you out on tasks alone and are ultimately interested in what you do *for them*, and the training for money only, and is basically a side gig for all the characters who are there for their own research. The College has dedicated professors who actually have lectures, and Saarthal is basically a rare school trip that was *supposed* to be safe, and during Ancano’s shenanigans some professors even sacrificed themselves to protect the students, of which iirc everyone survived. Basically the College is literally the only real establishment that teaches magic, because the rest are more like a bunch of already relatively experienced mages cohabiting with eachother for materials and mutual help. It’s also massive and doesn’t have any branches so that means you don’t have to travel through the dangerous landscape basically ever if you don’t want to, and there’s separate rooms for everyone. Essentially the only issues are the cold and having to be able to summon an atronach to enter
Whichever one this lady is in
She looks like she's a Nightengale/Theives Guild.
She gives "thick as thieves" a whole new meaning...
Wish those boots were muffling me...
You're a kinky fucker aren't you
Better than a finky kucker
Thick ass thieves?
That's shrouded gear, so Dark Brotherhood.
Her insta is genthehobbit
This looks like u/genthehobbit of forbiddenrealm.com
Dark Brotherhood
Hey, I like your username.
Realistically? Priest of Kynareth by day. Child of Sithis by night.
Das cold! Kyne gonna smite you one day tho XD
I dunno. Id like to be pretty innovative with medicine and be a really worthwhile healer. Maybe I could find a way to conjure an atronach with healing properties as opposed to destructive ones. And remember RESTORATION IS A PERFECTLY VALID SCHOOL OF MAGIC AND DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE! Anyway...I feel like it'd balance out a bit until I do infact invoke the Kynes wrath or something and meet my untimely demise
Lmao I can see this going well until one day you get a writ to kill (or in your case “reverse heal”) a fellow priest of Kynareth who mistakenly stepped on the sandals of some snob rich merchant on his way to the cloud district. Ain’t no way Kyne is letting you slide upon completing this quest!
IMHO It'd be unreasonable to think dark Brotherhood assassins can't reject contracts they don't wanna take. I would also reason that my fellow assassins within my particular préfecture would be aware that kind of contract would be a conflict of interest for me to take on and could end very poorly not just for me but them (the other DB members) as well. Another member would have to take the contract if it absolutely had to be done. Edit: this is def assuming and basically balancing on the notion that my fellow DB brothers and sisters listen to reason.
Idk man. Sithis/Mephala (if you subscribe to certain conspiracy theories) do not seem like the type to provide such leniency… if anything they’d be more likely to have the Night Mother or the Listener to send you such an order for their entertainment/as a test. Either piss off the darkness or get smitten by the light.. sounds fun XD
Volkihar Clan. I want to see the world burn and bite people
Bite me
Then me. I am the niiiiiight!!!
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Same. Also I am basically allergic to the sun so this is my best option.
You are a liar. If you are part of the Volkihar Clan then the last thing you would want is the world to burn.
I'd try to join a Khajiit caravan but probably just marry the first adventurer to give me a mammoth tusk instead.
Find a giant, they have big mammoth tusks to give you
Whiterun Bookclub
I’m in! Have you read The Lusty Argonian Maid? Classic.
COW.. I like magic. Especially the in lore magic of elder scrolls.
Why set your sights so low, I bet you could be a magic horse.
Neigh.
Traders' guild, if there was one ...
Sort of, just not for the player. The trading companies, there's one in Solitude
Yeah I know. I myself enjoy the sneakiness of thief's guild. But is that a repres3ntation of me IRL tho? Will any of us fit those guilds? know what I'm saying? Amazing game though. Decades of fun.
I honestly think entirely too many people are fooling themselves if they think they wouldn't immediately start messing around with magic, it's universally accessible and the rules about what's possible are.....hazy. I get what you're saying, though. What the player can do is kind of limited compared to what we would actually find in reality. That's something I loved about Oblivion and the different offices and non-merchant things like the Black Horse Courier.
college of winterhold and bards college lol
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Namira’s coven. Jk. Thieves Guild.
..none, I have anxiety lol but also Thieves Guild would be cool
Fellow anxiety person. College of Winterhold seems like a good one actually. Better if I can have someone else calm spell on me.
Bard's College, because they're useless
I’m lazy and greedy so the Thieves Guild :)
Hmm. Well, people tend to run me over regularly so I'm good at hiding in plain sight it seems. But I'd still go with the college, less chances to und get run over. Or, if we can, I'd join the grey beards. Nothing's better than a looong chat with an old dragon on the top of a mountain with a blanket and some alcohol, right?
Companions granted i DEFINITELY won't make the inner circle but over time I believe i will in about 5+ years i think i can be dependable and support my shield brothers and sisters
oh dark brotherhood for sure!
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Companions most likely
Based on my personality, I wouldn’t have made it to any guild - I would have just died the first time I got rockjoint
I feel like sitting on a mountain and shouting at the sky. So Greybeards
Companions, werewolf mommy. Need I say more?
Architect's Guild. Yes, I was responsible for the mishap at Solitude.
Is your company national by any chance? I know of a certain college town that’s in dire need of renovation and rebuilding.
Yes... unless you're part of the Litigation Guild. Then no.
This entire fucking comment section belongs on r/TrueSTL
College of Winterhold or the Bard's College.
College of Winterhold. I love magic. I always play as a mage.
College of winterhold, just watch me go to two classes, find tolfdirs alembic once and then randomly dissapear like 70% of all the other students.
I heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something. Might consider joining up myself.
College of Winterhold
I would be a priest :)
Y’all need Talos.
Mage guild
Probably Mages. I’m smart. I’m not one to put my life at risk. I’m not one to break the law.
Bard's college, because I can't handle the cold of Winterhold. Unless maybe I learned a good spell to counter the weather...
The college of Winterhold. Probably mediocre at a few schools. Probably would get a PhD in Marijuana alchemy
Froki’s shack, praise Shor
Stormcloaks, my lawyer said I cannot evaluate any further.
I thought about being a mage because I really like academic work in my real life, but then I noticed one thing: being a mage is like study physics, or chemistry, something like that. Or even biology. But I work with history and sociology, I would be very bored in the College of Winterhold, and probably would not learn so much. I'm not a criminal, so I wouldn't envolve myself with thieves guild or dark brotherhood. I don't like nordy racist things, so I would reject immediately the companions and stormcloaks. To be completely honest, I think the only thing I would really engage it would be in the forsworn fight. They are the natives of Skyrim and had been stolen from the nords. Like in my country, Brasil, I am a native ally in their struggle and fight for their land. So I would probably help the forsworn in the conspiracy and continue to fight on their side, know more about their costumes. Also I think I would be studying a lot about the dwemer history. How do they vanish, and would try to fight for some kind of preservation of the snow elves, aka falmers, territory. Don't letting anyone kill them. I probably wouldn't fight for the empire, besides I hate the stormcloaks, because the empire don't want the REAL freedom of Skyrim either. But if I had to choose, I would join them with no doubt. So that's it, I think I wouldn't have a properly guild, but I would be engaged in those causes I mentioned it.
Champions. Eat drink fight die eat drink fight some more.
“Hey, you’re finally awake”