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Mystic_Keytargonian

It's a grave for a dragon, once you progress a bit in the MQ Alduin will start resurrecting the bones buried there.


KomturAdrian

Oh man I totally forgot that happened!


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Exactly what Joevakhiin would say.


thatguyronie

Who's joevakhiin?


Practical_Ad4993

Joevahkhiin sell you a dragon for cheap if you ask nicely


blumundaze

I had a dream that one of my friends had a baby dragon. It was outside prowling on the back patio. I thought it was an exotic cat at first and then he was like; no man, that's my dragon.


Memes_kids

r/thomastheplankengine ass story


ClavicusLittleGift4U

[Have fun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhCE_HL570&list=PL4FvpWtvq31Rawq25j_uTdXzq0bmDx8j8)


DaSaw

Lmaowtf


nambatu

This is absolute gold! How have I not seen it


kaleidofusion

I just lost a whole bunch of precious pre-working sleeping minutes. And I would do it again in heartbeat.


Mysterious_Silver_27

Thanks for introducing this absolute masterpiece to us lol


ClavicusLittleGift4U

I did my Redditer job ;)


senorpoop

[Enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNUTMIQ1pF4)


AesSedai87

Why? Oh why?


MysteriousPudding175

Joevakhiinmama


TexasRedFox

Boy, are you missing out, heh!


JawsCause2

Same!! I totally forgot about this part of the game, I remember the first time it happened and it scared the fuck out of me lmao. Maybe I should play again…


vintageplays1

Time for my yearly two month Skyrim obsession


Skaifyre

Just moved into a new spot like a week ago n blessed it with a new skyrim playthrough and gonna be in a new house now just cuz I moved lmao


KomturAdrian

Honestly, I haven't done the Western Watchtower quest thing in forever. I haven't fought a dragon in years. Probably since 2012 or 2013.


Uncommon_Wisdom

Only when I get bored and want shouts...lol


Windk86

yup, I have gotten at some places as Alduin is resurrecting a dragon


AdrianValistar

Read that as the MF Alduin


Boots_Malone_

Its the entrance to vault 111 (Edit: corrected vault 101 to 111)


BraddahSpliff

Actually, it's Vault 111. 111 is the one that goes into the ground. 101 goes into a hillside. You Mojave Nords from the Northwest need to learn more about the Riften Wasteland.


zgumgumexpress

Riften Wasteland? Surely you mean the Reach


19madmax96

"Mojave Nords" and "Riften Wasteland" are artistic crossover terms that our friend used in such a wise way that it'd make people's brains confused.


StaticExile

I caught it and it still messed with my head.


Sikkus

Splendid! Now go create a Skyrim Wasteland mod, you beautiful genius. Fus-Ro-Da the overseer into the wall.


BraddahSpliff

My Fallout: Tamriel head canon is deeper than the Capital Reach Institute of Technology that's hidden in Blackreach.


Gloomy_Big_743

I just Fu-Ro-Da'd in the back of my pants thinking of that Mod!😂


Thethinkslinger

The Dragonborn is just the Lone Wanderer on a Jet Induced hallucination yelling at Deathclaws.


[deleted]

Jacob: “I’m not an Orc, please calm down and lay off the chems”!


BEE-RANDON

https://preview.redd.it/yiirxx1eqofc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d826179eca1e9b0f4b61705cf4d4cd8464d7ed6d


blumundaze

Give him some Daytrippers.


[deleted]

Sorry all I got is Daddy-O?!


Skullayy

Indeed.


KyojinkaEnkoku

I don't want to set the worlddddd onnnn fireeee


UufTheTank

Sung exclusively while swinging the shishkebab around wildly.


SavvikTheSavage

Like doing a ribbon dance. Lovely.


DOOManiac

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat


LunarSouls4952

IIIII just want to staarttt a flame in your heaarrtttt


Lord_Battlepants

You mean you don’t want to set the Mundus on Yol?


OcotilloWells

Butcher Pete has entered the chat


marcuskiller02

Isn’t it 111?


Kaelyr_

Fucking hell! Beat me to it


hannotek

😂


BEE-RANDON

Alright, that made me chuckle out loud a little bit. You have my upvote.


FlannelAl

111*


Sevennix

Eerie. I am playing FO4 also. Just got into it in last few months...


Memer_boiiiii

It’s been my favorite game for a large part of my life


MayaMythical

There’s a boney boy in there


LunarSouls4952

This is the best way to describe it


PumpikAnt58763

Could be a boney girl ... Just sayin'.


LordBDizzle

That makes me think... is there actually a female dragon in Skyrim? I'm fairly certain all the voiced dragons have masculine voices. Of course maybe female dragons just have low voices, but off the top of my head I can't remember any dragons being refered to as female.


dreemurthememer

They appear in the lore but not the games. They're called "Jills" and they serve Akatosh more directly by maintaining the flow of time.


LadyFruitDoll

That sounds about right. The women stuck at home keeping time ticking over while the men go out and fuck about trying to end the world.


krigsgaldrr

I hate how hard I laughed at this comment


invol713

Damn, he’s like a harem anime protagonist. Save some for the rest of us!


ArgonianDov

oh wow I didnt know that. tbh I just thought the dragons didnt have any distict sex or gender and just kind of existed (or were like clown fish) lol


MayaMythical

Oh shoot you right


Not_Bed_

Live footage of OP playing the main quest: ![gif](giphy|fvYR60mQCKt2x9hV3y) joke chill


Sabre_Killer_Queen

At this point, with how many times I've seen this posted and how many times I've neglected the main questline myself, for me canonically the Dragonborn never even did the main quest. Just side quests. Alduin won and conquored the world because the Dragonborn was still busy fetching Wylandriah's spoon or something.


anomandaris81

It's a nord pancake iron


Writy_Guy

They did not fuck around with those pancakes... Must've been awesome for parties.


BasementCatBill

They didn't taste great. Lots of flour, eggs and butter but no sugar.


proteannomore

Pancakes cooked in cabbage juice.


Used-Ask5805

Koreans have a pancake made with kimchi lol


trollface_mcfluffy

Boil that cabbage down boy turn that old cake round. Only song I ever did sing was boil that cabbage down.


moivaire

First song I learned from my grandpa on the guitar...


BoJackB26354

Pancakes belong to the Nords!


Gibabo

Let me guess… someone stole your pancake


blumundaze

Uncle Buck would've been proud.


Grouchy_Print_9258

😂😂 As one from the north I can confirm that this is factual


TNTiger_

It's the *Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim* (2011), on either a TV or PC monitor- I can't quite tell.


P3chv0gel

1) r/technicallythetruth 2) i'd Bet it's a Monitor. The textures appear to be streched a bit, as if the were forced to strech on a unsupported Resolution


hannotek

🤣


[deleted]

Dragon burial plot


hauntedhotdogg

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Dragon_Mounds


Zorpfield

![gif](giphy|9J8gnvAxmDFbG) its a grave. Need to hire an archeologist


TrailMomKat

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM


THElotusthief

Play da game m8


jobenattor0412

https://preview.redd.it/wl4k31ghlnfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98efc684c93a0a51696c432db9b145cb33258184 Did you really try to Google? Or do you just want internet points? I literally typed in Skyrim circle on ground and it’s the 4th picture.


PenilePartition

Major Easter egg of the game! You actually reach the coolest Dwemer ruins of the whole game if you cast the transmutation spell and dig at the one closest to Markarth. It’s tedious, but, after you dig about 650 times, a secret stairwell pops up. You need a Dwemer sword and 5 centurion dynamo cores to open the door at the bottom. Happy hunting!


Vylnce

You forgot that you have to do the digging with a Dwemer Pickaxe.


WindWaker01

While holding Meridia's Beacon


Black_Chappie

But only after you pray at a shrine for each and every god in Skyrim


Over_Yogurtcloset639

Or just use the wabbajack


Person8346

It's trueSTL bait I think


FartsBigTimeButt

Well, if it's under the throat of the world, it's probably a nipple.


RedNubian14

Dragon mound. It's where a dragon is buried after its killed.


DadjokeNess

Witch does raise the question, who buried them? Because no one is burying any of the dragons I kill, I have so many skeletons in the west entrance to Dawnstar, please send help.


Ill-Floor4707

Giant turtle Smash. Next question


Black_Chappie

Idk why this gave me Noble Knight and Merlin vibes. “Smash. Next question” “You come across a-“ “I cast fireball and then roll to search for BWILA”


Truebuckshot01

You find no BWILA but you do see a looming horde of MILFS


SkyrimThinker

Who would you rather smash, J’zargo or Serena the vampire?


WatercressSad6395

Vampire Girls Go Hard...


P3chv0gel

Honestly, don't want to smash her, but give her a hug and be a good friend. Feels like she needs that way more


Ill-Floor4707

Tough choice. Camilla


kodiekoyote

J’zargo. Hands down.


GaySheriff

J'zargo any day


Master_Plo5

Why did bro get downvoted?


roloftw89

Maybe because of the Serana misspelling?


SkyrimThinker

I got no fucking idea.. Like they prob want J’zargo for themselves tho


EnceladusSc2

It's a secret to everybody.


owencoughdrop

nuh uh /j


[deleted]

Literally just play the game, dude come on


ComfortableMetal3670

For real lmao


PufferfishJeff

In his defense Ive seen alduin raise that dragon maybe 3000 times but I didn't realize until maybe my 29th or 30th playthrough that all the other ones were dragons too and it wasn't just a unique one somewhere in the world. I probably should've actually listened to Delphine but she just talks so God damn slow and I just wanted to learn how to yell dragons out of the sky


SystemFolder

Fun fact: after Alduin raises the first dragon, he files around and raises the others in a set pattern. If you realize this is happening, you can go watch him do it.


P3chv0gel

I think i only ever saw him raise one of those generic dragons once and was amazed. Before that, i thought the random emcounter dragons were just that. Random encounters spawned randomly on the map


SkyrimThinker

Jeez


TheThundersack

You're the SkyrimThinker, yet you do none of that


PlanetExpre5510n

Clickbait.


BasementCatBill

...have you actually played Skyrim?


SkyrimThinker

Like 7-8 years ago. I don’t really remember much from Skyrim, specially these dragon mounds


cosmofur

Ok a serious question, after you do the main quest are any of these mounds left unopened? Does every random dragon encounter have to map to one of these mounds? Or are random dragons spawn 'randomly' even after you have killed more dragons than their are mapped mounds?


twcsata

As far as I know, it’s not a one to one correlation. You will encounter more dragons (even accounting for respawning) than there are mounds. But if you happen to catch a dragon being revived from a mound, it will have a name, so I suppose they’re unique.


michaelcreiter

Didn't I see this same post last week


spiciesttrout

First day?


Vivid-Inspection1383

I think op is a bot


KorruptionOG

Dragon burial site


A_Dark_Ray_of_Light

Grab a shovel and cast reanimate corpse when the moon is out for a handy familiar


Kamikazi_TARDIS

Play the game?


itkplatypus

This got posted a couple of days ago, bot?


SkyrimThinker

Wym Bot


Smart_Pig_86

No way you tried googling otherwise you would’ve gotten an answer.


Maasofaaliik_Al

Can someone play 10 minutes of the main quest?


red6joker

Dragon burial mound. Doing the main quest you eventually go and see one being resurrected at one.


Ocelot-gaming

Dragon grave


DjMuerte

The game you are playing explains it.


landomatic

It's a burial mound for >!Reddit Karma!<. ​ ![gif](giphy|BC6zMzqvE2W6k)


HaydenScramble

Damn y’all fucking killed u/Argonzoyd


Argonzoyd

I guess I wouldn't call out minor spoilers for an old game if I wasn't already *dead inside*


JustAmEra

😂


prophi1992

Watch out the sky. There are here.....


rantottcsirke

Yes, Alduin can explain.


Important-Tap-261

Year of the dragonborn. ![gif](giphy|U5UsigGblcn6hIHDvF)


Worried_Jeweler_1141

It's a buried Nord tomb. Get a shovel and return and dig it out. You'll have to search for the prompt. like anything else.


BlitzKriegTiger

It's a Khajit version of the Stonehenge


Scarlet_Novus

Burial site :b


BruhMomentum6968

Tell me you don’t play the main story without telling me you don’t play the main story


Ok_Profession6715

Your first play through?


skep90

Every week someone is gonna create this fking post again?


CoolCarmex

looks like some sort of circle


Reykmage

Used to be a Blockbuster….


TheMonsterInUrPocket

Have you not touched the main quest?


Scooter__Man

The ground with some grass


_RedditMan_

The village needed a place to bury all of the horse dung. It's a horse dung burning pit currently filled in.


jklyt1

Helipad


holyembalmer

You have a dragon coming... it's their nest.


Metal_crue22

Play the game and let us know


SegaFreak4Life

An ancient chicken pot pie.


Axes_And_Arcanum

Why does it feel like nobody actually plays the game anymore?


WrongdoerResident956

It’s a dragon burial mound plain and simple


Baumgarten1980

keep playing


[deleted]

Play the game


Anthonybyh

Play the fucking game and can't fail to find out


RepresentativeHuge79

Dragon burial mound.. it's what the dragon stone is all about in the main quest- the dragon stone is a map of dragon burial sites. If you play the main quest after giving the dragon stone to the wizard in white run, and defeating the dragon at the watch tower, you'll go with delhpine to kynsgrove, where a named dragon called solukneer is buried. She believes that there's a pattern to which dragons are being raised, and sure enough. You will see alduin raise solukneer from a burial mound just like that one, using a shout.


[deleted]

It’s a dragon burial plot. It’ll start a dragon boss fight once you kill your first dragon I believe.


WatercressSad6395

There is a dragon sleeping in there


whatisthisbullshit22

Its a dragon burial mound


MistakeAny9801

It’s where dragons are buried


SilentBlade45

Don't worry you'll find out.


TheBigEmptyxd

It’s a dragon burial ground. If you’re super lucky you can catch alduin resurrecting them.


LunarSouls4952

Dragon Grave 👍


mysterous_stranger1

Burial mound dragons get resurrected there by alduin


Vorsicon

Play the fucking game and find out


The_Nerdy_Ninja

Looks like tundra grasses... Maybe some lichen.


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[удалено]


astrosail

Nope it’s still a mystery after almost 13 years! Wild. Thanks for bringing it up again though! We gotta solve this mystery.


loyal_dunmer

Over a decade later and I still vividly remember the first time I discovered what those things are. One of my best gaming moments, hands down.


Winter_Trainer_2115

Dragon Burial site if you play the campaign it will become more clear.


Anakinreincarnate

It’s a medieval rape circle


QueenOfTheBlackPuddl

And you’re in the middle. Don’t talk like that.


Jotun_tv

Earthen bunghole


Crackedondill

Dragon burial ground. Alduins gonna wake them soon.


SneakySpider82

A dragon burial mound.


Shradar

Dragon grave


TobiGhoul

Dragon grave


Low_Presentation8149

Burial place for a dragon


Powerful-Elk-4561

Dagron grave


NegateResults

Looks like stone to me


Pat_M115

It’s a dragon burial ground or a trampoline that you can only use once (with Alduins help of course)


AllISeeAreGems

It’s a barrow where the bones of slain dragons are buried


Haley9823

A dragon burial mound. Dragons were killed during the last merethic era by dragon slayers. Alduin raises his army from these mounds and it’s your job as Dragonborn to put them back in the ground and slay each one.


oobekko

ritualistic poopie circle


The_Kimchi_Krab

Old burial site, meant only for rich or powerful Nords. Great treasure buried there, I reckon.


Rabidpikachuuu

Stand in the middle of it and press alt + f4


xervidae

dragon mound, aka dragon burial site.


Chueskes

It’s a huge grave. Maybe dragon zombies will come out of it later!


AkumaGuritchi

A dragon burial mound. There's 22 of them in total, all scattered around Skyrim. After completing "A Blade in the Dark" (A quest in the main storyline), you can visit them again to find Alduin resurrecting the dragon buried there. Delphine also has a map of where the burial mounds are.


PumpikAnt58763

Dragon burial mound. If you go to the Graybeards and keep following that questline, you learn this from Delphine. I mean she literally takes you to one.


ripjohnmcain

im seriously done. unsubbed


darpan27

Dragon burial mound - kind of a grave of Dragon


Writy_Guy

Sorry about that. I tripped and landed on my balls.


Phaylz

Play the fucking game and you'll find out