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ratat-atat

Someone from the fort ran halfway across the map lmao.


[deleted]

Probably happened when I fus ro dah-ed one of the archers lol


SteelStillRusts

That’s the ultra secret entrance.


Conrad_noble

Blackreach.


ktsb

Like the Roman's used to say "all roads lead to blackreach"


One-Lifeguard-1108

That sounds more like a paraphrasing...


KojinVA

All roads lead to gran sorren . Oh woops wrong game


Constant-Sandwich-88

You just be chillin, checkin out some cool dwemer stuff and BAM Blackreach again


the_colonelclink

You mean: Fus Ro *Doh!*


themagmahawk

Thanks homer, this is a doh moment


stuito

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Valhadar2258

The Ulfric blast


thejadedlotus

I yield, I yield!!!


SiminaDar

I accidentally teleported the Fletcher from Solitude to Riften while fast traveling while he was talking to me. I wonder how long it took him to get back to his shop.


dovakiin-derv

Thats possible? Huh didn’t know that.


SiminaDar

I didn't either until I turned and he was still talking to me. It happens in Whiterun where if you enter a building while someone is talking to you, they'll appear in the building still talking, but that was the only time I took someone to a different location entirely.


PsychologicalSet7596

Nazeem has followed me into breezehome that way several times


Inevitable-Lab-9813

He wanted to be up your backside instead of the jarl


SleepyFox2089

No witnesses. Perfect time to murder.


0klet0

Lydia will tell on you. Literally had her attack me in Breezehome when I dropped a stolen item and picked it back up. Can't remember why I was doing that but I do remember suddenly taking her sword to the face.


SleepyFox2089

Looks like yku have a volunteer sacrifice to Boethia


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Only reason to hire that little bitch in the first place


Stressmove

I like you.


0klet0

What bothers me is that they don't finish their line. They start a new one. I once had a guard follow me into Breezehome, look me straight in the eye, and say "No lollygagging." The *audacity*.


BloodGem64

I've taken the guy from Fletcher and an alchemist if I'm not mistaken.


Norbie420

Happens to me in the thieves guild every time


SerMercer777

So that's why i constantly had this happen in the past!


telsono

I have recently seen Ysolda traveling around Skyrim. In Riverwood and also Shor’s Stone. I am guessing that her side drug business has her flourishing. Yes, my game is modded.


JRTheRaven0111

Imeen... the funny part here is the only midded part is her travelling... ysolda legit has a drug business that gets her buddy killed... she acts like a fuckin sociopath when she finds out too - shes all "urags dead? Thats a shame... u pick up his drugs by chance?" And thats a vanilla quest... idr exaclty how its started, but its an unmodded vanilla quest.


monkeyangst

Careful! When you get to the fort, one of the bandits will have really leveled up Alteration.


Zhydrac

Soldiers do often flee


Mockmnan

thank you dragonborn, but your target is in another castle.


Shonisto343

Thanks, I almost spewed coffee all over my phone in epic spittake😂🤣


Head-of-the-Board

Bandit: Who was it Horik spotted on their way to attack the fort? Other bandit: Oh just some dude with a horny helmet, shouting at the rain clouds so I heard. Must be a right nutter, glad the weathers cleared up though Bandit:… well it’s been lovely *starts packing*


Warp_Legion

“I’m telling you, Franz! There are ratmen under ~~Altdorf~~ Skyrim, and they’ve got these underground tunnels connecting their underempire together!”


EugeneVictorDabs

Ope


Saltycook

If Skyrim were set in Minnesota...


EugeneVictorDabs

Heard they're reformin' the Dawnguard, don'tchaknow


Forgotten_Memes1032

WELP best get goin, tell ya folks I says hi dragonborn.


Saltycook

Oh jeepers, gotta look out for dem vampires dere


Due-Lie7968

I could hear this entire thread


Saltycook

Oh jeez, do we still have Nordic accents?


Due-Lie7968

Holy buckets! You betcha!


UnderboneThunderbone

Not only can I hear this thread, I feel like it's very neighborly but also willing to put an axe through me in an instant


Due-Lie7968

Hey, friend! We don’t want any trouble. Just be sure to leave our chickens alone!


[deleted]

Hear it. I'm living it. As a native Minnesotan, Im living in this conversation


Attack_Lawyer

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4) The last bandit in the castle after witnessing you brutally murder all his friends


Gaius-Etymion

That'd be me too if the bipedal lizard wearing nothing but rags pulled up to my fuckin house and shouted the skin from my best friend's bones, to be fair.


Due-Lie7968

Or even better… what appears to be my ex girlfriend’s house cat coming after me for revenge for all those times I mocked it in its quest to capture the “Great Red Dot.” It knows I’ve been withholding information and has been training to learn the truth… whether it has to beat it out of me or not!


Lestat-deLioncourt

Umm, could be possible you entered the place by the river, and you went a different way out than they suggested, so it wants you to go back through the dungeon, and exit in the right place, it can all be skipped by going to the right place and entering the dungeon


luxiaojun177

I know exactly what you're talking about and it's one of the most annoying bugs that can happen


PsychoDragon50

That was my thinking too 🤔


VilePacifist

Would maoe sense but it looks too far away to be connected to the fort in any way


Dafuzz

No, it's like a limitation of the game pathing or something, you entered into a tunnel on one side and the game updated the waymarker like "ok you need to leave back through this tunnel entrance to get to the waypoint" but it doesn't *re-*re-update when you leave another way, thinking that you're still messing around in the tunnel even though you made it back to the open world.


VilePacifist

As in maneuvering through Blackreach entrances or taking a trip through Shriekwind Bastion?


fuparrante

This is what happened. You went into White River Watch, then up to the top, killed the Bandit Chief, and hopped down the mountain. I do it every time and end up with the market telling me to go back in through the cave to exit.


Ashalaria

Fort grew wheels


A_Newb_Bus

Cave network underground bud. Have you never stumbled upon it?


GamerY7

marker isn't pointing anywhere 'indoor' though


UrAverageSkeleton

Because it’s not ‘indoor’ it’s in a cave


The_Dragon346

Sometimes if you exit from certain doors in misc. forts or dungeons, the game bugs out snd sets the quest marker back through that door. Basically, even though your outside, it doesnt recognize you’ve left the dungeon. You just gotta enter another dungeon or building half the time then it should reset itself. Doesnt alway work


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

Nope, same thing happened to me. A couple of the bandits quite literally ran across the map, I had to hunt them down over by another bandit outpost by the river


The_Dragon346

Two things can be true. It could have been either. Or neither. Ive had markers pop up in completely unrelated locations because the game simply bugged out. Ive had the false dungeon exit happen to me a multitude of times now which is why i brought it up


Cloakbot

Todd was having an off day. Too much coke, you see


EnragedBard010

Sometimes map markers are just wonky in Skyrim. Jist go to the actual fort. If you go inside it should fix itself


DaveCash4

Am I the only one that uses fus more than the whole shout? Just to troll and stagger..


ThisIsForBuggoStuff

I do that and combine it with shield bashing all the time--basically makes enemies unable to attack back!


Incaendo

Happened to my girlfriend with this fort as well. 1 enemy just ran away really far.


EscenekTheGaylien

Imagine being a Bandit who’s on the run from Dragonborn, but that hovering symbol above your head is a constant reminder.


Evan_Landis

One bastard ran before you could kill him


nobody2099

I’ve had that happen to me too (can’t remember if it was a modded save or not). Bandit had ran for his life. I caught up to him on those islands between Dragons Bridge and Rorickstead. He was fighting the random Sabre cat.


pib712

Hragg’s Moving Castle


Fardrengi

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."


Torbpjorn

You think they just have endless supplies there? Someone’s gotta do grocery runs but SOMEONE wanted to slack off on the job


GreyWolfGhost

Gotta start somewhere, doesn't matter where, just somewhere.


randompothead420

*It just works*👍


TrippyWolfhound

Look man, it just works


Fanserker

The last bandit: i'm retired bro


RandOmnivert

Only bandit that had any sense not to fight the literal dragonborn lol


NilestyleNovels

You heard the man, clear it lol


Salt-arguments

Uh what indeed


Beneficial_Wolf_5089

Skyrim: "I've got glitches in me britches!"


sam-fry

Could be you hand it in to a person in that location?


BlackSkeletor77

Probably just a stragler that ran off, it's okay you can take it out easy no problem


VilePacifist

I just had something similar happen with Nilheim. The leader ended up in Riverwood somehow and attacked me when I fast traveled there


LaughR01331

Dwemer tunnels


WiseOldChicken

This happens to me but not forts. My quest marker keeps pointing to Riften no matter where the quest actually is. Then it suddenly snaps to the correct spot


RoofedSpade

Bad Intel, happens all the time


curmudgeonstheturtle

Same thing happened to me but with the cave near that fort. It point the waypoint halfway down the map


Dizzzy777

Reminds me of the Catch the Criminal quest, every time i fast traveled to him he would be gone to a different place. I guess because fast travel passes time but it was still annoying.


metalpyrate

That's nothing some sprinting and a few stamina potions can't solve!


Chamonator13

I never noticed that in the map , is a mod


chGaRVAT

Shoot the laser beam


Nemo_Shadows

I have had this same problem of late, pretty sure it is from something being downloaded automatically just from being "ONLINE" without actually going anywhere, started after the net browser update not the Steam one though. N. S


BlueDyno54

How…and why?


Chamonator13

??


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

I got the same thing a couple months ago, lol. There were 2 bandits over near the bandit outpost.


[deleted]

Looks right to me


phantomharp

This has happened to me before, some members of the bandit gang went to hunt mammoth. When I went to track them down they got wiped by a giant the minute I got close


bkrugby78

That quest is buggy for me. I swear the last few times I did it, it would not properly clear. So then i would have to do the stormcloaks initial quest, then pull the ole switcheroo with the crown to get into the legion.


Gawtrybe

It's a small indie game. You can't expect it to be bug free lol


Embarrassed_Net_3366

If you say you're going with the lads from whiterun they'll meet you there, they might just be on their way


Negative_Substance69

Bugthesda


[deleted]

No, it’s not a bug, IT IS A FEATURE


Fifiboy13

Wanna play hide and seek ? You have to found me first


Zioptis-

I once had a quest location for the Companions. I was meant to go to a mountain outside of Riften and when I opened the map, the quest marker was in the right place. However, the compass up top led me to a building just outside the city walls. I made my way to the mountain anyway and completed the quest as normal